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A special eBay auction just for Byrne Sept 23, 2008 17:43:58 GMT -5

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Post by punk/core on Sept 23, 2008 17:43:58 GMT -5

Here's your chance, buddy:

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230294117977

Edit: Holy fucking shit! I just noticed the item location on that auction. Fontana, CA. I was born and raised there. I lived there until i was 18. And actually, I still live just ten minutes from there. Man, maybe I should go hang out around there if she's in the area.

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The Canadian Content Administrator More like AdministraThor, amirite? Beer Money Podcast Posts: 19,290 Online: Nov 3, 2024 16:32:03 GMT -5	A special eBay auction just for Byrne Sept 23, 2008 17:46:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by The Canadian Content on Sept 23, 2008 17:46:48 GMT -5 Holy shit. Current bid: $4,651
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A special eBay auction just for Byrne Sept 23, 2008 17:57:47 GMT -5

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Sept 23, 2008 17:51:52 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

OK if you're this chick, you HAVE to know the winning bidder is going to want some ass at the end of the night, right?

Either that or the winning bidder is going to look like this guy:

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The Jewish Cunthead Administrator Posts: 21,598 Online: Nov 11, 2024 9:43:49 GMT -5	A special eBay auction just for Byrne Sept 23, 2008 17:59:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Sept 23, 2008 17:59:24 GMT -5 Hey that guy would have wanted some too. You know if HE is putting up money, he's gonna want something.
	"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge "and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose "But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps

bdbdbd Chickenshit Heel Ugly bag of mostly water Posts: 1,924 Online: Jun 3, 2009 9:57:51 GMT -5	A special eBay auction just for Byrne Sept 23, 2008 18:49:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by bdbdbd on Sept 23, 2008 18:49:14 GMT -5 If I'm remembering correctly she did have her name on a website for "escorts" between her time on ECW and in TNA.
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Mr. Dashbee Administrator Your Daddy Posts: 4,617 Online: Oct 25, 2024 22:48:46 GMT -5	A special eBay auction just for Byrne Sept 23, 2008 20:14:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Mr. Dashbee on Sept 23, 2008 20:14:32 GMT -5 Current bid $10,100. Damn. If i were a rich dude, I'd win this thing. Everything I've seen about her indicates she's a total freak. It'd be worth the investiment. Okay, a rich dude and totally single.

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A special eBay auction just for Byrne Sept 23, 2008 20:26:15 GMT -5

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$10,000 is a lot for a date. I mean, you can do a lot of stalking for that kind of scratch. Or, hell just get a new wardrobe and head out for a night at Bar Sinister in Hollywood, where enough alcohol will put you in the position to net what will at the moment seem like a reasonable facsimile of Ariel. Just sayin'.

Also, did you notice who the auctioneer is?
From the seller's info page:

Who are we? We're the online store for Rob Van Dam! You can get wrestling memorabilia, comics, figures and hand signed autographs from Rob Van Dam made out to you or as a gift. Support the most hardcore wrestler in the history of wrestling and collect all of your favorite RVD items and comics!

I'm not sure she counts as an RVD product.

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A special eBay auction just for Byrne Sept 24, 2008 1:06:31 GMT -5

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I say everyone takes pity on my ass and donate to the "Byrne dates Ariel" fund.

Please help the PH resident (guy trying to look like a pro wrestling heel in real life) weirdo realize a dream.

To repay you for your generosity, I'll let you hold her panties (if she wears any), and since she doesn't have problems with filming, I'll try to film.

Please won't you help this poor unfortunate soul?

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It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009

see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009

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A special eBay auction just for Byrne Sept 24, 2008 4:45:34 GMT -5

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Or, for 1/1000th of teh price you could be the "proud" owner of this DVD

A special edition disc of "Dangerous Divas" action featuring Shelly! This is all-new Season 4 action with a whole new cast of wrestlers.
SHELLY USES LOTS OF SCISSOR HOLDS ON THIS DVD

UNCENSORED VERSION! May contain adult language and wardrobe malfunctions.

1. Shelly vs. Bobcat
2. Shelly vs. Daffney
3. Shelly vs. Francine
4. Shelly vs. Lacey
5. Shelly vs. Rain

I like the prominent advertising of scissor holds in the copy. Also, it has Daffney in it! Daffney and Shelly?!

Excuse me, I have to go ~~bid now~~ make a sandwich.

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	It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009 see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009

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Sept 24, 2008 4:45:34 GMT -5 Dr. Muerto said:

Or, for 1/1000th of teh price you could be the "proud" owner of this DVD

A special edition disc of "Dangerous Divas" action featuring Shelly! This is all-new Season 4 action with a whole new cast of wrestlers.
SHELLY USES LOTS OF SCISSOR HOLDS ON THIS DVD

UNCENSORED VERSION! May contain adult language and wardrobe malfunctions.

1. Shelly vs. Bobcat
2. Shelly vs. Daffney
3. Shelly vs. Francine
4. Shelly vs. Lacey
5. Shelly vs. Rain

Shelly is like the Randy Orton of Scissor Holds.

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It's just been moved and restarted - They've added that you need to be 21+, and that a portion of the winning bid will be donated to the City of Hope Cancer Research Center.

Also, it will now cost about 8 bucks to get Ms. Martinez shipped to you via USPS. I hope there are air holes.

Currently the bidding is at 280, with the reserve still not met.

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	It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009 see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009

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Byrntrigan Administrator Hellfire and Byrnestone Posts: 10,272 Online: Feb 10, 2017 16:17:09 GMT -5	A special eBay auction just for Byrne Sept 25, 2008 13:43:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Byrntrigan on Sept 25, 2008 13:43:42 GMT -5 It was the name of a club that I helped do stagecrew shit for rock bands. I just cut the sleeves off so I had a shirt that I could wear to show my arms... and yes, you now know my terrible secret...
	It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009 see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009

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