[Deleted]

Great... now I'm British.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Yeah but you get to have sex a lot and give relationship advice to other losers in the dorm.

[Deleted]

Yeah, but I'm still British.

;D

[Byrntrigan]

Dec 29, 2008 11:07:30 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

I really enjoyed singing "Yoda" - Weird Al ...

So, since you ave admitted liking Weird Al, yet another thing we have in common, do you actually know all the words for the like 8 minute ending for that song with the little dance they do?

[Deleted]

Were you working at the theater when the first Pokemon movie came out, or was it one of the latter ones?

The first one at least had Weird Al's catchy "Polka-mon" playing during the credits to make the cleaning a little less painful.

[Demko]

Ok, everyone else is doing it, and you've had some pretty good recasts... recast your favorite show from MY network. :-)

[National Champion Chris Cole]

So, since you ave admitted liking Weird Al, yet another thing we have in common, do you actually know all the words for the like 8 minute ending for that song with the little dance they do?

No. To be honest I have no clue what you are talking about. I have the Greatest Hits II CD. There is no ending. Was it for a music video?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Were you working at the theater when the first Pokemon movie came out, or was it one of the latter ones?


The first one in November 1999. I'm pretty sure I was gone before any fo the others came to the theaters though as said earlier my wife probably worked a few of them in Gainesville.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Ok, everyone else is doing it, and you've had some pretty good recasts... recast your favorite show from MY network.

This one will actually be very interesting. I just received Season 1 of this show on DVD for Christmas and have been watching it with my daughter.

Fraggle Rock

Gobo - BTR
Wembley - Eric
Boober - Creepy
Mokey - Firewoman
Red - Courtney
Uncle Traveling Matt - AA
King Gorg - Moose
Queen Gorg - Flea
Junior Gorg - Solly
Sprocket - Demko

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Dec 29, 2008 13:19:41 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

King Gorg - Moose
Queen Gorg - Flea
Junior Gorg - Solly

Wow. I don't have the words.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

The word you are looking for is......exalt

[Andy]

Dec 29, 2008 10:59:34 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

You know-- thank God this never happened to me because I would have poked my eyes out like Oedipus-- but were you ever unfortunate enough to walk in on your parents having sex?

Yes. 2-3 times. Not pleasant.

I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that.

Dec 29, 2008 11:33:43 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

My wife with a strap on.

Do you do that anyways?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Dec 29, 2008 13:43:41 GMT -5 Andy said:

Dec 29, 2008 10:59:34 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

You know-- thank God this never happened to me because I would have poked my eyes out like Oedipus-- but were you ever unfortunate enough to walk in on your parents having sex?

Yes. 2-3 times. Not pleasant.

I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that.

I can think of 2 times off the top of my head. I think the other times might have just been hearing.

The first I can think of was early in the morning and I was letting my dog out to use the bathroom. She decided to start digging up the yard so I went to stop her. Well my parents left the blinds open and the dog was in the neighborhood of their window.

The second time was a few years ago. I was coming home to cook my Mom breakfast as a surprise for Mother's Day. My Dad knew I was coming over. Well I sort of knew my parents might not be decent so I told my wife and her Mom and Brother to wait outside while I went inside. It is a good thing too because they were in the bedroom which is right by the front door and the door was open. I later questioned my Dad about it since he knew I was coming over and he aid it was the only way to keep my Mom from leaving the room and ruining the surprise.

[Byrntrigan]

Dec 29, 2008 13:09:48 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

So, since you ave admitted liking Weird Al, yet another thing we have in common, do you actually know all the words for the like 8 minute ending for that song with the little dance they do?

No. To be honest I have no clue what you are talking about. I have the Greatest Hits II CD. There is no ending. Was it for a music video?

No. It is done in the concert. I thought you said you've gone to the concerts before.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Nope. Wish I had.

[Byrntrigan]

Have you ever invented a new mixed drink? What was it's name?
What was in it?
How did it taste?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

What book, movie, or tv show is the best representation of your life? Why?

Who would you cast as me if my life story was made into a movie?

What five wrestling events do you wish you could have seen live?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Have you ever invented a new mixed drink? What was it's name?

I've tinkered with drink mixes but never found anything I liked enough to remember what I did and repeat it.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

What book, movie, or tv show is the best representation of your life? Why?

Some movies have captured pieces of my life but not really anything I can put my finger on for the whole thing. I'll list an interesting one here.

Keeping the Faith. No I'm not a Jewish Rabbi and my Best Friend wasn't a Catholic Priest but the love triangle between the characters that all 3 were best friend's was spot on to the situation between me, my best friend, and my future wife. The movie came out in 2000 which was right in the middle of that chaos. So much so that one day at work one of my coworkers sensed I was a little off that day and goading me into revealing that it had to do with my friends and that our situation was like the movie. To which the coworker says "Oh so your Edward Norton?" I say "Nope. I'm Ben Stiller and I'm dreading telling my friend about the relationship."

Who would you cast as me if my life story was made into a movie?

I can't read. The below is an answer to my life story made into a movie. I'll edit in yours now.

If it was made today probably Shia LaBouf. Though if we can kind Ben Savage that might work just as well because in school I looked exactly like Corey Matthews. Another choice might be Joshua Jackson because in High School a few of my female friend's used to call me Pacey.

Solly's Life Story

I gave you Giovanni Rivisi to play you in the PH Movie. I'll stick what that one for this question as well.

What five wrestling events do you wish you could have seen live?
Hogan Slams Andre
Wrestlemania XVII
Edge wins his first WWE Title so that I could make fun of John Cena kids all the way back to my car.
Wrestlemania X
Rock vs Triple H Ironman from Judgment Day 2000

[Fire-Babe]

ice cubes, hot wax, or both?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

cubes. wax is scary.

[Byrntrigan]

Why, are you like Chewbacca hairy or something?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I'm pretty hairy. But even if I wasn't I'd rather be cold then burned.

[Fire-Babe]

You know, I never specified on any of these whether you were giving or receiving

[Deleted]

Something tells me Mrs. Cole might enjoy the wax.