FF, if you are ever in Montreal (I'll move there in a few weeks) let me know, I'll make sure your stay is a good one. Now if your ever in Montreal, will you do it?
Absolutely. I have no reason to go, but I'd go. I want to go to Canada and all my Canadian homies will argue all day as to which city is a must-visit. I've heard nothing but good things about Montreal and nothing but bad things about Toronto. Convince me to visit Montreal and I'll go.
What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my showcase?
Not gay. Surprised the shit out of me.
Out of curiosity, why did you think I was teh gay? Or was I gay, like I thought you and punker were actually gay?
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It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
Out of curiosity, why did you think I was teh gay? Or was I gay, like I thought you and punker were actually gay?
I didn't really. I was joking there. No, you've been quite surprising actually. You were an unassuming group of three letters when we first me you. Li'l dxb. Then we bonded over the whole "my mother has cervical cancer" thing, you've been on a roll since then. But the most, most surprising thing, is that there's another Fear Factory fan besides myself on this board.
Did you really think me and Punk were gay? That's funny. When'd you figure out that we're just bi?
Do you follow hockey at all? If so, what do you think of the Sean Avery thing?
I follow Hockey as much as I follow basketball. I watch the clips on Sportscenter and listen to it getting talked about on Jim Rome, but I haven't watched a full game on TV since Mario Lemieux retired the first time.
Sean Avery rule- Unsportsmanlike? Of course, but it was legal at the time. And I'm not a big fan of changing rules in the middle of a season ans didn't they change the rules in the middle of the fucking playoffs or something?
Sean Avery rule- Unsportsmanlike? Of course, but it was legal at the time. And I'm not a big fan of changing rules in the middle of a season ans didn't they change the rules in the middle of the fucking playoffs or something?
All they did there was clarify the interpretation of an existing rule. It was essentially just closing a loophole.
What I think habs is referring to is Avery's most recent comments, which got him suspended indefinitely. He dated Elisha Cuthbert. Dion Phaneuf is now dating her. Avery waited to be surrounded by cameras in the locker room, then said that there's a trend in the NHL of other players picking up his sloppy seconds. I'll edit in a clip if I can find it.
In the meantime, do you think it's over the line to bring girlfriends/wives into the media in that fashion?
What the fuck!? You can get suspended from the NHL for that? Buncha fucking pussies. I looked up the story here now and that's lame as shit. Sorry, you say Sean Avery and I didn't realize that there's new controversy.
Out of curiosity, why did you think I was teh gay? Or was I gay, like I thought you and punker were actually gay?
I didn't really. I was joking there. No, you've been quite surprising actually. You were an unassuming group of three letters when we first me you. Li'l dxb. Then we bonded over the whole "my mother has cervical cancer" thing, you've been on a roll since then. But the most, most surprising thing, is that there's another Fear Factory fan besides myself on this board.
Did you really think me and Punk were gay? That's funny. When'd you figure out that we're just bi?
Yes. You two play the part quite well... As for the bi part, I'd guess it was when punker was blowing me and swallowed that I just figured he was bi.
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
Its interesting that women have that "I was experimenting" thing they can do, but the second a guy graciously accepts one single dick inside him at all, suddenly you're a fag for life.
And that is the line, by the way. A dick goes in ya, you're gay now. So the point I'm driving at, Dem...is that you're gay now.
27. What was the first thing you told your first child after they were born? 28. Did you cut the umbillical cords of your kids?
39. What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done?
A&W. Any questions you thought you'd get but haven't yet?
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
No, sure don't. I had a kid o' mine aborted without my consent. That's always cool. Not that I was in any kinda place to have a kid, but hey, woulda liked to have been consulted.
Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Dec 4, 2008 23:32:46 GMT -5
It could be worse - she could have gotten pregnant without your consent.
Anyway... these answers should be fun
1. You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear -- for the rest of your life--sound as if it's being performed by the band Alice in Chains. When you hear Creedence Clearwater Revival on the radio, it will sound (to your ears) like it's being played by Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like it's being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you).
Would you swallow the pill?
2. At long last, someone invents "the dream VCR." This machine allows you to tape an entire evening's worth of your own dreams, which you can then watch at your leisure. However, the inventor of the dream VCR will only allow you to use this device of you agree to a strange caveat: When you watch your dreams, you must do so with your family and your closest friends in the same room. They get to watch your dreams along with you. And if you don't agree to this, you can't use the dream VCR.
Would you still do this?
3. You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intensely about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?
4. You are watching a movie in a crowded theater. Though the plot is mediocre, you find yourself dazzled by the special effects. But with twenty minutes left in the film, you are struck with an undeniable feeling of doom: You are suddenly certain your mother has just died. There is no logical reason for this to be true, but you are certain of it. You are overtaken with the irrational metaphysical sense that--somewhere--your mom has just perished. But this is only an intuitive, amorphous feeling; there is no evidence for this, and your mother has not been ill.
Would you immediately exit the theater, or would you finish watching the movie?
5. You meet a wizard in downtown Chicago. The wizard tells you he can make you more attractive if you pay him money. When you ask how this process works, the wizard points to a random person on the street. You look at this random stranger. The wizard says, "I will now make them a dollar more attractive." He waves his magic wand. Ostensibly, this person does not change at all; as far as you can tell, nothing is different. But--somehow--this person is suddenly a little more appealing. The tangible difference is invisible to the naked eye, but you can't deny that this person is vaguely sexier. This wizard has a weird rule, though--you can only pay him once. You can't keep giving him money until you're satisfied. You can only pay him one lump sum up front.
How much cash do you give the wizard?
6. Someone builds an optical portal that allows you to see a vision of your own life in the future (it's essentially a crystal ball that shows a randomly selected image of what your life will be like in twenty years). You can only see into this portal for thirty seconds. When you finally peer into the crystal, you see yourself in a living room, two decades older than you are today. You are watching a Canadian football game, and you are extremely happy. You are wearing a CFL jersey. Your chair is surrounded by books and magazines that promote the Canadian Football League, and there are CFL pennants covering your walls. You are alone in the room, but you are gleefully muttering about historical moments in Canadian football history. It becomes clear that for some unknown reason you have become obsessed with Canadian football. And this future is static and absolute; no matter what you do, this future will happen. The optical portal is never wrong. This destiny cannot be changed.
The next day, you are flipping through television channels and randomly come across a pre-season CFL game between the Toronto Argonauts and the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
Knowing your inevitable future, do you now watch it?
7. You are sitting in an empty bar (in a town you've never before visited), drinking Bacardi with a soft-spoken acquaintance you barely know. After an hour, a third individual walks into the tavern and sits by himself, and you ask your acquaintance who the new man is. Be careful of that guy, you are told. He is a man with a past. A few minutes later, a fourth person enters the bar; he also sits alone. You ask your acquaintance who this new individual is. Be careful of that guy, too, he says. He is a man with no past.
Which of these two people do you trust less? The man with a past or no past?
8. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don't kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can't tell them why.
Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?
9. For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as brutally honest and relentlessly fair. Meanwhile, Columbia Tri-Star has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. Critics are split on the artistic merits of this fictionalized account, but audiences love it.
Which film would you be most interested in seeing?
10. You work in an office. Generally, you are popular with your coworkers. However, you discover that there are currently two rumors circulating the office gossip mill, and both involve you. The first rumor is that you got drunk at the office holiday party and had sex with one of your married coworkers. This rumor is completely true, but most people don't believe it. The second rumor is that you have been stealing hundreds of dollars of office supplies (and then selling them to cover a gambling debt). This rumor is completely false, but virtually everyone assumes it is factual.
Which of these two rumors is most troubling to you?
"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge
"and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose
"But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps
It could be worse - she could have gotten pregnant without your consent.
Anyway... these answers should be fun
1. You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear -- for the rest of your life--sound as if it's being performed by the band Alice in Chains. When you hear Creedence Clearwater Revival on the radio, it will sound (to your ears) like it's being played by Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like it's being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you).
Would you swallow the pill?
That's a toughey. On the one hand, I'd WAY rather hear Layne singing Radiohead, but on the other hand it'd fucking ruin my metal. So fuck that bitches collarbones, I guess. I would help her back to health. I'm nurturing.
2. At long last, someone invents "the dream VCR." This machine allows you to tape an entire evening's worth of your own dreams, which you can then watch at your leisure. However, the inventor of the dream VCR will only allow you to use this device of you agree to a strange caveat: When you watch your dreams, you must do so with your family and your closest friends in the same room. They get to watch your dreams along with you. And if you don't agree to this, you can't use the dream VCR.
Would you still do this?
Oh totally. I have no shame and it'd save me from describing my bizarre ass dreams to people.
3. You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intensely about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?
Not a problem. If she wouldn't mind me explaining everything with Goodfellas and Reservoir Dogs references, I don't see why I couldn't deal with her and Dark Crystal. Does this woman exist? I'll hook up with her.
4. You are watching a movie in a crowded theater. Though the plot is mediocre, you find yourself dazzled by the special effects. But with twenty minutes left in the film, you are struck with an undeniable feeling of doom: You are suddenly certain your mother has just died. There is no logical reason for this to be true, but you are certain of it. You are overtaken with the irrational metaphysical sense that--somewhere--your mom has just perished. But this is only an intuitive, amorphous feeling; there is no evidence for this, and your mother has not been ill.
Would you immediately exit the theater, or would you finish watching the movie?
I'd stay my ass put. $10 for a movie is a bit more important to me at this point. Fuck my cheating liar whore mother, I have to finish my Michael Bay epic.
5. You meet a wizard in downtown Chicago. The wizard tells you he can make you more attractive if you pay him money. When you ask how this process works, the wizard points to a random person on the street. You look at this random stranger. The wizard says, "I will now make them a dollar more attractive." He waves his magic wand. Ostensibly, this person does not change at all; as far as you can tell, nothing is different. But--somehow--this person is suddenly a little more appealing. The tangible difference is invisible to the naked eye, but you can't deny that this person is vaguely sexier. This wizard has a weird rule, though--you can only pay him once. You can't keep giving him money until you're satisfied. You can only pay him one lump sum up front.
How much cash do you give the wizard?
However much I have on me. If it doesn't work I an always kick his ass and take it back.
6. Someone builds an optical portal that allows you to see a vision of your own life in the future (it's essentially a crystal ball that shows a randomly selected image of what your life will be like in twenty years). You can only see into this portal for thirty seconds. When you finally peer into the crystal, you see yourself in a living room, two decades older than you are today. You are watching a Canadian football game, and you are extremely happy. You are wearing a CFL jersey. Your chair is surrounded by books and magazines that promote the Canadian Football League, and there are CFL pennants covering your walls. You are alone in the room, but you are gleefully muttering about historical moments in Canadian football history. It becomes clear that for some unknown reason you have become obsessed with Canadian football. And this future is static and absolute; no matter what you do, this future will happen. The optical portal is never wrong. This destiny cannot be changed.
The next day, you are flipping through television channels and randomly come across a pre-season CFL game between the Toronto Argonauts and the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
Knowing your inevitable future, do you now watch it?
Why not? If I'm gonna be huge into this league I better get familiar with the teams before the season starts.
7. You are sitting in an empty bar (in a town you've never before visited), drinking Bacardi with a soft-spoken acquaintance you barely know. After an hour, a third individual walks into the tavern and sits by himself, and you ask your acquaintance who the new man is. Be careful of that guy, you are told. He is a man with a past. A few minutes later, a fourth person enters the bar; he also sits alone. You ask your acquaintance who this new individual is. Be careful of that guy, too, he says. He is a man with no past.
Which of these two people do you trust less? The man with a past or no past?
I don't know either of them so I don't trust either of them. But I would like to talk to both. I want to know what the past is, and also how you get here with no past. I'd befriend them both and play some dice.
8. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don't kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can't tell them why.
Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?
Him: Why'd you do that!? Me: Because fuck you, that's why. Wanna play Guitar Hero?
9. For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as brutally honest and relentlessly fair. Meanwhile, Columbia Tri-Star has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. Critics are split on the artistic merits of this fictionalized account, but audiences love it.
Which film would you be most interested in seeing?
The documentary. I'd like to see those interviews. Besides, I'd probably be embarrassed to see who they get to play me. Although if it starred Phillip Seymore Hoffman then I'd watch that one.
10. You work in an office. Generally, you are popular with your coworkers. However, you discover that there are currently two rumors circulating the office gossip mill, and both involve you. The first rumor is that you got drunk at the office holiday party and had sex with one of your married coworkers. This rumor is completely true, but most people don't believe it. The second rumor is that you have been stealing hundreds of dollars of office supplies (and then selling them to cover a gambling debt). This rumor is completely false, but virtually everyone assumes it is factual.
Which of these two rumors is most troubling to you?
Stealing. I'd rather have my true shit circulating. And hell, that sounds like something I might do. But I wouldn't steal and I don't want that shit going around.
Nah. But barely anyone hear has a child (only 3 so far), and I figured he's have funny ass answers.
You did not disappoint sir...
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
Please clarify this story of almost been a dad. Who was the girl ? Where did you meet her? Do you know when did the conception occur? When did you learn she got the abortion?