[Attitude Adjuster]

Your turn! So why in the world would you volunteer for this? You got a need for the world to know everything about you?

[salmonjunkie]

We've feuded in OOWF, you're on my myspace and my facebook, and I know pretty much nothing about you.

So what would you like us to know about yourself?

[Fire-Babe]

Wow, I could almost ask the exact same question....so I will

Also, how are you enjoying the return of Adam Foote?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Is Spin a nickname?

How many times a day does someone say you look like Seth Rogen?

Can I just say how awesome this link is? www.killitwithfire.org/movielist

[Byrntrigan]

Was there a story with that AV of a hot dog taking a mustard facial?

[Byrntrigan]

42. What movie character best describes you?
43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?

[Spinch]

So why in the world would you volunteer for this? You got a need for the world to know everything about you?

Shits and giggles, mainly.

We've feuded in OOWF, you're on my myspace and my facebook, and I know pretty much nothing about you. So what would you like us to know about yourself?

I have absolutely no idea... I'm 25, originally hail from Utah, love the Colorado Avalanche and Utah Jazz, and found OO from that column that Bill Simmons wrote that mentioned it briefly. I moved over to PH when the fOOrums over there were having one of their fits. I'm a major lurker (except in the OOWF) and... uh... and I have no idea what else to say.

Is Spin a nickname?

It is-- an evolution of a childhood nickname that my uncle gave me.

Also, how are you enjoying the return of Adam Foote?

It would be WONDERFUL if Foote looked like he gave a damn in most of the games the Avs played this year, but sadly it isn't to be. Maybe with a managerial shake-up things will improve.

Is Spin a nickname?

It is, although more people know me by that than my real name (Lindsey).

How many times a day does someone say you look like Seth Rogen?

Once or twice, usually when I'm buying something.

Can I just say how awesome this link is? www.killitwithfire.org/movielist

Thanks! I need to update it, but it's great to have available when I'm in the store and can't remember whether or not I own a DVD.

Was there a story with that AV of a hot dog taking a mustard facial?

Sadly, no. I just saw it somewhere and laughed my ass off when I saw it. I think it's from the video for "Move Your Feet" by Junior Senior.

What movie character best describes you?

Ed from Shaun of the Dead.

What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?

I'm gonna leave out characters in movies based on comics and go with Indiana Jones. Exploring the lost, being a general badass, and getting the girl at the end... what more could you want?

Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?

Sadly, I do sometimes.

Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?

I do my best not to.

What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?

Unsurprisingly enough, I love mustard in all of its forms (although I mainly use it on sandwiches and hot dogs like most people). Fry Sauce (it's a Utah thing) is a close second.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Your 10 desert island CDs/DVDs?

What 5 wrestling PPVs do you wish you could have seen live?

What are some of your favorite OOWF promos?

[Byrntrigan]

So what the hell is Fry sauce?

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

A. Do you like game shows?
135. What is your favorite?
12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
12.75. What game show would you host?

[Spinch]

Your 10 desert island CDs/DVDs?

CDs:

"John Henry", They Might Be Giants
"Flood", They Might Be Giants
"Moving Pictures", Rush
"Permanent Waves", Rush
"Fire", Electric Six
"Disclaimer", Seether
"Drunken Lullabies", Flogging Molly
'Sensucht", Rammstein
"Enema of the State", Blink-182
"Led Zeppelin IV (ZoSo)", Led Zeppelin

DVDs:

Shaun of the Dead
The Goonies
Ghostbusters
Star Wars (Original Trilogy, if I only get one The Empire Strikes Back)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
The Silence of the Lambs
Airplane!
Rear Window

What 5 wrestling PPVs do you wish you could have seen live?

Vengance (2001): Seeing Jericho win the Undisputed Championship would have been amazing.
Wrestlemania III: Hogan / Andre and Savage / Steamboat. Need I say more?
No Mercy (1999): The first TLC match.
Wrestlemania X: The HBK / Bret Hart ironman match.
Royal Rumble 1994: If only to hear Owen Hart's "And that's why I kicked your leg out from under your leg" promo.

What are some of your favorite OOWF promos?

TCH at Bitch Mountain Elementary School is one of my all-time favorites, along with Blown Spot bringing Ruth Bader Ginsburg into the D&D / O'Neal and Hansen feud... let's see, what else... the Bus Ride, and IHOP making fun of Moose's "Blood, Honor, Respect, Blood" promos.

So what the hell is Fry sauce?

Fry Sauce is a combination of one part ketchup to two parts mayo with a few added spices that comes out pink and delicious... but it's really only good for putting on fries or burgers.

Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list

I mainly use boobs and rack. Tits was a favorite for a while but I don't really use it anymore.

Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?

The bigger the better (within reason). Cs and Ds, preferably.

On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

Relatively prominent ones are the best, and ones that stick out more than usual when the lady in question is excited are always a bonus.

Do you like game shows?

Love 'em.

What is your favorite?

Jeopardy, with Match Game coming in a close second.

What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?

FF in a revival of Remote Control, or Solly hosting a new Match Game.

What game show would you host?

I'd love to host Jeopardy or Millionaire.

[Byrntrigan]

4. What other sports do you like?
5. Do you participate in any sports?
6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
9. Do you have any siblings?
10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
12. Favorite video game.
13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
15. Do you watch cartoons?
16. What's your favorite cartoon?

[blownspot]

May 4, 2009 17:28:25 GMT -5 Spinch said:

TCH at Bitch Mountain Elementary School is one of my all-time favorites, along with Blown Spot bringing Ruth Bader Ginsburg into the D&D / O'Neal and Hansen feud... let's see, what else... the Bus Ride, and IHOP making fun of Moose's "Blood, Honor, Respect, Blood" promos.

Actually FF brought Ruth Bader Ginsburg to the D&D/O'Neal-Hansen feud.

1. Do you really like bacon THAT much?

I was looking through some of my old posts on OO earlier today and I came across a thread titled "Who's your third favorite wrestler?" which, of course, made me laugh because it's such a random question. I mainly lurk and not ask questions in these Spotlights because Byrnie usually has them all covered. I figured I'd come on here and ask AA the wrestler one. Instead I'll ask you, my D&D stablemate, but to add to the randomness...

2. Who is your 7th favorite wrestler and is he/she possibly the same as your 7th worse?

[Spinch]

What other sports do you like?

I enjoy football and am trying to learn the nuances of baseball.

Do you participate in any sports?

Not unless you count sitting on your ass and playing video games a sport. I'm also starting to get into fishing, if you consider that to be one.

What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?

Tattoos = sexy. A few piercings are hot if they're in the right places.

Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture(s)

I'll get pictures uploaded soon, but I do have a tattoo on each calf... the GEEKIEST TATTOOS KNOWN TO MAN. The right calf has an old DOS command prompt on it, and the left says "/dev/leg". I love 'em... they're unique, in tune with my personality, and I know I won't regret either of them later.

What is your all time favorite wrestling move?

The Muscle Buster.

Do you have any siblings?

One younger brother.

Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?

I never did, but I did put him into a figure four once. That went over well with The Parents.

What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?

This one makes me look like an asshole, but I was the guy that a married woman (an ex of mine) cheated with on a regular basis. It's a long story, but the condensed version is that I was (and am) extremely manipulable, helped support both of them financially for a while, and then the ex threatened to tell her husband that I'd been fucking her if I didn't fuck her. This went on with continued threats of blackmail to her husband, my friends, and my family for about four months before I finally realized how badly I was being used. The story ends with her threatening suicide to me if I didn't talk to her again in the middle of the night, me ignoring her, her coming TO MY GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE where I was living in the middle of the night pounding on the doors and windows demanding that I talk to her, her cutting herself, the police being called, and me getting a civil anti-stalking injunction against her. And after telling this to everyone (minus a few close friends) for the first time, I need a drink.

Favorite video game.

Street Fighter II. I still love it

Arcade game you were best at as a kid?

Probably... Street Fighter II, although I was pretty damn good at Samurai Showdown, too.

Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?

All the time, with the most-uttered being "There is no emoticon for what I am feeling right now!" and "Yar, that'll replace the whale that haunts me nightmares."

Do you watch cartoons?

Yarp.

What's your favorite cartoon?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force (with Animaniacs and The Tick right behind it).

[Spinch]

Actually FF brought Ruth Bader Ginsburg to the D&D/O'Neal-Hansen feud.

Damn me for not checking that!

Do you really like bacon THAT much?

I love bacon, but not enough that it ruins my life. I've actually never eaten a Baconator and I still don't get the Internet at Large™'s fascination with it.

I was looking through some of my old posts on OO earlier today and I came across a thread titled "Who's your third favorite wrestler?" which, of course, made me laugh because it's such a random question. I mainly lurk and not ask questions in these Spotlights because Byrnie usually has them all covered. I figured I'd come on here and ask AA the wrestler one. Instead I'll ask you, my D&D stablemate, but to add to the randomness...

2. Who is your 7th favorite wrestler and is he/she possibly the same as your 7th worse?

My seventh favorite wrestler... The Blue Meanie. Definitely not the same as my seventh worse, though. (That'd be one Marcus Alexander Bagwell.)

[Fire-Babe]

Kirk, Picard, Cisco, or Janeway?

[Byrntrigan]

Damn Spin. With tattoos like that you are most definitely in IT. What exactly do you do?

[Byrntrigan]

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

[Spinch]

Kirk, Picard, Cisco, or Janeway?

Kirk over Picard by a hairsbreadth.

Damn Spin. With tattoos like that you are most definitely in IT. What exactly do you do?

I'm an escalation technician for a digital radiograpy / intra-oral camera company. I deal with angry dentists all day, fixing software problems that the level 1 techs can't fix and showing them how to install and care for the $8000 a pop X-Ray sensors that they bought.

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?

Gimme the silverware, it's Donner Party time.

If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?

I'd grill them with some salt to bring out the best flavor. I'd have to wash it down with a nice hefeweizen or possibly a stout.

Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?

I hit a cat once, but I don't know if it lived or died. I was torn up about it for weeks.

What's your stance on the death penalty?

I'm for it. To paraphrase Ron White, "If you kill someone, we'll kill you right back."

Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

Although at times I've wished for callers to slide backwards down a razor blade into a pool of acid, I've never actually considered hurting someone that badly. Thankfully I have been able to keep my anger under control. The closest I came was with the ex... I was VERY tempted to run over her foot "on accident" but didn't.

[Habs]

May 4, 2009 17:52:38 GMT -5 Spinch said:

And after telling this to everyone (minus a few close friends) for the first time, I need a drink.

So what did you get?

Have you done some traveling? If so where did you go? Favorites? least Favorite?

Got some travel tips?

10 places you want to see before you die (don't go country, like I want to see Australia be more specific, like I want to go see the big red rock in Australia also known as Ayers rock).

Favorite Beer

Favorite drink

Favorite Shot

Discribe your worse hangover.

Do you drink to forget or to remember?

Yoda or Windu?

Boba or Jango Fett?

Thin crust pizza or deep dish?

Your at your office Chrismast party. Do you drink like you were in your usual drinking hole and don't give a damn if you get drunk or do you take it easy cause, you know, it's work and all?

How important is risk management in project management in general?

When will my bathroom renovations be finished so that I can finally move in?

[Spinch]

So what did you get?

A Vodka Collins and a Newcastle (not in that particular order).

Have you done some traveling? If so where did you go? Favorites? least Favorite?

Sadly, I haven't done much traveling at all. I've never even left the US. I'm hoping to change this next year (once my finances are stable), though.

Got some travel tips?

Beware the antique shops in Pigeon Forge, TN. There are some strange characters there. Also be sure that the person sitting your dog (provided you own a dog) doesn't teach them bad habits. Oh! Make SURE that you can drink alcohol before going to New Orleans.

10 places you want to see before you die (don't go country, like I want to see Australia be more specific, like I want to go see the big red rock in Australia also known as Ayers rock).

1. The Smithsonian, Washngton, DC.
2. Oslo, Norway (My great-great grandmother was a Norwegian immigrant and I've always been fascinated by the country)
3. Ryōgoku Kokugikan, Tokyo, Japan (It's been a dream of mine to see an actual Sumo tournament)
4. Yosemite National Park, California
5. Toronto, ON, Canada (I have no idea why, I've just always wanted to go there...)
6. Rome, Italy (Tons of history there...)
7. Essen, Germany (During the SPIEL festival)
8. Denver, CO (As much as I like the Avs and Broncos, I've never been there to see a game)
9. Seattle, WA (Go to the Fish Market, see the Space Needle)
10. Sydney, Australia (See the Opera House, an Aussie Rules football game, and try not to get killed by all of the extremely poisonous stuff down there)

Favorite Beer

Newcastle Brown is my go-to beer, although I do enjoy a Guinness or a Bass now and then. I try to be varied in what I drink.

Favorite drink

Vodka Collins. My favorite used to be Jaeger Bombs, until I had the worst experience ever with 'em.

Favorite Shot

The Red-Headed Slut.

Discribe your worse hangover.

This St. Patrick's day in Savannah, GA. I was able to drink again after some medication prevented me from it for the first time and I overindulged. I put away three gin & tonics, four Guinnesses, four Jello Shots, a screwdriver, two shots of Sambucca, and two shots of Patron. In the drunkenness that ensued, my girlfriend's stepdad decided that we should drive to Orlando and spend the next day at Universal Studios. I thought it was drunken rambling, but we woke up and my hung-over ass got to sit in a car for eight hours while I prayed for my swift and immediate death.

Do you drink to forget or to remember?

I drink to forget.

Yoda or Windu?

Yoda. I would've gone with Windu if he would have said "Hand me my lightsaber. It's the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it.

Boba or Jango Fett?

Boba Fett by a landslide. Fuckin' prequels ruining the mystery of who he was...

Thin crust pizza or deep dish?

Deep dish.

Your at your office Chrismast party. Do you drink like you were in your usual drinking hole and don't give a damn if you get drunk or do you take it easy cause, you know, it's work and all?

I'd take it easy. I wish that I had a Christmas party that involved booze. Bastards.

How important is risk management in project management in general?

Risk management is a necessary aspect of any project, but shouldn't completely quash innovation or improving a process that is flawed.

When will my bathroom renovations be finished so that I can finally move in?

Next Thursday. You heard it here first.

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman's Basement:

1. Dom/Sub/Switch?
2. Floggers: Leather/Suede/Vinyl
3. Cuffs: fur lined/satin lined/bare
4. Safe word?

[Habs]

May 5, 2009 9:55:01 GMT -5 Spinch said:

5. Toronto, ON, Montreal, Qc, Canada (I have no idea why, I've just always wanted to go there...)Because it's way more fun than boring ass Toronto!

Fixed that for you.

When will my bathroom renovations be finished so that I can finally move in?

Next Thursday. You heard it here first. [/quote]
Cool! can't wait!

[Spinch]

Toronto, ON, Montreal, Qc, Canada (I have no idea why, I've just always wanted to go there...)Because it's way more fun than boring ass Toronto!

I'll take your word for it.

Dom/Sub/Switch?

Switch leaning towards Dom.

Floggers: Leather/Suede/Vinyl

Leather.

Cuffs: fur lined/satin lined/bare

Never used them, but satin sounds like the best choice to me.

Safe word?

OKLAHOMA!

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Wouldn't it be nice if your company had someone to deal with the customers so you didn't have to?

[Spinch]

I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE. CAN'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?