Cowher would be a hell of a coach for SD; although you'd get a lot of the same frustration you had with another coach you had in recent history.
That would be Marty. He should never have been fired. Seriously, how do you go from "We're gonna fire Marty Schottenheimer" to "We're gonna replace him with Norvell Turner"?
Of course. Now, what's weird to some, may not be to others. But hey, if a gal is a gamer and tosses a finger in an unexpected place during a blowjob, what am I gonna say, no?
She put her figure in your ear whle giving a blow job? How the fuck did she did that? Was she a chimp with super long arms?
I have the right knee of a 40-year-old. It stems from wrestling in high school. It bent backwards, but just once. Hence the lack of sporting career.[/quote]
Describe the hottest girl you've been with.
Probably my first actually. She was fairly thin, but had the perfect face and C-cups and was waaaaaaaay too hot for me. Severe lack of ass though.
Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.
She was a rebound that was a bit on the large-ish side. I found out afterwards that I took her virginity at the tender age of 24 and she became obsessed with me and I didn't think I could stomach the amount of alcohol I had that first night to do it again. I wish I hadn't done that and her pussy smelled like an open sewer.
Tell us a fun story about your job as a stripper driver.
So me and this methed-up stripper are driving back from Visalia to Fresno. She's high as all fuck, grabs my hand and puts it in her underdrawers so I do what any good man would, pull her head into my lap and diddle her while driving the 99 and getting my dick sucked by a cranked-out stripper. Its the stuff dreams are made of, kids.
Do you own a digital camera?
Nope. But I have a badass phone with megapixels out the ass.
If so, what is your favorite photo that you've taken with it? Post it.
Hmmm. Well, let's see. I'll have to go through some pictures and find a bunch of good ones. I have to go to work here for a few hours but I'll do that when I get back.
4. What other sports do you like? 5. Do you participate in any sports? 6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings? 7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s) 8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move? 9. Do you have any siblings? 10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)? 11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ? 12. Favorite video game. 13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid? 14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke? 15. Do you watch cartoons? 16. What's your favorite cartoon?
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
I was 19, she was 18. It was at my friend's mom's house I was housesitting for. My girlfriend came over and I fucked her on the couch. Not really an interesting story.
That chick ended up being a lying rotten cheater and started the shit-spiral of distrust that's compounded and ended up with me being the angry misogynist I am today.
That'swhy you need to loose your virginity in the back seat off a car
How long were you with that chick?
2 1/2 years
Star wars or Star Trek?
Christ, that's hard. I'll have to break it down more than that.
I like Star Wars 4, 5 and 6 and Star Trek: TNG. Not too fond of any of the other Star stuff.
Kirk or Picard?
Picard.
Yoda or Windu?
Yoda. Although I can't blame Sam for those awful films. Victem of circumstance.
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. Its the better mixer and I don't drink soda recreationally unless its, like, a Jack and Coke.
Irish Wiskey or Scotch?
Whiskey. Tullamore Dew is the pimp shit.
Ale or Lager?
Depends on the time of year. Right now I'd go with a good stout Lager.
Is your job a little like the scene from Temple of Doom in the mine?
Cowher would be a hell of a coach for SD; although you'd get a lot of the same frustration you had with another coach you had in recent history.
That would be Marty. He should never have been fired. Seriously, how do you go from "We're gonna fire Marty Schottenheimer" to "We're gonna replace him with Norvell Turner"?
so where do we apply for a stripper driver licence?
There's the scumbag companies in every town. Its a horrible business and other than chicks and some occasional offers for free booze or drugs its really the worst job on the planet. Strippers are really the most awful people on the planet. Just look up adult entertainment, call 'em and see if they need drivers, check your morals and sense of disgust at the door and apply.
Yeah, I've become quite a disc golf guy in the past year. It fucking rules.
6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
I have no problem with them at all. I like both on the ladyfolk.
7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
I used to have two through one of my eyebrows. I don't have any tattoos, which is kinda weird because I'm absolutely the kind of guy who should have sleeves. I just never got around to it.
8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
I love a good Shooting Star Press and I always loved Nash's Jackknife
9. Do you have any siblings?
Yeah. Two brothers. One older and one younger.
10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
We had a fucking league, man. We did it on the trampoline so we weren't nearly as hardcore as those other backyard kids, but we did it for years. We were MBW- More Better Wrestling.
11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
We set a kid on fire in High School. It was backstage of a play and he was a real piece of shit, so me and my buddy fired a couple cans of Binaca at him and lit his back up. Always a good trick if you hate someone. Oh! We also dragged this annoying, yet hot girl out of the dressing room topless while she was changing and locked her out. I'm really shocked I graduated.
12. Favorite video game.
Been digging the GTA series. I go all the way back to the beginning with that series. I played GTA2 for fucking ever. Horrible graphics and hours of fun.
13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
I rocked the Street Fighter series until it got way too gay. I firmly believe that each guy doesn't need any more than 3 special moves, 4 tops.
14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
Oh yeah. All the time. My most often used one is hands-down, no contest "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's."
15. Do you watch cartoons?
Yeah. I watch South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse and Aqua Teen Hunger Force whenever they're on. I'm also always down for some classic Looney Toons.
1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list 2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size? 3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.
15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do? 16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor? 17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)? 18. What's your stance on the death penalty? 19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
Feeders
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
So long as they're present.
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.
Not too huge. It gets creepy after a while.
15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
Eating a human, no question. If I had a choice between skipping lunch and eating a human I'd have a tough choice to make, but my life or someone else's? Not a choice at all.
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
Slow-roasted on a spit and stuffed with all kinds of veggies. And for a porky meat, I'd go with a nice basic vin de table.
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
Totally. I've hunted all kinds of birds and I shot a deer once. I've shot at way more deer than I've killed, but I've actually killed one. And we fucking ate it, too! USA! USA! USA!
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
They really need to hurry it up. I'm tired of these 30 years chillin' on death row. If we decided to kill you, we might as well get on with it.
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.
I've choked out a couple people. Does that count?
And if not, I have crazed detailed murderous fantasies on a near-daily basis. Its part of my psychological issues I'm going though, but not seeking treatment for.
I'm kind of shocked you're (a) alive, (b) not in prison, or (c) not a meth head.
Ok, you wanted questions. I think I was going to make this a standard early on but never stuck with these. Working on my theory that a 4 man drinking party is the perfect number who are the 3 Punsters you'd choose for your night out? Please consider all factors you may deem important such as endurance, social skills, value as a wingman, etc. And of course if you don't drink then go ahead and go with whatever sort of night out works for you.
Having all your experience with strippers please list which Punster fits with each of these were we to have a Puns House bachelor party.
Punster most likely to behave in an uncomfortable way when the strippers start performing? Punster most likely to buy enough lap dances that it starts to get creepy? Punster most likely to slip off to the back room with a stripper and boast about it? Punster most likely to slip off to the back room with a stripper and feel deeply shamed by it? Punster most likely to slip off to the back room with a stripper and request something weird? Punster most likely to be so awkward around the naked girls that they barely talk to them and get no lapdances? Punster most likely to have too much fun and come up with a plan to throw some kind of party soon as an excuse to get strippers? Punster most likely to actually hook up with a stripper off the clock? Punster most likely to spend 45 minutes listening to a methed out stripper whine about her life thus ruining the experience? Punster most likely to pass out and have something mean done to him? Punster most likely to get hammered and cause a scene? Punster most likely to get hammered and draw the attention of security/cops? Punster most likely to tell his wife/girl about the night?
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
In fact, he's hates Demko people! I heard it on an award show. He let you Demko's drown by smashing the levees himself.
I have photographic evidence!
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
oh, and people who can't type. He fargin hates those corksuckers!
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009