[The Jewish Cunthead]

I show up at your door - where are we going?

[Mikey]

Sept 16, 2008 17:13:47 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

I show up at your door - where are we going?

Yo Byrne... take him to the zoo. I hear retards like the zoo.

[Habs]

Hey Mikey, thanks for last week advise on what to do. I had a great week-end.

Now Byrne, I know it's early, but what should I do this week-end?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Sept 16, 2008 17:22:52 GMT -5 Mikey said:

Sept 16, 2008 17:13:47 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

I show up at your door - where are we going?

Yo Byrne... take him to the zoo. I hear retards like the zoo.

I ain't retarded, I'm just shy, ya know?

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 9:36:38 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

okay, somehow I missed the piercings pictures. I only saw the ones with your chest tattoo.

I haven't poster the piercing ones yet... I will...

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 16:59:00 GMT -5 Habs said:

Byrnes, I'm tired of being at work, had a crazy day solving billing issues, can I leave early, go on a patio, match beautifull women passing by and having a Guinness?

Yes, please. Mental health is an important part of today's workforce. But add some Bass to that Guinness, you can't just have all black.. Tan needs love too.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Ever bang a (an):

black chick?

Asian chick?

Indian chick?

Hispanic chick?

Jewish chick?

Goth chick?

[Fire-Babe]

okay.....I'm stealing from Solly. I show up at your door. Where do we go?

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 9:48:24 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

So did you get re-married?

No, not yet. I'd like to be in love again and have another kid, but I'm perfectly happy where I'm at now as well.

Got a girlfriend?

Not currently. There was a chick I was dating - we went out 3 times, but she was too busy, and I'm not gonna chase her and kiss her ass to hang out.

How long have you been divorced?

We were seperated for 9 months, divorced for 6 months. We're still best friends though...

How long were you married?

8 years.

How old is your son?

Draven is almost 6 years old (November 20th)

What's the best thing about being a father?

Being looked at like a superhero is cool, and unconditional love is groovy, but I really like doing stuff and showing Draven things and seeing them through his eyes. Almost everything is magical at that age...

What's the worst thing about being a father?

He's at the age that he can get lippy and not listen, and that's challenging, but so far I'd say that when Draven says stuff I take it hard (like he doesn't want to live with me, doesn't like me etc.) You know in your head that he's just a small child but still...

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 10:28:15 GMT -5 Habs said:

Do you think whoever picked up your questions (Eric) will ask you if you ever thought you were gay?

Absolutely, positiveley neighborino

Coke or pepsi?

I like both, but if I have to choose only one, Coke.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Again, same as above, but Trek.

Kirk or Picard?

Picard. He get's tail like Kirk (not as much) but also is intelligent, and is highly respected. Kirk had that whole rebel thing going for him though...

Yoda or Windu?

Muthafucking Yoda, without a doubt. Who has a fucking PURPLE light saber? Jackson was cool, but that character came outta nowhere with no explanation, and they never did explain anything.

Alien or predator?

Like both, but Predator. I always identified more with the Predators (plus, that used to be a nickname of mine when I had really long dreadlocks).

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 10:32:12 GMT -5 Stu said:

Did you know Batman was scottish?

No I didn't. If it's true, that pretty cool.

Believe.

James Bond is half-scottish too, in the books.


Are you divorced because you followed his marriage advice too?

Yep. But after my ex-wife and I saw xXx, she said it's after Vin Diesel's character in that movie (Xander Cage).

Exalt.

Don't forget actor Xander Berkeley, who you may know from 24 seasons 1 and 2.

You are correct, Xander Berkeley's dead ass was there as well. My ex just really thought Vin Diesel in xXx was super hot.

If we wouldn't have seen that movie Draven's middle names were going to be one of the following:

Thor
Morimoto
Li

She let me keep Thor in there if I stopped trying to name him Hayabusa, plus Thor plays into the maternal heritage of Norwegian.

And Stu, no, I didn't follow Connery's marriage advice.

I've been told the Scottish side of my family and Scots in general are very Scotch-centric.

"If it ain't Scottish it's CRAAP!"

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 11:25:11 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

When's the last time you went to Buddy Guy's?

About a year ago. It's allways a fun time. Plus last time I was called a crazy cracker by a hot black chick. That made my night...

What's the best thing about living in Chicago? The worst?

I dig being able to see all sorts of culture, sports, and all different types of cultures and their food.

Worst, shit. Without a doubt the fucking traffic. Brutal. Really you get used to the weather

Ever been to Canada?

Yes, I was. Twice. I was in the Canadian side of Niagra as a kid, and when I was older I went to Montreal on a work trip. Apparently the guys I worked with took a shine to me, and I was the only American that they hung out with at night.



Merde...

[punk/core]

Upon closer inspection, these are...?

Gimme five bees for a...?

We have Mountain Dew or...?

Moldy! Old! I'm going to...?

*punch* We don't take that kind of crap in...?

You could brush your teeth with...?

I live in a single room above a bowling alley and...?

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 11:38:16 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

I like the ink. My question to you has to do with me, and my indecisiveness.

Thanks Thai...

So right now, I have an octopus surrounded in water on my upper left arm. I know that I want an animals w/ elements theme to stem from that, with a phoenix for fire, a dragon for air, and a cartoon groundhog for earth. The ground hog will be on my left chest. The problem is the phoenix and the dragon. For about a year, I've had it set - phoenix on my upper right arm (for symmetry), big-ass dragon on my back. But in the last two weeks, a new idea has come about. dragon on my right arm as a sleeve, phoenix in the back. I actually had a consult with a tattoo artist last week, and he couldn't help me.

So which one should I do, and why?

Typically Japanese style tattoos are one big cohesive art piece so I'd reccomend thinking about having them connected. Phoenixes are typically extremely detailed, so they usually are back pieces, or an entire limb. Japanese style dragons work really well as sleeves.

Honestly I think what would look coolest if I was designing it, is making your Octapus a half-sleeve by adding a carp (koi) as I have in my Japanese sleeve, dragon on the other arm, for a half sleeve, and the back would have a phoenix. I'd also have tradional yin-yang on your pec, with the groundhog on the other pec. I have a buddist prayer on my arm, and that is a very common theme in Japanese tattoos so I think a buddist prayer that speaks to you on the back with the phoenix would be cool.

Also expect to see smoke, finger waves and a lot of cherry blossoms, maple leafs and peonis and chrysanthamums (or some sort of mixture of these flowers) as these are all very common images in Japanese tattoos.

The best advise I can give someone is to meet many tattoo artists after looking at their work. You are looking at easily 60 - 100 hours to get something like what I describe. Make sure the artist is a good person as well, you'll be spending a LOT of time with them. In Japan, tattooing is a very spirtual, and relationship building experience. Many artists and clients become quite good friend. That's what happened with the first tattoo artist I had for over 5 years.

And would you like to tell us a story about your tattoos? What they mean, how long ago you got them, etc.

My tattoos don't really have any "Miami Ink" stories behind them. ;D

My first tattoo was the biomechanical sleeve when I was 27. I always liked that style of art due to HR Giger, and thought it would be cool looking. I'm sure there's a deeper psychological meaning why I picked it (feeling like an outsider / alien, feeling like stretched accross many facets of life etc)

The Japanese sleeve happened after I had become very good friends with my first tattoo artist. I allways have had a repect for Japanese culture and art and have done a fair amount of reading on Japanese tattooing and their history.

In Japan, a client asks a master to take them as a client, but it takes many meetings with this master in different settings for them to decide whether they will tattoo you. In these meetings the master is learning about you and deciding if they like you as a human, as well as learning about you. If they accept you as a client, they then decide what they'll tattoo on you. These themes are taken from a book called 108 Heroes of The Suikoden (or Water Margin) depending on the translation.

Anyways, I gave him complete control and allowed him to design a sleeve like old style Japanese masters would do (we'd been friends for a couple years at this point).

The Skull with long hair is to symbolize me. This is from a story in the water Margin where a man is ostracized from his society due to being different, but when demons attacked his villiage, he was the first there to his communities aid. The cherry blossoms represent the fragility of life and he told me the 3 represent my family (me, the wife and son) and are the same color to show our unity. Carps symbolize growth and transformation, as Carps grow into Dragons. Carps are on a path of wisdom and learning, and struggle to transform into wise, sage dragons. The Hanya mask is also known as a Noh mask. This character was once a beautiful woman who fell in love with a priest. Her unrequited love causes her to turn into a monster who expresses the fury of a woman overwhelmed by jealousy and anger.

Japanese legend believes scary and grotesque visages protect from demons and mal-intent. The third eye was his way of helping me open myself up to new ways of thinking and being.

The buddist prayer on my inner arm is in complete black as is tradional, and the prayer essentialy is a prayer to a phophet of doom and to ask for understanding on life (material life is pain in Buddism).

Again, these images and iconography was chosen for me by that artist to represent me.

The chest piece is just a tradional style that I like, but done in a modern, twisted style.

"Love Thy neighbor" is a sarcastic tattoo, as it is full of implements of death and destruction, but really stands for the fact that you will be there for people and help, but if anyone fucks with you and yours, you aren't afraid to deal with it.

The other images are traditional items that I thought look cool.

My lucky number is 13, the horsehoe (that's purple by the way) is for luck. Cherries are symbolism of femininity and my love of women, the dice tradionaly stand for vice, and nautical stars represent "the way home". The star actually represents my son as red is his favorite color and to remind me to guide him properly, or something like that

The sparrows on each shoulder blade are just traditional, the evil one on the left, and the holy one on the right. The symbolism for that on that on the right hand side is suppossedly to reperesnt the son, who sits on the right hand of the father or something like that

I think that covers the symbolism, but mostly it's becaused I like the artistic value of them. Really the only ones that really had thought about them meaning something are the star, and the black diamond with FTW (supposed to stand for me (black diamonds being extremely rare)) and FTW stands for Fuck The World, which, well, is pretty self-explanatory

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 11:56:26 GMT -5 Mikey said:

Since you indeed DO "know Black People," I'll ask another:

What is a "loosey?"

They are loose cigarettes sold by Aye-raab shop keepers

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 12:24:39 GMT -5 Outback Frito Pendejo said:

Sept 16, 2008 9:27:23 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Yep. Just those 10. I had my nose pierced as well, but it started migrating so I only had that for a week before I took it out. I may get others in the future though. I'm done stretching my ears though.

and there's some story that apparently everyone at pun's knows except me, so I'm asking in your thread, but if you don't wanna tell it (because i think it was an accidental reveal) i'll give you a pass.

Nah, I tell you, it's nothing to be embarassed or ashamed about.

In Pun's Q&A thread I had asked if he had every questioned his sexuality as a youth, and within 5 minutes Lucky was asking him if he thought it weird that I asked. This sorta goes into my "biggest flaw" question one page page, I sometimes don't think before I say something. If I would have thought, I may not have asked. But as I also said, there is a certain amount of truth to the whole ask what you want to be asked yourself dealie.

At least you didn't sleep with Lumberg!

How dare you judge me? I mean what are you? You think you're some kind of, like, angel here? No, you're just this penny-stealing... wanna-be criminal... man.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 15:12:43 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Sept 16, 2008 15:10:55 GMT -5 Tommy said:

GO BENGALS!

Byrne: true or false, this was below the belt?

False.

Even Cleaveland rags on Cincinatti, and their lake was on fire for fucks sake...

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 15:31:26 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list

Tits and titties are good, but I really like boobies. In fact I called my wife Booby McHooter for many years as a nick name (she is extremely well endowed (44 DD - and yes, really they are realand that big )


2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?

I never minded as long as I got to play with them, but my ex ruined me as she had super huge, awesome bodacious ta-tas.


3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

I like nipples that are slightly larger that get hard, that way you can lick, suck and bite them. Plus, if they are pierced that SO fucking hot. SO HOT! It's like whipped cream on top of a sundae.

MTA: I just noticed "favority" - did you write that for every time you asked that question?

Yeppers. I meant it. It was to convey childlike fun that we as men feel when we see and play with boobies

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 16:33:06 GMT -5 Road Warrior Shark said:

Vince offers you a contract to wrestle for him TODAY, what do you take as a Stage Name?

Johnny Ink or Johnny Rotten. Both have been nick names I've been given. But I've had the Johnny Ink nickname the longest.

Fantasy Golfing Foursome, you and What 3 other people?

My grandpa (the scottish one) as I never got to meet him and he was suppossed to be a great golfer, Happy Gilmore (I think he and I would get along awesomely), John Daly (he seems like he'd be fun after I get some Coke & Jack in him) and Ray Charles (so I could beat at least 1 damn person) and Bill Murray would caddy for me (just so he could act like Carl Spackler).

[The Canadian Content]

Sept 16, 2008 20:38:49 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Sept 16, 2008 15:12:43 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Byrne: true or false, this was below the belt?

False.

Even Cleaveland rags on Cincinatti, and their lake was on fire for fucks sake...

Smiley be damned. That was below the belt.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 16:59:06 GMT -5 Mikey said:

Can you cook? Like beyond toast and shit? If so, any specialties?

yes, I love cooking.

I've actually studied French and Chinese cooking in college. I will regularly cook Thai at home as well as Italian. I also like southern style soul food (I had a nanny who was a kindly old black lady from Alabama) and she allways thought it was funny a white boy liked soul food.

I've actually worked at a Thai resturant for a bit, so I allways love cooking thai.

It's actually my favorite food type and style of cooking - especially curries.

I also make homemade pizzas.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 17:13:47 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

I show up at your door - where are we going?

If you have never been to Chicago I'd take you into the city and get some really great food. I'd then take you to Buddy Guy's for some blues or Kingston Mines (if you like reggae) and then I'd take you to get a tattoo from where I go (sounds like you would want one if not for the strict religious rules).

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 17:27:58 GMT -5 Habs said:

Hey Mikey, thanks for last week advise on what to do. I had a great week-end.

Now Byrne, I know it's early, but what should I do this week-end?

Friday I'd go out to a really great restrurant and get something that you normally wouldn't (lobster, or something extravagant that you normally wouldn't get but like). Then go to a movie or a cool pub and play darts. Late at night call your girlfriend and go to town, repeatedly and often.

Saturday sleep in however late you want, then get up, and put the spurs to your girlfriend again. make her brunch, screw, then take a nap.

Get up after your disco nap and play some video games, then go out and go to a burlesque show. I find them more fun, and super sexy and sensual. Plus, you can meet some really hot girls at those places as well...

Sunday, well, sleep in and watch football if that';s your bag, and if not, don't do shit and watch TV. If you like Star Trek, watch it. That's what I would do...

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Did you know I don't practice teh Jooism?

Also, this thread is now worthless without pics of your ex.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 16, 2008 17:53:18 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Ever bang a (an):

black chick? No, but ate out and she was a chickenhead

Asian chick? Yes.

Indian chick? Corn or Dot? Either way, not yet.

Hispanic chick? No, but ate out.

Jewish chick? Yes. and she was amognst the freakiest chicks too. Really hot

Goth chick? Yes. Married one (she was goth earlier, now she's just "alternative").

and Yes, I've banged other goth / alternative chicks as well. This is the type of women that I'm most attracted to. They are usually artists, have tattoos and piercings ect.

All shit i dig....