[blownspot]

Sop

You just may be the coolest and most interesting person on this board and no one knows it.

Thank you. Being in Berlin on that day was crazy. My idiot roomate kept making moronic Hitler jokes which damn near got us killed (He was drunk). Fortuantely, cooler heads prevailed.

guess I'll ask a question too, what are 3 things that I should do on my cross-country trip that wouldn't be a typical response.

I don't know that I have a nontypical response. I'm not sure how to answer the question. Are you asking me for atypical places to visit, or just stuff you should do?

[salmonjunkie]

I never thought there would be someone else on these boards who dug 4th Ave Jones. Have you ever read about how Ahmad decided to go back to school in his 30s? He went to Long Beach City College, graduated as a valedictorian, and transferred to Stanford last year.

articles.latimes.com/2008/aug/19/local/me-ahmad19

Which was a bigger deal to you? Seeing the Berlin Wall fall down or going to Obama's inaguration?

Do you think Obama's done a good job so far and how do you see this country by the end of his first term?

and to my staples:

What do you do for a living?

Who is your favorite wrestler?

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move? Your pose? Your ring name?

What is your favorite wrestling memory?

What is your least favorite movie of all time?

If you could be any kind of pro athlete, what would you be, what would be your position, and what would be your number?

Your favorite sporting moment?

Your least favorite sporting moment?

Do you have any diseases/ailments?

What is your drink of choice?

What is your drug of choice?

Who's your favorite rapper?

If I were to come out and visit, where would you take me to eat?

Other forums you frequent?

If you could be on a reality show, which one would you be on? Why?

The ice cream truck is coming down the street, and you've got 2 bucks! What ice cream would you get?

[Fire-Babe]

Hi

1. Can we hang out at Obama's second inauguration?

2. I'm coming to visit! Where do we go, what shall we do?

3. three articles of clothing you cannot live without?

4. When will Firewoman be allowed to hang out in the Destroyitarium?

[blownspot]

Quote the raven

Istanbul huh?

This is not in quesiton form, but I'd like to hear more about your trip to my Motherland.

Habs

What company did you keep in Istanbul?

Okay well... here's the thing about that trip. It was an absolute whirlwind of activity... a fucking whirlwind. We only stayed for a day and a half. Again this was part of my Urban Sociolgy class, but not all of us signed up to go. So this trip was a lot more intimate. There were 12 of us, my professor and I being the only two men in the group. The rest were women ranging from average to supermodel gorgeous. No ugly chicks in the bunch, and all available to me *insert evil laugh*. During the day we visited a lot of churches, mosques, synagouges, and bazzars. At night the group split off into smaller sections. The professor stayed at the hotel. Four of the ladies went with me, the rest went out on their own. We hit a number of bars and clubs and I came out of my shell just going with the flow for what was probably the first time in my life. We met up with a local who took us to Beyoglu where we hit a number of bars and clubs, the best being the rooftop of this one club, I forget the name... something with a dog... anyway... the local, his name was isset, izet... something like that, he ended up hitting on the supermodel gorgeous girl. Her name is Jessica. Jessica no likey Isset and she ended up sticking close to me. I had no problem with this, having already deemed her unattainable, and scoring pretty good with the other 3. Isset came on a little too strong and I ended up being with Jessica, finding her more attainable as the night went on. We eventually lost Isset and the other girls and struck out on our own. Later that morning, I woke up in my room which I shared with my professor. I looked over at my professor's bed which was still curiously made up. I turn over and Jessica is lying naked next to me. The last thing I remembered from earlier that night was Jessica paying for our cab ride back and us walking to the hotel. This was the aforementioned drunk sex I had. I remember wishing I could recall it happening. I was staring at her when she woke with a smile on her face. I smiled back and we had breakfast and she apparently was in to me. We ended up dating for the rest of the semester. Her family eventually moved back to the US out in Seattle... and I digress.

Istanbul is huge and I know I didn't get to experience it all. It was a lot like my Singapore trip in that way, and would be higher on my list had we stayed longer.

How cool was my professor? He hears Jessica and I going at it and doesn't disturb us. I thanked him profusely the next day and he never let me forget I owed him one. Hell... I owed him a thousand. I loved my Urban Sociolgy class.

Top ten places you want to go (or go back) and why?

Australia

South Africa

India

Bangkok, Thailand - I've been, but didn't really get to explore that much.

Istanbul, Turkey

La Maddelena, Italy - This is a tiny Island between the Italian island of Sardinia and the French Island of Corsica where my dad and family were stationed for 3 years. I could talk about this place for days... don't get me started.

Corsica - I've been, but didn't get to explore a lot.

London, England - Again been there. Far too short a time.

Athens, Greece - I've been to Greece, but not Athens.

Barbados, Spain - Only spent half a day there.

[Habs]

Urban Sociolgy where do I sing up and when is the trip to Istanbul?

Why is it Istanbul and not Istambul?

[blownspot]

I never thought there would be someone else on these boards who dug 4th Ave Jones. Have you ever read about how Ahmad decided to go back to school in his 30s? He went to Long Beach City College, graduated as a valedictorian, and transferred to Stanford last year.

Do you know how hard it is for an East coast guy like me to find ANYthing 4th Avenu Jones???? I have a cousin who lives in San Diego. He gave me a mix tape years ago with 4th Avenue Jones and Tunnelrats on it. I dug the whole thing and wanted more. My asshole cousin and I had a falling out which cut off my supply. I was fortunate enough to get No Plan B which NO ONE over here has heard of. I am shocked someone else on these boards even knows who 4th Avenue Jones are. Tina and Ahmad are amazing hip-hop artists. I just can't find their shit anywhere.

I haven't read the link yet and did not know that about Ahmad. Do you know if he and Tina Jones are still together?

Which was a bigger deal to you? Seeing the Berlin Wall fall down or going to Obama's inaguration?

As historically significant as Obama's inaguration was, not enough time has passed for me to put it ahead of the Berlin Wall. I'm blessed to have been present for both events.

Do you think Obama's done a good job so far and how do you see this country by the end of his first term?

Yes, if for no other reason than repairing our reputation around the world. I see us pretty much the same as today by the end of Obama's first term. Hopefully things should start to turn by then.

and to my staples:

What do you do for a living?

I am the director of a community center not in my community. I see lots of old people and pre-teens. There is no in between except me and my staff.

Who is your favorite wrestler?
Since you worded your question the way you did I'm going to assume you mean current favorite.... I'll go with Chris Jericho since he is the most well rounded of my batch of favorites.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move? Your pose? Your ring name?
Some sort of submission move. I like Edge's Edgecution, but he doesn't do it anymore, opting for the sharpshooter instead. My ring name would be King. Just King because my real name means king like. It also means a porch, but king-like fits pro-wrestling better.

What is your favorite wrestling memory?
I think I shared this on OO years back. I was in middle school and heard that there would be some pro-wrestlers at our local high school. I begged my mom to take my brother and I and she obliged. It was dark and we were looking for a parking spot. A car had pulled up behind us and being a child, I was looking out the back window of our car and whose face should light up from the red brake lights of our station wagon? None other than one Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

I was through, marking out in the back seat of our car. He smiled and waved at me and I begged my mom to let me out so I could go get his autograph. She did not oblige, which pissed me off to no end, but I was stoked he notcied me.

Not exactly a wrestling memory, but there you go. I've only been to one other wrestling event live and that was a Raw a couple of years back.

What is your least favorite movie of all time?

Wait... I just saw it the other day... god I wish I could remember the name of it...

Well my de facto choice is Keven Costner's The Postman... but I'm sure the movie I'm trying to think of now, was worse than that. Small miracle considering.

If you could be any kind of pro athlete, what would you be, what would be your position, and what would be your number?
Basketball. Point guard. #1. This is fantasy so just know I ain't no good at point guard.

Your favorite sporting moment?
We have an annual tennis tournament in DC called the Legg Mason Clasic. My boss, at the time, back in the late 90's was lucky enough to score tickets and he and I went (We were good friends). This tournament was OWNED by Agassi for a couple of years. We had good seats that year and in the semi-finals it was Andre Agassi vs Ivan Lendl. Now at that time, Lendl was doing these silly commercials for Snapple, which he pronounced "Snap up" with his thick Czech accent. I had had a few beers and was feeling quite silly. Lendl tosses his ball up in the air to serve and I yell "SNAP UP!". Lendl catches the ball, turns toward me, points and smirks. And he actually yells back at me "SNAPPLE!" My boss and I were rolling! There weren't a lot of people there that year, shockingly, given the competors. Agassi looked annoyed.

Your least favorite sporting moment?
Redskins losing to the Cowboys during the Thanksgiving game, a few years back. This had everything to do with the company I kept. Don't ask me to retell the tale.

Do you have any diseases/ailments? I have high blood pressure.

What is your drink of choice?

These days...? B-Relaxed Vitamin Water.

What is your drug of choice?
Sex with my girlfriend.

Who's your favorite rapper?

That's a hard choice. I've been listening to a lot of underground stuff lately. I don't know any of their names but they're awesome. I'm going to go with Black Thought for now.

If I were to come out and visit, where would you take me to eat?
If you like Brazilian food, there is this great Brazilian joint I went to yesterday called Fogo De Cha(Cent)o. Excellent food, great service. If that doesn't float your boat we'd probably hit Jaleo which is a tapas bar. I don't know if they have Jaleo out there were you live. Admittedly Jaleo cusine is still of the latin variety but there is more variety there than at Fogo.


Other forums you frequent?

OO and Puns. That's it.

If you could be on a reality show, which one would you be on? Why?
I don't watch much reality tv so I don't have an informed answer. I'll go with Amazing Race because it looks like fun.

The ice cream truck is coming down the street, and you've got 2 bucks! What ice cream would you get?
Good Humor's Cookies & Cream Ice Cream bar. That or the Chocolate chip Cookie Snack.

[blownspot]

Urban Sociolgy where do I sing up and when is the trip to Istanbul?
I'm thinking the one I took is unique to Professor Morgan and the University of Maryland in Munich Germany. I could be wrong though. I know Professor Morgan is no longer there. I don't think UMD is in Munich anymore either.

Why is it Istanbul and not Istambul?
Um... because it is?


Fire is up next when I get home.

You people have kept me from posting a promo for my match tonight. :-[

[Byrntrigan]

May 13, 2009 15:07:55 GMT -5 Habs said:

Urban Sociolgy where do I sing up and when is the trip to Istanbul?

Why is it Istanbul and not Istambul?

Either way it's not Constaninople.

[Byrntrigan]

32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
33. Why?
34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
35. Would you change your action looking back?

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?
38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?


40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
41. Any funny story associated with it?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

May 13, 2009 16:46:05 GMT -5 blownspot said:

That or the Chocolate chip Cookie Snack.

The Chipwich? Awesome!

What 5 PPVs do you wish you could have seen in person?

What were some of your favorite tv shows growing up?

Where in CA did you live? Would you ever consider moving back?

Favorite character on Family Guy? Favorite "cut away" scene?

Oh and you should definitely watch The Amazing Race. It's more of a game show than reality tv because the people don't have time to mug for the cameras or anything. It's the only quasi-reality tv show I'll watch.

[Fire-Babe]

May 13, 2009 16:50:29 GMT -5 blownspot said:

Fire is up next when I get home.

You people have kept me from posting a promo for my match tonight. :-[

Good gods, post a promo before you answer my silly questions!

[blownspot]

Fire

Hi

Hello.

1. Can we hang out at Obama's second inauguration?
Absolutely.

2. I'm coming to visit! Where do we go, what shall we do?
Oh I don't know. Maybe the DC Segway Night Tour, hitting all the must see sights, assuming you haven't seen them already; The US Capitol Building, The White House, The Smithsonian, Air and Space Museum, Spy Museum, etc. Later on we'd go to Zola's for dinner and drinks, where they serve a great dirty martini. Perhaps we'd bar hop through Adam's Morgan. There's a great rooftop bar there at a blues club called Madam's Organ. We could chill there and plan out a proper feud between Firewoman and Stank, not predicated on blowing up bikes, or spilled Dunkin Donuts coffee.

Uh... what are we going to do with Seamus?


3. three articles of clothing you cannot live without?
I truly hold no such attachment.

4. When will Firewoman be allowed to hang out in the Destroyitarium?
As soon as Spin and Firewoman can express their unrequited love for one another.




Byrnie

32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
It hasn't happened yet.

33. Why?
I've always imagined the one defining moment in my life will happen after I have a child.

34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
Yes.

35. Would you change your action looking back?
Hard to say... maybe.

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes? Nothing serious no. I tied my ex up once. She really liked it.

37. What's the weirdest place you have had sex?
My "in the butt" joke has already been taken, so I'll answer honestly... in the basement storage room of my former job's building.


38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?
My girlfriend has it in her head to put her finger up my ass. That shit is not happening.

40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Too goddamn young.

41. Any funny story associated with it?
No. Sad maybe, but not funny.

[Fire-Babe]

May 13, 2009 20:22:17 GMT -5 blownspot said:

We could chill there and plan out a proper feud between Firewoman and Stank, not predicated on blowing up bikes, or spilled Dunkin Donuts coffee.

You mean, there IS such a thing?

Uh... what are we going to do with Seamus?

Dunno. I suppose he can come along.

4. When will Firewoman be allowed to hang out in the Destroyitarium?
As soon as Spin and Firewoman can express their unrequited love for one another.

Careful. Last time someone made a comment like that, I started calling Attitude Adjuster "baby daddy."

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

How did you get the idea of Stank knowing the SFJ's names? Might we see "5" again?

[Fire-Babe]

Welcome to Firewoman's Dungeon

1. Dom/Sub/Switch?

2. Floggers: Leather/Vinyl/Suede?

3. Handcuffs: Fur-lined/satin-lined/bare?

4. Safe word?

5. Ice cubes or wax?

6. Dress up night for you and the GF. What's the costume?

7. Fetishes tried (I know, but Byrne keeps stealing it)

8. Fetishes not tried, but sure, you'll give it a shot.

9. Fetishes that no way in hell are going to happen

(for reference: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias)

10. How sad is it that now, when I start to type www.wikipedia.org into my browser that particularly link is the first one that pops up to be auto-filled?

[Habs]

May 13, 2009 16:46:05 GMT -5 blownspot said:

Your least favorite sporting moment?
Redskins losing to the Cowboys during the Thanksgiving game, a few years back. This had everything to do with the company I kept. Don't ask me to retell the tale.

Come on, this isn't always easy question. So please retell the tale!

[Byrntrigan]

RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 11 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton?
4. Favorite swear word?
R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?


42. What movie character best describes you?
43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?

[salmonjunkie]

Yeah, No Plan B is a great album. I've only heard that one and another, which I didn't care for too much. Wikipedia says there's been a couple more releases afterwards but I've never seen or heard them.

The article says Tena is his former wife, but I assume they're still together musically.

Also - I love Brazilian food. Especially when they come over with the big meet skewers and cut it in front of you.


Stank was one of my favorite OOWF characters, and I was stoked that Viper got a chance to feud with him for a while (even if Viper was in the losing end of that feud). Would Viper and Stank have made a good tag team?

Describe the hottest girl you've been with.

Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.

Who is your favorite band/artist?

Best concert you’ve ever been to?

Tupac or Biggie?

Bacon or sausage?

Ketchup or mustard?

Where were you born?

Do you own a digital camera?

If so, what is your favorite photo that you've taken with it? Post it.

[blownspot]

Solly

The Chipwich? Awesome!

It is.

What 5 PPVs do you wish you could have seen in person?
Wrestlemania 6 - Hogan vs Warrior
Vengeance 2002 for The Rock/Taker/Angle match
Wrestlewar 89 - For Steamboat/Flair of course
No Way Out 04 - Eddie wins the WWE Title from Brock
Wrestlmania XX - Benoit wins the World title. It was a defining moment in WWE history. Too bad Benoit's other defining moment in WWE history overshadows it.

What were some of your favorite tv shows growing up?

I don't know why a bunch of cartoons are coming to mind right now because I certainly watched more than that but I'll list them anyway.

There used to be a cartoon that came on when I was a wee lad called Mighty Orbots... I loved that cartoon. Others in the bot category;

Gobots
Transformers
Voltron

Yes Saturday mornings used to rule. It was all about the Saturday morning cartoons.

G-Force (Battle of the planets)

There used to be a show called Tarzan and the super 7 which included the cartoons Tarzan Lord of the Jungle, The New(old) Adventures of Batman, The Freedom Force, Superstretch and Microwoman, Manta and Moray, and a show called Web Woman. Oh and there was a live action show which was part of the super 7 called, Jason of Star Command. I watched all of them.

Anything Hanna-Barbera Space Ghost, Herculoids all that stuff

There were a bunch of cheesy live action shows on Saturday mornings like Electric woman and Dyna girl, known for it's catchy theme song and Land of the Lost which is being remade into a movie starring Will Ferrell. I can't wait to see that.

Let's see Sci-Fi... Every Star Trek series. Battlestar Galactica classic. Space 1999 (Ha!) Logan's Run, Six Million Dollar Man, Bionic Woman, Knight Rider, The (Bill Bixby) Incredible Hulk (Whose stories still hold up pretty well, surprisingly.) Manimal (HA!)

There's whole bunch of TV I watched growing up. I couldn't possibly name them all.

Where in CA did you live? Would you ever consider moving back?
We lived in Oceanside for a year, then moved to San Diego and stayed for two more years. I would move back if the right opportunity came along.

Favorite character on Family Guy?
Brian.

Favorite "cut away" scene?
Will Smith and his nice clean rap was fucking hilarious.
So was Robin Boy Wonder.

Oh and you should definitely watch The Amazing Race. It's more of a game show than reality tv because the people don't have time to mug for the cameras or anything. It's the only quasi-reality tv show I'll watch.

I will catch it sometime soon.

[blownspot]

OBJ

How did you get the idea of Stank knowing the SFJ's names? Might we see "5" again?

I thought it amusing that a 6'7" damn near 400lb (at the time) black man could have this phenomenal mojo which made him irresistible to all the SFJs. In order to take advantage Stank learned growing up how to play the game. His black book is full of names and he makes it a point to remember every one.

As far as 5 is concerned. The last we heard She settled down in Canada and got married. So it's not likely we'll hear from her again.

[blownspot]

Fire

Welcome to Firewoman's Dungeon

Oh no. I've been dreading this.

1. Dom/Sub/Switch? Uh...

2. Floggers: Leather/Vinyl/Suede? Um... ....

3. Handcuffs: Fur-lined/satin-lined/bare? This one I can answer... definitely... uh... ...

4. Safe word? Stop.

5. Ice cubes or wax? um... Ice?

6. Dress up night for you and the GF. What's the costume? Hmmm... I'm having difficulty visualizing how this will enhance our sexual experience, but I'm going to suggest it and then let you know what we come up with.

update::: I'm lying here laughing at her. She wants to dress up like a girl scout and bring me cookies!

7. Fetishes tried (I know, but Byrne keeps stealing it) As in my answer to Byrne, I haven't really tried any unless you count light bondage where I tied my girlfriend to the bed once.

8. Fetishes not tried, but sure, you'll give it a shot.
Knismolagnia

9. Fetishes that no way in hell are going to happen
Anything involving rape, animals, soiling, or any other waste product the body produces will not happen.

10. How sad is it that now, when I start to type www.wikipedia.org into my browser that particularly link is the first one that pops up to be auto-filled?
It depends on whether that makes you feel like a wikiphiliac.

[blownspot]

May 14, 2009 8:15:53 GMT -5 Habs said:

May 13, 2009 16:46:05 GMT -5 blownspot said:

Your least favorite sporting moment?
Redskins losing to the Cowboys during the Thanksgiving game, a few years back. This had everything to do with the company I kept. Don't ask me to retell the tale.

Come on, this isn't always easy question. So please retell the tale!

There's nothing to tell really. For some inexplicable reason there are a TON of Cowboy fans in the DC area including most of my friends. They really like to rub it in when the Redskins are down, and in that particular game the refs were letting the Cowboys get away with murder. I expressed my displeasure. My so called friends kept pushing it and it nearly got out of hand. Awful things were said and we ended up not speaking to one another for months afterward.

It's all good now, though. We're back to being friends again.

[blownspot]

Byrne

RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 11 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton?
I've always wondered what this question was about. I think I missed out on something. I have no answer. Are you referring to the spotlights?

4. Favorite swear word?
How the fuck should I know what my fucking favorite fucking swear word fucking is? Fuck.

R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?
A cross between my shoulder blades I suppose.

42. What movie character best describes you?
Calvin Palmer in Babershop

43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
Morpheus. Need I say more?

44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover? No.

45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?No.

46.What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?
Ketchup. The usual... fries, burgers, hotdogs, etc.

[blownspot]

Thai

Stank was one of my favorite OOWF characters, and I was stoked that Viper got a chance to feud with him for a while (even if Viper was in the losing end of that feud). Would Viper and Stank have made a good tag team?

If they could ever get along, sure. I've always enjoyed Viper and Stank's relationship. Some of my best promos involved their interaction. Every now and then I bring Viper back just so he and Stank can jaw at one another. Hell, I don't know. They might be a good tag team even WHILE hating each other. Also to consider, D&D is made up of Stank's former enemies.

Describe the hottest girl you've been with.
Since my girlfriend is sitting at the foot of our bed I'm going to say her.

Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.
*Talking over my laptop screen* Baby, could you step out the room for a second?

Who is your favorite band/artist?
The Roots

Best concert you’ve ever been to?
As far as pure spectacle is concerned, that would have to be the Janet Jackson concert I went to when I was in Munich Germany. There were MILLIONS there. The only other time I have been amongst that many people in one place was Obama's Inauguration.

But my personal favorite... The Roots were in Baltimore a year ago at the Lyric Opera House which is a decent sized venue. There weren't a lot of people there because it wasn't advertised. I just happened to be there with my cousins who know members of a local jazz band who were putting on a free concert. The Roots walked in and the 45 or so of us who were there erupted in cheers, including the members of the band. Well they quickly walked off stage and urged The Roots to play for us. They played a full set. This is when they became my favorite band. I had no idea how versatile they are. You get to see a lot of that on Jimmy Fallon's show.

Tupac or Biggie? Biggie.

Bacon or sausage? Sausage

Ketchup or mustard? Ketchup

Where were you born? Wilmington, NC

Do you own a digital camera? Yes.

If so, what is your favorite photo that you've taken with it? Post it.

My favorite is one I have of my girlfriend, but she won't let me post it. It's not dirty. It's very flattering and she won't let me post it.

My other favorite is one I have of my cousin that I REALLY want to post. I have to ask his permission. The photo makes me laugh every time I see it.

So for now there's this.



I'm telling you people. Go if you've never been.

Oh... and I was kidding about my girlfriend. She is by no means the ugliest girl I've been with. I haven't really been with any ugly girls. I dated an average looking girl once who made up in personality what she lacked in looks.

[Fire-Babe]

May 14, 2009 19:20:54 GMT -5 blownspot said:

6. Dress up night for you and the GF. What's the costume? Hmmm... I'm having difficulty visualizing how this will enhance our sexual experience, but I'm going to suggest it and then let you know what we come up with.

update::: I'm lying here laughing at her. She wants to dress up like a girl scout and bring me cookies!

www.amazon.com/Sexy-Girl-Scout-Cookie/dp/B000UX5QKG

Not my favorite, but just google 'sexy scout.'