What I want is to have at least three serious ones so I could start getting silly ones. I designed a cow strangling a bear and a shark with a chainsaw I'd love to have, but you can't start with that.
Why not? Go ahead and start with the silly ones.
Hells yeah, the shark with the chainsaw is awesome. I may steal that shit ;D
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
Hells yeah, the shark with the chainsaw is awesome. I may steal that shit ;D
Wanna get matching shark with a chainsaw tattoos!?
Sure babycakes!
Did punker tell you about our sordid tryst whilst you were gone? I was like his new FF or something ;D
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
Alright, some more death matches... explain who would win in a fight to the death and why:
Michael Corleone vs. Tony Montana
Michael. And he wouldn't even have sullied his hands, he would've had someone else kill that awful gangster. Tony Montana is fucking worthless. He's dead anyways. That should have been my answer for movies everyone loves and I hate: Scarface.
Bill & Ted vs. Marty McFly and Doc Brown
Marty and Doc. They did all they could to leave time as it was. Bill & Ted would have fucked up time so badly.
Muhammad Ali vs. Bruce Lee
I'm not sure what a boxer would do to kung-fu. I'd imagine that Bruce Lee would have some moves for a big giant punchy guy. But I'd love to hear Ali talk shit on Bruce before the fight though.
Donald Duck vs. Daffy Duck
Daffy. Looney Toons can still make me laugh. Disney cartoons never made me laugh.
Gandalf vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi
I think Gandalf is probably more powerful. Obi-Wan shall not pass.
Hannibal Lecter vs. Hannibal Smith
You kidding me? What's Smith gonna do? Fire a million bullets at Lecter that never hit? Lecter would eat Smith and the rest of the queers in that van in a second.
Thelma & Louise vs. Jack & Reggie (48 Hrs.)
Jack & Reggie. I love that movie. Eddie Murphy used to be funny. Remember that?
I've been to Mexico a couple times. And driving longhaul I was able to see the country. I learned to hate places for good reason other than just assuming they sucked. I fucking despise Boston, MA. Its the most miserable place in the United States.
Favorite places you'Ve been.
Omaha is pretty awesome if you're into steak. Vegas is always cool. I liked Tennessee a great deal. Knoxville was probably my favorite city. That place rules. As my friend who was a Volunteer put it best: if you can;t get laid in Knoxville you can't get laid at all.
Top ten places you want to see before you die.
In no particular order: Ireland Australia Belize Brazil Canada Iceland Sweden Norway Finland Hawai'i
I know I didn't get really specific with my countries and one state, but I don't feel like narrowing it down to individual towns.
Top ten things you want to do before you die.
Thai, Punker, Pun, Moose, Lucky, Tommy, Dev, Byrne, Eric and Demko's mothers.
What would you do if you won $10K?
Buy a nicer car.
$100K?
Move into a nicer place and buy a sweet car.
$1M?
Buy a sweet house and a sweet car and some high dollar call girls. Them Elliot Spitzer kind of girls.
$10M?
At this point I could purchase my own teenage girl, plus all the other stuff and I'll buy a great piece of property in an obscure location in the hills of, like, Montana or Tennessee somewheres.
$100M?
Start my own little indy fed and look into my own island perhaps. And at this amount of money, none of my close friends and family are ever working again.
And I'd pay for you to have a messageboard that's not under Proboard's tyrannical rule.
Post by chrisisadad4308 on Dec 3, 2008 19:03:02 GMT -5
You're a doctor and three people are in your E.R.: a newborn baby boy, a middle-aged mother with a husband and 3 children, and a rich and powerful 70 year-old senator. You can save the life of only one.
You're a doctor and three people are in your E.R.: a newborn baby boy, a middle-aged mother with a husband and 3 children, and a rich and powerful 70 year-old senator. You can save the life of only one.
Whom do you save and why?
The Senator would probably help my career quite a bit, but I guess I'd go with the baby. The woman is middle-aged so I have no use for her.
What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my showcase?
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
1. Clock 2. Seashell 3. John Travolta 4. Solar Power 5. Spareribs 6. Rick Scaia 7. Word 8. Association 9. Natron Means 10. Gay (note: the answer can't be "gay")
I'm in town for a visit, conference or something. What do we do?
[DevSop] god your sex life scares me
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
I'm in town for a visit, conference or something. What do we do?
Sit and talk about our feelings, watch Bridges Of Madison Country and then share a good cry.
Why, because there's nothing actually FUN to do?
[DevSop] god your sex life scares me
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"