[Lou]

You were away when we did these, Dougie.

Where were you?

[Doug]

I was in a mandatory Rehab in Maryland. I was put into that after ODing on a combo of Exstacy and LSD. I went a wee bit batty for a bit, and if not for the amazing support of my little sister, I would probally still be ruining my life.

[Lou]

What is your stance on double rainbows across the sky?

[Doug]

I am opposed to them, because rainbows come from rain, and rain comes from clouds, and [moose]Fuck Clouds[/moose]

[Lou]

Why does Eric hate you?

Why do you refuse to acknowledge the fact that Eric hates you?

[Doug]

Eric doesn't hate me, he has plenty of valid reasons for why two people who live less then 20 minutes apart only ever associate on an online message board.

If he did hate me, it would be because he is jealous of my hair

[DevSop]

Why does TNA suck? Why did I spend the last 2 hours re-reading my spotlight instead of watching TNA? If we do wind up hanging out in San Diego, will you FISTPUMP with me?

[Doug]

TNA sucks because quite frankly we are getting to old to enjoy it, as is most of the roster.

You spent that time rereading your spotlight, because like everyone else you are a wee bit vain (myself included) and like to be the center of attention on occasion.

WHEN we hang out in San Diego, I will fistpump, but I must first consume mass quantities of Beer.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Both of you are going to the Con? I'll be there on Sat.

[Doug]

yes, we are going to the con, my tickets are for Thursday, Friday, and Sunday, so amazingly we will not be there on the same days solly, however, I would be more than happy to buy you a beer if you want to meet up Saturday night, and that goes for anyone else who will be in the area as well.

[creepy]

Do you feel guilty when you watch a program on PBS and see the thanks for "Viewers Like You" knowing full well you've never donated to them.

Do you refuse to masturbate on Sundays?

Got any STDs?

What's your bank?

How many chicks have you banged?

[Doug]

Do you feel guilty when you watch a program on PBS and see the thanks for "Viewers Like You" knowing full well you've never donated to them.

No, I once donated to PBS it was only 20 bucks, but I felt like Mr. Rodgers had earned at least that much from me.

Do you refuse to masturbate on Sundays?

I will Masturbate on any day of the week, Sunday holds no signifigance for me.

Got any STDs?

Nope, never have had one, Doug keeps his shit under wrap

What's your bank?

I bank with Bank of America, cause they have branches everywhere, and when I was in the service it was nice to have that convienence.

How many chicks have you banged?

As of today, I have slept with 11 women 3 men and a Tranny.

[Lou]

Mar 3, 2011 22:54:19 GMT -5 Doug said:

As of today, I have slept with 11 women 3 men and a Tranny.

Why are you trying to steal Byrne's Boy Scout story?

[Doug]

I am not trying to steal anyones story, however now my curiosity is peaked, and I will probally spend all weekend reading everyones spotlights to see what kind of info others divulged.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Mar 3, 2011 22:58:43 GMT -5 Lou said:

Mar 3, 2011 22:54:19 GMT -5 Doug said:

As of today, I have slept with 11 women 3 men and a Tranny.

Why are you trying to steal Byrne's Boy Scout story?

Fucking epic.

[The Canadian Content]

Mar 3, 2011 22:46:45 GMT -5 Doug said:

yes, we are going to the con, my tickets are for Thursday, Friday, and Sunday, so amazingly we will not be there on the same days solly, however, I would be more than happy to buy you a beer if you want to meet up Saturday night, and that goes for anyone else who will be in the area as well.

If Solly's tagging along, you'll have to find a bar that serves Zima.

Also, why Doug here but Dean on Facebook?

Ever been to Canada?

Marvel or DC?

[Doug]

Also, why Doug here but Dean on Facebook?

My Full Name is Dean Logan Douglas Downing Bowman. the Doug comes from the Shortened Douglas part. I have a long name because I am adopted, and never got rid of the old names when I took on the new ones.

Ever been to Canada?

Yes, in the summer of 98 I toured parts of Canada with the marching band Music City Mystique

Marvel or DC?

More DC then marvel, but I am fond of the Runaways, and have been reading alot of Marvel from the 1940's lately just for the absurdity of the time.

[BC]

Have you ever pursued men or just accepted their advances?

Where else besides NC have you lived (if any)?

Favorite Beer?

Favorite Punster (besides your brutha from anutha mutha)?

Biggest regret?

[Doug]

Have you ever pursued men or just accepted their advances?

Of the three men I have hooked up with, I only pursued one. By default I find myself attracted to women of color, but I refuse to limit my options, and am always willing to gave anyone a try as long as there is some kind of connection.

Where else besides NC have you lived (if any)?

I was born in Long Beach, CA. I have lived in Texas, Florida, New York, Louisiana, Maryland, Virginia, Conneticut, Japan, Kansass, Mississippi, North Dakota, South Carolina, and I have spent more time in Afghanistan then I would have liked, but never really lived there.

Favorite Beer?

I love trying different beers, but my go too beer is Yuengling traditional lager, but a current fave is Mother Earths Weeping Willow.

Favorite Punster (besides your brutha from anutha mutha)?

Hmmmmm, this is hard, cause I geniuenly like most of the people on this board, but I will have to go with Eric, only because as of now he is the only one I have met face to face.

Biggest regret?

I don't have very many things in my life I regret, But I would say I regret spending all the tax free money I got in the military on drugs and strippers, cause now I could really use some extra cash.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Your 10 desert island DVDs/CDs?

[Sportsguy]

1. You can be any movie character in history, who do you chose and why?
2. You can sleep with any movie character in history (Character, not actress) Who and why?
3. Top Ten DVD's you'd LEAST like to be stuck with on a desert island.
4. Top 10 books you'd MOST like to take to a desert island.

[creepy]

Take your time.





If I ever came to your city, would you have a drink/dinner with me?

What city do you live in?

What is your height/weight.hair color/choice of fate?

What kind of food do you like?

Are you a board gamer?

How often do you shower?

Do you use Q-Tips after every shower?

Have you ever drank a bottle of white wine and watched a movie your ex girlfriend loved while crying your eyes out?

If you witnessed a mob murder, would you testify in the trial if you were the best/only eye witness and the case hung in your hands?

Would you rather marry a smoking hot chick who never fucked you and when she did was a stiff lay or marry a fugly dog that fucked liked coked up banshees?

Ever smoke crack? Snort coke? Rig up a spike?

If someone offered you a job as the state's executioner but it paid $250,000 per execution would you take it?

You live near Pun. Why don't you go hang out with that guy sometime?

If you dated a chick that you really liked and she was hot and fucked hard and was cool and let you do whatever and was just the coolest person you'd ever been with but she had a confession on your wedding night that she was a post op tranny would you be mad? Try to get an anullment?

How many dates with a hot chick that was coolcoolcool would be you're limit if she didn't give up the pussy? What about any play? How ong could you go just holding hands and whispering sweet nothings?

Could you date a girl that only wanted her ass banged and got no pleasure out of vagine penetration and wouldn't let you often do it?

Say you met a chick and everything was going awesome and then she met your family and you found out you're dad cheated on your mom with her 3 years prior. Deal breaker? (I have no idea if your folks are still alive or not)

Your folks still alive?

Favorite candy? How often do you eat candy?

Would you rather spend 6 months in jail or in a coma? 6 years?

How white are you?

Ever been hustled in pool?

Canned beer or bottled beer?

How many bottles of wine have you drank in one night?

If your mom wasn't really your mom and you were single and she wanted to have sex with you, would you?

Transformers, He-Man or GI Joe as a kid?

What hair on your body do you shave?

You have to have your feet or your hands cut off. Which set?

You have to give up music, TV or movies and you can't use the internet to watch/listen to the one you give up). Which one?

I went to a concert after the Super Bowl a few years back and everytime I went to the pisser I could not pee if I was in one of the urinals that was side by side to the other urinals. If no one else was there I could piss. If I got the stall (that later turned into the drug selling room) then I could piss. But when I had to stand side by side to a dude? Couldn't go. My dick was out and I could care less if a dude peeks, but I just couldn't release. Does this make me queer? Or anti-queer? After we left I pissed a river behind a gas station no prob. But at the urinal, it was not happenin'.

(If you had kids,) One of your kids gets busted with dope. Would you treat them to an ass whoopin' or have a sit down like Howard Cunningham?

Juarez scarin' you yet?

Did you like the Walls of Jericho better when it wasn't just a Boston Crab?

What's your favorite meat?

Have any hot stock tips?

You shave your Special Zone?

What's the best job you've ever had?

What's the worst job you've ever had?

You have to book 3 bands for a concert consisting of any current bands. Book it.

Book a three act concert using any acts of all time.

Know anybody that was buried in Mexico?

If you had to move out of N. Carolina but stay in the US, what state would you move to?

If you had to leave the country, what country would you move to?

What's your fight record?

Who is this biggest asshole in sports?

Tell us about your computer.

What do you keep your thermostat at?

Do you drink energy drinks or coffee or both or neither?

Say you see a naked pic of your girlfriend on some skank site from before you were together and there's another dude with her. How would that make you feel?

What if the pics were from since you were together?

If someone was to give you $100,000 for a one time drug deal, would you do it?

If your best friend told you, for whatever reason, to piss on his grave when he died, would you?

What would you do if you found out one of your kids wasn't really your kid (if you had kids and were in a committed relationship with the girl)?

Are you a pissy driver that suffers from road rage?

What television shows do you watch on a regular basis?

Ever broken any bones? If so, then how?

How do you like your steak?

What's your favorite salad dressing?

You have to kill your lady with your barehands and you can't explain why or everyone in the Southern Hemisphere dies a slow and painful death. Choose.

Ever jerked it in Jersey?

What are your next 3 netflix rentals? If you don't have netflix, then what kind of shits do you rent?

Have you ever seen the Rolling Stones in concert?

Do you like to spoil endings of movies or books for people?

If you were at a bar and a dude was being an asshole and bumped into your lady and your lady got pissed and the dude hit your lady upside her head would you retaliate? Or would you be "too focused on your ladies' wellbeing"?

Boxers or briefs?

What's your favorite Matt Damon movie?

If you found out Andy Dick fucked your lady before you met her, would you be OK with it?

If you found out I fucked your lady before you met her, would you be cool with it?

Kill one of the following: Billy Joel, Ashley Olsen or Dr. Phil.

What's your Wii Age?

Can you sleep in complete silence or do you need a TV/Radio on?

Can you sleep without a fan?

Without looking it up, Worst hurricane in US history (in regards to loss of life)?

Favorite Wire character and why (No spoilers)?

When someone you are with is not paying attention and someone else is walking up to you do you ever say "Omar comin' " and then raise up and run in the other direction?

Do you dislike unloading the dish washer? What about vacuuming?

What pain reliever do you use when you have a head ache?

Do you feel like you're wasting your time answering my questions?

Every food for the rest of your life tastes like one of the following: BBQ Chips, Creamed Corn, or Yogurt Covered Pretzels. Which do you choose?

For the rest of your life, you have to watch one episode of the following everyday of your life: Star Trek, Gunsmoke, or Murder, She Wrote. And at the end of each series run, you have to write a 25 page thesis on the series and what it meant to you. You cannot plagarize and you cannot ever repeat yourself. Which is it?

You have to eliminate one of the following for all of eternity: Horseradish, Tabasco or 1000 Island Dressing. Which would you eradicate?

You have the option of either losing your sight totally and permanently or having complete eyesight but losing your hearing totally and permanently. Which do you choose?


Have you ever drank a beer in the shower?

What's the most ironic thing that's ever happened to you?

You get cold sores often?

Who would you rather be next door neighbors with: Lance Storm, LeBron James or Lars Ulrich? (They move next to you or across the hall, you don't get to upgrade)

You have to have one of the three following playing constantly in your head: Carnival music, a banjo, or a snare drum being rattled. Which one?

If you got to relive someones life exactly the way that it happened, who would you relive? Ray Charles, Genghis Khan or Benjamin Franklin?

What is the worst physical ailment you have ever had?

Do you wear sandals often?

Who is your favorite Boxer of all time?

Would you rather with the same salary, be a 12th man for an NBA team with no future to be anything better or a bench player for life on a Major League team?

Which War would you rather fight in: The Revolutionary War, the Civil War, or WW II?

Do you like the game Risk?

More annoying: Florida Gators or USC Trojans?

Ever shave your head?

When was the first time you masturbated?

If you had to be tortured to death, what would be the worst possible way to go?

What would be the worst (possible) death of the following three:
Dropped in the middle of the Atlantic, Impaled on a spike, or chained to the ground with honey poured all over you?

What's your favorite color?

Did you ever own a Care Bear?

All Asians, Hispanics or Black are wiped out on Earth and it's your choice. Who do you eliminate?

What if after you pick, the group you chose wasn't really eradicated and they all know that you chose them to be eliminated. And they were pissed. Would you shit yourself?

Have you ever shit yourself? How many times?

Ankle socks, knee high socks or no socks?

With over population running rampant, do you think Hitler or the Chinese might have had something?

Have you ever gotten drunk three times in the same day(s)without sleeping?

Favorite movie villains: Russians, Arabs or the English?

If you had a co-worker that didn't shower very often, would you tell management that you work with a stinky motherfucker?

Sprite or 7Up?

Have you ever told someone to "have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up"?

Do you ever expand the message box when making a post?

If you could be a camera man for any sport, which would it be?

You have to kill someone in any way you choose or be a parapelegic for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?

Canned beer or bottled beer?

How many bottles of wine have you drank in one night?

Your remote breaks. How long do you take to get it fixed?

Can I name your next kid?

Would you rather stand for 8 hours straight or sit in a prone, upright position for 16 hours straight?

Ever given your significant other a Dutch Oven?

If you had to move to Dallas Texas or Houston Texas, knowing only what you know about them now, which would you move to?

Every liquid you ever drink tastes like one of the following: pinot noir, Crystal Pepsi or fruit punch gatorade. Which do you choose?

Would you rather wrestle a porcupine or belly flop on a cactus?

Ever film you and your lady/guy "doin' it"

Ever been hustled in pool?

Do you like horseradish?

If Cedrick the Entertainer started dating your mom, would you be weirded out?

If you were raped by a dude, would you rather be raped long and hard by a dude with a 6 inch dick or short and violent by a dude with a 12 inch dick? (Long = an hour, Short = 20 minutes)

Would you throw away a royal flush if you got one against your boss, who you promised you would lose to for the purpose of stroking their ego?

Say you're walking your dog and some lady comes up and yells at you because your dog reminds her of her old dog that just died and she's ultra pissed at you because you have the nerve of walking your dog that looks like her dog and she attacks you with a fork. Do you run, sic your dog on her or punch her out. She is fucking relentless.

[Deleted]

If 2+2=23, how many pancakes does it take to tile a roof?

[Doug]

Mar 4, 2011 0:32:59 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Your 10 desert island DVDs/CDs?

1. Snatch
2. The Ramones greatest hits
3. Shawshank Redemption
4. Jurrasic 5 Quality Control
5. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
6. Lupe Fiasco Food and Liquor
7. Secretary
8. Talib Kweli Eardrum
9. Zombieland
10. Green Day American Idiot

[Doug]

1. You can be any movie character in history, who do you chose and why?

Bryan Mills from Taken, he was just too bad ass. He said what he was going to do, and then did it in the most bad ass and quick way possible, I liked that

2. You can sleep with any movie character in history (Character, not actress) Who and why?

Catwoman from Batman Returns, that latex outfit was hot, plus crazy sex is the best sex.

3. Top Ten DVD's you'd LEAST like to be stuck with on a desert island.

The third Matrix movie, meet the spartans, mission impossible one two and three, lady in the water, the village, house of the dead, Bloodrayne, and the fog.

4. Top 10 books you'd MOST like to take to a desert island.

The once and future king, The lord of the rings trilogy, Blindness by jose saramago, Glamorama by Bret Easton ellis, The dragonlance chronicles trilogy, Pride and Predjudice and Zombies