[Lucky]

Moose vs Lou

[Angle]

Nice touch with the pink hat

[Lou]

LOU* vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK

The grating sound of "Scarecrow" ushers Moosehead Jack into the arena under a chorus of boos as he slides into the ring and slumps down in the corner awaiting the arrival of Lou, who doesn't disappoint him, who stands at the the top the ramp for a few moments displaying the belt and the increasingly familiar stand DHM written across his fists before charging into the ring! Jack greets him with the same stiff punches at Lou enters with as belatedly the bell rings to let us know that we're underway...

Lou and MHJ seem content to spend the first minute or so trading punches (with Barros content to not get in their way) until a quick knee lift by the champion gives him advantage enough to roughly throw a doubled-over MHJ into the second turnbuckle shoulder first. A series of stomps have Jack covering up on the mat, leaving him crumpled on the mat as Barros finally asserts himself and moves Lou back. The challenger's reprieve is short-lived however, as the champ goes back on the attack grabbing Jack for the mat...only to get vicious face rake for his efforts. Lou staggers away trying to clear his vision, and Moosehead Jack capitalizes with a diving chop block that takes Lou down to one knee. A standing bulldog takes him all the way down, and Jack moves in on the attack, grinding the champ's face into the canvas. Barros tries to gather control, making a four count of Jack before he finally lets go of Lou's head and drives a series of knee drops into the back of the downed man's head.

Lou's face is a bloodied mess as MHJ pulls him back up and drags him over the to the ropes, draping his neck across the second rope before sliding out and choking the champion across the rope. Barros gets to three in his count before Lou finds a way to break the choke himself, scoring a wild right hook that stuns Jack and moves him back a step as the champion rolls out of the ring. Quick thumb to the eye gives control of the situation back to the challenger, and he sets up for a Russian leg sweep against the rail....But Lou quickly buries three elbows into Jack's midsection, breaking the hold and allowing to him to counter with s STROKE IN THE CORNER OF THE RAIL~! Jack hits the round screaming and clutching at his mouth as the blood flows freely out around his fingers as Lou stands over him, slapping hands with a few happy (and slightly repulsed) fans before tossing Jack back into the ring.

Barros tries to assess Jack's injuries as Lou pulls him up, and Barros' protests give Jack the distraction he needs to launch a quick boot in the champs gut, doubling him over for a lightning fast DDT! Through the mask of blood, Jack looks like he might be smiling a bit he hauls the champ to his feet, and nails ANOTHER DDT! Barros drops to count, but Jack pulls him up again, pins the arm behind behind the head and delivers the...

NO~! Lou bull charges Moosehead Jack back into the corner, burying his shoulder into the challenger as he does! You can SEE the air leaving Jack's body as he hits, and Lou loads the breathless challenger into the suplex position...Gourdbuster onto the top turnbuckle! Jack looks out, as the former Sweet Lou pulls him roughly off the turnbuckle and pounces, locking on the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...

And Barros gives barely a look at the unconcious Moosehead Jack before calling for the bell!
WINNER in 12:55 via SUMISSION/STOPPAGE - LOU!**



*Actually Spin Hansen (Vahomet)

**Moosehead Jack "Midweek Mayhem (10-29) Live From Springfield, Georgia" 2008

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Great job Lou but you're going up against the surliest fuck in the history of teh intrawebz, a guy who has more creativity in his lazy eye than all of us have combined. Moose will last longer in this than he did in college.

[Mikey]

Jan 25, 2009 20:09:26 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Moose will last longer in this than he did in college.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Jan 25, 2009 20:09:26 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Great job Lou but you're going up against the surliest fuck in the history of teh intrawebz, a guy who has more creativity in his lazy eye than all of us have combined. Moose will last longer in this than he did in college.

I respect you, bookerman, but that was funny!

[creepy]

The reason I voted for Lou was because he's a Texan, he's losing, Moose has been kinda quite lately, I think Moose thinks I'm a retard, and

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fuck the Eagles

.

[Lou]

Those reasons are as good as any other, I suppose. Even if they're not, I'll take it. Thanks, Creepy.

[Moosehead Jack]

I've decided that I am not going to campaign in these. What I have done on Puns will either carry me to the next round, or it won't.

And Creepy, I don't think you are a retard, I think I voted for you. However, that comment on the Eagles puts you on thin ice now mister

[Lou]

Damn you, Moose! I don't have much of a record to fall back on. I'm barely a step above a murgen.

Wait, no, nevermind. Scratch all that. I'm awesome.

VOTE LOU!

[creepy]

I used to live in Birmingham. I was a Midvale Raccoon. High Five?

[Habs]

My promo would have been better....

I like the Quebec flag, good job yet again Lucky.

[Lou]

Jan 28, 2009 9:12:15 GMT -5 Habs said:

My promo would have been better....

French people are bitter.

VOTE LOU!

[Moosehead Jack]

I meant to ask Lou this but I have missed him in chat, whats with the Quebec flag?

[salmonjunkie]

Lou beat Habs in the last round, and thus has his flag. All of our pictures have us with a piece of the person we beat the round before.

[Habs]

Jeezzzzzzz thanks for rubbing it in junkie!

[salmonjunkie]

Are you still sore?

[Habs]

Do you think?

[Moosehead Jack]

That explains Moose with the flag then. Nice touch Lopez

[karmic]

Lou's a great guy and all...but all of us both of us Helloween fans have to stick together.

Besides, I'd rather the booker man NOT bury me anymore.