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Well guys, it was a blast. Feel free to go ask questions if you missed me this time. I like sharing....sometimes. But now, let's turn things over to the man with the sexiest lips on the internet...GIMMICKMAN!!!


For starters:

1) What has been your favorite sporting event since you started Lights Out?

2) Oral sex: better to give or receive?

3) Favorite curse word?

4) What is your wrestling fandom like these days?

5) Who is your man crush?

6) Which OO/Punsters have you met?

7) Weirdest sexual experience/weirdest thing a girl wanted to do to you?

Have you ever been in a relationship where you took advantage of how much she wanted to be with you?

9) Have you ever been in a relationship where you knew the girl was a bitch/pyscho/gold digger, but you just couldn't break up with her?

10) Ever run around naked in public?

11) How do you feel about the Fair Tax?

12) Say you get one free wrestling move to pull off on your worst enemy. What do you use.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Your 10 desert island DVDs/CDs?

The 5 PPVs you wish you could have seen in person?

Favorite MMA match of all-time?

Favorite Tigers/Wings moment?

Least favorite?

What's been your biggest fantasy baseball regret over the past few years? (Bonus points if you say you haven't played Moose enough)

[Byrntrigan]

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?
38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?


40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
41. Any funny story associated with it?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Do gay dudes come on to you after seeing those lips?

[Sparty]

1) What has been your favorite sporting event since you started Lights Out?

God, there's been so many. It's tough to name one.

2) Oral sex: better to give or receive?

Receive

3) Favorite curse word?

More a phrase: Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.

4) What is your wrestling fandom like these days?

Actually pretty high still. We're actually offshooting a pro wrestling show on top of our MMA show. Four Star Radio will debut following SummerSlam. /cheapplug. I still really enjoy it.

5) Who is your man crush?

Tom Izzo

6) Which OO/Punsters have you met?

Moose (he was a substitute teacher in my AP Government class my senior year of HS...talk about akward), BTR and Angst.

7) Weirdest sexual experience/weirdest thing a girl wanted to do to you?

Self-admitted few experiences here. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Have you ever been in a relationship where you took advantage of how much she wanted to be with you?

Ha.

9) Have you ever been in a relationship where you knew the girl was a bitch/pyscho/gold digger, but you just couldn't break up with her?

Have not.

10) Ever run around naked in public?

Well if you consider my apartment with the windows open as public, then yes.

11) How do you feel about the Fair Tax?

The what?

12) Say you get one free wrestling move to pull off on your worst enemy. What do you use.

Oh boy. Probably a superkick. Although I'd love to see the look on his face if I just did like a drop toe hold or some stupid shit like that.

[Sparty]

Your 10 desert island DVDs/CDs?

The Beatles - 1
Major League
Pulp Fiction
Shawshank Redemption
WrestleMania 22
Die Hard
Rocky III
Slapshot
Miracle
Gladiator

The 5 PPVs you wish you could have seen in person?

WrestleMania 3
WrestleMania 18 (just to be there for Rock/Hogan)
WrestleMania 22
WrestleMania 24
PRIDE Final Conflict 2003

I'm a huge, huge mark for big crowds and incredible atmospheres. In a prior question about do I still like wrestling, that's why. I love hot crowds, I love going to shows, I love being in sweet atmospheres. Going to WrestleMania 23 with 80,000 people there was incredible. Likewise, being at UFC 68 (when Randy Couture came out of retirement and won the heavyweight title) is something I'll never forget.

Favorite MMA match of all-time?

Randy Couture vs. Tim Sylvia - As mentioned above, I was there and am a huge mark for incredible crowds and atmospheres. While this wasn't the most exciting fight ever, the atmosphere was something I've never been apart of before in my life and might not be apart of again. The crowd was electric from start to finish. The loudest reaction I've ever heard was when Randy dropped him with the first punch of the fight. Then it got louder as the fight went on, culminating with the crowd counting down the last 10 seconds of the fight like it was New Year's Eve in Times Square. Just incredible.

Favorite Tigers/Wings moment?

Tigers: The 2006 run. I was at both home games against the Yankees and again, awesome atmosphere, finishing the Yankees in four then having the players come back on the field to celebrate with the fans. Then Magglio's home run to sweep the A's. Great stuff.

Wings: Many. I remember being 12 and crying when Stevie handed the Cup to Konstantinov in 1998. Then the 2002 run was great. The conference final series with Colorado was one of the most back-and-forth epic series in hockey history. Then running them (and that asshole Patrick Roy) out of the building in Game 7, 7-0, was something else. Darren McCarty's hat trick in Game 1 and then Hasek being incredible and shutting them out with our backs against the wall in games 6 and 7. So many memories.

Least favorite?

What's been your biggest fantasy baseball regret over the past few years? (Bonus points if you say you haven't played Moose enough)

Today it's agreeing to let Lucky redo the schedule.

[Sparty]

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list

SweaterKittens is fun.

2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?

Indifferent

3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

At this point, I am open to anything.

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?

Nope.

20. Ever had a threesome?

Ha.

21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?

Ha. I wish.

22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

No. And I don't drink.

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?

No.

37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?

It's all been pretty standard.

38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?

Again, all pretty standard.

40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Too old.

41. Any funny story associated with it?

Outside of the general "I probably wasn't very good," not really.

[Sparty]

Do gay dudes come on to you after seeing those lips?

No, so don't worry Solly, you're still the only one.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

HAHAHAHAHA

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Where did "SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE" come from?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

What's been the worst officiating you've ever seen? How about a top 5...

[Sparty]

Where did "SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE" come from?

Actually heard it as a throwaway phrase on a Detroit sports talk show a long, long time ago. Took it on as my own.

[Sparty]

What's been the worst officiating you've ever seen? How about a top 5...

God, it's too difficult to differentiate between terrible performances by our friends in stripes so I'll leave it with this:

1) Any game umped by Angel Hernandez
2) Any game reffed by Ed Hightower

And all hockey referees are trash.

[Ultimatejobber]

Where is one place you want to visit before you die?
What are three music acts you want to see before yours/their deaths?
Are you cool with porn? If so who is your favorite star/starlet?
What is one movie you love that everyone around you seems to hate?
What is one movie you hate that everyone seems to love?
What are five of your favorite wrestling moments?
Dogs or Cats?

[Sparty]

Where is one place you want to visit before you die?

This is tough for me because I'm not a big "OMG Europe~!" person. I guess I'd have to say Japan because it's so different than here from the culture to how urban it is. My goal is to go to Japan for an MMA show within the next five years.

What are three music acts you want to see before yours/their deaths?

Truth: I'm 23-years old and the closest I've been to a concert was a little thing Rev Theory had outside Arco Arena when I went to The Bash in June. I enjoy music but not to the point of seeing a band or act that is probably shitty live. I guess I'd have to say Weird Al for one because it's probably fun. Probably Eric Clapton and B.B. King for the other two.

Are you cool with porn? If so who is your favorite star/starlet?

Yes. I've spent many a night with Miss Michigan and various videos. I'm not really into it on the level of having a favorite, however.

What is one movie you love that everyone around you seems to hate?

I live primarily in a sports bubble, so I don't see a lot of movies. In fact, when I saw Watchmen in March, it was the first time I saw a movie in the theater since Men in Black II in July 2002. I saw The Hangover in June when I was in San Jose. As for the question, I like those late-90s cheesy action movies like Armageddon, Deep Impact and Volcano. I will always watch those if they are on.

What is one movie you hate that everyone seems to love?

I can't really answer this because of my lack of moviegoing.

What are five of your favorite wrestling moments?

Wow. I have to think about this one.

In no particular order:

Ric Flair retirement ceremony
ECW One Night Stand
Hulk Hogan saving Eugene at WrestleMania 21
Anything Austin/McMahon (including Austin driving the Zamboni to the ring -- I was there!)
Shane McMahon vs. Test (SummerSlam 1999) & Shane McMahon vs. Kurt Angle (King of the Ring 2001)

I'm sure if I thought about it a little longer that I might come up with different things, but I think that's a pretty good representation.

Dogs or Cats?

Dogs. I have two of them at home. Will more than likely have one when I can.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

What did you like most/least about California?

Let's say I make you commissioner of the NHL, NFL, and MLB. What do you do, if anything, to each sport?

[Sparty]

What did you like most/least about California?

I knew California was diverse, but I was shocked when I think I was the only white person at this mall in Milpitas. So I enjoyed the diversity a lot. In-N-Out was also a treat. Weather was great. Seeing the Pacific was awesome. NO POTHOLES. ACTUAL REFLECTORS ON THE ROAD. Didn't really see a ton of negatives except for Oakland as a whole. And things were a tad more expensive.

Let's say I make you commissioner of the NHL, NFL, and MLB. What do you do, if anything, to each sport?

Another tough one.

NHL - Try to bring more teams to Canada. Work on deal with ESPN. Make sure the NHL continues to go to the Olympics. I could nitpick, but I'm generally happy with the game.

NFL - Make sure preseason tickets don't cost the same as regular season games. Lower the blackout rule to like 90-95% capacity. Bring the limit to within 50 miles, not 75. Get rid of Joe Buck.

MLB - Make every umpire call a called third strike like CB Bucknor does. Get rid of Joe Buck. Consider reworking the playoff system. To some extent, I do like how exclusive the baseball playoffs are, but I don't think two teams per divison would kill anything. Work it like the NFL playoffs. Top two teams get byes. You have a preliminary round in best of 3, then best of 5 division round, best of 7 LCS.

If more teams are in it for longer, it increases revenues for those teams and keeps baseball higher on the totem pole in cities where football could be taking over at that point.

[Habs]

top ten places you've been to and why?

who sould I pick in the expansion draft (it's a chance for you to get a third team)?

Is there any perticular reason you don't drink?

Why is the week after vacation always crazy busy at work?

[Byrntrigan]

A. Do you like game shows?
135. What is your favorite?
12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
12.75. What game show would you host?


What game show could you see me hosting?

[Sparty]

A. Do you like game shows?

To a certain extent. Not a lot of the newer stuff, but I love The Price is Right.

135. What is your favorite?

See above.

12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?

Well no one here has a face for TV and I don't think there are many radio game shows these days.

12.75. What game show would you host?

Again, same premise.

What game show could you see me hosting?

Hollywood Squares.

[Pun]

Were you on OO/OOWF when Moose was your substitute teacher? Did you know who he was at the time?

[Byrntrigan]

4. What other sports do you like?
5. Do you participate in any sports?
6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
9. Do you have any siblings?
10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
12. Favorite video game.
13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
15. Do you watch cartoons?
16. What's your favorite cartoon?

[Byrntrigan]

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

[Byrntrigan]

Aug 4, 2009 14:01:33 GMT -5 Pun said:

Were you on OO/OOWF when Moose was your substitute teacher? Did you know who he was at the time?

Did you sit on the right-hand side of the room and do whatever you wanted?

[Pun]

And that's an EXALT for Byrnie!