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Apr 21, 2009 15:42:01 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

4. What other sports do you like?

Definitely been on a big MMA kick lately. I enjoy watching just about any sports, really. Soccer. Tennis. Golf. Rugby. Women's college softball.

And I'd like to take a short moment to give some much-deserved credit to some athletes who tend to not receive the respect they deserve. All those X-Games type athletes are incredible at what they do. I'm awestruck every time I tune in.

5. Do you participate in any sports?

Not any more, but growing up I played just about everything. Baseball. Basketball. Football. Soccer. High school volleyball for 4 years. I should have stuck with and focused on baseball, though. I could have been a pretty good pitcher.

6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?

To each his/her own. I don't personally have any tattoos, nor do I think I ever will. Just too permanent for me. But I have no problems with people who do have them. They can be beautiful if done tastefully. If I were to ever get one done, it would probably be some sort of play on the Matrix code.

Back in college I used to have my eyebrow pierced, though. It was Valentine's Day, and the girl I was supposed to go out to dinner with canceled and basically broke things off with me, so I decided to take the money I was going to spend on her and mutilate my face. Ahhhh, college. I do miss the piercing, but it doesn't work well for the type of work environments I'm in.

7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)

See #6.

8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?

Vertebreaker

9. Do you have any siblings?

1 younger sister.

10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?

Negative. But I did perform various moves on friends. I don't think the Vertebreaker existed back then, though (maybe in Japan?). For some reason I loved putting my friend in the Figure Four, though. Had it put on me once, and that shit hurt like hell once some pressure was added. And turning it over did NOT reverse the pressure!

11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?

Never been a real law-breaker. And I'm not sure if it's considered "bad" (I guess it depends on your point of view), but I used to pretty regularly help a friend "team up" on his girlfriend. Once had another "friend" of mine join us for a MMFF 4some, too. Ahhhhh, college.

12. Favorite video game.

Tetris.

13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?

Street Fighter II. And that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game.

14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?

Not a big Simpsons fan, so no.

15. Do you watch cartoons?

Yes. Love 'em.

16. What's your favorite cartoon?

South Park, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons

What's you favorite band from your festival?

They Might Be Giants

My festival?

System of a Down

All the festivals?

They Might Be Giants

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Apr 21, 2009 14:34:20 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

I'm on a diet, can you tell?

Yes.

And as a person who lost 30 pounds in about the course of the year, here are my 2 top tips:

1) Walk. Plain and simple. Walking for the sake of walking is boring, I know. But if you can find a purpose for the walking, it's well worth it. Walk up to the store if you can. Or a comic shop or something.

2) It doesn't matter as much WHAT you eat as it does how much of it you eat. Just pay attention to your portion sizes. Once your stomach has shrunken a bit, the pounds will start coming off rapidly. And if you can find a way to spread out to 5 smaller meals throughout the day, that's even better.

Smaller portions is exactly what I've been doing. I also get the 100 calorie snack pack things for snacks, which helps a lot. I definitely need to exercise more though. Thanks for the advice.

You said earlier that you have major seasonal allergy issues, I was wondering what sort of treatments, if any, you've taken that seem to help. I just found out recently that I'm allergic to just about everything but pets, so I started allergy shots. Lookin' for more health wisdom if you got any.

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Mine are mainly seasonally from mold and pollen. (Also had a major reaction to a yellow jacket sting when I was younger, but that's unrelated, I suppose). Had issues for as long as I can remember. Sudafed worked when I was younger. Worked like a charm, in fact. But over the years I actually developed an immunity to it. Such is life.

Benadryl works great, too, but it knocks me the fuck out. I'd rather deal with the allergies than the zombie-like state Benadryl puts me in. Zyrtec was very similar, AND it made my mouth incredibly dry.

Claritin for me is very hit-or-miss. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. And it's expensive, so I no longer spend the money on it "hoping" it works.

The one recently I've found that works best for me is Sudafed PE. It's a completely different formula than Sudafed. The side effects are very similar to Benadryl, but on a much, much lesser scale.

OH! And something else I discovered only a year ago! AFRIN!!! If you can tolerate shooting a mist up your nose, the stuff works GREAT!!! And it works Fast!!! Usually lasts about 12 hours. Just be prepared for about 15-30 minutes of major drainage either out the front of your nose or down the back and into your throat while all the phlegm and stuff is broken up and liquefied. AND, be sure to follow the directions. The main instruction is to not use it for longer than 3 days in a row. Make sure to follow this as the stuff can be might addicting, not to mention your body would develop an immunity to it which would nullify the point of taking it in the first place.


Bottom line, though, is that we're all different. What works for me might not work for you, and my side effects might not be the same as yours (although I always hear the same thing about Benadryl). Find what works for you, and don't over-do it.

[Spinch]

I had to flip you shit about the Avalanche-- that was the only high point in this long, awful season for us.

Who is your favorite character FROM Animaniacs?

Your favorite author and book?

[ALL CAPS]

Apr 22, 2009 8:47:47 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

Mine are mainly seasonally from mold and pollen. (Also had a major reaction to a yellow jacket sting when I was younger, but that's unrelated, I suppose). Had issues for as long as I can remember. Sudafed worked when I was younger. Worked like a charm, in fact. But over the years I actually developed an immunity to it. Such is life.

Benadryl works great, too, but it knocks me the fuck out. I'd rather deal with the allergies than the zombie-like state Benadryl puts me in. Zyrtec was very similar, AND it made my mouth incredibly dry.

Claritin for me is very hit-or-miss. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. And it's expensive, so I no longer spend the money on it "hoping" it works.

The one recently I've found that works best for me is Sudafed PE. It's a completely different formula than Sudafed. The side effects are very similar to Benadryl, but on a much, much lesser scale.

OH! And something else I discovered only a year ago! AFRIN!!! If you can tolerate shooting a mist up your nose, the stuff works GREAT!!! And it works Fast!!! Usually lasts about 12 hours. Just be prepared for about 15-30 minutes of major drainage either out the front of your nose or down the back and into your throat while all the phlegm and stuff is broken up and liquefied. AND, be sure to follow the directions. The main instruction is to not use it for longer than 3 days in a row. Make sure to follow this as the stuff can be might addicting, not to mention your body would develop an immunity to it which would nullify the point of taking it in the first place.


Bottom line, though, is that we're all different. What works for me might not work for you, and my side effects might not be the same as yours (although I always hear the same thing about Benadryl). Find what works for you, and don't over-do it.

Cool thanks. I've already been prescribed stuff stronger than all the OTC meds. Good stuff to know, though.

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Apr 22, 2009 9:13:23 GMT -5 Spinch said:

Who is your favorite character FROM Animaniacs?

If we're talking about the main 3, then definitely Wakko. Overall, The Brain. Also really loved the mime during the "Good Idea, Bad Idea" segments.

Your favorite author and book?

Michael Crichton - "Sphere"

The movie sucked, but I really loved the book. It's tough for me to sit down and get into books. Crichton did that for me every time. Dan Brown (The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons) did it well, too. And I'm also halfway through The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. That's a VERY fun read!!!

[salmonjunkie]

Do you have any stories about gators? Alligators, not UofF students.

What is your drink of choice?

What is your drug of choice?

Who's your favorite rapper?

If I were to come out and visit, where would you take me to eat?

Other forums you frequent?

If you could be on a reality show, which one would you be on? Why?

The ice cream truck is coming down the street, and you've got 2 bucks! What ice cream would you get?

Describe the hottest girl you've been with.

Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.

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Apr 22, 2009 12:15:36 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Do you have any stories about gators? Alligators, not UofF students.

Honestly? No, not really. Fried gator tail is a delicious appetizer, though!

What is your drink of choice?

Been mainly a wine drinker of late, but if we're going a bit harder I do like whiskey sours.

What is your drug of choice?

Ibuprofen

Who's your favorite rapper?

MC Lars

If I were to come out and visit, where would you take me to eat?

The Mellow Mushroom. As mentioned previously, FANTASTIC pizzas! Goes great with a pitcher of Yeungling, too!

Other forums you frequent?

Honestly? None others, currently. I scour some when looking for information or potential avs, but none I actively participate in. I couldn't even tell you the last time I went to the OO Forums.

If you could be on a reality show, which one would you be on? Why?

The Amazing Race. I'd love to see many, many different cultures in a short span of time like that. And not only not pay a dime, but get PAID to do it!!!

The ice cream truck is coming down the street, and you've got 2 bucks! What ice cream would you get?

Orange Push-Up.

Describe the hottest girl you've been with.

I suppose I'd have to say my wife, here. And you all have seen pictures of her. If you really want to re-ask with the "no significant others allowed" rule implemented, I'm sure I could come up with 1 or 2 others.

Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.

Ugh. I don't think I've been with any dogs, per se. Some have been a little "heftier" than others, but I always had at least a minimal cuteness or freakiness standard. This one girl had THE WORST smelling pussy EVER, though. Took about 3 days to get the scent off my junk, too. I still gag thinking about it.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You had a MMFF 4-some? How did that go down?

Aside from Mrs. Gator, who is the hottest girl you've been with? In honor of Mikey's birthday, do you want a create a chick table?

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Apr 22, 2009 13:14:00 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

You had a MMFF 4-some? How did that go down?

Not at all like one would plan out in his mind, although it was still quite fun. As mentioned previously it was with the 3some couple and another fuck-buddy of mine. The girls were somewhat into each other, so that worked out nicely. Most "group-involved" thing that went on was me poking the 1 girl from behind while she went down on the other. Also had that same girl riding me at one point while she fingered the other one who was laying next to me. The other guy was mainly the photographer, although he did join in some.

Overall it wasn't as hot as the 1-on-1 times I had with the one girl or the other times I helped the guy team up on his girl. But it was still fun, nonetheless.

And as a pre-emptive strike, no, Mrs. Gator does not know this ever happened. And yes, it was before I even met her.

Aside from Mrs. Gator, who is the hottest girl you've been with. In honor of Mikey's birthday, do you want a create a chick table?

Probably the single girl mentioned above. Shorter (maybe 5'3"), but definitely a "hard body". Most amazingly firm rack, too, and natural. Dark hair and dark tan (something that's usually a neutral trait to me). Tremendously toned legs and ass, as well.

Had sex with her a few times on a high-backed bar-stool while I was standing. GREAT tool for added leverage when you grab the back of the chair. So take note, Seamus! ;D

[BC]

Shoulda used Lysol for lube dude.

[Byrntrigan]

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

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Apr 22, 2009 22:02:55 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?

Pass the ass meat my way!

16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?

Well if I were in that situation, I assume I would have no access to my trusty griddle. So I guess I'd find the hottest rock possible and lay some thinly-sliced ass meat on there. Let it dry a bit. Then basically have ass jerky.

Sounds like it would go well with a nice chianti.

17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?

If fish are also ineligible, then no, can't say that I have.

18. What's your stance on the death penalty?

I waver on this one. Currently FOR the death penalty. But that's only because of prison over-crowding. My REAL stance would be "life in prison is life in prison". Fuck that early release stuff.

19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

That's a negative. I'm a boring person, I know. This answer may change when I have kids, though.

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Digging through old gifs and found these ones I would also consider faves of mine:

[Fire-Babe]

Apr 22, 2009 7:47:12 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

The only thought I have on that is that the Wings are currently cruising past Columbus (sorry, fire) while the Avs have been on the golf course for 2 weeks, now. I'm loving that Chicago has become relevant again, though. Been missing having a good, local rival.

Eh, it's okay. It is what it is. You were right about play off hockey though. Tuesday was the most fun I've had with a devastating loss ever.

And while I love the Avs over the Wings any day, the fact that ADAM FOOTE is sitting at home makes the inevitable sweep not so hard to take

Oh yeah...questions?

1. Why is Toledo NOT part of Michigan, and how do we make that happen?

2. When should we meet up for a Tony Packo's run?

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Apr 23, 2009 8:56:39 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

1. Why is Toledo NOT part of Michigan, and how do we make that happen?

Draft up a new Emancipation Proclamation?

2. When should we meet up for a Tony Packo's run?

The next time there are 2 full moons in the month of February.

[Fire-Babe]

Apr 22, 2009 13:28:02 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

Had sex with her a few times on a high-backed bar-stool while I was standing. GREAT tool for added leverage when you grab the back of the chair. So take note, Seamus! ;D

He doesn't read these (except of course MINE, which was all sorts of uncomfortable)

No Tony Packo's? Why not? (And actually, that scenario HAS happened, I think the last leap year? Full moon on the 1st and 29th

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I was just trying to give a vague answer. And yes, that happened in 2008. The previous time before that was in 1860, I believe.

Trust me, I LOVE Packo's. Just have close to zero idea when I'll be up that way, again.

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Are you ever going to post more movie studio showdowns?

[Byrntrigan]

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

We know you screwed bi chicks, but have you tried to turn one out?

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Apr 23, 2009 14:58:16 GMT -5 ALL CAPS said:

Are you ever going to post more movie studio showdowns?

Yes. I was waiting for the Oscars to wrap up. Round 2 should be coming today.

MTA: Up now.

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Apr 23, 2009 15:02:14 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?

That's a big negative. I've loved pussy as long as I can remember.

20. Ever had a threesome?

See above.

21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?

Only jokingly. I got them to make out and rub each others' boobs through their shirts, though.

22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

Yes, and yes. And I can say it's only worth it if you're both drunk.

We know you screwed bi chicks, but have you tried to turn one out?

Not sure I understand the question, but if you're asking if I've ever tried to turn a straight girl into a bi girl, the answer is "no". A strong majority of girls in college are already at least a smidgen bi-curious, so it doesn't take much coaxing to get them to try SOMEthing.

[Byrntrigan]

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
24. Who won?
25. Did you cry afterwards?
26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
30. Why?

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Damn, does nobody but Byrne have questions?

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?

Once. 5th Grade. The kid was an even bigger dork than I was.

24. Who won?

I got in the better shots, but there was no "winner". It was a very weird fight.

25. Did you cry afterwards?

I actually cried DURING it. But it was from laughter. Like I said, strange fight.

26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?

If watching MMA and thinking "hey, that would be fun to bend a guy's arm like that" qualifies as "studying", then yes. Otherwise, no.

29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
30. Why?

Hitler's the obvious one, so I won't go with him. I'm going to go with the guy "Coach" on this season of Survivor. The bastard just annoys the ever-loving shit out of me with his smugness and tall tales.

And he just looks like a douche:







30. Why?

[Fire-Babe]

sorry, gator, i've been 'busy,' but my schedule just miraculously opened up....

Anyway....Firewoman's dungeon.

1. Dom/Sub/Switch
2. floggers: leather/suede/vinyl
3. handcuffs: fur lined/satin lined/bare
4. safeword

5. paraphilias tried
6. not tried but would
7. no way would i try that

(I'm going to assume I don't need to post the wikipedia list for you...

8. What do you wear to sleep in?

(8a. Is there any way to ask that without it ending in a preposition?)