[Stu]

Real Name?
Occupation?
Age?
10 Desert Island DVDs/CDs/Books?

[Pun]

Someone's going to have to put out an APB for bfg. He's barely around here anymore.

[BFG]

Real Name?
Brad Maxwell

Occupation?
NDA means I can vaguely say tech support/IT/training.

Age?
28

10 Desert Island DVDs
Shawshank
Dark Knight
Caddyshack
Groundhog Day
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Mallrats
Office Space
Old School
You've Got Mail
Knocked Up

CDs
The Color And The Shape
All That You Can't Leave Behind
New Adventures In HiFi
Highway Companion
Not Too Late
In Blue
Borrowed Heaven
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (sawpped out for The Aeroplane Flies High if collections are allowed)
Knives Don't Have Your Back
Extraordinary Machine

Books
1984
Watchmen
Maus
Great Expectations

...and that's about it for books I'd hate to never read again.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Favourite Trish pic and why?

[Byrntrigan]

Jul 5, 2009 14:56:40 GMT -5 BFG said:

Occupation?
NDA means I can vaguely say tech support/IT/training.

You should be able to say who it's with though...

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

A. Do you like game shows?
135. What is your favorite?
12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
12.75. What game show would you host?

[The Canadian Content]

Jul 5, 2009 14:56:40 GMT -5 BFG said:

Real Name?
Brad Maxwell

Occupation?

Porn star.

[BFG]

Favourite Trish pic and why?

My av is probably up there.

You should be able to say who it's with though...

Yes and no. Should I be able to...yes.

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list

On the personal side, I've got a kick out of calling my friend's tits The Cubs. Boobs works well for other occasions.

2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?

Depends on the girl. For the most part I like them to be round and non-pancakey.

3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

Depends on the boobs, but for the most part the colour should not be dramatically darker then the fun bags they are attached to.

A. Do you like game shows?

In general...no.

135. What is your favorite?

Price Is Right.

12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?

Not sure who'd be best. I'll say Solly and Hollywood Squares because he could introduce actors using movie quotes.

12.75. What game show would you host?

Does The Quiz from the NHL On TSN count?

[Sportsguy]

You can attend any sporting event in history, what and why?
You can be any movie character in history, who and why?
You can sleep with any movie character in history, who and why?
The exact opposite of the standard question, what 10 movies would you LEAST like to be stuck on a desert island with?

[Byrntrigan]

4. What other sports do you like?
5. Do you participate in any sports?
6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
9. Do you have any siblings?
10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
12. Favorite video game.
13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
15. Do you watch cartoons?
16. What's your favorite cartoon?

oh, and let's see a pic of you.

[Mikey]

Favorite Leafs moment ever?

[BFG]

You can attend any sporting event in history, what and why?
First hockey game ever played so I can put to rest the bitching over who invented the game

You can be any movie character in history, who and why?
Batman...because it's freaking Batman

You can sleep with any movie character in history, who and why?
Allison Lang from "Havoc" because she's into trying new things and was played by Anne Hathaway

The exact opposite of the standard question, what 10 movies would you LEAST like to be stuck on a desert island with?

Twighlight
How To A Lose A Guy In 10 Days
Training Day
Miss March
Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Superman Returns
Look Who's Talking Now
All 3 Lord Of The Ring movies


4. What other sports do you like?
Hockey, Baseball, and Basketball

5. Do you participate in any sports?
Basketball

6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
They are overdone. I don't get the people with 5 different piercing in their nose, and I don't get people who are covered head to toe in tats.

That being said, when well done either can work.

7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
I have scars. I've thought about getting a tattoo but can never think of anything that means enough to me to do it.

8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
Tiger driver, sharpshooter, and the shooting star press

9. Do you have any siblings?
An older brother.

10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
Tiger driver = yes
Sharpshooter = yes
Shooting star press = hells no

I got stitches for the first time when my brother moved out of the way of a flying headbutt off a 7 foot deck. And the first time he got them was due to me giving him a pile driver.

11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
Without getting in to the details, I've been the dishwasher.

12. Favorite video game.
Mario Kart 64 / NBA Hang Time / No Mercy...I still love my N64

13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
Pacman

14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
Almost daily

15. Do you watch cartoons?
Yes sir

16. What's your favorite cartoon?
Current? South Park

All time...Merry Melodies

oh, and let's see a pic of you.



Favorite Leafs moment ever?

Tie between being at the ACC for Brian Leetch's first game with the Leafs and Borschevsky's OT winner against the Wings.

[The Canadian Content]

Sticking with the Leafs...

How happy are you to have Burke on your side?

Who and/or what do you trade Kaberle for?

Realistically, next Leafs Cup?

Why are you a Leafs fan?

Given the events of the 93 Conference Finals, do you hate Gretzky or loathe him?

And onto other hockey-related matters...

Least-favourite players (up to 5)?

Least-favourite teams (up to 5)?

Favourite players (up to 5)?

If you had to be a fan of a team other than the Leafs, who ya got?

[The Canadian Content]

Jul 5, 2009 20:49:54 GMT -5 BFG said:

I've got that shirt. Were you at the show last February at the ACC? If so, what'd you think?

[Sportsguy]

What the hell is Training Day doing on that list?

[BFG]

How happy are you to have Burke on your side?
He can work the medi and has won a cup in the cap era....so I'm as happy s can be given that Rick Nash won't be hitting the open market next year.

Who and/or what do you trade Kaberle for?
They should keep him unless they cn get a Nash like goal scorer.

Realistically, next Leafs Cup?
Hard to say. Likely @ least 4 years...unless Burke turns cap space into goals.

Why are you a Leafs fan?
Grant Fuhr and Gilmour....plus HNIC.

Given the events of the 93 Conference Finals, do you hate Gretzky or loathe him?
I actually hate him more for choosing to go to St. Louis and New York over Toronto. Frasier gets more hate...I honestly think they would have beat the Habs.


Least-favourite players (up to 5)?
Saku Koivu
Alfredsson
Chara
Avery
Hasek

Least-favourite teams (up to 5)?
Montreal
Boston
Ottawa
Buffalo
Detroit

Favourite players (up to 5)?
Sundin, Scheen, Stajan, Nash, Crosby

Ifyou had to be a fan of a team other than the Leafs, who ya got?

I wouldn't have a team. Before the Raptors I watched Bulls and Celtics games pretty heavily but couldn't choose between the two because neither was the local team. So if I grew up without a home team I'm not sure how I would have picked between the Habs, Bruins, Blackhawks, or Wings.

Were you at the show last February at the ACC? If so, what'd you think?
Nope...saw them in London.

What the hell is Training Day doing on that list?
It's a movie I never want to watch again and would hate to have a DVD case reminding me what a joke the Oscars are for giving somebody an award based on race.

[The Canadian Content]

Okay, London then. How'd you like the Foos show?

[The Canadian Content]

And now that I think about it, why London? I grew up there. Do you have family/friends there?

[Byrntrigan]

Man, I'm bummed. You aren't big or fat.

I'm all disillusioned now...

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 5, 2009 22:23:32 GMT -5 BFG said:

What the hell is Training Day doing on that list?
It's a movie I never want to watch again and would hate to have a DVD case reminding me what a joke the Oscars are for giving somebody an award based on race.

Granted it wasn't Denzel's best performance but who would you have voted for instead?

Other Oscar snubs that still piss you off?

5 PPVs you wish you could have seen in person?

[BFG]

How'd you like the Foos show?
Great show...loved the 2nd stage for the acoustic section.

Man, I'm bummed. You aren't big or fat.I'm all disillusioned now...
If it makes you feel better I've lost weight since that picture was taken.

Granted it wasn't Denzel's best performance but who would you have voted for instead?
Russell Crowe or Sean Penn

Other Oscar snubs that still piss you off?
Bill Murray should have won for Lost in Translation; Reese Witherspoon winning was kind of a joke (how was that a leading role?); Kate Winslet should have won over Hilary Swank as Million Dollar Baby was not that good (although it was the best option out of the nominations that year); Shakespeare in Love and Gwyneth Paltrow's wins make no sense to me; Titanic's win for best picture seems odd given the movies it was up against; and one last one....Dances with Wolves has not held up nearly as good as Goodfellas

5 PPVs you wish you could have seen in person?
The Mania's in Toronto
Mania X and XX in NYC
Oh, and this obscure PPV in Montreal

[Habs]

Who do you think will win a cup first, Montreal or Toronto?

Why the Saku Hate? (hell I hate him to, so I figured if a habs fan hates him a leafs fan should love him...)

[BFG]

why London? I grew up there. Do you have family/friends there?

I grew up in Huron County, which is an hour away from London. So it offers being close to home without being a small town.

Who do you think will win a cup first, Montreal or Toronto?
Toronto. The Habs are an undersized team that doesn't have enough skill to beat the Caps or Pens, and the Leafs have all ready started to rebuild. Montreal will make the playoffs more in the next 4 years, but if Burke is patient, I see Toronto being built up and ready to go in the not too distant future. Unless they take the LA 10 year plan.

Why the Saku Hate? (hell I hate him to, so I figured if a habs fan hates him a leafs fan should love him...)

He's an over rated, dirty player who gets sympathy for having cancer.

[Batman]

What's the story behind your screen name anyhow?

[BFG]

What's the story behind your screen name anyhow?

While trying to get an email address I was watching Friends with my buddy Vernon. After every x-men name I liked was taken we had given up hope for something unique. Then we heard Chandler yell out Big Fat Goalie...

[Evil Scotty]

What's the worst leafs moment for you?