[Byrntrigan]

Jun 4, 2009 8:01:31 GMT -5 ALL CAPS said:

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?
You asked all of those already you lazy fuck. I answered them.

You are correct. I apologize. Answer the question as if you were Cory and Ziggy then.

[Byrntrigan]

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?
38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?


40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
41. Any funny story associated with it?

[salmonjunkie]

I visit you in Maryland. Where do we go to hang out, where do we go to drink, and where do we go eat?

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What's your favorite comic strip of all time?
Calvin and Hobbes. Hands down.

What's your favorite comic book character of all time?
I think I said Wolverine earlier... but to be honest, I don't think I really have a "favorite". Like there's no one guy I really identify with or get super-hyped about.

When you first met Cory, what was the first thing about him that you learned about him that you didn't expect?
That he's actually gay.

When you first met Ziggy, what was the first thing about him that you learned about him that you didn't expect?
That he was at my house. Cory tricked him into coming down from NJ to watch a PPV.

Who's your favorite rapper?
Singular? Probably Q-Tip. But as a group, Beasties all the way.

The ice cream truck is coming and you have two dollars! What do you buy?
One of those red white and blue popsicles. Either that or a chipwich.

Drink of choice?
Beer.

Drug of choice?
Recreationally speaking, I've never touched the stuff.

Your favorite band?
That's tough. I've had different favorites depending on what stage of life I'm in. Right now, it's probably a three-way tie between The Police, The Gorillaz, and Cake.

Best live show you've ever seen?
This is another one of those "life-stage" answers... I've gotten really REALLY sick of big-venue shows. I just don't have the patience or energy anymore to wade through a bunch of teen/20-somethings. The one show that sticks out in my mind, where I just had a really great time was seeing Emerson Hart (lead singer of Tonic) at what was no more than a glorified coffee shop with a stage. It was much bigger than "Central Perk" but was still intimate and professionally lit and rigged for sound. It sat about 100 people tops. It was just a really good, relaxed, entertaining show.

What was the inspiration behind starting CornerKicked?
www.cornerkicked.com/blog/about

Your favorite Cheap Heat?



Ever wanted to do a Cheap Heat re: TNA?
I did!

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36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
Aside from a little blindfolding and tie-me-to-the-bedpost stuff early on, nope.

37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?
Her parent's bed. Seriously, that's about as weird as it gets with me.

38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?
My wife was really drunk and puked all over the carpet. I cleaned it up and she was so embarrassed the next day that she said we could do it "in the back of a Volkswagen" if I wanted to. I didn't want to because that's an exit not an entrance and buttsex is gross. Well, with WOMEN, anyway. They already have a hole for that.

40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Early 20s. Don't recall exactly.

41. Any funny story associated with it?
We'd been dating for a few months and it was getting to "that" stage in our relationship and she goes and accidentally slips and twists her knee at work. She had a full leg brace/cast on. We did it anyway.

I visit you in Maryland. Where do we go to hang out, where do we go to drink, and where do we go eat?
Ever been to D.C.? If not we could do that during the day. Maybe hit a Caps/Orioles game depending on the season. Baltimore's Inner Harbor is very touristy. Now that all THAT crap is outta the way, we'd honestly probably go drink the whole time. Now if you want fancy-schmancy, we could go downtown to Little Havana (a cigar bar that's nice as hell), Howl at the Moon (a piano bar that's always a hoot), or any number of drunk-slut-bars in the same area. If you want to just drink and chill, there's a bar in Towson I go to and know the bartenders and we'd get hooked up. It also happens to be across the street from the venue that I think you guys should play in if you do an East Coast tour and hit Baltimore. As far as where we'd go to eat? We'd stay at my house and I'd order a bushel of Crabs and we'd learn ya on how to eat them bitches.

[BTR]

You said the same thing about a bushel of crabs when I visited you the first time and, let me tell you, you definitely know how to hand out crabs.

[OpTard]

when i first visited there were no crabs. not even on your penis

[Byrntrigan]

RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 11 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton?
4. Favorite swear word?
R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?


I ever live my dream of marrying a hot jewish woman, and I convert, what issues do you'd think I'd have now that you know me better?

Would Ziggy accept me at least? If not, would he fuck me?

[Byrntrigan]

42. What movie character best describes you?
43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?


A. Do you cook?
B. If so, what are your favorites to cook? To eat?
186a. Do you like sushi?
187. What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on sushi? Did you like it?
188. Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?
138. What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?

[Byrntrigan]

Did you have fun doing this?

1. What questions did you think you were going to be asked?
2. What is the funniest incident you have been involved with? Scariest incident?
3. If you were convicted of treason, how would you want to be killed? It can be ANY way...
4. What one grammatical / spelling thing I do bothers you the MOST?

39. What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done?
Yella. What questions would you have asked you if you were asking questions?
40. What's the most surprising thing you've learned from these Q&A dealies thus far?
478. What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my award winning showcase ?

.1. I'm coming to visit. What is the best place to eat that is special to your area (that is a area specialty, or shit I ain't getting in Chicago)?
.2. What are we gonna do?

[BTR]

Why don't you become a Red Wings fan?

What's the most interesting "sciencey" thing to you? (meaning evolution or black holes or atmospheres or whatever)

Do you have a scientific hero?

Do you have a reserve or never-explored comic panel/strip idea that you'd like to bring to fruition one day?

The fiancee and I played Scrabble last night and in the same game we both used all of our letters on a word. Impressed?

Why does almost every song by The Police end with an extended repeat of the chorus into a fadeout?

When's the last time you had Five Guys (OMG POSSIBLE GAY JOKE!)

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4. Favorite swear word?
Fuck.

R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?
Cory and Ziggy fucking on my forehead. On my back.

If I ever live my dream of marrying a hot jewish woman, and I convert, what issues do you'd think I'd have now that you know me better?
You smell bad. I'm not jewish, so I don't really know.

Would Ziggy accept me at least? If not, would he fuck me?
No. Yes.

42. What movie character best describes you?
Gimli from Lord of the Rings. It's the beards.

43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
Realistic: Ellie Arroway from Contact. She discovers alien life, and gets to travel the galaxy before anyone else. That would be awesome.

Unrealistic: Han Solo. He's awesome... at least until "Jedi."

44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover? Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
I try not to. I try to get to know people before passing judgement, at least a lot more than most other people I know. There are some stereotypes that I judge immediately, though. Mostly fucking teenagers in movie theaters. And the blacks.

46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?
Honey mustard. Chicken and french fries.

A. Do you cook?
Yep. A little. More than my wife, anyway.

B. If so, what are your favorites to cook? To eat?
Cubed chicken with rice and veggies. I really like grilling fish and veggies, so this time of year is perfect for cooking for me.

186a. Do you like sushi?
Sure. I don't love it or anything, but when it's good it's really good.

187. What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on sushi? Did you like it?
I have no idea. People usually recommend to me what to get and I eat it. Probably nothing weird at all.

188. Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?
Does Ziggy's pussy count? And no... it surprisingly wasn't kosher.

138. What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?
Probably Steamed Maryland Blue Crabs. If you haven't picked and eaten crab, you really should.

Did you have fun doing this?
Absolutely.

1. What questions did you think you were going to be asked?
Well, all of yours, obviously.

2. What is the funniest incident you have been involved with? Scariest incident?
That's really tough. I know a bunch of funny people, so I'm laughing a lot. Scariest? In high school, I went to a state park with a buddy of mine and we climbed out onto some rocky outcroppings. To get down we had to crawl up a rockface that was perfectly navigable for my friend who was a full foot taller than me, but was impossible for me to get up. I was clinging to a rock about 300 feet off the ground and started to slip. My friend was quick enough to lend me a hand, but if he hadn't been, there's a great chance I could have fallen to my death. Awesome.

3. If you were convicted of treason, how would you want to be killed? It can be ANY way...
Fucked to death by Erica Campbell.

4. What one grammatical / spelling thing I do bothers you the MOST?
I've never really paid specific attention to WHAT you do wrong, but I just know that you screw up the english language a lot. If there's a "there/they're/their" to fuck up, I probably hate that the most.

39. What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done?
They are fun, but honestly I was expecting more.

What questions would you have asked you if you were asking questions?
More about art/science/funny shit.

40. What's the most surprising thing you've learned from these Q&A dealies thus far?
That "Firewoman" is her real name, Dev is a 67-year-old war vet, "psychofish" is actually a perfectly sane moose, Moose is actually a man, and G-B has full blown AIDS.

478. What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my award winning showcase
TLDR

.1. I'm coming to visit. What is the best place to eat that is special to your area (that is a area specialty, or shit I ain't getting in Chicago)?
We'd get crabs. In our crotch.

2. What are we gonna do?
Same stuff I told Thai we'd do.

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Why don't you become a Red Wings fan?
I can't watch all of their games. Also, they swept the Caps in the '98 SC Finals, so that kinda stinks. But aside from that, there's nothing stopping me. I was very happy yesterday when they beat the piss out of the Pens. I was actively rooting for them.

What's the most interesting "sciencey" thing to you? (meaning evolution or black holes or atmospheres or whatever)
Evolution is actually kinda boring. It's pretty thoroughly proven as far as scientific theories go (regardless of what Creationists might tell you to the contrary), so there aren't a lot of frontiers left to trailblaze. There'll always be new questions to answer, but that's kinda on lock down. The stuff I really like is large-scale cosmolgy... trying to figure out the physics of the entire universe on scales so impossibly huge our brains can't imagine them. That's where the fringes are right now and it's all largely theoretical and probably will remain that way for a long time.

Do you have a scientific hero?
Reed Richards. Oh, not THAT kind of hero. Two spring to mind... Carl Sagan, who did a lot for popularizing science, rationality and skepticism in my youth, and Neil Degrasse Tyson who is doing similar things right now. I have two of Tyson's books two feet way on my nightstand as I type this.

Do you have a reserve or never-explored comic panel/strip idea that you'd like to bring to fruition one day?
I have about two pages of notes for future CK strips I'd like to do. The next BIG one coming up is a time-travel arc!

The fiancee and I played Scrabble last night and in the same game we both used all of our letters on a word. Impressed?
Two bingos, huh? Good job! During a game of Scrabble I can usually make a bingo on my rack at least twice. Getting it into play is always the challenge.

Why does almost every song by The Police end with an extended repeat of the chorus into a fadeout?
Sting (non wrestler) is like Orton (wrestler), he never knows how to start what he finishes.

When's the last time you had Five Guys (OMG POSSIBLE GAY JOKE!)
Saturday. I also ate a burger that day too!


Oh, and a little help... I have NO idea who to nominate for the next one of these things. Every time i think of a person, i check and see that they've already had a spotlight. So any suggestions would be great.

[Habs]

Jun 7, 2009 23:23:58 GMT -5 ALL CAPS said:

Do you have a reserve or never-explored comic panel/strip idea that you'd like to bring to fruition one day?
I have about two pages of notes for future CK strips I'd like to do. The next BIG one coming up is a time-travel arc!

Please tell me that you'll work Lucky into that one!

[Byrntrigan]

Dashbee is a spotlight virgin.

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Well let's do that then.