[Byrntrigan]

4. Favorite swear word?
R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?


42. What movie character best describes you?
43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?


A. Do you cook?
B. If so, what are your favorites to cook? To eat?
186a. Do you like sushi?
187. What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on sushi? Did you like it?
188. Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?
138. What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?

1. What questions did you think you were going to be asked?
2. What is the funniest incident you have been involved with? Scariest incident?
3. If you were convicted of treason, how would you want to be killed? It can be ANY way...
4. What one grammatical / spelling thing I do bothers you the MOST?

[Matte]

Thanks for more questions, I was beginning to think this was over already, lol.

Favorite swear word?
Fuck and shit.

I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?
Something small on the inside of my wrist.
Maybe this...



Maybe something else.

What movie character best describes you?
Maybe Rourke in The Wrestler because that's something I would do and the way his life went is how my life feels sometimes; like everything's just getting fucked up and the only way to not be depressed is to put myself in another world. And because I don't have as much care about my body as I probably should, and he obviously didn't either. Or maybe Bam Margera from Jackass. Not because of his douchery, but because I'm the type to do stupid shit, but still be kind of a pussy at the same time.

What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
Saul from Pineapple Express. Because he does have a cool job; he smokes all day.

Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
Yes, yes I do. But I'm not always right in my judgements.

Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
No, I don't think it's totally a bad thing. I mean, it's not like I would go out of my way to get to know them if I didn't judge them anyway. It's just like judgement in passing.

What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?
I don't know, ketchup? On fries. And corndogs ( corndogs). And like hotdogs and stuff.

Do you cook?
I throw frozen pizzas into the oven, then pull them out 15 minutes later. That's about as far as I've gotten.

Do you like sushi?
Never had it. I don't try new things too often...

Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?
Probably something that's not weird at all. Like shrimp. I think shrimp is weird.

What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?
Well I don't think I've tried anything that most people haven't tried. Again, I don't try new things very much at all.

What questions did you think you were going to be asked?
Staple questions. Fire bailed on that one though, me being 17.

What is the funniest incident you have been involved with? Scariest incident?
Funniest? I don't know. The first time I was getting head, I got a leg cramp and accidentally punched the girl in the head while I was reaching for my leg. That was funny. Scariest? Probably one of the numerous times me or my friends have taken head/neck drops while being stupid and backyard wrestling.

If you were convicted of treason, how would you want to be killed? It can be ANY way...
I'd want a hot chick to have such hard sex with me that my heart rate went sky high and I had a heart attack mid-orgasm.

What one grammatical / spelling thing I do bothers you the MOST?
None of it bothers me. I encourage you to keep it up so more people shit on you for it. It's fun.

[Byrntrigan]

32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
33. Why?
34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
35. Would you change your action looking back?

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?
38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?

39. What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done?
40. What's the most surprising thing you've learned from these Q&A dealies thus far?
478. What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my award winning showcase ?

[Byrntrigan]

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

[Matte]

What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
Maybe teaching myself to do near perfect standing backs.

Why?
Because I never thought I would get them down, but I finally did and I never had anything to learn from other than YouTube videos and my own thoughts. I don't know. I'm only 17, my life's been nothing so far.

Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
No.

Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
No.

What's the weidest place you have had sex?
Haven't done it in weird places. But my girlfriend has a tanning room in her basement. And we did it on the couch real quick right ouside of the tanning room while my friend was in there tanning. It was just funny.

Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?
No.

What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done?
They were ok.

What's the most surprising thing you've learned from these Q&A dealies thus far?
Someone had some kind of weird cripple disease thing, right?

What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my award winning showcase?
I don't remember.

As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
No.

Ever had a threesome?
No.

Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
No.

Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?
No.

[Byrntrigan]

Did you have fun doing this?

Know who you are picking tomorrow night?

[Matte]

Did you have fun doing this?
It was good for what it was.

Know who you are picking tomorrow night?
Haven't put much thought into it. I'll figure it out.

[punk/core]

Apr 7, 2009 22:13:14 GMT -5 Matte said:

Eh, it got way lame. The whole idea of it just started to sound queer.

That's fucking awesome



You can go back in time and bang anyone from history... who?

You get to eat the heart of anyone and gain all their powers... who?

[Deadly]

Apr 11, 2009 20:58:06 GMT -5 Matte said:

Know who you are picking tomorrow night?
Haven't put much thought into it. I'll figure it out.

Ya know, someone here hasn't been picked yet...


Oh, and I do miss the Rabbxt name. I liked it.

[Matte]

You can go back in time and bang anyone from history... who?
People in the past weren't attractive. I'm gonna say either Eve or Lindsey Lohan years ago.

You get to eat the heart of anyone and gain all their powers... who?
Maybe Eminem. Or Da Vinci. The Discovery Channel said he might have painted that blanket thing with Jesus' print on it. That's neat.

Ya know, someone here hasn't been picked yet...
Can I have a clue?

[creepy]

I thought you were from Australia. Why did I think this?



Same ol' questions Round 1:


If I ever came to your city, would you have a drink/dinner with me?

What city do you live in?

What is your height/weight/hair color/choice of fate?

What kind of food do you like?

Are you a board gamer?

If you were banging some hot chick and her dude friend walked in and she said it was cool if he joined and he was into it and he said he dug dudes, would you leave or close your eyes?

If that dude was FF, would that change your answer?

How often do you shower?

Do you use Q-Tips after every shower?

Have you ever drank a bottle of white wine and watched a movie your ex girlfriend loved while crying your eyes out?

If you witnessed a mob murder, would you testify in the trial if you were the best/only eye witness and the case hung in your hands?

Some of these questions involve you banging chicks other than your lady (if you have one). Hypothetically OK?

Would you rather marry a smoking hot chick who never fucked you and when she did was a stiff lay or marry a fugly dog that fucked liked coked up banshees?

Ever smoke crack? Snort coke? Rig up a spike?

If someone offered you a job as the state's executioner but it paid $250,000 per execution would you take it?

You live near Somebody. I have no idea. Why don't you go hang out with that guy sometime?

If you dated a chick that you really liked and she was hot and fucked hard and was cool and let you do whatever and was just the coolest person you'd ever been with but she had a confession on your wedding night that she was a post op tranny would you be mad? Try to get an anullment?

How many dates with a hot chick that was coolcoolcool would be you're limit if she didn't give up the pussy? What about any play? How ong could you go just holding hands and whispering sweet nothings?

Could you date a girl that only wanted her ass banged and got no pleasure out of vagine penetration and wouldn't let you often do it?

Say you met a chick and everything was going awesome and then she met your family and you found out you're dad cheated on your mom with her 3 years prior. Deal breaker? (I have no idea if your folks are still alive or not)

Your folks still alive?

Favorite candy? How often do you eat candy?

Would you rather spend 6 months in jail or in a coma? 6 years?

How white are you?

[Fire-Babe]

Apr 11, 2009 16:31:28 GMT -5 Matte said:

What questions did you think you were going to be asked?
Staple questions. Fire bailed on that one though, me being 17.

Fire did indeed. However, in about a year, check this thread again

[salmonjunkie]

What would be your dream job?

Do you have a celebrity crush?

What are your plans after high school?

[Matte]

I thought you were from Australia. Why did I think this?
I made you think it.

If I ever came to your city, would you have a drink/dinner with me?
I'm not supposed to meet up with people from the internet. They might rape me. Or kill me. Or worse, rape me.

What city do you live in?
Charlestown. It's really small.

What is your height/weight/hair color/choice of fate?
I think I'm like 5'6" or 5'7" and I weigh less than 130. I'm naturally like a dark blonde, I think. I wanna die like three times before I actually die for good.

What kind of food do you like?
Fast.

Are you a board gamer?
I like Monopoly.

If you were banging some hot chick and her dude friend walked in and she said it was cool if he joined and he was into it and he said he dug dudes, would you leave or close your eyes?
I'd probably have to leave, honestly.

If that dude was FF, would that change your answer?
Yup, I would leave quicker.

How often do you shower?
Every morning.

Do you use Q-Tips after every shower?
Not even.

Have you ever drank a bottle of white wine and watched a movie your ex girlfriend loved while crying your eyes out?
Nope.

If you witnessed a mob murder, would you testify in the trial if you were the best/only eye witness and the case hung in your hands?
Sure.

Would you rather marry a smoking hot chick who never fucked you and when she did was a stiff lay or marry a fugly dog that fucked liked coked up banshees?
The hot chick. I can't be with an ugly person. It just makes me feel dirty. And not in a good way.

Ever smoke crack? Snort coke? Rig up a spike?
I wish.

If someone offered you a job as the state's executioner but it paid $250,000 per execution would you take it?
Nah, I couldn't live with myself.

You live near Somebody. I have no idea. Why don't you go hang out with that guy sometime?
No.

If you dated a chick that you really liked and she was hot and fucked hard and was cool and let you do whatever and was just the coolest person you'd ever been with but she had a confession on your wedding night that she was a post op tranny would you be mad? Try to get an anullment?
Yup. It'd be lame to reveal that she was hiding like a life secret from me that long.

How many dates with a hot chick that was coolcoolcool would be you're limit if she didn't give up the pussy? What about any play? How long could you go just holding hands and whispering sweet nothings?
I don't know. Depends on stuff.

Could you date a girl that only wanted her ass banged and got no pleasure out of vagine penetration and wouldn't let you often do it?
Probably not. That's kinda weird.

Say you met a chick and everything was going awesome and then she met your family and you found out you're dad cheated on your mom with her 3 years prior. Deal breaker? (I have no idea if your folks are still alive or not)
Probably.

Your folks still alive?
Yup.

Favorite candy? How often do you eat candy?
I like gummy worms. Not very often. A couple times a month maybe.

Would you rather spend 6 months in jail or in a coma? 6 years?
Coma would be kinda fun.

How white are you?
The whitest kid you know.

What would be your dream job?
Something with wrestling would be cool. Doesn't matter what.

Do you have a celebrity crush?
I like Lindsey Lohan. And Rob Zombie's wife.

What are your plans after high school?
Lame college.

[Matte]

And was I supposed to pick a new spotlight guy yet?

[Fire-Babe]

Yes, today.