[Demko]

Jan 21, 2009 17:19:25 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Jan 21, 2009 17:13:15 GMT -5 Demko said:

Here. Not a mixed signal. Please stop with all the ragging on me in every thread I'm a part of. I will not fight back if you continue to do so.

But half is ok, yes?



;D

OK, color me puzzled.

Half of what?

[Lucky]

Jan 21, 2009 17:26:38 GMT -5 Demko said:

I think I actually pissed Lucky off with one of my first posts, because I was stepping on his statistical toes.

Seriously dude? I VAGUELY recall some occassion where SOME guy posted something statistical and I said something like "Hey! That's my gimmick!" And he apologized enough for me to think "Dude... it was a joke. Relax." So whether that was you or not... Dude... relax. I remember when the "No Demkos Club" started you said somewhere "I know why Lucky hates me" and my response was simply "I hate Demko?"

You need to chill and this whole place starts to make a lot more sense.

Jan 21, 2009 17:21:50 GMT -5 punk/core said:

Also I'd like to add-- we aren't shy people, dude. If we REALLY hated you, there wouldn't have been sig banners made or any of that stuff. We would have just followed you post to post and flat out said "I fucking hate you die die die."

This.

Jan 21, 2009 17:27:11 GMT -5 OpTard said:

actually, the truth is i like demko. you know, like like him. and this has been me "pulling his pigtails" so to speak.

I'm starting to be offended that no one's gay for me. :-[

[BTR]

I'm starting to be offended that no one's gay for me. :-[

Well, what's your Penis-Scrotum ratio (PSR)? Is your Orgasm Strength Average (OSA) above the Mendoza line? Has your Wet Hot Inner Penetration (WHIP) risen in each of the last few years?

[Demko]

Jan 21, 2009 17:33:26 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Seriously dude? I VAGUELY recall some occassion where SOME guy posted something statistical and I said something like "Hey! That's my gimmick!" And he apologized enough for me to think "Dude... it was a joke. Relax." So whether that was you or not... Dude... relax.

Yeah, that was me. That was my first taste of the supposely 'humorless' Lucky.

I remember when the "No Demkos Club" started you said somewhere "I know why Lucky hates me" and my response was simply "I hate Demko?"

Actually, I thought you hated me because I was giving FF shit about OO being 'dead'.

I'm starting to be offended that no one's gay for me. :-[

The fact that you talked to me like a person today, and respected my opinion? That just might make me gay for you. Thanks again.

[salmonjunkie]

half of every thread that you're part of.

That's actually improper grammar. Half of ALL the threads you're are a part of.



Also,

[Byrntrigan]

Lucky -

we just need to find someone on the board who looks like this, and I think you have a gay4Lucky crush presto chango...

[OpTard]

Jan 21, 2009 17:40:26 GMT -5 Demko said:

The fact that you talked to me like a person today, and respected my opinion?

is that the criteria? well fuck then. we have a problem. cuz i don't respect anyone's opinion and i speak to everyone like they're asian.

except thai. i respect everything he says and talk to him like the human being he is. but you get no special treatment from me.

[salmonjunkie]

By the way, everyone in this thread is gay.

[Byrntrigan]

Jan 21, 2009 17:45:53 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

By the way, everyone in this thread is gay.

Thread?

I think it's safe to say, board.

Except Pun. He's all man baybee!

[Lucky]

I'm not. And now that someone has finally expressed some gayness for me I'm back to my Catholic upbringing and disgusted.

You're all going to hell. Get away from me, deviants.

[Byrntrigan]

But we LOVE you Lucky!

[punk/core]

Jan 21, 2009 17:47:16 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Except Pun. He's all man baybee!

Come on dude. That obvious sarcasm was uncalled for.

[Tommy]

Jan 21, 2009 17:47:26 GMT -5 Lucky said:

I'm not. And now that someone has finally expressed some gayness for me I'm back to my Catholic upbringing

Clearly.

Jan 21, 2009 17:47:26 GMT -5 Lucky said:

and disgusted.

WHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Jan 21, 2009 17:47:26 GMT -5 Lucky said:

You're all going to hell. Get away from me, deviants.

You must be a different kind of Catholic.

[Mikey]

The fact that I didn't even realize there was any such drama and even any such club is all the more reason why I should be Punster of the Year.

All of you are a bunch of dumbasses, and I love you all.

[Lucky]

I voted against you.

[Fire-Babe]

Jan 21, 2009 17:08:36 GMT -5 BTR said:

not my type of humor, but I don't think I'd feel comfortable enough making 'spic jokes at Punker or SM jokes at Fire because I don't completely feel like I'm in the "circle" or whatever, even if I know they don't really care. It's a psychological thing.

For what it's worth, you can make SM (sadomasochism, I'm assuming) jokes. I don't care. I'm closer to some folks because they are in chat a lot (like every night) and we IM during the day. That's pretty much it. There's no one on here I TRULY despise, and probably wouldn't be offended by any jokes. I lurked here and OO for a while...I know how you all are

[Fire-Babe]

Jan 21, 2009 17:37:35 GMT -5 BTR said:

I'm starting to be offended that no one's gay for me. :-[

Well, what's your Penis-Scrotum ratio (PSR)? Is your Orgasm Strength Average (OSA) above the Mendoza line? Has your Wet Hot Inner Penetration (WHIP) risen in each of the last few years?

I think we're forgetting that some of us really want to know the answers to these questions.

[Lucky]

Is WHIP an offensive or defensive stat?

It clearly matters.

[Byrntrigan]

When has penetration ever not been offensive?

[Lucky]

When you're being penetrated?


ALTERNATIVE ANSWER...

When she was asking for it?

[Byrntrigan]

Jan 21, 2009 18:13:01 GMT -5 Lucky said:

When you're being penetrated?


ALTERNATIVE ANSWER...

When she was asking for it?

Don't tell me how to feel Lucky!... I mean, wait...

I was actually looking at it as offense as aggressive.

[Demko]

So some people seemed to express the thought that I shouldn't quit the PotY. Is that still the prevailing opinion? Or is 'not quitting' even an option for me at this point? If I promise to play nice.

[Byrntrigan]

I say everyone should stay, and know that it's should be in good fun.

[Fire-Babe]

i agree. i didn't want to participate b/c of just this kind of thing, but i was told i had no choice. so you're all staying.

[Lucky]

Fuck, I want to quit now but I can't because I'm running it.

EDIT: Maybe you should start a poll, Demko.