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vs.

[Habs]

that stupid bear doesn't stand a chance

[Moosehead Jack]

I have no idea who she is, but she couldn't beat a bear

[Lou]

Just because, in an obvious hostile situation, dudes come at her assuming she isn't armed with something and she takes care of them, doesn't mean she's a super bad ass. It means those guys are dumb.

[Habs]

oh cause a bear is super smart, everyone knows that.

[Moosehead Jack]

they don't have to be smart. They are killing machines. A bear would destroy her, then go munch on some salmon just for fun. Or, in Baloo's case, some bananas, cause thats how he rolls

[Habs]

You know what bears have a problem with? Guns....

You know what Black Widow carries? Guns....

Do you see that the bear has no chance (of course you don't, but that's not your fault)

[wyattcox]

Apr 5, 2013 7:29:50 GMT -5 Moosehead Jack said:

they don't have to be smart. They are killing machines. A bear would destroy her, then go munch on some salmon just for fun. Or, in Baloo's case, some bananas, cause thats how he rolls

And Phil Harris as Balloo is 10000000% better than whoever she is being whatever she is. But then again, I'm old and actually know who Phil Harris is....

[Moosehead Jack]

Apr 5, 2013 8:02:38 GMT -5 Habs said:

You know what bears have a problem with? Guns....

You know what Black Widow carries? Guns....

Do you see that the bear has no chance (of course you don't, but that's not your fault)

Wait, if we are counting guns, then the guy from Predator with the gatlin gun wins this whole thing. That is just stupid. If you have some sort of power, or you are a good fighter, or something like that, fine, but using guns is just stupid.

So essentially, take away her guns and she is just some woman. And since she is just a person in the woods, the bear wins easy

[Habs]

oh!!!!!!!! so an american that goes the "no gun" route. Way to say fuck off to your forth amendment: the right to bear arms!

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[Habs]

ok it's the second amendment.... if you would have written the thing correctly from the get go no amendments would be necessary

[Moosehead Jack]

that proves my point! Bear arms are so fucking awesome that we had to make it a constitutional right to have them! Yet, does she have bear arms? No she does not. Does Baloo have bear arms? Yes he does.

Baloo wins again

[Habs]

Touché. still going with the hot chick.... BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE BEAR ARMS!

[Angle]

Apr 5, 2013 13:02:40 GMT -5 Moosehead Jack said:

Apr 5, 2013 8:02:38 GMT -5 Habs said:

You know what bears have a problem with? Guns....

You know what Black Widow carries? Guns....

Do you see that the bear has no chance (of course you don't, but that's not your fault)

Wait, if we are counting guns, then the guy from Predator with the gatlin gun wins this whole thing. That is just stupid. If you have some sort of power, or you are a good fighter, or something like that, fine, but using guns is just stupid.

So essentially, take away her guns and she is just some woman. And since she is just a person in the woods, the bear wins easy

Even if you take away her guns, she's still a Super-Solider that could take out Baloo empty-handed, and he'd never see it coming.

[Moosehead Jack]

no she couldn't because HES A FUCKING BEAR! One swipe from his awesome bear arm, and her head is sailing through the air watching as he pulls her still beating heart out of her chest and devours it.

Because he's a fucking bear.

[Deleted]

He lost, Moose. He lost.

[Habs]

Moose lose to bear all the time

[Moosehead Jack]

[sop]six of you are fucking idiots[/sop]

[Angle]

Apr 8, 2013 13:40:16 GMT -5 Moosehead Jack said:

no she couldn't because HES A FUCKING BEAR! One swipe from his awesome bear arm, and her head is sailing through the air watching as he pulls her still beating heart out of her chest and devours it.

Because he's a fucking bear.

Right, but he'd have to hit her with it, and this is a woman whose reflexes are so strong, she has dodged a bullet at point-blank range.

Also, although it would just make you wanna vote for Baloo even more, Black Widow is a member of The Avengers, so she's dealt with a lot worse than a bear.

[Habs]

Go Angle!

[Moosehead Jack]

Reflexes don't matter, the bear is not shooting her at point blank range. Once she tries to get close enough to kill the bear, the bear slaps her head off and eats her soul. Its a total mismatch......well, except to six of you who think some girl who needs mace to fend off suits could beat a goddamn bear

[Doug]

Moose, normally I would agree with you on them being Soulless killing machines, except this is Baloo. He spent most of his time dancing around with a twelve year old boy. He was less soulless killing machine, and more leather wearing hairy gay guy. And let's face it, the only people they are dangerous to is conservative middle Americans.