Pun's House Spotlight: Dougie
Mar 4, 2011 12:05:53 GMT -5
Post by Doug on Mar 4, 2011 12:05:53 GMT -5
Holy fuck Creepy, let's see if I can knock this out in less then an hour!
If I ever came to your city, would you have a drink/dinner with me?
Yes, I love meeting new people and would share food or drink with any punster, an most OOers.
What city do you live in?
Wilson, NC
What is your height/weight.hair color/choice of fate?
I am six feet tall, weigh 150 lbs, have brown hair with blonde streaks, and I would love to be sitting on a bus and spontaneously combust after yelling out "Flame on"
What kind of food do you like?
I eat beef and pork, Steak with a side of porkchops is an average meal for me.
Are you a board gamer?
I do like board games, and love trying new ones.
How often do you shower?
Daily, the mohawk requires me to wash my hair daily as well
Do you use Q-Tips after every shower?
nope, Q-tips are bad for you, I have these disposable hook things that pull the wax out.
Have you ever drank a bottle of white wine and watched a movie your ex girlfriend loved while crying your eyes out?
No, while I do like white whine, i'm not really one for the waterworks
If you witnessed a mob murder, would you testify in the trial if you were the best/only eye witness and the case hung in your hands?
yes, but I would feel bad about being a snitch
Would you rather marry a smoking hot chick who never fucked you and when she did was a stiff lay or marry a fugly dog that fucked liked coked up banshees?
neither, I am against marriage. I believe it is an outdated concept, it's just not for me
Ever smoke crack? Snort coke? Rig up a spike?
No, Yes, and no
If someone offered you a job as the state's executioner but it paid $250,000 per execution would you take it?
No, I just couldn't be that guy
You live near Pun. Why don't you go hang out with that guy sometime?
He never asked, I'm not sure how far away he is, my car just got wrecked, take your pick.
If you dated a chick that you really liked and she was hot and fucked hard and was cool and let you do whatever and was just the coolest person you'd ever been with but she had a confession on your wedding night that she was a post op tranny would you be mad? Try to get an anullment?
Would not bother me at all, I swing both ways anyhow, so it's not really an issue to me.
How many dates with a hot chick that was coolcoolcool would be you're limit if she didn't give up the pussy? What about any play? How ong could you go just holding hands and whispering sweet nothings?
Sex is not important to me, so if someone is cool, we could date forever with nothing physical being involved, and I would be fine. The person would have to understand that physical urges do happen and would need to be prepared that I may end up hooking up with someone else as a result.
Could you date a girl that only wanted her ass banged and got no pleasure out of vagine penetration and wouldn't let you often do it?
I suppose so, but somehow I find that particular situation to be highly improbable
Say you met a chick and everything was going awesome and then she met your family and you found out you're dad cheated on your mom with her 3 years prior. Deal breaker? (I have no idea if your folks are still alive or not)
Yeah, that would be a deal breaker, people who are the cheaters on either side of the equation tend to do it again, and tend to lie about other things as well, and trust is key
Your folks still alive?
My Biological Mother and Adoptive Father are, I have no clue about my Biological Father
Favorite candy? How often do you eat candy?
Peanut Butter cups, I rarely eat candy, I've never been a big fan of sweets.
Would you rather spend 6 months in jail or in a coma? 6 years?
six months in Jail, you would miss alot in six years, and that six months will probally give you better stories to tell.
How white are you?
I'm more of an olive tone, my Biological dad is from Israel, and my Moms family hails from Hawaii, so It is kinda weird that I am as white as I am, but yeah I'm pretty white.
Ever been hustled in pool?
Yes
Canned beer or bottled beer?
Bottled, everything tastes better in a bottle
How many bottles of wine have you drank in one night?
Two and a half, and it ended up being the worst hangover i've ever had, I don't take to all the sugar well.
If your mom wasn't really your mom and you were single and she wanted to have sex with you, would you?
No, my mom is definetly not my type
Transformers, He-Man or GI Joe as a kid?
He-Man, the pride and joy of my toy collection was Castle Greyskull. I truly regret selling all of my Masters of the Universe toys at a yard sale.
What hair on your body do you shave?
any that is covering a tattoo, piercings or my junk
You have to have your feet or your hands cut off. Which set?
Feet, having to use a wheel chair or prosthetic would be much better then not being able to hold things.
You have to give up music, TV or movies and you can't use the internet to watch/listen to the one you give up). Which one?
TV, outside of wrestling and a couple of other shows, I really don't watch much TV, I listen to music and watch Netflix movies way more.
I went to a concert after the Super Bowl a few years back and everytime I went to the pisser I could not pee if I was in one of the urinals that was side by side to the other urinals. If no one else was there I could piss. If I got the stall (that later turned into the drug selling room) then I could piss. But when I had to stand side by side to a dude? Couldn't go. My dick was out and I could care less if a dude peeks, but I just couldn't release. Does this make me queer? Or anti-queer? After we left I pissed a river behind a gas station no prob. But at the urinal, it was not happenin'.
That does not make you queer or anti queer, it just means you have performance anxiety, the key is to dissasociate yourself from the situation, next time close your eyes and imagine yourself alone by a rushing waterfall, concentrate on the flow of the water, and it should help your flow as well.
(If you had kids,) One of your kids gets busted with dope. Would you treat them to an ass whoopin' or have a sit down like Howard Cunningham?
If it was just pot, I would talk to them about the dangers that come with getting caught with it and the dangers of going on to harder things, and warn them that they will have to face the consequences of their actions. Anything harder, and I will use myself as an example of the bad things that can happen, so I guess I go the Howard Cunnigham route.
Juarez scarin' you yet?
What is a Juarez?
Did you like the Walls of Jericho better when it wasn't just a Boston Crab?
Hell yes the extended knee to the back made it look so much more painfull
What's your favorite meat?
Bacon
Have any hot stock tips?
Don't take financial advice from me
You shave your Special Zone?
Yes
What's the best job you've ever had?
Pinata smasher at a party supply wharehouse
What's the worst job you've ever had?
Hotel desk clerk
You have to book 3 bands for a concert consisting of any current bands. Book it.
Panic at the Disco, Fall out Boy and Green Day
Book a three act concert using any acts of all time.
Sex Pistols, Ramones, and the Parliment Funkadelic
Know anybody that was buried in Mexico?
Nope
If you had to move out of N. Carolina but stay in the US, what state would you move to?
California, particularly somewhere that it is 85 and sunny everyday
If you had to leave the country, what country would you move to?
Spain, that county has the most beautiful people i've ever seen
What's your fight record?
don't know the exact number, but i'm guessing it's about even in the win/loss record
Who is this biggest asshole in sports?
Lebron James
Tell us about your computer.
It was from Wallmart, and was a gift, the speakers no longer reduce volume.
What do you keep your thermostat at?
75
Do you drink energy drinks or coffee or both or neither?
neither, I'm more of a juice or water guy
Say you see a naked pic of your girlfriend on some skank site from before you were together and there's another dude with her. How would that make you feel?
If it was from before me, I would find some humor in it. I really don't care what people do when they aren't with me, we all have skeletons in our closets
What if the pics were from since you were together?
Different story, cheaters tend to be liars, and I can't stand being lied to.
If someone was to give you $100,000 for a one time drug deal, would you do it?
Not anymore, I have to many problems with drugs to let myself into a situation like that again. Money isn't everything.
If your best friend told you, for whatever reason, to piss on his grave when he died, would you?
If he asked me to yes, but I would find it to be really strange and uncomfortable
What would you do if you found out one of your kids wasn't really your kid (if you had kids and were in a committed relationship with the girl)?
Sucks for the kid, but I would completely distance myself from the woman and the kid, I would not be able to see it without seeing a lie.
Are you a pissy driver that suffers from road rage?
Road rage no, but my recent accident leads me to believe that I may be a piss poor driver.
What television shows do you watch on a regular basis?
Wrestling, Top Chef, Chuck, Walking Dead, Iron Chef, Chopped, and way too much Animal Planet
Ever broken any bones? If so, then how?
I've broken my arm two ribs and my leg falling out of a tree, broke my shoulder by having a drum fall on it, broke my finger with a bowling ball, fused two vertebrae in my spine together jumping out of planes. I think that is all of em.
How do you like your steak?
Medium Rare
What's your favorite salad dressing?
Italian
You have to kill your lady with your barehands and you can't explain why or everyone in the Southern Hemisphere dies a slow and painful death. Choose.
I don't know everyone in the Southern Hemisphere, so I guess they are fucked.
Ever jerked it in Jersey?
Yes, Atlantic City to be precise
What are your next 3 netflix rentals? If you don't have netflix, then what kind of shits do you rent?
The night of the living dead, ECW Extreme rules and the Number 23
Have you ever seen the Rolling Stones in concert?
No
Do you like to spoil endings of movies or books for people?
nope
If you were at a bar and a dude was being an asshole and bumped into your lady and your lady got pissed and the dude hit your lady upside her head would you retaliate? Or would you be "too focused on your ladies' wellbeing"?
It would be on like donkey kong. Hit a lady whether she is mine or not, and i'm coming after you guns a blazing
Boxers or briefs?
Boxers
What's your favorite Matt Damon movie?
The Departed
If you found out Andy Dick fucked your lady before you met her, would you be OK with it?
I would be dissapointed in her poor taste, but I would get over it
If you found out I fucked your lady before you met her, would you be cool with it?
Would not bother me at all
Kill one of the following: Billy Joel, Ashley Olsen or Dr. Phil.
umm, I have no beef with any of them, but I guess Dr. Phil, just cause I dislike the sound of his voice
What's your Wii Age?
what is a wii age?
Can you sleep in complete silence or do you need a TV/Radio on?
I can sleep in any condition, silence or noise it matters not
Can you sleep without a fan?
Yes
Without looking it up, Worst hurricane in US history (in regards to loss of life)?
Hugo I believe
Favorite Wire character and why (No spoilers)?
I have never seen an episode of the Wire
When someone you are with is not paying attention and someone else is walking up to you do you ever say "Omar comin' " and then raise up and run in the other direction?
no, I can't say that I have
Do you dislike unloading the dish washer? What about vacuuming?
I hand wash my dishes (no dishwasher) and vaccuming does not bother me at all
What pain reliever do you use when you have a head ache?
Beer
Do you feel like you're wasting your time answering my questions?
Nope, some of them are rather creative
Every food for the rest of your life tastes like one of the following: BBQ Chips, Creamed Corn, or Yogurt Covered Pretzels. Which do you choose?
man those are horrible choices, BBQ chips I guess
For the rest of your life, you have to watch one episode of the following everyday of your life: Star Trek, Gunsmoke, or Murder, She Wrote. And at the end of each series run, you have to write a 25 page thesis on the series and what it meant to you. You cannot plagarize and you cannot ever repeat yourself. Which is it?
Star Trek I guess, cause it had a crapload of different types of episodes at least
You have to eliminate one of the following for all of eternity: Horseradish, Tabasco or 1000 Island Dressing. Which would you eradicate?
1000 islands, that shit is horrible why do people eat it.
You have the option of either losing your sight totally and permanently or having complete eyesight but losing your hearing totally and permanently. Which do you choose?
Sight, no question asked, I will be able to remember how certain things looked, but not being able to hear music or laughter or the soft sound of a passionate voice in your ear, no thanks.
Have you ever drank a beer in the shower?
on more than one occasion
What's the most ironic thing that's ever happened to you?
I don't know, primarily because I tend to screw up what is Ironic and what is just bad coincidence
You get cold sores often?
no
Who would you rather be next door neighbors with: Lance Storm, LeBron James or Lars Ulrich? (They move next to you or across the hall, you don't get to upgrade)
Lance Storm
You have to have one of the three following playing constantly in your head: Carnival music, a banjo, or a snare drum being rattled. Which one?
Snare Drum
If you got to relive someones life exactly the way that it happened, who would you relive? Ray Charles, Genghis Khan or Benjamin Franklin?
Gengis Khan, that would be an epic life
What is the worst physical ailment you have ever had?
The shakes while detoxing. Going clean was the single hardest thing I have ever done.
Do you wear sandals often?
Just to get the mail or take out the trash, if I am going out in public, my feet get covered.
Who is your favorite Boxer of all time?
Iron Mike Tyson, both the dominating version, and the crazy version
Would you rather with the same salary, be a 12th man for an NBA team with no future to be anything better or a bench player for life on a Major League team?
The NBA one, there games tend to be shorter, so I would have more free time.
Which War would you rather fight in: The Revolutionary War, the Civil War, or WW II?
World War II, the variety of battlegrounds means that you could end up in some crazy situations.
Do you like the game Risk?
It's okay, but I suck at it
More annoying: Florida Gators or USC Trojans?
This is college sports right? I can't answer as I know nothing about college sports at all.
Ever shave your head?
on several different occasions
When was the first time you masturbated?
Hell if I know, but I would guess around 13ish
If you had to be tortured to death, what would be the worst possible way to go?
Having body parts removed one piece at a time
What would be the worst (possible) death of the following three:
Dropped in the middle of the Atlantic, Impaled on a spike, or chained to the ground with honey poured all over you?
The honey one, that one seems like it would be the longest one
What's your favorite color?
I'm partial to the color green
Did you ever own a Care Bear?
No, but my sister had like eleventy thousand of em around the house, so He-man fought giant bears alot.
All Asians, Hispanics or Black are wiped out on Earth and it's your choice. Who do you eliminate?
I can't do it, I just don't have that kind of mindset, even when it's just joking around.
What if after you pick, the group you chose wasn't really eradicated and they all know that you chose them to be eliminated. And they were pissed. Would you shit yourself?
If I had picked, yes, because I would have betrayed my own personal set of beliefs, and because I would probally be getting the shit kicked out of me.
Have you ever shit yourself? How many times?
Once. I was so sick that as I was throwing up I could not prevent the shit from coming out. It was the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to me.
Ankle socks, knee high socks or no socks?
Ankle socks
With over population running rampant, do you think Hitler or the Chinese might have had something?
No, not at all
Have you ever gotten drunk three times in the same day(s)without sleeping?
maybe? I can't think of a specific instance, but i'm sure it happened
Favorite movie villains: Russians, Arabs or the English?
The Russians, they just do the giant bad ass so well, and the language is gruff enough to be genuinly intimidating
If you had a co-worker that didn't shower very often, would you tell management that you work with a stinky motherfucker?
Yes, but only after I told them that they were a stinky motherfucker that needed a shower
Sprite or 7Up?
neither, I don't drink anything that is carbonated
Have you ever told someone to "have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up"?
No I have not
Do you ever expand the message box when making a post?
I don't know how to do that, so no
If you could be a camera man for any sport, which would it be?
Womens Beach Volleyball
You have to kill someone in any way you choose or be a parapelegic for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
If I get to choose who i'm killing, I go for the kill, and do it via gunshot to the back of the head. If it is just a random stranger, I take being parapalegic
Canned beer or bottled beer?
Bottled, and you allready asked this question
How many bottles of wine have you drank in one night?
Two and a Half, and you allready asked this question
Your remote breaks. How long do you take to get it fixed?
I don't, I just use the TV until I either get a new tv, or a new cable box.
Can I name your next kid?
No, I'm not planning on having kids
Would you rather stand for 8 hours straight or sit in a prone, upright position for 16 hours straight?
Stand
Ever given your significant other a Dutch Oven?
No, I usually try to leave the room if a fart is coming on
If you had to move to Dallas Texas or Houston Texas, knowing only what you know about them now, which would you move to?
Houston, only because i've lived in Dallas before
Every liquid you ever drink tastes like one of the following: pinot noir, Crystal Pepsi or fruit punch gatorade. Which do you choose?
Fruit Punch Gatorade, I love that shit
Would you rather wrestle a porcupine or belly flop on a cactus?
Belly flop the cactus
Ever film you and your lady/guy "doin' it"
Nope
Ever been hustled in pool?
Yes, and you allready asked this
Do you like horseradish?
Nope
If Cedrick the Entertainer started dating your mom, would you be weirded out?
Yes, but mainly because my mom is ridiculously racist
If you were raped by a dude, would you rather be raped long and hard by a dude with a 6 inch dick or short and violent by a dude with a 12 inch dick? (Long = an hour, Short = 20 minutes)
crap that is a no win situation, but I suppose I say the six incher, just cause there is less chance for permanent damage
Would you throw away a royal flush if you got one against your boss, who you promised you would lose to for the purpose of stroking their ego?
Hell no, The only ego I stroke is mine
Say you're walking your dog and some lady comes up and yells at you because your dog reminds her of her old dog that just died and she's ultra pissed at you because you have the nerve of walking your dog that looks like her dog and she attacks you with a fork. Do you run, sic your dog on her or punch her out. She is fucking relentless.
It's an old lady, I knock her down and tell her to piss off before she breaks a hip. You don't get a pass just because you are old, you attack me, i'm fighting back.
If I ever came to your city, would you have a drink/dinner with me?
Yes, I love meeting new people and would share food or drink with any punster, an most OOers.
What city do you live in?
Wilson, NC
What is your height/weight.hair color/choice of fate?
I am six feet tall, weigh 150 lbs, have brown hair with blonde streaks, and I would love to be sitting on a bus and spontaneously combust after yelling out "Flame on"
What kind of food do you like?
I eat beef and pork, Steak with a side of porkchops is an average meal for me.
Are you a board gamer?
I do like board games, and love trying new ones.
How often do you shower?
Daily, the mohawk requires me to wash my hair daily as well
Do you use Q-Tips after every shower?
nope, Q-tips are bad for you, I have these disposable hook things that pull the wax out.
Have you ever drank a bottle of white wine and watched a movie your ex girlfriend loved while crying your eyes out?
No, while I do like white whine, i'm not really one for the waterworks
If you witnessed a mob murder, would you testify in the trial if you were the best/only eye witness and the case hung in your hands?
yes, but I would feel bad about being a snitch
Would you rather marry a smoking hot chick who never fucked you and when she did was a stiff lay or marry a fugly dog that fucked liked coked up banshees?
neither, I am against marriage. I believe it is an outdated concept, it's just not for me
Ever smoke crack? Snort coke? Rig up a spike?
No, Yes, and no
If someone offered you a job as the state's executioner but it paid $250,000 per execution would you take it?
No, I just couldn't be that guy
You live near Pun. Why don't you go hang out with that guy sometime?
He never asked, I'm not sure how far away he is, my car just got wrecked, take your pick.
If you dated a chick that you really liked and she was hot and fucked hard and was cool and let you do whatever and was just the coolest person you'd ever been with but she had a confession on your wedding night that she was a post op tranny would you be mad? Try to get an anullment?
Would not bother me at all, I swing both ways anyhow, so it's not really an issue to me.
How many dates with a hot chick that was coolcoolcool would be you're limit if she didn't give up the pussy? What about any play? How ong could you go just holding hands and whispering sweet nothings?
Sex is not important to me, so if someone is cool, we could date forever with nothing physical being involved, and I would be fine. The person would have to understand that physical urges do happen and would need to be prepared that I may end up hooking up with someone else as a result.
Could you date a girl that only wanted her ass banged and got no pleasure out of vagine penetration and wouldn't let you often do it?
I suppose so, but somehow I find that particular situation to be highly improbable
Say you met a chick and everything was going awesome and then she met your family and you found out you're dad cheated on your mom with her 3 years prior. Deal breaker? (I have no idea if your folks are still alive or not)
Yeah, that would be a deal breaker, people who are the cheaters on either side of the equation tend to do it again, and tend to lie about other things as well, and trust is key
Your folks still alive?
My Biological Mother and Adoptive Father are, I have no clue about my Biological Father
Favorite candy? How often do you eat candy?
Peanut Butter cups, I rarely eat candy, I've never been a big fan of sweets.
Would you rather spend 6 months in jail or in a coma? 6 years?
six months in Jail, you would miss alot in six years, and that six months will probally give you better stories to tell.
How white are you?
I'm more of an olive tone, my Biological dad is from Israel, and my Moms family hails from Hawaii, so It is kinda weird that I am as white as I am, but yeah I'm pretty white.
Ever been hustled in pool?
Yes
Canned beer or bottled beer?
Bottled, everything tastes better in a bottle
How many bottles of wine have you drank in one night?
Two and a half, and it ended up being the worst hangover i've ever had, I don't take to all the sugar well.
If your mom wasn't really your mom and you were single and she wanted to have sex with you, would you?
No, my mom is definetly not my type
Transformers, He-Man or GI Joe as a kid?
He-Man, the pride and joy of my toy collection was Castle Greyskull. I truly regret selling all of my Masters of the Universe toys at a yard sale.
What hair on your body do you shave?
any that is covering a tattoo, piercings or my junk
You have to have your feet or your hands cut off. Which set?
Feet, having to use a wheel chair or prosthetic would be much better then not being able to hold things.
You have to give up music, TV or movies and you can't use the internet to watch/listen to the one you give up). Which one?
TV, outside of wrestling and a couple of other shows, I really don't watch much TV, I listen to music and watch Netflix movies way more.
I went to a concert after the Super Bowl a few years back and everytime I went to the pisser I could not pee if I was in one of the urinals that was side by side to the other urinals. If no one else was there I could piss. If I got the stall (that later turned into the drug selling room) then I could piss. But when I had to stand side by side to a dude? Couldn't go. My dick was out and I could care less if a dude peeks, but I just couldn't release. Does this make me queer? Or anti-queer? After we left I pissed a river behind a gas station no prob. But at the urinal, it was not happenin'.
That does not make you queer or anti queer, it just means you have performance anxiety, the key is to dissasociate yourself from the situation, next time close your eyes and imagine yourself alone by a rushing waterfall, concentrate on the flow of the water, and it should help your flow as well.
(If you had kids,) One of your kids gets busted with dope. Would you treat them to an ass whoopin' or have a sit down like Howard Cunningham?
If it was just pot, I would talk to them about the dangers that come with getting caught with it and the dangers of going on to harder things, and warn them that they will have to face the consequences of their actions. Anything harder, and I will use myself as an example of the bad things that can happen, so I guess I go the Howard Cunnigham route.
Juarez scarin' you yet?
What is a Juarez?
Did you like the Walls of Jericho better when it wasn't just a Boston Crab?
Hell yes the extended knee to the back made it look so much more painfull
What's your favorite meat?
Bacon
Have any hot stock tips?
Don't take financial advice from me
You shave your Special Zone?
Yes
What's the best job you've ever had?
Pinata smasher at a party supply wharehouse
What's the worst job you've ever had?
Hotel desk clerk
You have to book 3 bands for a concert consisting of any current bands. Book it.
Panic at the Disco, Fall out Boy and Green Day
Book a three act concert using any acts of all time.
Sex Pistols, Ramones, and the Parliment Funkadelic
Know anybody that was buried in Mexico?
Nope
If you had to move out of N. Carolina but stay in the US, what state would you move to?
California, particularly somewhere that it is 85 and sunny everyday
If you had to leave the country, what country would you move to?
Spain, that county has the most beautiful people i've ever seen
What's your fight record?
don't know the exact number, but i'm guessing it's about even in the win/loss record
Who is this biggest asshole in sports?
Lebron James
Tell us about your computer.
It was from Wallmart, and was a gift, the speakers no longer reduce volume.
What do you keep your thermostat at?
75
Do you drink energy drinks or coffee or both or neither?
neither, I'm more of a juice or water guy
Say you see a naked pic of your girlfriend on some skank site from before you were together and there's another dude with her. How would that make you feel?
If it was from before me, I would find some humor in it. I really don't care what people do when they aren't with me, we all have skeletons in our closets
What if the pics were from since you were together?
Different story, cheaters tend to be liars, and I can't stand being lied to.
If someone was to give you $100,000 for a one time drug deal, would you do it?
Not anymore, I have to many problems with drugs to let myself into a situation like that again. Money isn't everything.
If your best friend told you, for whatever reason, to piss on his grave when he died, would you?
If he asked me to yes, but I would find it to be really strange and uncomfortable
What would you do if you found out one of your kids wasn't really your kid (if you had kids and were in a committed relationship with the girl)?
Sucks for the kid, but I would completely distance myself from the woman and the kid, I would not be able to see it without seeing a lie.
Are you a pissy driver that suffers from road rage?
Road rage no, but my recent accident leads me to believe that I may be a piss poor driver.
What television shows do you watch on a regular basis?
Wrestling, Top Chef, Chuck, Walking Dead, Iron Chef, Chopped, and way too much Animal Planet
Ever broken any bones? If so, then how?
I've broken my arm two ribs and my leg falling out of a tree, broke my shoulder by having a drum fall on it, broke my finger with a bowling ball, fused two vertebrae in my spine together jumping out of planes. I think that is all of em.
How do you like your steak?
Medium Rare
What's your favorite salad dressing?
Italian
You have to kill your lady with your barehands and you can't explain why or everyone in the Southern Hemisphere dies a slow and painful death. Choose.
I don't know everyone in the Southern Hemisphere, so I guess they are fucked.
Ever jerked it in Jersey?
Yes, Atlantic City to be precise
What are your next 3 netflix rentals? If you don't have netflix, then what kind of shits do you rent?
The night of the living dead, ECW Extreme rules and the Number 23
Have you ever seen the Rolling Stones in concert?
No
Do you like to spoil endings of movies or books for people?
nope
If you were at a bar and a dude was being an asshole and bumped into your lady and your lady got pissed and the dude hit your lady upside her head would you retaliate? Or would you be "too focused on your ladies' wellbeing"?
It would be on like donkey kong. Hit a lady whether she is mine or not, and i'm coming after you guns a blazing
Boxers or briefs?
Boxers
What's your favorite Matt Damon movie?
The Departed
If you found out Andy Dick fucked your lady before you met her, would you be OK with it?
I would be dissapointed in her poor taste, but I would get over it
If you found out I fucked your lady before you met her, would you be cool with it?
Would not bother me at all
Kill one of the following: Billy Joel, Ashley Olsen or Dr. Phil.
umm, I have no beef with any of them, but I guess Dr. Phil, just cause I dislike the sound of his voice
What's your Wii Age?
what is a wii age?
Can you sleep in complete silence or do you need a TV/Radio on?
I can sleep in any condition, silence or noise it matters not
Can you sleep without a fan?
Yes
Without looking it up, Worst hurricane in US history (in regards to loss of life)?
Hugo I believe
Favorite Wire character and why (No spoilers)?
I have never seen an episode of the Wire
When someone you are with is not paying attention and someone else is walking up to you do you ever say "Omar comin' " and then raise up and run in the other direction?
no, I can't say that I have
Do you dislike unloading the dish washer? What about vacuuming?
I hand wash my dishes (no dishwasher) and vaccuming does not bother me at all
What pain reliever do you use when you have a head ache?
Beer
Do you feel like you're wasting your time answering my questions?
Nope, some of them are rather creative
Every food for the rest of your life tastes like one of the following: BBQ Chips, Creamed Corn, or Yogurt Covered Pretzels. Which do you choose?
man those are horrible choices, BBQ chips I guess
For the rest of your life, you have to watch one episode of the following everyday of your life: Star Trek, Gunsmoke, or Murder, She Wrote. And at the end of each series run, you have to write a 25 page thesis on the series and what it meant to you. You cannot plagarize and you cannot ever repeat yourself. Which is it?
Star Trek I guess, cause it had a crapload of different types of episodes at least
You have to eliminate one of the following for all of eternity: Horseradish, Tabasco or 1000 Island Dressing. Which would you eradicate?
1000 islands, that shit is horrible why do people eat it.
You have the option of either losing your sight totally and permanently or having complete eyesight but losing your hearing totally and permanently. Which do you choose?
Sight, no question asked, I will be able to remember how certain things looked, but not being able to hear music or laughter or the soft sound of a passionate voice in your ear, no thanks.
Have you ever drank a beer in the shower?
on more than one occasion
What's the most ironic thing that's ever happened to you?
I don't know, primarily because I tend to screw up what is Ironic and what is just bad coincidence
You get cold sores often?
no
Who would you rather be next door neighbors with: Lance Storm, LeBron James or Lars Ulrich? (They move next to you or across the hall, you don't get to upgrade)
Lance Storm
You have to have one of the three following playing constantly in your head: Carnival music, a banjo, or a snare drum being rattled. Which one?
Snare Drum
If you got to relive someones life exactly the way that it happened, who would you relive? Ray Charles, Genghis Khan or Benjamin Franklin?
Gengis Khan, that would be an epic life
What is the worst physical ailment you have ever had?
The shakes while detoxing. Going clean was the single hardest thing I have ever done.
Do you wear sandals often?
Just to get the mail or take out the trash, if I am going out in public, my feet get covered.
Who is your favorite Boxer of all time?
Iron Mike Tyson, both the dominating version, and the crazy version
Would you rather with the same salary, be a 12th man for an NBA team with no future to be anything better or a bench player for life on a Major League team?
The NBA one, there games tend to be shorter, so I would have more free time.
Which War would you rather fight in: The Revolutionary War, the Civil War, or WW II?
World War II, the variety of battlegrounds means that you could end up in some crazy situations.
Do you like the game Risk?
It's okay, but I suck at it
More annoying: Florida Gators or USC Trojans?
This is college sports right? I can't answer as I know nothing about college sports at all.
Ever shave your head?
on several different occasions
When was the first time you masturbated?
Hell if I know, but I would guess around 13ish
If you had to be tortured to death, what would be the worst possible way to go?
Having body parts removed one piece at a time
What would be the worst (possible) death of the following three:
Dropped in the middle of the Atlantic, Impaled on a spike, or chained to the ground with honey poured all over you?
The honey one, that one seems like it would be the longest one
What's your favorite color?
I'm partial to the color green
Did you ever own a Care Bear?
No, but my sister had like eleventy thousand of em around the house, so He-man fought giant bears alot.
All Asians, Hispanics or Black are wiped out on Earth and it's your choice. Who do you eliminate?
I can't do it, I just don't have that kind of mindset, even when it's just joking around.
What if after you pick, the group you chose wasn't really eradicated and they all know that you chose them to be eliminated. And they were pissed. Would you shit yourself?
If I had picked, yes, because I would have betrayed my own personal set of beliefs, and because I would probally be getting the shit kicked out of me.
Have you ever shit yourself? How many times?
Once. I was so sick that as I was throwing up I could not prevent the shit from coming out. It was the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to me.
Ankle socks, knee high socks or no socks?
Ankle socks
With over population running rampant, do you think Hitler or the Chinese might have had something?
No, not at all
Have you ever gotten drunk three times in the same day(s)without sleeping?
maybe? I can't think of a specific instance, but i'm sure it happened
Favorite movie villains: Russians, Arabs or the English?
The Russians, they just do the giant bad ass so well, and the language is gruff enough to be genuinly intimidating
If you had a co-worker that didn't shower very often, would you tell management that you work with a stinky motherfucker?
Yes, but only after I told them that they were a stinky motherfucker that needed a shower
Sprite or 7Up?
neither, I don't drink anything that is carbonated
Have you ever told someone to "have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up"?
No I have not
Do you ever expand the message box when making a post?
I don't know how to do that, so no
If you could be a camera man for any sport, which would it be?
Womens Beach Volleyball
You have to kill someone in any way you choose or be a parapelegic for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
If I get to choose who i'm killing, I go for the kill, and do it via gunshot to the back of the head. If it is just a random stranger, I take being parapalegic
Canned beer or bottled beer?
Bottled, and you allready asked this question
How many bottles of wine have you drank in one night?
Two and a Half, and you allready asked this question
Your remote breaks. How long do you take to get it fixed?
I don't, I just use the TV until I either get a new tv, or a new cable box.
Can I name your next kid?
No, I'm not planning on having kids
Would you rather stand for 8 hours straight or sit in a prone, upright position for 16 hours straight?
Stand
Ever given your significant other a Dutch Oven?
No, I usually try to leave the room if a fart is coming on
If you had to move to Dallas Texas or Houston Texas, knowing only what you know about them now, which would you move to?
Houston, only because i've lived in Dallas before
Every liquid you ever drink tastes like one of the following: pinot noir, Crystal Pepsi or fruit punch gatorade. Which do you choose?
Fruit Punch Gatorade, I love that shit
Would you rather wrestle a porcupine or belly flop on a cactus?
Belly flop the cactus
Ever film you and your lady/guy "doin' it"
Nope
Ever been hustled in pool?
Yes, and you allready asked this
Do you like horseradish?
Nope
If Cedrick the Entertainer started dating your mom, would you be weirded out?
Yes, but mainly because my mom is ridiculously racist
If you were raped by a dude, would you rather be raped long and hard by a dude with a 6 inch dick or short and violent by a dude with a 12 inch dick? (Long = an hour, Short = 20 minutes)
crap that is a no win situation, but I suppose I say the six incher, just cause there is less chance for permanent damage
Would you throw away a royal flush if you got one against your boss, who you promised you would lose to for the purpose of stroking their ego?
Hell no, The only ego I stroke is mine
Say you're walking your dog and some lady comes up and yells at you because your dog reminds her of her old dog that just died and she's ultra pissed at you because you have the nerve of walking your dog that looks like her dog and she attacks you with a fork. Do you run, sic your dog on her or punch her out. She is fucking relentless.
It's an old lady, I knock her down and tell her to piss off before she breaks a hip. You don't get a pass just because you are old, you attack me, i'm fighting back.