[Habs]

Sorry for the delay, but here we go.

The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

First off, thanks to Gohabs for thinking of me.


1. What is your favorite word?

Wow you start off with weird ones like this. I'm a numbers guy so questions like this are tough. I'll say Laugh because I like to laugh.


2. What is your least favorite word?
Payment


3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A good debate generally aroubnd sports. I can talk baseball or college footbal until I'm blue in the face.


4. What turns you off?
Not having my opinions matter in the slightest.


5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck. It is so versatile.


6. What sound or noise do you love?
My daughter's laugh


7. What sound or noise do you hate?
My daughter's painful cry. Like after she's been vaccinated.


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Sportscaster, Sports Journalist. I think I can come up with fairly intelligent answers and opinions and many times I can correct actual on air persoanlities when they say things that are just flat out wrong.


9. What profession would you not like to do?
Foreclosing on people's homes.


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?


"You're family has been waiting for you."

[Mikey]

Who are your three favorite Florida QB's who flamed out in the pros?

I know you've told me before, but what do you do at Disney? Do you enjoy your work?

Staying on that theme, let's say I have 5-10 people coming to visit the happiest place on Earth in say... early May. Could you set me up with some great public rates that the public doesn't know about?

Switching gears... why the Yankees?

Where is the favorite place you've ever vacationed?

How did you meet MetalliMom?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Who are your three favorite Florida QB's who flamed out in the pros?
Well considering they've ALL flamed out in the Pros why don't I just give you my list of favorite Florida QBs.

1. Wuerrfel - won a Nat'l Title and a Heisman as a starter.
2. Tebow - razor thin difference btwn him and Danny. A win against OU and he jumps to number 1.
3. Grossman - would have loved to see his Jr. Season if Spurrier had stayed. I think he would have won the Heisman and the Gators might have had a shot at a title.
4. Leak - Was saddled with Zook's teams for the first 2 years, and played for 3 different OCs. He would also have been fantastic with Spurrier. As great as Tebow was for a spark the 2006 team doesn't win the SEC let alone the Nat Title without Leak's leadrship and playmaking abiliy.


I know you've told me before, but what do you do at Disney? Do you enjoy your work?
I'm a Financial Analyst currently for All Star Resorts. Previously I worked at Boardwalk, Animal Kingdom Lodge, Polynesian, and Grand Floridian. I absolutely love it.


Staying on that theme, let's say I have 5-10 people coming to visit the happiest place on Earth in say... early May. Could you set me up with some great public rates that the public doesn't know about?
Public rates? Are you asking me about pricing of hotels and theme parks? The only things I could do are get my Cast Member discounts. For Hotels I could probably swing 30-40% off. For the parks I'm not sure what the discount looks like.


Switching gears... why the Yankees?
I was born in New York. My Dad and my grandfather were Yankee fans. Growing up in the early 80s most of my friends were Mets fans and the Mets were better then the Yankees so it wasn't as easy to be a Yankee fan as it is now.


Where is the favorite place you've ever vacationed?
Williamsburg, Virginia. I love Colonial Williamsburg, you are right in Busch Gardens backyard, you are close to King's Dominion and close to Virginia Beach. We've stayed there 4 times in my life and have always had a great time.

How did you meet MetalliMom?
She got a job at the Movie Theater that I had been working at for 8 months. Her first day was the weekend Pokemon came out. Those were the dirtiest theaters I EVER saw. She was thrown right into the fire. We had hired a ton of new people that week. She quickly made friends with me and one of my good friends that was also a new hire. Once we found out we all shared a love of similar music and rollercoasters we ended up going on trips to Busch, Tampa, Islands of Adventure, and some concerts together. It was all great fun.

[The Canadian Content]

Dec 15, 2008 11:24:54 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

I was born in New York.

When and why did you move? Do you miss NY?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Ever thought of going by CC, especially now that the Yanks have Sabathia?

Favorite wrestler currently? Of all-time?

Favorite Metallica song? Album?

Why did you wind up voting for McCain? What was the deciding factor or factors?

Your 10 desert island DVD/CDs?

[Eric O'Mac]

Religion?

Is there a team that isn't a rival of Florida that you still absolutely hate?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

When and why did you move? Do you miss NY?

We moved in 1991. I was almost 9 years old. A lot of my family had already moved to Florida for a variety of reasons. My Dad was offered a business opportunity to own a donut shop with one of my uncles and so we moved down to Florida and took my Grandfather and Aunt with us.

I miss NY at times. I miss the snow and the changing of the seasons. I really do want to visit more often especially now. I want Alison to know about where her Mom & Dad were born and where her Grandparents were raised.

Ever thought of going by CC, especially now that the Yanks have Sabathia?
In 4th & 5th grade my best friend and I created a Detective Agency called CCJC Detective Agency. I was Agent CC. We did get one job where somebody paid us $0.10 to find out who stole his pencil. Mostly we just made up stories to write about our adventures during Creative Writing. I might have to take up the nickname again. Until CC posts a 8.54 Post Season ERA. ļ


Favorite wrestler currently? Of all-time?
Currently = Edge
All Time = The Rock

Favorite Metallica song? Album?
Song ¡V Master of Puppets & Nothing Else Matters. We used Nothing Else Matters for our first dance at our wedding.
Album ¡V Master of Puppets or Black Album depending on my mood.

Why did you wind up voting for McCain? What was the deciding factor or factors?
Not really one factor. I just went with the candidate that best represented my values and philosophies. I honestly came away from the process feeling good about both choices so I¡¦m ready to 100% support President Obama. I hope his policies work and that in 2012 the decision is easy for me.

Your 10 desert island DVD/CDs?

DVDs
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
2. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
3. The Empire Strikes Back
4. American Pie
5. There¡¦s Something About Mary
6. Spiderman
7. The Dark Knight
8. Rocky
9. Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade
10. Goldeneye

CDs
1. Master of Puppets - Metallica
2. Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold
3. Metallica (Black Album) - Metallica
4. Nevermind - Nirvana
5. Mezmerize - System of a Down
6. Undertow - Tool
7. Appetite for Destruction - Guns & Roses
8. Korn - Korn
9. Greatest Hits II - "Weird" Al Yankovic
10. Signs of a Vacant Soul - Virgos Merlot

Religion
Baptized, received communion, and confirmed as a Catholic. I'm not a very religious person though. I don't really like the idea of organized religion. I have faith, I live my life by a set of morals and I believe that if I live a good life then I'll be rewarded if there is an afterlife.

Is there a team that isn't a rival of Florida that you still absolutely hate?
USC

Other then that there are teams I sort of dislike but not outright hate.

[Demko]

What are you 5 favorite touristy destinations in Florida?

Now same question, but leave out the theme parks. :-)

Do you live in Orlando or Kissimmee?

How is it that I spend so much time in the Orlando/Kissimmee/St. Cloud area, and we've never hung out?

Do you have full cast member privileges? Like being able to take friends in on a day-trip to Disney? We have a few friends who work seasonally with Disney just for those benefits. LOL

How long have you lived in Florida?

What are your favorite Florida theme park rides?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

What are you 5 favorite touristy destinations in Florida?
I'll count all the Disney parks together for 1 here.
2. Universal Orlando
3. SeaWorld
4. Busch Gardens
5. Old Town

Now same question, but leave out the theme parks.
1. University of Florida Campus
2. Vero Beach
3. Cocoa Beach
4. Disney Resorts - only place other then Vegas where the hotels themselves are entertaining enough on their own.
5. I'll use Old Town again.

Do you live in Orlando or Kissimmee?
I live in South Orlando. About 5 miles from the border of Kissimmee

How is it that I spend so much time in the Orlando/Kissimmee/St. Cloud area, and we've never hung out?
Not sure. Probably because I didn't know you lived in Tampa until your spotlight

Do you have full cast member privileges? Like being able to take friends in on a day-trip to Disney?
Sure do. I recently met Pun and was able to help him, his wife, and his daughter enjoy Epcot. Hey Pun, did you have fun?

How long have you lived in Florida?
Since 1991

What are your favorite Florida theme park rides?
Dueling Dragons, Kraken, Gwazi, and Montu are probably my favorites. I'm excited about the new ride they are building at SeaWorld. It is going to be a Flying Coaster called Manta. I'll have to check that out once it opens.

[Courtney]

Since you're a Disney guy...

What's your top 5 disney movies?
Favorite Princess?
Favorite Villian?
What is your opinion on Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and all these other little pieces of crap your company is shoving down our throats?

and...now something completely different...

Which guy from PH would you fuck if you had to?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Why The Last Crusade and not Raiders?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

What's your top 5 disney movies?
Pirates, Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty, Toy Story, Robin Hood

Favorite Princess?
Jasmine

Favorite Villian?
Maleficent. But big honorable mentions to Captain Hook, Jafar, and Prince John

What is your opinion on Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and all these other little pieces of crap your company is shoving down our throats?
Shoved down your throat? You know they are marketed towards 10-12 year old girls right? I really don't have much of an opinion on them in terms of talent. I haven't seen any of their movies or shows and don't listen to their albums. But I'm glad they are making my company a ton of money to keep my stock in my 401K going strong.

and...now something completely different...

Which guy from PH would you fuck if you had to?
What a terrible question. I guess I'll go with Ziggy. He is one of the old school gay love injokes.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Why The Last Crusade and not Raiders?

I usually like what I see first the best. Oddly I saw Raiders last. I saw Temple of Doom first, then Crusade, then Raiders. I never really anchored myself into loving Raiders since I knew the character already. I know I'm supposed to like Raiders the best and many of my favorites scenes are in Raiders but it also seems like there are stretches that drag a bit. I picked Crusade because I liked having Connery in the movie for my Indy choice.

[salmonjunkie]

If you were a wrestler, what would be your wrestler name? Your pose? Your finishing move?

If you were a professional athlete, what sport would you play? What position? What would be your number?

The ice cream truck is coming down the street, and you've got 2 bucks! What ice cream would you get?

How long have you and the Metalliwife been together?

Other forums you frequent?

What is your least favorite movie of all time?

What is your least favorite Disney movie?

Do you have any diseases/ailments?

Describe the hottest girl you've been with.

Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.

If I were to visit you, where would you take me to eat? To party?

Being an italian from New York, do you find yourself an expert or at the very least, choosier on italian food?

[Courtney]

Dec 15, 2008 14:09:18 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

Pirates, Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty, Toy Story, Robin Hood

Who's your favorite character and what's your favorite song from Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty and Robin Hood?

Shoved down your throat? You know they are marketed towards 10-12 year old girls right?

Well, when you work at Walmart and she's EVERYWHERE and they play her and the JBros on the radio ALL THE TIME...it's frustrating.

[salmonjunkie]

What's your favorite Disney movie song?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

If you were a wrestler, what would be your wrestler name? Your pose? Your finishing move?
The answer is boring for OOWF readers but I'll say "The Main Event" character from OOWF is the one I'd be. I based that off a character I created in High School when a bunch of my friends would videotape wrestling matches we had on a trampoline.

If you were a professional athlete, what sport would you play? What position? What would be your number?
Baseball, 1B/3B, 18

The ice cream truck is coming down the street, and you've got 2 bucks! What ice cream would you get?
Chocolate Chip Cookie Sandwich

How long have you and the Metalliwife been together?
Dating since 2000, married in 2006

Other forums you frequent?
Just OO occasionally

What is your least favorite movie of all time?
It Can Happen to You

What is your least favorite Disney movie?
The really bad direct to Video sequels to classic movies. Cinderella 2 for example.

Do you have any diseases/ailments?
I wear glasses.

Describe the hottest girl you've been with.
My wife. I've posted some pictures in the past. Cute as can be, great body, way out of my league.

Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.
Been with meaning sexually then I can't answer. I'm a one woman guy. I did go to a Sadie Hawkins Dance with a girl that had a larger nose and her breath wasn't always stellar. She asked me to Homecoming my Sr. year and I decided to go stag rather then take her.

If I were to visit you, where would you take me to eat? To party?
We would go to Boma. It is a great African Buffet at Animal Kingdom Lodge. To party we'd probably go to a Sports Bar or an Irish Pub.

Being an italian from New York, do you find yourself an expert or at the very least, choosier on italian food?
I'm the only Italian I know that doesn't like Sausage. It frustrates my family a lot since when they cook for me they have to use ground beef for Baked Ziti or lasanga. I am a bit picky when it comes to the foods I do eat but not to a snobbish point.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Who are the 11 PHers that would be in your Big Brother house?

What brought you to OO and then PH?

Favorite Rock promo?

My Klosterman questions:

1. You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear -- for the rest of your life--sound as if it's being performed by the band Alice in Chains. When you hear Creedence Clearwater Revival on the radio, it will sound (to your ears) like it's being played by Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like it's being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you).

Would you swallow the pill?


2. At long last, someone invents "the dream VCR." This machine allows you to tape an entire evening's worth of your own dreams, which you can then watch at your leisure. However, the inventor of the dream VCR will only allow you to use this device of you agree to a strange caveat: When you watch your dreams, you must do so with your family and your closest friends in the same room. They get to watch your dreams along with you. And if you don't agree to this, you can't use the dream VCR.

Would you still do this?


3. You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intensely about the film's "deeper philosophy."

Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?


4. You are watching a movie in a crowded theater. Though the plot is mediocre, you find yourself dazzled by the special effects. But with twenty minutes left in the film, you are struck with an undeniable feeling of doom: You are suddenly certain your mother has just died. There is no logical reason for this to be true, but you are certain of it. You are overtaken with the irrational metaphysical sense that--somewhere--your mom has just perished. But this is only an intuitive, amorphous feeling; there is no evidence for this, and your mother has not been ill.

Would you immediately exit the theater, or would you finish watching the movie?


5. You meet a wizard in downtown Chicago. The wizard tells you he can make you more attractive if you pay him money. When you ask how this process works, the wizard points to a random person on the street. You look at this random stranger. The wizard says, "I will now make them a dollar more attractive." He waves his magic wand. Ostensibly, this person does not change at all; as far as you can tell, nothing is different. But--somehow--this person is suddenly a little more appealing. The tangible difference is invisible to the naked eye, but you can't deny that this person is vaguely sexier. This wizard has a weird rule, though--you can only pay him once. You can't keep giving him money until you're satisfied. You can only pay him one lump sum up front.

How much cash do you give the wizard?


6. Someone builds an optical portal that allows you to see a vision of your own life in the future (it's essentially a crystal ball that shows a randomly selected image of what your life will be like in twenty years). You can only see into this portal for thirty seconds. When you finally peer into the crystal, you see yourself in a living room, two decades older than you are today. You are watching a Canadian football game, and you are extremely happy. You are wearing a CFL jersey. Your chair is surrounded by books and magazines that promote the Canadian Football League, and there are CFL pennants covering your walls. You are alone in the room, but you are gleefully muttering about historical moments in Canadian football history. It becomes clear that for some unknown reason you have become obsessed with Canadian football. And this future is static and absolute; no matter what you do, this future will happen. The optical portal is never wrong. This destiny cannot be changed.

The next day, you are flipping through television channels and randomly come across a pre-season CFL game between the Toronto Argonauts and the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

Knowing your inevitable future, do you now watch it?


7. You are sitting in an empty bar (in a town you've never before visited), drinking Bacardi with a soft-spoken acquaintance you barely know. After an hour, a third individual walks into the tavern and sits by himself, and you ask your acquaintance who the new man is. Be careful of that guy, you are told. He is a man with a past. A few minutes later, a fourth person enters the bar; he also sits alone. You ask your acquaintance who this new individual is. Be careful of that guy, too, he says. He is a man with no past.

Which of these two people do you trust less? The man with a past or no past?


8. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don't kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can't tell them why.

Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?


9. For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as brutally honest and relentlessly fair. Meanwhile, Columbia Tri-Star has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. Critics are split on the artistic merits of this fictionalized account, but audiences love it.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing?


10. You work in an office. Generally, you are popular with your coworkers. However, you discover that there are currently two rumors circulating the office gossip mill, and both involve you. The first rumor is that you got drunk at the office holiday party and had sex with one of your married coworkers. This rumor is completely true, but most people don't believe it. The second rumor is that you have been stealing hundreds of dollars of office supplies (and then selling them to cover a gambling debt). This rumor is completely false, but virtually everyone assumes it is factual.

Which of these two rumors is most troubling to you?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Who's your favorite character and what's your favorite song from Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty and Robin Hood?


Aladdin - "Arabian Nights" & Jafar
Sleeping Beauty - "Skumps (Drinking Song) & Maleficent
Robin Hood - "Oo de Lally" & Prince John

What can I say, I like the villains.

[Demko]

Dec 15, 2008 14:43:30 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

If I were to visit you, where would you take me to eat? To party?
We would go to Boma. It is a great African Buffet at Animal Kingdom Lodge. To party we'd probably go to a Sports Bar or an Irish Pub.

Might I recommend Raglan Road at Pleasure Island/Downtown Disney? Holy crap that place has some good Irish food! Our Kissimmee friends know everyone that works there.

More Florida-related questions:

Bucs, Dolphins or Jags?

Heat or Magic?

Rays or Marlins?

Lightning or Panthers?

Daytona Beach or South Beach?

What would you say is the most stereotypically Floridian thing about you? The least?

When are you coming to Tampa next? Any chance we could hook up and have a beer?

Do you prefer Florida living or New York life?

[Batman]

Dec 15, 2008 14:52:50 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

Who's your favorite character and what's your favorite song from Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty and Robin Hood?

Sleeping Beauty - "Skumps (Drinking Song) & Maleficent

The "Skamps" scene is clever, funny, and cute, but you really like it better than "Once upon a Dream"? Seriously?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Who are the 11 PHers that would be in your Big Brother house?
Lucky, Pun, Solly, Moose, Dev - for the wacky baseball conversations
Mike, Eric, Gator - for some college sports talk
Ziggy, BTR, Thai - for general zaniness

What brought you to OO and then PH?
I used to read Wrestleline. When that went down I didn't know about OO. I can't even remember how I stumbled upon it. Once I did I joined the forums which was interesting since I had never been a member of a board before. I moved to Puns for Fantasy Sports and stayed since the performance issues slowed down OO.

Favorite Rock promo?
Not sure if I can pick just one. Off the top of my head I'll cheat and go "This is Your Life" since I also get Foley.

Klosterman Questions

Would you swallow the pill?
I guess so. I like Lane Staley but I don't want to hear him all the time. But I would feel too bad watching that happen to my wife.


Would you still do this?
Not a chance



Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?
No



Would you immediately exit the theater, or would you finish watching the movie?
Yes. I don't get feelings like that at all so if I did I'd act on it. Of course if I call and she is fine then the next time it happens I probably wouldn't.



How much cash do you give the wizard?
$20 bucks seems about right. I mean I did see a difference.



Knowing your inevitable future, do you now watch it?
Nope. If it really is inevitable then I'll get around to it.



Which of these two people do you trust less? The man with a past or no past?
No Past


Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?

I didn't kick you. I didn't see you and just tripped. Sorry man.



Which film would you be most interested in seeing?
I'd like to see both. I'm probably slightly more interested in the documentary.


Which of these two rumors is most troubling to you?
Untrue one of most troubling.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Bucs, Dolphins or Jags?
This changed periodically. Right now and probably for the rest of my life it is the Bucs. My wife likes the Bucs and most of the time my opinions have rubbed off on her but in this instance hers influenced me. I cheer for Giants first, Bucs second and she is reversed.

Even before I moved to Florida I actually liked the Dolphins. They were my second favorite team and Marino was my favorite player that wasn't a Giant. But my wife hates him. With a passion. Her reasoning is that he sucked in Ace Ventura. She always says how much she hates him whenever she sees him on NFL Today or on a commercial. It is kind of funny. I still hope the Dolphins do well but wouldn't really celebrate a Super Bowl like I would for the Giants/Bucs.

I do like the Jags some but mostly because their team has a lot of former Gators.

Heat or Magic?
Magic. The onyl team actually in Orlando. I still like the Knicks best though.

Rays or Marlins?
Marlins. When they entered the league they became my NL team. In 1997 I was cheering for them. In fact I had made a custom desktop on my computer that said "1996 World Champs" NY Yankees, "1997 World Champs" Florida Marlins, 1998 Yankees vs Marlins World Series. I'd get my wish in 2003 but by then I really didn't care about the Marlins much anymore. I can't get behind a team that sells off its parts whenever they lose. I honestly would rather cheer for the Mets as my NL team now.

Lightning or Panthers?
Lightning. But way, way behind the Devils & Islanders.

Daytona Beach or South Beach?
Never been to South Beach so Daytona.

What would you say is the most stereotypically Floridian thing about you? The least?
Most - not wearing shoes 100% of the time I leave the house. I mean if I'm just throwing the football outside I might go barefoot.
Least - I don't own a pink shirt.

When are you coming to Tampa next? Any chance we could hook up and have a beer?
Not sure. We went to Busch in September. We have no plans to go to Tampa anytime in the next few months. And in all honesty the chances of actually hooking up for a beer would be slight because I can just imagine this conversation.

"Honey, we are meeting this guy for a drink"
"Who is it?"
"Some guy named Demko. You never met him."
"How did you meet him?"
"On the internet"

Then I'd get that stare like you have to be kidding right. She still thinks it is stupid that I got text messages from people I never met to go online and draft a TV show.

Do you prefer Florida living or New York life?
I was only 8 years old when I moved so I really can't judge the NY life. I think I'd be hapy in either place. I make the most of what I have and where I am.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

The "Skamps" scene is clever, funny, and cute, but you really like it better than "Once upon a Dream"? Seriously?

I'm not one to breakdown scenes and score them. "Once Upon a Dream" is probably the essense of the movie since it is the plot device that drives the love story. I'm not 100% against sappy songs or parts in movies but I'm also not head over heels for them either. Sleeping Beauty is one of my favorites from Disney for having a badass villain, some sword fighting, and some drunken antics. I went with a song that appealed to that.