[Byrntrigan]

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
24. Who won?
25. Did you cry afterwards?
26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
30. Why?

[salmonjunkie]

Who is your favorite wrestler?

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move? Your pose? Your ring name?

What is your favorite wrestling memory?

What is your least favorite movie of all time?

If you could be any kind of pro athlete, what would you be, what would be your position, and what would be your number?

Your favorite sporting moment?

Your least favorite sporting moment?

Do you have any diseases/ailments?

What is your drink of choice?

What is your drug of choice?

Who's your favorite rapper?

If I were to come out and visit, where would you take me to eat?

Other forums you frequent?

If you could be on a reality show, which one would you be on? Why?

The ice cream truck is coming down the street, and you've got 2 bucks! What ice cream would you get?

Describe the hottest girl you've been with.

Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.

Who is your favorite band/artist?

Best concert you’ve ever been to?

Do you own a digital camera?

If so, what is your favorite photo that you've taken with it? Post it.

[BFG]

What's the worst leafs moment for you?
As much as the LA series hurt....the entire team mailing it in vs Vancouver left more of an impact. It pretty much killed Potvin's career too.

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
Eat the other humans alive.

16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
With fire...and I don't eat and drink.

17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
I've killed a couple of bats...and some fish. But they don't have any feelings so it's all good.

18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
Growing up in Ontario when the Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka story was a big deal, I think some people need to be chained in the middle of a soccer field and left to whatever justice the town sees fit.

19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.
Yup.

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
Not really. My oldest friend came out at a pretty young age and I never really considered myself as anything but straight. Although I sometimes empathize with my gay friends to the point where a few chicks I've asked out were surprised.

20. Ever had a threesome?
Not completely, no.

21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
Yes...I've taped a couple of female friends making out thanks to my powers of persuasion, ie. booze.

22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?
Nope.

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Many times when younger...fewer as an adult.

24. Who won?
Most of the time me, but a lot of the fights when I was young got broken up.

25. Did you cry afterwards?
I've cried during a fight. Getting a hockey stick broken over your back hurts like hell.

26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
I've gone to a couple of karate classes, but I have double jointed shoulders so when people try things on me I never get what the big deal is. My arms twist way too much.

29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
Chris Benoit

30. Why?
I liked it better when I enjoyed wrestling.

[BFG]

Who is your favorite wrestler?
Right now? Jericho I guess.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move? Your pose? Your ring name?
Sharpshooter.

What is your favorite wrestling memory?
Bret winning the belt at Wrestlemania X.

What is your least favorite movie of all time?
How To Lose A guy In 10 Days.

If you could be any kind of pro athlete, what would you be, what would be your position, and what would be your number?
Playing in the NBA, point guard, number 13.

Your favorite sporting moment?


Your least favorite sporting moment?
Single moment...Hasek beating Canada in the shoot out.

Do you have any diseases/ailments?
I'm allergic to alcohol based perfumes and colognes

What is your drink of choice?
JD and Coke

What is your drug of choice?
Drugs are bad, m'kay

Who's your favorite rapper?
MCA from the Beastie Boys I guess

If I were to come out and visit, where would you take me to eat?
Friday Knight Lights..it's a sports bar down town. I haven't really taken advantage of a lot of the better places to eat in London.

Other forums you frequent?
Just pun's and OO...although I think some of the folks here would get a kick out of the phun.org forums for some NSFW fun. Don't go there any more, but it use to be a good resource.

If you could be on a reality show, which one would you be on? Why?
Is there one where people learn to cook? If so, that one so I can have more things to make.

The ice cream truck is coming down the street, and you've got 2 bucks! What ice cream would you get?
Drumstick unless they have Reese Peanut Butter Cup Bars

Describe the hottest girl you've been with.
Possible asterisk needed, but imagine if Katie Holmes had a rack a little too big for her body.

Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.
You know the girl who'd be super hit f she lost weight and none of it came of the top?

Who is your favorite band/artist?
Right now? U2

Best concert you’ve ever been to?
Primus/Incubus...I mooned Primus which was kinda fun.

Do you own a digital camera?
Yup. Oddly enough, a pretty crappy one.

If so, what is your favorite photo that you've taken with it? Post it.

Not so serious pic...



More serious pic...

[The Canadian Content]

Jul 7, 2009 21:54:28 GMT -5 BFG said:

If I were to come out and visit, where would you take me to eat?
Friday Knight Lights..it's a sports bar down town. I haven't really taken advantage of a lot of the better places to eat in London.

If it's still there, Garlics is a great little place on Richmond, just north of Queen, I think. Also on Richmond, The Mongolian Grill is a must.

[Byrntrigan]

32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
33. Why?
34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
35. Would you change your action looking back?

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?
38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?


40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
41. Any funny story associated with it?


Also, please elaborate on how you"not completely" had a threesome.

[BFG]

32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
I ruptured my spleen when I was 6.

33. Why?
I was dead for a couple of minutes. Add that to the fact that Canada was going through issues with tainted blood and I ended up having bunch of test people that young don't normally go through (HIV and the like)....yeah, pretty damn important to shaping who I am.

Hell, any time I don't wear a shirt I reminded by the scar down my stomach.


34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
Lots of things. Mostly I feel bad about anytime I've taken advantage of friends.

35. Would you change your action looking back?
Probably not. If my life is a string of events I'd hate to take away all the good to avid a few bad moments.

I'm changing the order of the next few questions so it'll make more sense.

40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Either 19, 20, or never depending on your personal beliefs.

I still consider myself a virgin, and have up to recently answered the question that way.

However I have some religious friends who don't agree with the notion you can do "other" things and still be a virgin. Oddly enough a couple of my gay friends agree with this thinking. So basically if you accept the Bill Clinton/South Park line of things you can do and stay a virgin, then I'm a virgin.


38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused?
Vaginal intercourse.

Why?
Lack of love and being paranoid in general. Part of me is very fond of the notion of sex and love being linked. Plus the whole std testing at a ridiculously young age has made me way to cautious.


36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
I've been tied up while having "other" sex acts performed on me. I've also tied up girls (details below) while returning the favor.

37. What's the weirdest place you have had sex?

Depending on if you think I've ad sex then either nowhere or a stairwell of an apartment building.


Also, please elaborate on how you"not completely" had a threesome.

A 3some is not complete unless you fuck both chicks. So now matter how naked we all were, or what acts were performed, it wasn't complete. Still fun though.

[Byrntrigan]

The fact that the act has the word sex in it (in my mind) makes it count.

So feel free to tell me to go fuck off, but since you brought it up, are you saving yourself for marriage, or just scared of STD's because of your operation as a child?

Hey, at least you know boobs don't feel like bags of sand. ;D

[Byrntrigan]

RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 11 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton?
4. Favorite swear word?
R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?


44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?


A. Do you cook?
B. If so, what are your favorites to cook? To eat?
186a. Do you like sushi?
187. What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on sushi? Did you like it?
188. Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?
138. What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?

[Evil Scotty]

How long have you been into paint ball?
Do you play on a team?
if so where and what league do you play in?
what is your favorite gun?
Have you ever used a paint grenade?

[BFG]

So feel free to tell me to go fuck off, but since you brought it up, are you saving yourself for marriage, or just scared of STD's because of your operation as a child?

Don't believe in marriage, just never been in love.

RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 11 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton?
Not much was surprising outside the fact that Fire needs serious help.

4. Favorite swear word?
Fuck.

R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?
I don't get it because there's nothing I feel strongly enough about to want it inked on my body. I mean the Green Lantern logo is cool, but I'm happy with the t-shirt.

44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
Yes.

45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
Not really. I just make sure I'm open to a person changing my initial opinion.

46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?
Homemade relish on a hamburger.

A. Do you cook?
I live by myself and do need to eat every now and then, so yes.

B. If so, what are your favorites to cook? To eat?
I make a decent lasagna. My favorite thing to eat is pumpkin pie.

186a. Do you like sushi?
Nope.

187. What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on sushi? Did you like it?
Not sure what it was. I was young, I puked, end of that.

188. Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?
Reindeer burgers on Christmas eve. Rudolph was yummy.

138. What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?
I'm shocked that some people have never had poutine.Other then that I don't eat anything too odd. Outside of reindeer burgers.

How long have you been into paint ball?
Do you play on a team?
if so where and what league do you play in?
what is your favorite gun?
Have you ever used a paint grenade?

I'm not in to paintball. The picture was taken at a party as practical joke about the "boss" breaking up the party.

[BFG]

BTW...who hasn't done one of these things yet? Send me a message if you want to do it or know somebody who does.

[Byrntrigan]

Just so you know Scotty hasn't gone yet.

Oh...

1. What questions did you think you were going to be asked?
2. What is the funniest incident you have been involved with? Scariest incident?
3. If you were convicted of treason, how would you want to be killed? It can be ANY way...
4. What one grammatical / spelling thing I do bothers you the MOST?

39. What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done?
Yella. What questions would you have asked you if you were asking questions?
40. What's the most surprising thing you've learned from these Q&A dealies thus far?
478. What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my award winning showcase ?

.1. I'm coming to visit. What is the best place to eat that is special to your area (that is a area specialty, or shit I ain't getting in Chicago)?
.2. What are we gonna do?

[BFG]

Just so you know Scotty hasn't gone yet.
Which one is Scotty?


1. What questions did you think you were going to be asked?
The desert island ones and the sex ones.

2. What is the funniest incident you have been involved with? Scariest incident?
Funniest would be performing a blue angel, and then having a friend crap his pants while attempting to match the feet.

Scariest would be being dead for a while during my surgery.

3. If you were convicted of treason, how would you want to be killed? It can be ANY way...
By having all bodily fluids sucks out by Megan Fox. You did say ANY way.

4. What one grammatical / spelling thing I do bothers you the MOST?
I'm the maser of the three dots...so nothing really.

39. What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done?
Yella. What questions would you have asked you if you were asking questions?
Pretty tame. But then traffic on the board is down during the summer. Plus, I'm not that interesting.

And why would I give people a question to ask me?

40. What's the most surprising thing you've learned from these Q&A dealies thus far?
Didn't I answer that all ready? Firewomen needs help.

478. What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my award winning showcase ?
Ummm....I don't remember. Sorry. I'll say it'd be something with tats or piercings.


.1. I'm coming to visit. What is the best place to eat that is special to your area (that is a area specialty, or shit I ain't getting in Chicago)?
Honestly, I don't know of anyplace in London that is a must visit or would have something you couldn't get back home.

.2. What are we gonna do?
We could drop down to TO for a bit and do shit there...otherwise London isn't all that great/special. If you come in late August or early September you can enjoy 19 year old girls coming back to college and wanting to have a good time before classes start.

[Byrntrigan]

Jul 12, 2009 14:45:06 GMT -5 BFG said:

Just so you know Scotty hasn't gone yet.
Which one is Scotty?

Evil Scotty aka Scotty 2Hotty aka Fellow Canuck

[Batman]

I just glanced through Byrne's accidental 2nd spotlight thread, where this question of who's left to do the spotlight last came up, and of the people mentioned there, the only two who still haven't done it are Scotty and I.

I'm up for it, if Scotty isn't. Or I'm cool with going last, too. Whichever.

Oh, and I'll ask a question, since I'm posting: favorite author or authors?

[Byrntrigan]

Shit, sorry Serg.

I forgot you didn't go either.

[Batman]

Nothing to apologize for.