[Eric O'Mac]

Religion of choice? Why?

Pick 4 others to complete your Puns House Final Table at the World Series of Poker.

Do you golf? Do you play any other competitive sports?

Is any school system in your area need a P.E. teacher or a middle school math teacher?

Yoohoo, Gatorade, or water?

[Mr. Dashbee]

Just a quick FYI...work has been sort of busy today. Well, just as busy as yesterday, but I seem more motivated to work today. I also have to do commentary for the wrestling show tonight. But I WILL get to these questions by tomorrow night, so keep 'em coming, please. This is actually pretty fun.

[Ultimatejobber]

Whatever dude, nobody likes you.

[Byrntrigan]

4. What other sports do you like?
5. Do you participate in any sports?
6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
9. Do you have any siblings?
10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
12. Favorite video game.
13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
15. Do you watch cartoons?
16. What's your favorite cartoon?

[Byrntrigan]

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

[Byrntrigan]

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
24. Who won?
25. Did you cry afterwards?
26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
30. Why?

[Mr. Dashbee]

Favorite Giants memory (besides the most recent SB win)? Why?
I’d have two. The first is seeing NYG vs. AZ in Arizona in 2001, when we came here for vacation. It was my first live NFL game. Second is the playoff game against Philly where Tiki cried. Why? TIKI CRIED!

Worst? Why?
Superbowl vs. The Ravens

Favorite Mets memory? Why?
86 World Series – much the Giants early SB win, this is when I got into baseball, and my hometown team won the World Series.

Worst? Why?
Anthony Wright (I think?) losing his forst 20 starts in the same season. Definitely a low point.

Who would be in your all-time Giants and Mets team?
In all honesty, I’m not that kind of fan.

What do you like best about living in Arizona? Do you miss the East Coast at all?
The weather. The whole “dry heat” thing is in fact true, but it takes about 18 months to get acclimated. Plus, 9-10 months of bikinis. I do miss the East Coast, I don't get back there enough.

I'd be interested in your opinion on who at PH would work well personality wise in Wrestling?
This is hard, because the OOWF people stand out. But I’d have to say Dev, Punker, and Eco.

What type of wrestler, ring personality, or what they'd do if not a wrestler.
Dev would be one of the Darlings. Rich kid who expects it to all get handed to him. Punker would be Val Venis 2.0, taken to a completely different level. Eco would be a funnier Batista.

Why would you make me Champion?
Because it’d be the first time a jobber level guy held the big belt!

Do you like fishing?
Yes. I used to fish a lot in middle school, I don’t do t much anymore.

Biggest fish you ever caught?
I don’t know the size, but it was a really big catfish. I ate it.

Where in Canada did you go?
Montreal. It was a lot of fun, especially touring the Olympic Stadium.

Beer of choice?
Miller Light. I’m easy to please.

When you attack an all you can eat buffet, do you have a plan?
Nope. But I might map something out next tine, thanks to this question.

Where did you stay in Vegas?
Staed in the Excalibur the first time, the Sahara the second. Prefer the Excalibur for the proximity.

Did you win and get a new pair of shoes?
I didn’t win in Vegas. I’ve had good luck in Atlantic City & Laughlin, though.

Can you believe it's not butter?
Nah, I can believe it.

Who came first, the chicken or the egg? Why do you think so?
No fucking clue. The chicken is probably some sick mutation of two different animals we never even knew existed, so I’ll go with chicken.

Dogs or cats? Why?
Dogs. The whole happy to see me thing. I have allergies, so both aren’t an option.

Star Wars or Star Trek?
Wars. I love both, especially the recent Star Trek movie. But I grew up on Wars.

You really enjoyed Ocean 12 that much (11 and 13 I get, but 12...).
I did. I view all three movies as separate entities, so I don’t compare them. Once you do that, you can really enjoy all three of them more.

Where in VA did you live?
Chesterfield. I went to Manchester High School.

Religion of choice? Why?
Born Catholic, was vice president of the Baptist Student Union in college…but I’m really just a Christian.

Pick 4 others to complete your Puns House Final Table at the World Series of Poker.
Punker—I’d imagine he makes great remarks
Lucky—So he can criticize the moves I make because they don’t follow “proper & accepted poker strategy”
Pun – it IS his board
Firewoman – we needs a lady at the table

Do you golf? Do you play any other competitive sports?
No on golf. I played high school football (LB, DE, Small Guard, TE), and wrestled in high school as well. I also did Academic Trivia, was a Powder Puff football cheerleader, and was in the play.

Is any school system in your area need a P.E. teacher or a middle school math teacher?
Probably. Are you open to moving?

Yoohoo, Gatorade, or water?
Gatorade and water

4. What other sports do you like?
MMA, Beach Volleyball

5. Do you participate in any sports?
Not currently…look up the list to see what I played in high school.

6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
I like them, but they’re not for me. I had the left ear pierced, but it’s closed up now. The old people in this country need to lighten up. In 40 years, CEOs will have tattoos and piercings.

7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
No.

8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
The Hart Attack by The Hart Foundation

9. Do you have any siblings?
I have a 40 year old sister and a 22 year old step-brother.

10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
Yes, on by step brother. Mostly body slams.

11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations)?
I banged my buddy’s girl friend in high school. In his kitchen.

12. Favorite video game.
I’m old school. Super Mario Brothers Prime.

13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
Pinball.

14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
Yes, I use “Jerkass!” almost daily.

15. Do you watch cartoons?
Yes. I’m a big Simpsons fan. I have a 3 year old son, so I see a ton of kids cartoons (Dora, Diego, Little Einsteins, Wow Wow Wubbzy, etc.)

16. What's your favorite cartoon?
He-Man as a kid.

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
I’d probably eat the human.

16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
Fried? It wouldn’t taste as bad. After I eat human, I’ll probably need a shot of whiskey!

17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
I ran over a squirrel. That’s about it.

18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
If they’re guilty…take them from the witness stand to the electric chair. Jails are overcrowded, and now that I have kids I care more about the amount of taxes I pay.

19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.
Nah, I’m a lover, not a fighter.

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
I never did. Not that I remember.

20. Ever had a threesome?
No. But a guy can dream…

21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
Oh, I tried, plenty of times in high school. I never succeeded, though.

22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?
Yes, and yes. I also screwed a drunk chick while I was sober. Screwed her again when she was sober, too. That makes it less bad, right?

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Yes. I got into three fights with a kid named Troy in middle school. I went 1-1-1 with him. But I kicked his ass in the fight that happened IN school, and the most people saw that one.

24. Who won?
See above…

25. Did you cry afterwards?
I did…I knew I was in trouble.

26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
Nope.

29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
Mike Tyson.

30. Why?
Because I’d probably get a huge payday. And what if I won? Fame & fortune!

[Eric O'Mac]

Am I open to moving? Probably not at this point. But it's nice to keep options open, right?

[Mr. Dashbee]

Jun 11, 2009 8:14:17 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

Am I open to moving? Probably not at this point. But it's nice to keep options open, right?

Indeed. My wife's school system didn't lay off any teachers, but did cut money from other areas. Other systems around here did cut teachers. I don't know how it is there, but here they cut teachers, get the budget approved, then hire new/old teachers and go over the budget. It happens every year.

[Byrntrigan]

27. What was the first thing you told your first child after they were born?
28. Did you cut the umbillical cords of your kids?

32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
33. Why?
34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
35. Would you change your action looking back?

[Byrntrigan]

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?
38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?


40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
41. Any funny story associated with it?

[Byrntrigan]

RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 11 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton?
4. Favorite swear word?
R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?


42. What movie character best describes you?
43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?


A. Do you cook?
B. If so, what are your favorites to cook? To eat?
186a. Do you like sushi?
187. What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on sushi? Did you like it?
188. Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?
138. What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?

[Byrntrigan]

1. What questions did you think you were going to be asked?
2. What is the funniest incident you have been involved with? Scariest incident?
3. If you were convicted of treason, how would you want to be killed? It can be ANY way...
4. What one grammatical / spelling thing I do bothers you the MOST?

39. What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done?
Yella. What questions would you have asked you if you were asking questions?
40. What's the most surprising thing you've learned from these Q&A dealies thus far?
478. What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my award winning showcase ?

.1. I'm coming to visit. What is the best place to eat that is special to your area (that is a area specialty, or shit I ain't getting in Chicago)?
.2. What are we gonna do?

Did you have fun doing this?

Do you know who you are gonna pick?

[Byrntrigan]

Have you though about bringing back the 12 Pack ever?

[Lucky]

Jun 11, 2009 1:35:24 GMT -5 Mr. Dashbee said:

Pick 4 others to complete your Puns House Final Table at the World Series of Poker.
Lucky—So he can criticize the moves I make because they don’t follow “proper & accepted poker strategy”

All to get in your head!

[punk/core]

Good pick on having me at your poker table. I suck and you'd take all my money.


My staples--

You can go back in time and do anyone from history-- who?

You can rip out and eat the heart of anyone today, gaining all their powers-- who?

[Mr. Dashbee]

Holy shit I got a ton yesterday. I'll work on them today/tonight. But I will get the ball rolling on the next one...

[Batman]

So. Why insurance? What did you want to be as a kid?