[Ryan]

Okay, Matte is the Pun's House member who I believe is closest to me in age. Questions:

1) I think we all know what your favourite band is, but what about all the other usual media? List your favourite movies, television shows and books, preferably with explanations.

2) Where do you live, and what's the most awesome thing about it? (Shamelessly stolen from Courtney in the DevSop spotlight.)

3) What's the best youtube video you've ever seen? A link would be great.

4) Do you have any siblings? If so, explain why you hate him or her. If you have multiple siblings, explain which one you hate the most and why.

5) Do you like The Simpsons? Did you ever like The Simpsons? If not, please die. If so, what's your favourite episode?

6) I'd ask you who your favourite wrestler is, and about your favourite move, but I assume the answer would be Raven and the DDT. Or like, a corkscrew 630 degree shooting star press. Instead, who's your favourite promo giver? Provide examples if possible.

7) Do you think our generation will save the world, or destroy it? Explain.

[Byrntrigan]

Re: 3. Jesus, just make sure if it's what we al think you'd post you don't embed it. Some of us will be looking at Pun's from work.

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

A. Do you like game shows?
135. What is your favorite?
12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?

[punk/core]

How come you changed your name? I liked rabbxt.

[Byrntrigan]

Do you still do gymnastics / flippy stuff?

[Spinch]

What is, in your opinion, the Best.Videogame.EVER?

[Matte]

I think we all know what your favourite band is, but what about all the other usual media? List your favourite movies, television shows and books, preferably with explanations.
Actually I don't really have a favorite band. I just used the whole Nirvana thing as the base for my OOWF character. Some movies I like are the Jackass movies (I know they're stupid and immature, but I'm immature and sometimes stupid and I think they're funny), movies with Lindsey Lohan (I don't know, I find her attractive in a weird sleasy-trashy-drug addicted kind of way - I liked Mean Girls and I Know Who Killed Me [even though IKWKM got lame reviews]), and I like the queazy-cam videos like Cloverfield and Quarantine (and I like the concept of queazy-cam even if the movies don't perfectly utilize it). Oh, and I like Rob Zombie's films and The Wrestler was awesome. Pineapple Express is def one of my favorites. Television. I like wrestling of course (though like most others, I kind of watch it out of habit now instead of purely for being into it), South Park is good, I watch the original [adult swim] stuff like Family Guy, Futurama (though it's on Comedy Central now), ATHF, and I like Robot Chicken some. The Daily Show and the Colbert Report are always fun (even though I don't care about the news much like I probably should). I don't read books. That doesn't mean I can't or that I'm dumb for not reading, I just don't read.

Where do you live, and what's the most awesome thing about it? (Shamelessly stolen from Courtney in the DevSop spotlight.)
I live in Maryland like near the tip of the Chesapeake Bay. I really don't know anything awesome about it, though. It's just a regular place; nothing special about it. I'll try to think of something but I don't know.

What's the best youtube video you've ever seen? A link would be great.
I like flippy parkour and freerun videos, but I've seen so many it's hard to remember a best one. I'll look around and find a favorite. May or may not be parkour like I said it would probably be.

Do you have any siblings? If so, explain why you hate him or her. If you have multiple siblings, explain which one you hate the most and why.
I have an older sister. She's 18 and I don't hate her. We haven't even really argued for like years.

Do you like The Simpsons? Did you ever like The Simpsons? If not, please die. If so, what's your favourite episode?
I like it enough to watch it, but I don't like memorize quotes and know what all the episodes' names are, sorry. So I can't pinpoint a favorite.

I'd ask you who your favourite wrestler is, and about your favourite move, but I assume the answer would be Raven and the DDT. Or like, a corkscrew 630 degree shooting star press. Instead, who's your favourite promo giver? Provide examples if possible.
Not Raven and not the DDT and not the corkscrew 630 SSP (though that would be way cool to see done). But my favorite promo giver at this point would probably be Mick Foley in his ECW career. I wasn't watching while he did this, but I've seen DVDs and stuff from it and I love what he did with his promos.

Do you think our generation will save the world, or destroy it? Explain.
Our lives are so short compared to how long the world's been around, so I think we'll just do what people have been doing for a while now and just live without caring too much 'cause that's how most people are. They just live.

Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
Hm, I think I just like boobies.

Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
Closer to indifferent, but I prefer smaller rather than larger.

On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.
However they come. Just as long as there's still a decent boob to nipple ratio.

Do you like game shows?
Some are ok, never really watch them unless it's like 2 am and I've seen everything on [adult swim] earlier at like 11.

What is your favorite?
I like Lingo. And The Price is Right is pretty cool. Again, I really don't watch much.

What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
Ryan because he's a nerd.

How come you changed your name? I liked rabbxt.
Well I stopped posting for a while for reasons I forget. And when I decided to come back, I was kind of a different person and I knew that if I kept rabbxt as my handle then people would still think the same shit about me and make the same jokes even though they'd be my past. It's ok, you can make the same old jokes though, they're just in the past. But yea, I liked rabbxt, too.

Do you still do gymnastics / flippy stuff?
I do. I taught myself to do wallflips just last summer, I think it was. I can do them better off of trees, but can do them off walls when I get the balls to go for it. So yea, I still do that stuff.

What is, in your opinion, the Best.Videogame.EVER?
I don't play video games much (wow, I don't really do much of anything). But I remember playing Super Mario Bros. on the Super Nintendo like years and years ago and it's still probably the best thing I've played.

[Fire-Babe]

Before I ask my questions, are you 18 yet?

[salmonjunkie]

Do you think you'll ever make a career out of doing flippy stuff? What as?

[Habs]

Does the Montreal Canadiens have a chance to go past the first round of the playoffs without Schneider and Markov on D during the power plays?

[Byrntrigan]

4. What other sports do you like?
5. Do you participate in any sports?
6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
9. Do you have any siblings?
10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
12. Favorite video game.
13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
15. Do you watch cartoons?
16. What's your favorite cartoon?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Ok I get changing your name... I wasn't really down with rabbxt... but why "Matte"?

[Byrntrigan]

What's your real name?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Who the fuck is Jack Evans?

[Byrntrigan]

40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
41. Any funny story associated with it?

[Matte]

Before I ask my questions, are you 18 yet?
Just turned 17 on the first, actually. But whatev, ask away.

Do you think you'll ever make a career out of doing flippy stuff? What as?
Wow, as awesome as that would be, probably not. I mean I'm not even trained, I just go out and try shit. I don't think I'll ever be good enough to get paid for it. It's just a hobby, I guess.

Does the Montreal Canadiens have a chance to go past the first round of the playoffs without Schneider and Markov on D during the power plays?
Nope.

What other sports do you like?
I'm not into sports. Which is kind of weird around here because like all of you guys are into some sport but I'm not.

Do you participate in any sports?
Nope, not my thing. I did football in sixth grade, though. It was lame.

What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
I don't really like tattoos other than like one or two small ones. And piercings are alright if they're not overdone. I don't like tats or piercings on chicks, though, other than like ear piercings.

Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
I don't have any now, no. But I want my lip done, maybe snakebites (with little spikes, not loops). Used to want my belly button done (and no, I'm not gay), but I'm past that.

What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
This is hard. I like the SSP (Paul London's in particular), but I don't know if it's my favorite. I like when people get piledriven onto the announce tables and the tables don't break.

Do you have any siblings?
An older sister; she's 18.

Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
I've never tried the SSP on her, no. I think I may have done it on a friend or two back in the day on a trampoline, though. And I've piledriven some friends on lunch tables in middle school and the tables didn't break.

What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
I cut a girl with a razor blade. Like, I had the blade and asked if I could cut her (not for real, I was kidding) and she said yea. And this chick did cocaine before and all kinds of hardcore shit. So she came over to my seat in class and kind of called me out on it and I didn't wanna look like a pussy and bail out so I closed my eyes and went for it. And since my eyes were closed, I didn't know what was happening with the cut. So I heard her say stop and I stopped and looked and I kind of cut her arm deep. So I walked her to the nurse and she told me to throw the blade away to keep from getting caught and she ended up going to the hospital and getting some stitches. The school found out like two months later and suspended me for the rest of the school year (which was about a month and a half) and I had to do 25 hours of "volunteer" work (which I ended up doing all at the SPCA). It was a traumatic expierience.

Favorite video game.
Again, probably Super Mario Bros.

Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
Didn't do arcade games.

Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
Not that I remember.

Do you watch cartoons?
Every sometimes.

What's your favorite cartoon?
Maybe Family Guy. But Spongebob is fun, too.

Ok I get changing your name... I wasn't really down with rabbxt... but why "Matte"?
Fuck you, rabbxt was cool and fun. And I just chose Matte 'cause I was thinking of a name for my new OOWF guy and I based him off of Cobain who was kind of meloncholy and I thought of words that meant bland or plain and came up with the word "matte" which is like a name (Matt) so I chose it.

What's your real name?
Lame, I hate my name. Ritchie. And no, it's not Richard. My birth certificate says Ritchie on it.

Who the fuck is Jack Evans?
My cousin.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Sixteen, just last year.

Any funny story associated with it?
Nah, not really. We just laughed a lot. It was a normal first time.

[punk/core]

What made you decide to go sXe? Was it any one thing or a multitude of things?

[Habs]

Where are you from?

Places you visited and liked.

[Matte]

What made you decide to go sXe? Was it any one thing or a multitude of things?
I did that just because I thought everyone at school who always bragged about drugs and shit were lame. I was too young to decide to be straightedge, and I ditched that a little bit ago anyway.

Where are you from?
Maryland. Tip of the bay.

Places you visited and liked.
I liked Mexico. They were nice (even though they were prolly just nice to get more money). Uh, Florida's alright sometimes. Haven't really been many places yet.

[Fire-Babe]

I think the only stock question of mine I can legally ask you is?

Three articles of clothing you couldn't live without.

[Matte]

Three articles of clothing you couldn't live without.
Chuck Taylors, jeans and a shirt I guess. Or I could exchange the pants with socks. Yea, I would probably do that. Lol, I keep my socks on during sex.

[Byrntrigan]

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

[Matte]

If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
Eat.

If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
Burn it black so it tastes like charcoal. Mix all the alcohol I can find.

Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
Never.

What's your stance on the death penalty?
Eh, I don't know. I guess I'm for it. Like if someone kills their two kids, kill them right back.

Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.
Well I've thought at one point that if I had a knife at the time I would've stabbed someone, but I probably wouldn't have if I actually did have a knife. So I guess not.

[Byrntrigan]

If I can ask, why did you stop being straight edge? Have you drank or done drugs now that you aren't straight edge (not passing judgement, just asking).

[Byrntrigan]

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
24. Who won?
25. Did you cry afterwards?
26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
30. Why?

[Matte]

If I can ask, why did you stop being straight edge? Have you drank or done drugs now that you aren't straight edge (not passing judgement, just asking).
Eh, it got way lame. The whole idea of it just started to sound queer. I tasted some alcohol but never actually drank per se. And I've taken oxycodone on several occations and have smoked weed.

Have you ever gotten into a fight?
In like seventh or eighth grade my friend tried to fight me but I grabbed his arms and he tried kicking me and I was like "wtf bro, kicking's ghey" and then a teacher stepped in and we became friends again soon after. So I guess not really, no.

Who won?
The fans. Lol no, no winner.

Did you cry afterwards?
Nah.

Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
Nope, I don't do much of anything.

If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
Jesus, as long as we were cool afterwards.

Why?
Bragging rights. No one else can say they've fought someone more important.