[ALL CAPS]

G-B doesn't have a spotlight. Dash needs one.

So here goes!

Where does "G-B" come from?

What are your top five favorite movies and are there any particular reasons why those are your faves?

Who has bigger boobs, Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock?

Please define and describe the socioeconomic role of the peasant in feudal Japan, and their impact on the whole of the Empire at that time. Be specific.

[Mr. Dashbee]

First off, I'm honored. I never get time to come in here, and promise to be as good as possible about it during the showdown. And in future showdowns, too.

Where does "G-B" come from?

It's my first initial dash my last initial. Real original, I know. I signed up for OO on Christmas Eve/Day (2003 I think?) and was not feeling very creative that day. So it's "G" for Greg, "-" for dash, and "B" for Bonessi. Last year's wrestling draft included a promo I had written where Bryan Danielson keeps saying "G-B" in different ways. He used Mister Dashbee at one point, everyone liked it, and it stuck.

What are your top five favorite movies and are there any particular reasons why those are your faves?

Okay, I like heist movies. A lot. But with two kids, I just don't get to see as many movies as I used to. And my favorites in anything constantly change. So here goes (as of today):
1. Ocean's Eleven
2. Serendipity
3. The Italian Job
4. Ocean's Thirteen
5. We'll go with the new Star Trek for now. I really, really liked it.
Again, you ask me tomorrow, it might change. And #2 is that Serendipity, the John Cusack-Kate Beckinsale love story. Call me a pussy, I can't explain it. I love that movie.

Who has bigger boobs, Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock?

According to this site, Roberts takes it on a technicality, 34B to 33B. But the cups are the same, so it's marginal. You said bigger, not better...that would take MUCH more reesarch. but I wouldn't turn any of those 4 boobs away...

Please define and describe the socioeconomic role of the peasant in feudal Japan, and their impact on the whole of the Empire at that time. Be specific.

Well, my crack research staff (me) tells me that peasants made up 88% of the population in feudal Japan. So basically, there were the backbone of society, despite getting routinely shat on. Merchants were originally the lowest form of peasant, and considered to be basically the lowest lifeform around in feudal Japan. Until they changed currencies from rice to actual money. Which the merchants controlled. Money = power in this case, and they had it. So they jumped ahead in the class order, to the point that some Samurai wanted to hang out with them.

So, in summation, peasants were the worker bees. They did all the work, and got none of the credit. The rich got richer and the poor got poorer. The more things change...the more they stay the same, huh?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

How did you find OO/PH?

Since you like heist movies, did you see uhh, Heist? Great cast and you can't go wrong with Mamet.

Your 10 desert island CDs/DVDs?

5 PPVs you wish you could have seen live?

[Habs]

Done some traveling? Top 10 places and why?

Top 10 places you want to see and why?

What did you get for Chrismast that year you signed up?

[Mr. Dashbee]

How did you find OO/PH?[/u]
I read Rick’s stuff online back in the News From Dayton days. I found it in college simply by searching online. I stuck around through WrestleManiacs and into OnlineOnslaught. I hit-up Pun’s House when it was first opened, and thankfully remembered it when OO went down. PH is no longer a house, it’s a home.


Since you like heist movies, did you see uhh, Heist? Great cast and you can't go wrong with Mamet. [/u]
I’ve seen parts of it. It’s on my NetFlix queue, but the wife keeps moving other things ahead of it.

Your 10 desert island CDs/DVDs?[/u]
Let’s see…
DVDs
1. Ocean’s Eleven
2. Ocean’s Twelve
3. Ocean’s Thirteen
4. The Italian Job
5. Serendipity
6. Anchorman
7. ROH Final Battle 2005
8. WWE WrestleMania 21 (just for the greatest match ever wrestled- Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels)
9. SportsNight series
10. Something from the first season of Lost…just because it’d be totally topical
One of these might get replaced with some porn. I would be alone for an awfully long time…

CDs…Jeez, I’ve never actually thought about this…
1. Beastie Boys – Licensed to Ill
2. Garth Brooks – The Hits
3. Bon Jovi – New Jersey
4. Bon Jovi – Bounce
5. Motley Crue – Decade of Decadence
6. Guns-N-Roses – Appetite for Destruction
7. Rage Against The Machine – Battle for Los Angeles
8. Metallica’s black album
9. Wrestling compilation CD
10. Comedy compilation CD

5 PPVs you wish you could have seen live?[/u]
1. WrestleMania III – I can only imagine the atmosphere
2. WrestleMania X-Seven – largely considered the best ever
3. WrestleMania XX – I know things didn’t turn out so well, but the ending with Benoit & Eddy is surreal, and a real watershed moment in wrestling
4. ROH Respect is Earned – I know it was taped, but the vibe in that building was insane
5. WrestleMania XXIV – I had several options here, but it was Flair’s retirement match
As with all lists, things can change at a moment’s notice

[Mr. Dashbee]

Done some traveling? Top 10 places and why?

Not really a world traveler. I've only been out of the country once, and that was to go to Canada. My first child was conceived at Disney World, so that holds a special place. Myrtle Beach is always a favorite. We loved our Arizona vacation so much, we now live here. I don't know if I'll get to 10...
1. Australia - 3 weeks, including the week long train ride across the continent (we're already saving up for this one)
2. Italy - my heritage and all...
3. Japan - cultural fascination
4. Las Vegas - I've been twice, and it keeps getting better. I really want to go there for a UFC PPV, and would love to get booked there someday.
5. Myrtle Beach, SC - great beach, tons of "scenery"
6. A California beach - just for the compairson
7. Blacksburg, VA - that's where I went to college, and I don't get back enough.
8. Wyoming - Why not? I'd like to hang out on a ranch for a little bit.
9. Europe - never been, would love to risk my life at a scocer game
10. Outer space - it's a pretty scary propisition, but I'd imagine you can't even put the experience into words...

Top 10 places you want to see and why?

Okay, so I sort of merged the two lists...my bad.

What did you get for Christmas that year you signed up?

I have absolutely no idea. Knowing us, we probably did something or went someplace and called it a present. I was living in Arizona in grad school at the time. I probably got clothes, a Fossil watch, and maybe a DVD or two.

[Sportsguy]

If you could be any character in the history of movies, who would you be and why?
If you could sleep with any character in the history of movies (Character, NOT actress) who and why?
If you could have front row seats to any sporting event in history, what and why?

[Mr. Dashbee]

If you could be any character in the history of movies, who would you be and why?

Ferris Bueller. He does it all, gets away with it, changes his best friend’s life and gets the girl.

If you could sleep with any character in the history of movies (Character, NOT actress) who and why?[/u]

Jane Smith in Mr. & Mrs. Smith – first off, Angeline Jolie is drop dead hot in this movie. She’s a powerful, in charge woman who is also a legit badass. All of that rolled up into one woman seems to tell me one thing…guaranteed she knows how to work over a cock. Yup, Mrs. Smith for me.

If you could have front row seats to any sporting event in history, what and why?

This is hard. For football, I don’t want front row. I don’t care for basketball. Baseball? I want to sit a little bit back/up for the view (same as football). Pro wrestling isn’t a sport. NASCAR is loud at the track & there’s the possibility of debris. Boxing doesn’t excite me too much, either. So I guess I’ll go with UFC 100. Some great fights, get to be in Vegas, and maybe I can sit near the Octagon girls…

[Sportsguy]

Alright, I'll rephrase, if you could be (in any seats you choose) at any sporting event in history, what and why? Good choices on the other ones by the way.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Superbowl XLI. Giants vs. Patriots. I'm a lifelong Giants fan. Even though it wasn't their first or only championship, they beat the unbeatable Patriots, and did so in dramatic fashion. We had company over for the game, and I hugged everyone in the room (including a little ass squeeze for one of the wife's friends...I was so freakin' happy that I knew I could get away with anything, so I wanted to test it a little).

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Why the Giants?

Have you always lived in Arizona?

What do you do for a living?

What's been your favorite showdown so far and why?

[BC]

Which Punster annoys you the most?

If you could live any celebrity's life for a day, who'd it be?

Last book you read?

Best book you've read?

[Byrntrigan]

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

A. Do you like game shows?
135. What is your favorite?
12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
12.75. What game show would you host?

[Mr. Dashbee]

Why the Giants?

I was born in New York, and lived there until I was 10. When they won that first Superbowl, I
had really started getting into football. So…local team + new fan + Superbowl champs = me as a lifetime fan. Same deal with the Mets.

Have you always lived in Arizona?

Nope. I was born in New York. My parents divorced when I was 1, and I think my mom always wanted to get out. It took 9 more years, as we moved to Virginia when I was 10. I lived there for 15 years, moving to Arizona in 2002 to go to grad school at ASU. I finished up a semester early, and took a job at UConn, where I was for 2 ½ years. Then we moved back to Arizona, built a house and the market tanked. We’re not in horrible shape, but we’re not moving anytime soon. So…NY to VA to AZ to CT to AZ. As an adult, I’ve moved across the country three times.

What do you do for a living?

I work for an insurance company. We’re not supposed to mention the name in this type of setting, but we’re known for being “forward thinking” and our current mascot/spokesperson is known to “go with the flow.” If you can’t figure that out, PM me. I won’t answer the question, but I will tell you that you’re stupid! (Kidding…I’d answer the question.)

What's been your favorite showdown so far and why?

First wrestling draft felt like a breakout performance for yours truly, but it didn’t actually have a showdown. TV was painful, which is why I took movies off. I learned a ton in the Super Team draft. Music festival was fun, and SuperGroup will always be special since it’s the one I run…and the Gator Draft was downright hilarious. I look forward to that one next year. I think TV was painful because wrestling burned me out. I will always look forward to wrestling each year. If you told me I could only do one, I’d do wrestling and run SuperGroup (but not participate). It’s a really hard call. So let’s just say…FOOD DRAFT!

And that paragraph doesn’t even take into account the showdowns not linked to drafts, which were fun to follow…especially the comedy showdown and the Punster OTY showdown.

Which Punster annoys you the most?[/i]

This one is tough, basically because for each annoying quality someone has, they have a redeeming one. I never mentioned it, but I’m pretty sure Dev made up Darling Man in the OOWF just to fuck with the angle I was running with Tommy, all because I fucked up a promo and made it seem like I had joined Run DEA. Even though I made it right, the Darling Man shit continued, but it resolved itself quickly. Maybe Dev? Serge can get on my nerves, but the man is one hell of a hard worker when motivated, and did some great stuff with the 12 Pack (as did Demko). Lucky can get annoying with his opinions, but I have to respect that he’s an equal opinion sharer. And he does a TON around here, and you have to love him for that. SO we’re all basically a band of misfits, each with our faults and redeeming qualities. So…UltimateJobber because his mother is a whore!

If you could live any celebrity's life for a day, who'd it be?[/i]

Justin Timberlake. I want to know what it’s like to have talent pouring out of your ears, to the level that you can do anything--and I mean anything--you set your mind to. Plus, I want to be able to walk into a room knowing I could bang every single woman in it.

Last book you read?[/i]

Total Access by Rich Eisen

Best book you've read?[/i]

Mick Foley’s first book. Flair’s was great as well. I have to warn you, I’m not much of a reader, I’ve probably read 10 books in the last 10 years.

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favorite euphemism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list[/i]

My favorite euphemism for Boobies is in fact Boobies. Definitely boobies. When I do a sound check for a wrestling show or a voice over taping, the word boobies is always involved. It’s fun to say, and it represents something very wonderful.

2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?[/i]

I prefer my cock to be large. OH WAIT…you’re talking about boobies, huh? I like them to be proportional. Meaning, if you look at a woman, there is a range of bra size that is proportional. The ideal size from there would be the top of the range. But some women wouldn’t even be right with that. Take Dev’s favorite, Lacey. If she were at the top of the boobie range for her frame, it’d be strange. Her partner Rain, on the other hand, is at the top of her boobie range, and is damn near the perfect woman in my opinion. I’d kill my wife and kids and hang myself for one night with Rain.

What? Too soon?

3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.[/i]

Sensitive. This is a serious answer. I want her to have very sensitive nipples. Why? I wasn’t breast fed as a kid. So for me, nipples serve no real purpose outside of foreplay and sensation. From the first time I put my lips & tongue on a nipple to just earlier tonight, I’ve loved having boobies in my mouth. So if they’re super sensitive, she’ll love it, too. And that’s a win-win. And that’s what foreplay and sex is all about, kids.

A. Do you like game shows?[/i]
No…I love them. They’re the original Reality TV shows. I remember watching the first season of Survivor, thinking “It’s just a game show. YOU’RE PLAYING A FUCKING GAME, PEOPLE!”

135. What is your favorite?[/i]

Match Game. God I love having GSN.

12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?[/i]

Well, assuming I can’t pick myself (based on my on-stage experience with comedy & wrestling), I’d have to say Thai (based on his on-stage experience). I’d give Thai one of the dating shows.

12.75. What game show would you host?[/i]

The Price is Right. It would allow me to use my improv experience. But if I were to take over a show tomorrow, I’d actually want Wheel of Fortune. Host that, and you’re set for life. Plus, it comes complete with its own piece of ass.

[DevSop]

So, even though I drafted you in last year's wrestler draft, I'm the most annoying person. See if I draft you this year to work with NAMEDROP.

You're still just mad that I took Poker off the table in the TV Draft, aren't you?

[DevSop]

And Lacey isn't my favorite. She's close. NAMEDROP is my all-time favorite. Mickie and Melissa are my current faves. Lacey is high on the list though.

On that note, how did you get started in the wrestling biz? Any gossip you can share about who's fun to work with, who's a dick, who's a whore? Who do you think is the most underrated person on the indies? Overrated? Who should have a contract with the major 2 that doesn't? Why is Adam Pearce such a horrendous booker?

[creepy]

If you had to Benoit your family/self with no explanation or shoot every professional Hockey player in the head, which would you choose?



You have to put a strap-on on and fuck Eddie Vedder and then suck him off or take it in the ass from an Eddie Vedder strap-on attack and then he sucks you off. Choose one.



You have to fuck a wild animal or watch a wild animal rape your wife. They do not want to be banged and will cause you
harm. Let's say it's a reindeer.

[Mr. Dashbee]

So, even though I drafted you in last year's wrestler draft, I'm the most annoying person. See if I draft you this year to work with NAMEDROP.[/i]
But you’re not. I really don’t have one. You entertain me, and I was going to vote for you in the famous Dev vs. Punker match solely because you cause issues that are entertaining around here. We also share the same tastes in wrestling, so if I still lived out east, we’d probably be hanging out before/during/after ROH shows by now.

And I don’t care about name drops in here. I just realized/remembered who your favorite is...for the sake of namedropping…we’ll call her Rebecca. And in no way would I ever turn her away. But if I were forced to pick between her and, we'll call her Bonnie, I’d pick Bonnie. Again, it’s a total win-win.

You're still just mad that I took Poker off the table in the TV Draft, aren't you?[/i]
Nope. Think about it. If I were able to draft the World Poker tour, I still would have lost in the first round. Instead I made a post that is now in the hall of fame. It worked out for me.

On that note, how did you get started in the wrestling biz?[/u]
When I worked at UConn, there was an older student who ran the guerilla position at some ROH events in NJ. I ran into him at the 4 Year Anniversary in Edison. He was an asshole and a jerkoff. I figured if he could do it, why couldn’t I? At that point, I knew I was moving to Arizona, so I contacted the local promotion that looked like they knew what they were doing and offered my help. I would have done anything for free, just to be around it. I offered to work the door, work the merch table, whatever. In talking, they found out that I had done some stand-up and some emceeing. The night I met with them, their ring announcer walked up to the table to tell them he had to quit. They looked at me and said “Think you can ring announce?” The promotion stopped putting on shows and morphed into a production company, so I started doing voice over commentary, and was relegated to third string ring announcing (they didn’t like me very much at first). I took over announcing duties for a while, but they came up with the idea to make me a figurehead. I don’t talk about much on here, simply because the industry is still sour on the internet. But we’ve been running the angle for like 4 shows now, and I’m already the biggest heel in the company.

Any gossip you can share about who's fun to work with, who's a dick, who's a whore?[/i]
I wish I could share. I don’t know much, either, but there is always some dirt in any lockerroom. Mostly people you’ve never heard of, though. But it got me in trouble OOver there, and they were nice enough to delete the threads for me.

Who do you think is the most underrated person on the indies? Overrated? Who should have a contract with the major 2 that doesn't? Why is Adam Pearce such a horrendous booker?[/i]
--Underrated – Kenny Omega. That guy should be the next Tyler Black in ROH.
--Overrated? Chris Hero, I guess. I’m probably missing someone and will kick myself later.
--Contract? Bryan Danielson, hands down. The WWE should move all the small guys to ECW, give them 2 hours and bring back the Cruiserweight title. And sign Danielson to be a part of it.
--Pearce? Is he really a horrendous booker? Gabe was going to put the belt on Tyler Black at Final Battle 2008. Just like he did with Homicide in 2006. Gabe was becoming predictable, in a bad way. I’m not sure if Pearce picks the talent, or if Cary does. That’s the issue. It’s the same ROH, minus the spotfests. Spotfests had their place on the show. Ruckus & Jigsaw should have stayed around, they added a nice spark to things, regardless if they were going to win any titles. They added The Young Bucks, which is a good move. But with the financial problems and the move to TV, I don’t think it would have been that different if Gabe had stayed on. On a side note, I announced an NWA show where Pearce wrestled. And he was one of the nicest people I have ever met. He gave me some great compliments on my ring announcing, offered one suggestion. And he even timed the piss I took after the show and said he thought it was a world record. Just a genuinely nice guy.

If you had to Benoit your family/self with no explanation or shoot every professional Hockey player in the head, which would you choose?[/i]
I know the utilitarian thing would be to off the family & me versus a mini genocide of hockey players. But I loves me some family. Bye bye NHL.

You have to put a strap-on on and fuck Eddie Vedder and then suck him off or take it in the ass from an Eddie Vedder strap-on attack and then he sucks you off. Choose one.[/i]
So basically I’m picking between taking it in the ass or sucking his cock? I’d probably take it and get the blowjob. And then break his neck like I once saw on Oz.

You have to fuck a wild animal or watch a wild animal rape your wife. They do not want to be banged and will cause you harm. Let's say it's a reindeer.[/i]
The animal would likely kill the wife, and the kids need their Mommy. So reindeer? BRING IT!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Favorite Giants memory (besides the most recent SB win)? Why?

Worst? Why?

Favorite Mets memory? Why?

Worst? Why?

Who would be in your all-time Giants and Mets team?

What do you like best about living in Arizona? Do you miss the East Coast at all?

[Byrntrigan]

I'd be interested in your opinion on who at PH would work well personality wise in Wrestling?

What type of wrestler, ring personality, or what they'd do if not a wrestler.

Why would you make me Champion? ;D

[DevSop]

Jun 9, 2009 3:56:47 GMT -5 creepy said:

If you had to Benoit your family/self with no explanation or shoot every professional Hockey player in the head, which would you choose?



You have to put a strap-on on and fuck Eddie Vedder and then suck him off or take it in the ass from an Eddie Vedder strap-on attack and then he sucks you off. Choose one.



You have to fuck a wild animal or watch a wild animal rape your wife. They do not want to be banged and will cause you
harm. Let's say it's a reindeer.

You have issues. Please seek immediate help.

[Byrntrigan]

That's our Creepy... ;D

[Habs]

Do you like fishing?

Biggest fish you ever caught?

Where in Canada did you go?

Beer of choice?

When you attack an all you can eat buffet, do you have a plan?

Where did you stay in Vegas?

Did you win and get a new pair of shoes?

Can you believe it's not butter?

Who came first, the chicken or the egg? Why do you think so?

Dogs or cats? Why?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

You really enjoyed Ocean 12 that much (11 and 13 I get, but 12...).

[Ultimatejobber]

Jun 9, 2009 1:38:55 GMT -5 Mr. Dashbee said:

Which Punster annoys you the most?

[/i]

So…UltimateJobber because his mother is a whore!
[/quote]

Which reminds me...you owe me money dash.

[BC]

Whre in VA did you live?