[Lucky]

We're into the Elite 8 and the #1 seed Solly is holding strong after taking out Courtney. Now he gets another tough challenge in Thai. He narrowly squeaked by FF and he's probably going to have another tight chase here. So which beloved Punster moves on? How many stereotypes and racist jokes will be made in this thread? What percentage of the total will be made by Creepy? We can only wait and see.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Good luck, Mr. Nacho Dog.

[Eric O'Mac]

I'm still bitter.

[Byrntrigan]

I really dig Thaipod, but ha-shem damn if I would go against my kind and not vote for Solly...

[Demko]

This is the one I was dreading. I don't know if I can vote one way or the other in this one. I'll have to think on this.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Mar 18, 2009 17:07:38 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

I'm still bitter.

Don't be. Whatever DeNiro/Scorsese movie you drafted will DEFINITELY get my vote. I forgot if it was Taxi Driver or Raging Bull. Either way, both movies are two of my favorites.

[OpTard]

i once told solly that i would only vote against he, my fellow jew, if he were up against thai.

lately it seems he'd vote against me for just about anyone. so regardless of who the race-traitor was up against i probably wouldn't be voting for him. the jerk. but it turns out he's up against thai anyway, so it all works out.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I love ya Zig but you came up against Moose and Hodgey. The only way I would vote against them would be if they were facing me.

[Moosehead Jack]

I dig Rock Star Junkie and all that, but he hardly posts anymore because he is off banging groupies and shit. And that would get my vote if we were voting on who had the better life between the two, but we're not. We are voting on Punster of the Year, and who has given more of his time to Puns than Solly? I mean really, he has over 13,000 posts. His wife has to PM him to come to dinner. He can no longer function in society unless he talks in short bursts and tries to hit enter. This man has sacrificed his life for Puns becoming one with his computer just to amuse you. Has Junk done that? No sir. He is off living his life, not a bit concerned about you having something to read on Puns.

The vote here is easy

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I really can't disagree with any of that, especially the groupie part. I bet Thai reaches Tommy Chamberlain status by April.

[Habs]

Where is Thai?

[Lucky]

Ahh, but in going off and living his exciting life when he does come back to post here he has interesting things to tell us. He's like a window into the cool world for us. Solly's just a mirror. Kind of a funhouse mirror that exaggerates your features and stretches out your nose... but still, just a mirror into what we are. Movie references and time wasting games and running jokes. Thai brings us new things and makes us better.

He's like your uncle or older cousin who you got excited when he came to visit because he always had fun stories of his wild adventures to share. And sometimes he'd have a souvenir or something. Sure, he may not be around enough to count on to take you to the ball game or do that trip you've been planning. But when he does show up oh the stories and fun you have. Uncle Fred's just over in the corner, reliable, sure. But looking just a bit mundane compared to thgat wild Uncle Sal.

[OpTard]

plus, he's a 2 seed in a competition where seed is based on post count. to say the man doesn't post is ludicrous. and to discount a 2 seeds worth of posts cuz the guy's been on tour for a little bit is equally crazy.

thai is a poster
thai is a punster
thai is awesome.

solly's just a treacherous jew.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Nothing wrong with being reliable.

Don't change horses in mid-stream.[/Wag The Dog]

That being said, this guy is pretty fuckin' cool.

[Byrntrigan]

Mar 18, 2009 22:49:32 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Uncle Fred's just over in the corner, reliable, sure. But looking just a bit mundane compared to thgat wild Uncle Sal.

Not disputing you Lucky, but you get some Manishevitz wine and matza ball soup in Solly and he's a muthafucking firecracker of Hebrew joy...

[creepy]

Sorry, Thai. He's my Jew.

[salmonjunkie]

Mar 18, 2009 22:01:49 GMT -5 Habs said:

Where is Thai?

At this very moment, in Salt Lake City watching Gangs of New York at the house of one of my bandmates' sister and her husband.

It's our day off, and after the last few days of crazyness, it's much needed.

Solly's a better poster than I, but I'm still voting for myself because I'm selfish.

[Byrntrigan]

Perhaps, but we still love ya Thai.

[Beer Baron]

Pouring out some He-Brew beer for Solly.
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[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Toughest choice yet. Still thinking. Which means I'm kind of agreeing with Demko. Damn!

[Byrntrigan]

Uh oh. You better make a poll about seeing if you should think about contemplating the possibility of perhaps maybe quitting after a fact finding committee may or may not be put together to explore possibilities of perhaps quitting.


Or, behold the power of the foreign Sheppard's PIE!

[Habs]

nice pie! Do you like pie?

oh, and Solly gets my vote here, but only by a nose.

[Byrntrigan]

Yes. and I make it at least once a month or so...

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Mar 20, 2009 12:23:42 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Uh oh. You better make a poll about seeing if you should think about contemplating the possibility of perhaps maybe quitting after a fact finding committee may or may not be put together to explore possibilities of perhaps quitting.


Or, behold the power of the foreign Sheppard's PIE!

I like pie!

What was this thread about?

[creepy]

I've never had Sheppard's Pie. But I've wanted to try it. Where's a good place to get some?