[Mikey]

This was fun. And NOW... who's turn is it this week? Well, it's a SWERVE!

It's not Solly, it's not Moose, it's not even my long time OOWF tag team partner Attitude Adjuster. It's the guy who peppered me with the most questions this week that did not come straight from awesome movies.

[points to self]

D..... X...... B!!

It's on you, Byrne!



1. What is your name?

2. You claim to be from Chi-town. Were you born there? If not, what took you to the Windy City?

3. Where's the farthest you've ever traveled from home? Tell us about it.

4. Where have you not been but would like to see?

5. What do you do for a living?

6. If your employer gave you a 365 day paid sabbatical, what would you do with that time?

7. Forget Coke or Pepsi... what is your favorite other soda? (Sprite, Sunkist, Cream Soda, etc.)

8. What brought you to Pun's House? When? Why do you hang around?

9. Name your top 5 "I'd like to fuck" celebrity list.

10. From waking to sleeping, describe your perfect day.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 14, 2008 23:46:04 GMT -5 Mikey said:

It's the guy who peppered me with the most questions this week that did not come straight from awesome movies.

[points to self]

D..... X...... B!!

It's on you, Byrne!

1. What is your name?

John A. Byrne

And before anyone asks, the A stands for Albion. I am Scottish / Portueguse on my fraternal side, and apparently as I've been told my Grandfather was a HUGE football fan. He convinced my father to name me after the most adored Scottish football team. I just find that funny...

2. You claim to be from Chi-town. Were you born there? If not, what took you to the Windy City?

No. I was actually born in Rota, Cadiz, Spain. I'm a Navy brat so I am a dual citizen of Spain & USA. My maternal family is all from the suburbs of Chicago so after the navy my folks settled down near my maternal family.

3. Where's the farthest you've ever traveled from home? Tell us about it.

Besides Spain, I have been in Portugal, England and Hawaii before I was 4.

Since then as an adult I've been to Phoenix, Austin, NY, Seattle & Jackson Mississippi, Rhode Island & Boston. . Oh, and Detroit. Can't forget about Detroit. So I guess that sorta answers your query.

4. Where have you not been but would like to see?

I'd love to go to Australia, back to England, Fiji. Really, I've always wanted to go to an active Volcano, so I'd go to one of those in Fiji or somewhere like that.

5. What do you do for a living?

Simple answer: Computers.

More complex answer, I am a Senior Architect & Consultant for Incentra Solutions, specifically based in Virtualization technologies along with Unix & Windows.

6. If your employer gave you a 365 day paid sabbatical, what would you do with that time?

Good question. First, I'd do nothing. Absolutely nothing /Office Space

After a week or 2 of nothing, I'd get more into my Muay Thai training, and take more Art classes (I took some in college). I'd probably throw myself back into working at the Tattoo shop I used to work at and try to start up training in tattooing.

I'd also travel with my son and show him the world I've already seen.

7. Forget Coke or Pepsi... what is your favorite other soda? (Sprite, Sunkist, Cream Soda, etc.)

Dr. Pepper, Cherry Vanilla Dr. pepper

8. What brought you to Pun's House? When? Why do you hang around?

I remembered seeing the links at OO when that was up, and during the Great OOutage of 2008 I made the pilgramage over here, and haven't looked back since...

I like over here as it's not as intense and "structured". It's just more relaxed over here and I was able to feel more at home and integrated. Plus, as schmaltzy as it sounds, I like the people here , and have become "friends" with people here, so, that's why I stay...

9. Name your top 5 "I'd like to fuck" celebrity list.

5. Carrie Anne Moss from The Matrix



4. Gabrielle Anwar from Burn Notice




3. Betty Page



2. Trisha Helfer from Battlestar Galactica



and Number 1:

Ariel



10. From waking to sleeping, describe your perfect day.

This is going to take some thought. I promise I'll get back to this one.

[salmonjunkie]

How did you end up living in all of those cities? What did you think of them?

Should UCLA fire Rick Neuheisel now or at the end of the season?

Who is your favorite wrestler?

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing maneuver?

What would be your pose?

Who is your favorite band/artist?

Do you have tattoos/piercings? Any pictures?

[The Canadian Content]

Did you happen to catch the Cubs game last night?

[Eric O'Mac]

Should I exalt you for posting pics of the women?

Is it ok if I go back and couple all of your questions for you to answer?

[Mikey]

Is pimping easy?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

As an IT guy, what's the worst thing you've found on someone's computer?

What are the 10 DVDs/CDs that have reached your desert island status?

[Deadly]

Who are you?






;D

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Sept 15, 2008 9:11:59 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

Is it ok if I go back and couple all of your questions for you to answer?

That's what he wanted from the beginning.

[Stu]

You've been to England, but not Scotland, why the fuck not?!

How in touch with your scottish heritage are you?

Ever worn a kilt?

Ever ate a haggis?

Ever headbutted a man for looking at you funny?

Do you like shortbread?

Did you know Batman was scottish?

Who is your favourite James Bond, and why Sean Connery?

[Habs]

Any guilty pleasures (wrestling doesn't count)?

Any pet peeves?

Any Phobias? If so how bad is it?

Your worst flaw and why is it so bad?

Your best quality and why is it so good?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Explain "DXB"

[Lucky]

Boooooo, Mike! Boooo! I was hoping Byrne's desire to get picked would reach "GM wants to be a mod" levels.

[Moosehead Jack]

can you please put that in the form of a question Lucky?

[punk/core]

18. If you could rip out anyone's heart and eat it... who would it be?
67. You can travel back in time and rape a person from history... who?
42. You can cheat on your significant other, and know you'll never get caught... do you do it?
3. What are you wearing right now?
564. What's for lunch?

[The Canadian Content]

Sept 15, 2008 13:14:24 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Boooooo, Mike! Boooo!

Are you saying "Booo" or "Boooyrne"?

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 9:11:59 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

Should I exalt you for posting pics of the women?

Yes. Yes you should.

Is it ok if I go back and couple all of your questions for you to answer?

Sure, why not. I guess there is a certain amount of truth to the "you ask questions you'd want to be asked" psychology.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 4:22:37 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

How did you end up living in all of those cities? What did you think of them?

I've only lived in some. I also forgot LA (college) and St. Louis. The question really was where I had visited, and I got to those places via work.

Should UCLA fire Rick Neuheisel now or at the end of the season?

I stopped following sports (except hockey) about 9-10 years ago. I found for me, sports was more enjoyable to play and watch with family and friends. When Draven gets older I'll probably start showing him football, baseball and hockey. From what I've read, yeah, fire him now. he sounds like a douchebag.

Who is your favorite wrestler?

Without hesitation, Raven. Of all time. Period.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing maneuver?

I've always liked the Kyptonite Krunch. But I'd do mine from the top turnbuckle and then every once in awhile, I'd do a flipping Kryptonite Krunch, which I'd call the Zod Driver.

What would be your pose?

On one knee I'd bow my head and outstretch my arms (ala Raven)

Who is your favorite band/artist?

Old Metallica (Kill 'Em All to ...And Justic for All) and Fear Factory.

Do you have tattoos/piercings? Any pictures?

Yes. I have 3 in total. They cover 40% of my body. Pictures forthcoming after I can grab them off of my camera.

For peircings I have 10.

I have both ears stretched to 3/4", I have my labreat pierced (lip), my nipples, my tragus (little nub on middle of your ear), conch (outer ear) and the cartillege on the top of both ears (one is stretched to 8 gauge).

I'll have pictures of them as well shortly.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Sept 15, 2008 17:48:47 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Do you have tattoos/piercings? Any pictures?

Yes. I have 3 in total. They cover 40% of my body. Pictures forthcoming after I can grab them off of my camera.

Who the fuck are you, Michael Scofield?

For peircings I have 10.

I have both ears stretched to 3/4", I have my labreat pierced (lip), my nipples, my tragus (little nub on middle of your ear), conch (outer ear) and the cartillege on the top of both ears (one is stretched to 8 gauge).

Check that, you sound like Buffalo Bill.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 8:11:25 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Did you happen to catch the Cubs game last night?

I saw the last inning. I caught the Carey Wood historic game that way as well.

From the small amount I saw, it was exciting. Zambrano was on. Apparently the last time a no hitter was thrown by a Cub it was by Mel Pappas when I was 5.

I wonder when the annual choking will happen, as it looks like they are playing better later they go.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 9:18:10 GMT -5 Mikey said:

Is pimping easy?

No, Pimping ain't easy.

But the game is to be sold, not to be told.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 17:55:04 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Sept 15, 2008 17:48:47 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Do you have tattoos/piercings? Any pictures?

Yes. I have 3 in total. They cover 40% of my body. Pictures forthcoming after I can grab them off of my camera.

Who the fuck are you, Michael Scofield?

No, mine are good.

Sept 15, 2008 17:55:04 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

For peircings I have 10.

I have both ears stretched to 3/4", I have my labreat pierced (lip), my nipples, my tragus (little nub on middle of your ear), conch (outer ear) and the cartillege on the top of both ears (one is stretched to 8 gauge).

Check that, you sound like Buffalo Bill.

No, I'd think it was more of a "modern primative" look, but as I'll show in a picture, I pass quite easily in professional environments, so your imagination may be better then what I actually look like

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 9:42:26 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

As an IT guy, what's the worst thing you've found on someone's computer?

Sadly, I found kiddie porn on one guys' PC at a client I worked at. I made a duplicate of his PC hard drive for the authorities, called the cops before I told the HR department.

HR and the local boys in blue showed up and hauled that fucker away, and hopefull for a long time in "Pound him in the ass" prison.

If I found something like that now, I'd have him have an tragic "accident" as well.


What are the 10 DVDs/CDs that have reached your desert island status?

CD's:

1. Metallica: Kill 'Em All
2. Metallica: Master of Puppets
3. Fear Factory: Digimortal
4. Fear Factory: Obsolete
5. Reverend Horton Heat: Holy Roller
6. The Creepshow: Sell Your Soul
7. Fugazi: 13 Songs
8. Sepultura: Roots
9. Clutch: Transnational Speedway League: Anthems, Anecdotes & Undeniable Truths
10. Clutch: The Elephant Riders

DVD's

1. The Crow
2. The Wall
3. The Empire Strikes Back
4. Boiler Room
5. Fight Club
6. The Matrix
7. The Dirty Dozen
8. Action! (TV Series)
9. The Simpsons (Complete Series Boxset)
10. Futurama (Complete Series Boxset)

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Ever think about getting a Prince Albert?

[Fire-Babe]

I need to go through and find every question you asked ME

Until then...when's those pictures getting here?