[National Champion Chris Cole]

I'll have to show her some of the pictures you posted to see if she recognized you. Problem is her memory isn't all that great on stuff like that.

She did tell me about a guy or a few hitting on her there but nothing that made her feel uncomfortable. Don't worry about it.

[Andy]

Weren't you telling me how you used to masturbate into the lunches of all the hot chicks who worked there?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Weren't you telling me how you used to masturbate into the lunches of all the hot chicks who worked there?

This is MY showdown. Kindly wait for Gator's to ask him about this!

And you wonder why you weren't in my top 5........ass.

[Andy]

Don't kill the messenger, dude.

[punk/core]

Have you played Ocarina of Time yet?

[Andy]

Dec 16, 2008 15:44:47 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

This is MY showdown. Kindly wait for Gator's to ask him about this!

And you wonder why you weren't in my top 5........ass.

And its a spotlight...ass.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Have you played Ocarina of Time yet?

Nope. Lucky was nice enough to gift it to me but I have not gotten around to it just yet. I should have some time after the holidays to relax with some video games. That is the first one on the list to try.

[Andy]

I know some KC fans that are thinking Tebow may be the answer to their problems. Would you rather see him put into a Flacco or Ryan roll or see him put in a back-up position for a few years?

[BTR]

What's your Kart/Character of choice in Mario Kart Wii?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I know some KC fans that are thinking Tebow may be the answer to their problems. Would you rather see him put into a Flacco or Ryan roll or see him put in a back-up position for a few years?

First off I think Thigpen is doing a decent job right now for them. I'm not sure what would be best for Tim. I think track record tells you that sitting first is usually best but there are plenty that have been good or serviceable from the start and then grown to good. Wherever he goes I want him to have to opportunity to play QB.

What's your Kart/Character of choice in Mario Kart Wii?

I usually use my Mii. I also use Rosalina, Luigi, Daisy, and Peach. I don't know why but I seem to race better as the female characters so I have kept using them.

[Fire-Babe]

Dec 16, 2008 14:42:36 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

-Both wear boxer briefs to bed (unnecessary information, I know)

Not to me. I've got a spreadsheet going.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Dec 16, 2008 17:34:07 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

Dec 16, 2008 14:42:36 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

-Both wear boxer briefs to bed (unnecessary information, I know)

Not to me. I've got a spreadsheet going.

That thought scares me more than it should


While I'm here..

Vince offers you a job today, what us your stage name? (No OOWF names) Finisher? Heel/Face?

Fantasy Golfing Foursome, you and what other 3 people?

[Deleted]

Dec 16, 2008 17:34:07 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

Dec 16, 2008 14:42:36 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

-Both wear boxer briefs to bed (unnecessary information, I know)

Not to me. I've got a spreadsheet going.

Don't you mean you're thinking about those things when spread out across the sheets? ;D



For M-dad:

What is your fondest memory of Gainesville?

At what age will you buy your daughter her first Gator cheerleader outfit? (DevSop really wants to know the answer to this!)

The Gators helmet: "classic"? Or in need of updating?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Vince offers you a job today, what us your stage name? (No OOWF names) Finisher? Heel/Face?

I answered this without the OOWF stip and came back with "The Main Event" persona. Without that I'll fall back to my secondary character that I used during my trampoline fed days (we only had 6-8 guys so we needed to each play 3 characters to flesh out a roster.) I would be "The Italian Stallion", Face, finish with a sharpshooter or with the inverted cloverleaf that Cole uses as his secondary (since he isn't really a submission guy and this character would be). I'd also lift many of Bret Hart's setup moves.

Fantasy Golfing Foursome, you and what other 3 people?

Tiger Woods, Derek Jeter, Steve Spurrier

[National Champion Chris Cole]

What is your fondest memory of Gainesville?

I still get nostalgic everytime I go up. There are so many great memories. I'll say the fondest are the Road Game Get togethers we would have at my friend's house. We would theme the food around the opponent (Cajun for LSU, Ribs for Arkansas, etc). We still do this now but only once a year instead of every road game.

At what age will you buy your daughter her first Gator cheerleader outfit? (DevSop really wants to know the answer to this!)

We bought her one in July when we first went to Gainesville. She was 3 months old. She has been wearing it most games throughout the season. And she is absolutely adorable in it. They also have really cool looking jersey onesies that I'm going to get whenever/if ever we have a boy.

The Gators helmet: "classic"? Or in need of updating?

I like it. I wouldn't change it. I think they should have one game sometime where they use the Emmitt Smith era Orange jerseys. They had the throwback day in 2006 with the Spurrier era jersey and that was fun.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Come on guys. I know the holidays are approaching but keep asking questions. We should be able to get this to 8 pages at least.

[Batman]

Here's one that let's you brag:

What are your favorite among your own posts? Whether because it was clever or well-put or about something important to you, or what have you.

Include links, please!

[National Champion Chris Cole]

What are your favorite among your own posts? Whether because it was clever or well-put or about something important to you, or what have you.

College Football is clearly a passion and it is always amplified in years that Florida is hovering around the title. This year that very idea had me really amped up and I went into an analysis that prior to research I had no idea Florida would look as good as they did on. In the end I really felt strong about my case and I have used this same data to argue at work, home, and anywhere else that will listen. The great thing about all this is that there are other opinions and in particular I think Eric did a good job of counterpointing on the debate. This year it sounded like a lot of homerism but I have been argueing college football on the boards since at least 2004 and in all but 2 of the years Florida was not in the discussion.

Realign the Conferences plus a 12 team playoff.

natecorbitt.proboards81.com/index.cgi?board=sports&action=display&thread=2925&page=8#93702

Breakdown of Big Wins by Top 10 in College Football. In particulare I'm proud of the 3rd link.

natecorbitt.proboards81.com/index.cgi?board=sports&action=display&thread=2925&page=12#97109

natecorbitt.proboards81.com/index.cgi?board=sports&action=display&thread=2925&page=12#97136

natecorbitt.proboards81.com/index.cgi?board=sports&action=display&thread=2925&page=12#97170

[Demko]

What movie character do you most identify with?

What literary character do you most identify with?

If aliens came to Earth, chose you as their tour guide, gave you 3 hours to show them around, and the ability to instantly transport the group (you and the aliens) anywhere on the planet (in other words, no travel time involved), what would you show them, and why?

What is the best advice someone ever gave you? Did you follow it?

Define a time in your life (other than your daughter's birth, because it's too obvious) that you were the most proud of something that you accomplished.

Tell us a story about a time when you disappointed yourself (or someone else). Was is possible to redeem yourself? Did you do so?

[Batman]

Cool.

I know you mentioned earlier liking epic fantasy of the Weiss/Hickman David Eddings sort. Who is your #1 favorite author, if you had to pick? Novel? Character?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

What movie character do you most identify with?

Probably the male lead in a romantic comedy that is sort of goofy and keeps messing things up with women until he meets the right girl. For the sake of picking one character I'll go with Ben Stiller's from There's Something About Mary.

What literary character do you most identify with?

I seriously have no clue how to answer this. Sorry.

If aliens came to Earth, chose you as their tour guide, gave you 3 hours to show them around, and the ability to instantly transport the group (you and the aliens) anywhere on the planet (in other words, no travel time involved), what would you show them, and why?

How about all 10 of the places I listed a few pages back. Plus I'd add New York City Skyline to that as well.

What is the best advice someone ever gave you? Did you follow it?

Use your head not you body to make a living. Yes I did.

Define a time in your life (other than your daughters birth, because it's too obvious) that you were the most proud of something that you accomplished.

I'm an Eagle Scout so I'm proud of that. I also lost 50 pounds once which was a big. And I became the first person in my family to graduate from a 4 year university.

Tell us a story about a time when you disappointed yourself (or someone else). Was is possible to redeem yourself? Did you do so?

Got caught shoplifting with a few of my friends. And really we were taking a bunch of novelty shit that we didn't need. I think it is very possible to redeem yourself. I put in my community service and now work at a place that in part is responsible for avoiding theft. I don't think any of us have done anything like that since.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I know you mentioned earlier liking epic fantasy of the Weiss/Hickman David Eddings sort. Who is your #1 favorite author, if you had to pick? Novel? Character?

Weis is my favorite. Dragons of Autumn Twilight is my favortie novel. I've read it 4 or 5 times now. Raistlin Majere is my favorite character from the book.

[Byrntrigan]

4. What other sports do you like?
5. Do you participate in any sports?
6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
9. Do you have any siblings?
10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
12. Favorite video game.
13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
15. Do you watch cartoons?
16. What's your favorite cartoon?

17. You're an Eagle Scout? Congrats! So am I. How many merit badges do you have?
18. What's the merit badge you are most proud of earning?
19. Are you a member of OA? What rank?

[Byrntrigan]

I'm just gonna load up on my standards as I don't see you on all the time (due to work I'm sure, so sorry that I'm dumping tons 'o' questions on you instead of spreading them out)

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
24. Who won?
25. Did you cry afterwards?
26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
30. Why?
31. Do you know where the previous question originates from?

27. What was the first thing you told your first child after they were born?
28. Did you cut the umbillical cords of your kid(s)?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

4. What other sports do you like?

Football, baseball, hockey, I'll watch basketball in the playoffs, college football & basketball, some boxing, some MMA, The Golf Majors and big events, Some Tennis, and the olympic sports. What don't I like?

5. Do you participate in any sports?

Softball & Golf


6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?

Personally I don't like them. I don't like the look of inking yourhelp up or making a pin cushion out of yourself. One of my mottos is "if I wasn't born with the hole then I'm not getting it added"

7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)

Nope

8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?

Tombstone

9. Do you have any siblings?

Younger Sister. She graduated from college in August.

10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?

Not the Tombstone but I have put her in the Sharpshooter many times.

11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?

Shoplifting from previous answer.

12. Favorite video game.

NCAA Football 2009 right now.

13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?

I played Arcade games but I wasn't all that good. I'd probably say Skeeball but even then I wasn't that great at it.

14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?

All the time. My wife and I are big fans.

15. Do you watch cartoons?

Sure do

16. What's your favorite cartoon?

Simpsons and then South Park. I've been watching more kid friendly cartoons now that Ali is born. We watch a lot of Backyardigans which I wouldn't watch by myself but isn't bad at all for a Preschool show. I've also recently gotten into Edgar & Ellen and Fairly Oddparents. Both are actually very funny.

17. You're an Eagle Scout? Congrats! So am I. How many merit badges do you have?

Can't remember the total number off the top of my head. It was enough to get the bronze palm so at least 5 more then the minimum needed to get Eagle.

18. What's the merit badge you are most proud of earning?

Pioneering. I had to learn a bunch of knots and I wasn't very good at knots. I only remember a handful but I still use some of them today.

19. Are you a member of OA? What rank?
I did finally get into OA. It took a long ass time for me to get elected for some reason. I guess I wasn't that popular. I think I was already an Eagle or really close by the time my troop finally put me in.....bastards. I am the lowest rank in OA you can be. I seriously must be the worst Eagle Scot ever. I forgot to bring a tarp on the OA Initiation and had to bum a section of this kid that was like 13 (I was 16). I don't think I had any blankets either so I was miserable. Seriously my gear was easily some of the worst in the troop.