[Lucky]

BorntoRun vs BC

[BTR]

Before I get to the hardcore campaigning, I think everyone should know that I have actual, real-life photos of Lucky that could possibly be used in the event of a second-round showdown between us.

Do you want to see them? Vote BTR.

[BC]

Vote for BC. I'll come up with something clever later. Like how voting for me will save the planet & some junk.

[Byrntrigan]

Wow. Lucky's digging back to the old funny pages. Is someone getting the Family Circle treatment?

[Lucky]

1st Rd is done so no Family Circus theme. But I'll do my best to sneak in a "Not Me" joke in the later rounds.

BC's OOWF, huh? I do know BC and he seems like a cool fella but I thought BTR would walk in this. But clearly BC has a stronger base than I anticipated. Which means 1 of 3 things.

1) BC's been cool in places I haven't seen.
2) BC's "coolness" is one of those things me and many Punsters don't agree on.
3) BC makes OOWF RPs people like.

I'm guessing 3.

But of course this means I have no idea what to expect from him should he advance so I have no idea if I should be rooting for him or BTR. Will BC pose less of a threat to me then I thought BTR's awesomeness would? Or is BC's fake wrestling character and/or ability to post internet memes a bigger threat to my "OOWF hating" ornery ways?

[creepy]

My reasons against BC are in GBs Poster Showdown Round One thread thing. Plus BTR makes me laugh a lot. Even if it's just an inner laugh (Not much of an LOLer).

[Habs]

I'll wait for some campaigning on this one before I cast my vote.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

BTR! BTR! BTR!

To all the OOWF voters BTR is the original babyface of the OOWF and when Harris was Champion he had an awesome TRIKED AWT TYTEL. Go back and read the archives.

I thank the TV draft for bringing BTR over here to post more regularly. A welcome addition indeed.

[DevSop]

BtR sucks. And not in the good way.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Is he still raking?

[BTR]

Jan 20, 2009 9:21:53 GMT -5 National Champion Chris Cole said:

BTR! BTR! BTR!

To all the OOWF voters BTR is the original babyface of the OOWF and when Harris was Champion he had an awesome TRIKED AWT TYTEL. Go back and read the archives.

I thank the TV draft for bringing BTR over here to post more regularly. A welcome addition indeed.

Thanks, 'Kid. But to be fair, I've been here more regularly since I started grad school in August, and upped my post count a lot more around election season. But I'm glad to be here.

By the way, BC thinks this is funny:

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Well then thanks to Grad School ending. Now that you mention it you were very active in the political threads. The OO and PH poilitcal threads tend to blend together in my mind. I only really noticed that you were back to a normal posting schedule during the TV draft. Either way it is good to see you posting more.

[Eric O'Mac]

BC turned on me in OO SurviOOr. BTR and I had a fun time at the Mudcats game.

Vote BTR.

[OpTard]

BTR often has my penis in his mouth.

VOTE BC!

[Mikey]

Jan 20, 2009 17:06:18 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

BTR and I had a fun time at the Mudcats game.

And I was merely window dressing. Thanks. The question SHOULD be whether BC can catch a foul ball, because I know someone who can't.

Also, this is a bullshit draw for both guys.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jan 20, 2009 17:20:47 GMT -5 Mikey said:

Also, this is a bullshit draw for both guys.

This. The other matchups are pretty one-sided but the loser of this one doesn't deserve to go out so soon.

[BC]

Damn, I thought it would be closer than this. I guess this is what I get for not microplaying and making my post counts higher.

I'm not gonna bash BTR because I think he's one of the funniest fuckers I've ever known/met/read/whoever you say it for someone you only know from online. I'd much rather go out to BTR than someone I don't like/don't know.

However, in the spirit of the competition:

Yes, I'm predomonantly a OOWF poster and I think a damn good one. I creep people out which is always fun and shouldn't be taken seriously because if we can't have fun here, where can we? My digs at people are never meanspirited, which you can't always say for BTR, although it's rare. I do however post drunk more than BTR...I think.

Anyway, vote for me. I'll post another argument later when I think of a better one...or I get drunk and make fun of Solly for being a Joo. Whichever comes first.

Oh, and Lucky, I totally expected my pic to be of a sorority girl. You dropped that joke already? (Thank the gods)

Edited due to the fact that I apparently can not spell "people" correctly

[Lucky]

I'm still not sure you're not a girl. But honestly I dread inquiring further because something about the girl in your theme and the few passing looks at your OOWF stuff says if I learn more about you I'll just feel icky.

I could have drawn you as a chick but then you would have gotten votes you didn't deserve as you insist you're not one.

But I don't really know who you are except that you like soccer, like girl shows, and have insulted me a few times. So screw you!

[BC]

You obviously didn't read my spotlight. I'm an open book Lucky. The girl in my theme is exactly that, a girl in my theme. The girls shows from the TV draft...that was another theme for the network. You did catch on to the soccer love so kudos. As for the insults at you, they were warranted by A) shots at me during the draft & B) wanting to quit on the Jets which was just silly.

[Fire-Babe]

BC knows how to use a cell phone as an actual PHONE and call me when i was in DC to make sure i am okay.

[BTR]

Don't fall for the "aw, shucks" nice approach, voters. BC's trying it. Lucky's going to try it (if past bOOardie history is an indicator). BC wants you to feel that he's a nice guy so that you'll vote for him.

But we see right through him, don't we?

I mean, BC rooted for the psycho in No Country for Old Men to kill puppies with that air gun.

BC steals a feed from a channel that shows Jeopardy at 7pm so he can pretend that he knows all the answers for the 7:30pm show.

BC leaves his cell phone and other electronic devices on during take off and landing.

BC thinks about his significant other when masturbating, even when porn is readily available.

BC pops his collar...and he's a PRIEST.

BC always chooses E. Honda in Street Fighter 2 and traps you in the corner with the hundred hand slap.

[BC]

Lies I tells ya all lies.

BC hated No Country for Old Men but agrees this is no country for old men. Old people suck.

BC already knows all the answers to Jeopardy 'cuz he's smart & shit.

BC doesn't fly.

BC has no significant other & does not plan to in the near future. Women steal your $$$.

BC is not a priest & is in fact a pagan.

BC always chose Ryu in Street Fighter.

I heard Cory dreses up as Santa Claus to sneak into people's homes and rape their dogs.

[Lucky]

Jan 21, 2009 19:23:40 GMT -5 BTR said:

Don't fall for the "aw, shucks" nice approach, voters. BC's trying it. Lucky's going to try it (if past bOOardie history is an indicator).

Fuck that shit. I got a new weapon.

: Borntorun's chances in the 2nd round remind me of skiing in Aspen.
: Why skiing in Aspen?
: All downhill and lots of pain!
: WOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Fear me.

[BTR]

BC hated No Country for Old Men but agrees this is no country for old men. Old people suck.

Well, you lost the Attitude Adjuster vote.

BC already knows all the answers to Jeopardy 'cuz he's smart & shit.

Intelligent? Well, you lost the dumbass vote. Demko's voting for me!

BC doesn't fly.

There goes the travel vote. Guess you'll never visit Stu.

BC has no significant other & does not plan to in the near future. Women steal your $$$.

There goes the broad vote: Fire, Courtney, and Foreskin. Welcome, ladies!

BC is not a priest & is in fact a pagan.

There goes the religious suckers vote. Hi, Eric!

BC always chose Ryu in Street Fighter.

There goes the hairy man-beast Blanka vote. Two votes from Moose and Lucky!

I heard Cory dreses up as Santa Claus to sneak into people's homes and rape their dogs.

That only works one day a year. Plus you can usually just wait until people let them outside.

There you go, BC. Just keep racking up votes for me!

[Habs]

It's not really rape if the dog likes it right?