[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 18:30:34 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Ever think about getting a Prince Albert?

Yes. I actually have thought about a reverse PA, as that would be better for the ladies (hit their G-spot), but I haven;t gotten anything below the belt yet...

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 9:47:21 GMT -5 Deadly said:

Who are you?






;D

I'm just a man trying to do the best I can. To be the best father, and the best man possible.

Shits hard man, but I'm trying.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Have you ever crossed swords?

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 10:22:59 GMT -5 Stu said:

You've been to England, but not Scotland, why the fuck not?!

I was a baby, and sadly didn't have a say I'd love to go and visit the family we have over there, and explore my heritage.

How in touch with your scottish heritage are you?

Not as much as I'd like, for any of my heritage. My Scottish grandfather died when I was a baby, so the family broke apart.

I have spoken with some cousins that visited when I was a teenager, but unfortunately my family is very dysfunctional.

Ever worn a kilt?

Yes. I own one in what has been told is my family tartan.

Ever ate a haggis?

Yes, I tried it once. Yummy.

Ever headbutted a man for looking at you funny?

No, but I did headbutt a guy in a fight in college after a lacrosse game.

Do you like shortbread?

Yes, I do.

Did you know Batman was scottish?

No I didn't. If it's true, that pretty cool.

Who is your favourite James Bond, and why Sean Connery?

Funny enough, it's because he's the coolest fucking one out of all of them. Plus, he's the first Bond I saw as a lad. he's the type of guy men want to be and women want to be with. And he looks awesome for being so old...

I can only hope to be so good looking when I'm older.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I have both ears stretched to 3/4"

Why would you do this? I'm all for self-expression but honestly I've never gotten the appeal of this.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 10:35:01 GMT -5 Habs said:

Any guilty pleasures (wrestling doesn't count)?

Besides some movies considered to be really REALLY bad, not really. I don't really deprive myself.

Any pet peeves?

Hypocrites.

Any Phobias? If so how bad is it?

Not really a phobia, but I can't stand in movies when people get stabbed or cut. I also don't like when people get their earrings or piercings ripped out in movies.

Your worst flaw and why is it so bad?

I talk too much. As I've been told, I don't know when to keep my yapper shut.

Your best quality and why is it so good?

I've been told I have a good personality and make anyone feel comfortable. I can deal with all sorts of different people, which is handy for my job. I'm also open-minded and loyal, sometimes to a fault.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 13:13:14 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Explain "DXB"

It's the initials of my son Draven.

Draven Xander Byrne

Bonus exalts for those who know where his first and middle name are from.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 13:14:24 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Boooooo, Mike! Boooo! I was hoping Byrne's desire to get picked would reach "GM wants to be a mod" levels.

To be fair, I did only ask once. After that I'd laid low on the issue...

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 13:26:59 GMT -5 punk/core said:

18. If you could rip out anyone's heart and eat it... who would it be?

I've already exalted you on your numbering sceme. How very Byrne-esque

If I eat their heart, do I get their talents and/or powers?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Isn't Draven from "The Crow"?

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 19:49:34 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Isn't Draven from "The Crow"?

Yes. Exalt.

The Crow is my second favorite movie of all time. The graphic novel is pretty damn good as well...

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 13:26:59 GMT -5 punk/core said:

67. You can travel back in time and rape a person from history... who?

Hmmm. Eva Braun was pretty hot. So was Cleopatra. I think I'd have to rape Catherine the Great. I hear she had a rather voracious sexual appettite.


42. You can cheat on your significant other, and know you'll never get caught... do you do it?

Nope. Never. I had the chance twice during my marriage and never did. Just knowing I had dishonored my vows would be hard enough on me.

3. What are you wearing right now?

Right now at 8:04 CDT, I am wearing a pair of Joe Boxer flannel lounge pants and nothing else.

564. What's for lunch?

I had sushi for lunch today. Very tasty and full of umami...

[punk/core]

Sept 15, 2008 19:49:12 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Sept 15, 2008 13:26:59 GMT -5 punk/core said:

18. If you could rip out anyone's heart and eat it... who would it be?

I've already exalted you on your numbering sceme. How very Byrne-esque

If I eat their heart, do I get their talents and/or powers?

Yes of course.

[punk/core]

The only Xander I've ever heard of was a character on Buffy... is that it?

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 19:01:02 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

I have both ears stretched to 3/4"

Why would you do this? I'm all for self-expression but honestly I've never gotten the appeal of this.

I liked how it looked on people, and when I researched aboriginal piercings I just liked the idea of what the represented.

A boy becoming a man, becoming a full member of their society, I liked those themes.

Honestly, it's because I like how I look with them, and they haven't hindered my personal or business life, so you're only going to live once.

I've had 90% of my piercings for about 10 years.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 20:12:22 GMT -5 punk/core said:

The only Xander I've ever heard of was a character on Buffy... is that it?

Yep. But after my ex-wife and I saw xXx, she said it's after Vin Diesel's character in that movie (Xander Cage).

Exalt.

[Pun]

Sept 15, 2008 17:58:43 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Sept 15, 2008 8:11:25 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Did you happen to catch the Cubs game last night?

I saw the last inning. I caught the Carey Wood historic game that way as well.

From the small amount I saw, it was exciting. Zambrano was on. Apparently the last time a no hitter was thrown by a Cub it was by Mel Pappas when I was 5.

I wonder when the annual choking will happen, as it looks like they are playing better later they go.

I should fucking ban you right now on principle alone.

It's K-E-R-R-Y Wood. And it's Milt Papas!

Shit! You call yourself a Cub fan.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 18:49:29 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Have you ever crossed swords?

No, but I've crossed the streams once in College.

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 20:16:25 GMT -5 Pun said:

Sept 15, 2008 17:58:43 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

I saw the last inning. I caught the Carey Wood historic game that way as well.

From the small amount I saw, it was exciting. Zambrano was on. Apparently the last time a no hitter was thrown by a Cub it was by Mel Pappas when I was 5.

I wonder when the annual choking will happen, as it looks like they are playing better later they go.

I should fucking ban you right now on principle alone.

It's K-E-R-R-Y Wood. And it's Milt Papas!

Shit! You call yourself a Cub fan.

I was a much bigger baseball fan when I was a kid and watched it with my father. Once my folks got divorced when I was young it's been something I follow off and on, but not really closely, as you can tell...

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 20:11:05 GMT -5 punk/core said:

Sept 15, 2008 19:49:12 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

I've already exalted you on your numbering sceme. How very Byrne-esque

If I eat their heart, do I get their talents and/or powers?

Yes of course.

In that case, if I don't loose my own abilities, I think I'd probably pick Hayabusa. I'd consider him one of the best wrestlers ever, and I think he fits my personality from what I know of him.

If not him Guy Aitchison

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 18:34:59 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

I need to go through and find every question you asked ME

Until then...when's those pictures getting here?

Here's my chest tattoo:



My left arm:
outside


inside


back (not finished yet - will be in October)


My right arm:
outside


inside


back

[The Jewish Cunthead]

How sad is it the first set of nips we've seen on this site have belonged to Byrne?

[Byrntrigan]

Sept 15, 2008 20:56:47 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

How sad is it the first set of nips we've seen on this site have belonged to Byrne?

Sad indeed. But I thought fastEddie has a topless pic of Fire on the site. At least that's what she said, I never saw it but, never really looked either...

[The Jewish Cunthead]

It's just a pic of her back... although according to her, the front doesn't look that much different

[Mikey]

What is a "chickenhead?"