[Batman]

the Batman Wrestling Organization

BATMAN: Good evening, wrestling fans. I am proud to stand here before you and announce the formation of Batman Wrestling!

Stay tuned right here-- same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel-- for introductory words from each of our amazing talents as they are drafted.

To address one inevitable question-- we are aware that the rules require that the authority figure of each promotion be drafted, the same as any other talent. Fear not, the name of the talent portraying the role of Batman will be announced once drafted. But it doesn't really matter who's under this cowl. I'm the Batman, and I'm running things around here, and that's all you need to know.

[Batman]

KENDRICK: Well, well, well, here we are again.... Once again, THE Brian Kendrick has been totally undervalued in this draft, but once again, I'm the man with the microphone! Because I'm the one with the brains and the speaking ability for the job... Now I'm going to tell you all exactly how it's going to be....


BATMAN: Sit down, son.

KENDRICK: I'm sorry? What did you say to me?

BATMAN: It's very simple, son. Everyone is going to get the opportunity to speak, in the order they were drafted.

Anyone who doesn't abide by this will be out of the running to compete for a slot in the Super P Cup.

KENDRICK: ...

BATMAN: That's what I thought.

[Batman]

BATMAN: I'm very proud to announce the first draft pick of the Batman Wrestling Organization. A fighter with an incredible combination of skill, strength, and savagery, he is the incomparable....

...BROCK! LESNAR!


LESNAR: Uh, thank you for the kind introduction, Mister (ha ha!) "Batman"....

I've been given a little time to speak, but there's not a lot to say. I am the best ever. You can see that-- because Mister Batman here has all of the wrestlers throughout time to choose from, and still he has floundered trying to come up with someone who can match me, who can give me some real competition. He's floundered and HE HAS FAILED.

Look what happened to Del Rio. Talented Olympic wrestler. Giant killer. Batman grabbed him thinking he'd be a worthy opponent for me... and immediately had second thoughts... Realized that I was WAY out of his league. And finally... traded him to the Dead's promotion for peanuts... nothing but "next pick."

There's no competition here for me! There are no worthy opponents!

But that's all right by me. Don't get me wrong-- I like a challenge. But I like just beating a guy up, too-- even if it is all too easy.

I've got nothin' to prove, but I'm sure as hell not gonna let any of you all prove something at my expense.

It's simple, really-- you set 'em up, Batman... and I'll knock 'em down.

[Batman]

BATMAN: Good evening, everyone! I'm very proud to announce our second draft pick, the Hardcore Legend... Mick Foley!

("God's Gonna Cut You Down" plays...)



MANKIND: Actually, you can call me "Mankind". I chose that name, you know. I didn't choose the mask... Or the costume... But the name...? That was all me.

It's not just a pun, it's not just a play on words, it's a promise. I am Mankind! I am every man. I am a regular guy, just like any of you watching at home. Homely. Chubby. Only moderately athletic. And yet I have LIVED MY DREAMS!

but SOME PEOPLE point to ME and call me a bad role model. a bad role model FOR CHILDREN! children like my own.... they say, "mick foley teaches young people that the way to succeed is to take unnecessary chances, to trade your future health for momentary success."

"that's not the right way to succeed," they say.... "you should train hard, say your prayers, take your vitamins... and someday-- MAYBE!-- you can be like me!"

LIARS!!

You think of yourself as a role-model, don't you Batman?


BATMAN: Why, yes. I... MANKIND: SHUT UP!! Shut up. people say that batman is an "everyman"... they say, "he has no superpowers, but he worked hard, and trained, and look at him now, he can hold his own with superman and the justice league...."

THAT'S CRAP! you're no everyman. you're just like the hypocrites who criticize my life, and my choices. You were born on third base and you think you hit a triple. You inherited a billion dollars... you were born with physical and mental gifts the rest of us can only dream of. sure, you worked hard to develop and hone those gifts. let me tell you something: EVERYBODY WORKS HARD! not everybody gets as much out of it.

I suppose you've seen the trailers for the new Superman movie?

BATMAN: Now see here. I'll have you know that "Supe" is a close, personal... MANKIND: Dry up, you ridiculous ham!

MANKIND: In this trailer, Superman's birth dad says to him: "You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun." That sounds pretty, that sounds inspirational, but it... is... CRAP! Lex Luthor was right. We don't need to look up in the sky! We need to look inside our selves.

We regular guys can never train hard enough, pray earnestly enough, or shoot enough "vitamins" into our asses to catch up with you superheroes. That's not what it takes, that's not how we can hold our own against gods among men. "Training hard" can never catch us up to your natural, god-given gifts-- cause you guys are training hard, too....

But I know what it takes. I am a regular guy... A regular guy who has succeeded at the highest levels, competed against the very best in the world, and I have held my own-- and I have won-- when I was out of my league, and I can tell you WHAT IT TAKES!

IT!


TAKES!



SACRIFICE!

[Batman]

BATMAN: I am personally delighted to bring to you one of the biggest superstars in the history of professional wrestling... our third draft pick... the legendary...

HULK! HOGAN!



HOGAN: Thank you, um, Batman.

Mankind! You didn't say my name once yesterday, but I heard you, brother. Loud and clear! Every word of that was aimed at ME! I've never had any issue with you, brother, and I don't know why you're coming after me-- but that's fine. You don't have to like me-- we can settle it in the ring! I've got no problem with that.

What I do have a problem with is you implying that I'm a bad role model for kids.... I'm a darn good role model, brother! Training hard is the best way to get to where you're going in life-- it's the only way!

You're wrong to say that it's not. You're doing a real... disservice to kids everywhere, filling their minds with your mumbo-jumbo, letting them think there's some kind of shortcut to their dreams. Telling them that shortcuts are the only way they can catch up to somebody with more natural talent....

But that's fine... You decided to open your mouth-- now I just can't wait to get the chance to shut it for you... Brother.

[Batman]

BATMAN: I'm proud to announce Batman Wrestling's fourth pick-- the talented and innovative (Batman does the "thumbs" thing...) Rob... Van... Dam!



VAN DAM: Dude. You're Batman. Ha ha! That's awesome!

Uh....

Sorry... I got nothin....

Do you guys... uh...

...?

...have any questions?

A journalist named Lance RUSSELL: Rob, do you have any comment on the escalating war of words between Mankind and Hulk Hogan? Whose side is Rob Van Dam on?

VAN DAM: Yeah. Yeah, I've got something to say about that. Mick Foley is a... Mick Foley is a LEGEND. He paved the way for a guy like me-- a hardcore wrestler-- to become a main eventer.

I... y'know... respect Mick Foley. But, I've worked alongside him a long time and I can tell you he's also... totally nuts, man!

I mean, he has a point and all-- training can't replace natural talent. But that's no reason to go all Moriarty-"I will burn the heart out of you!" on Hogan, dude!

I mean, Hogan's a legend, too! I'll be honored to tag-team with either guy, or to wrestle against either guy. But I'm not taking sides!

[Batman]

LESNAR: Everybody's talking about this issue between Hogan and Foley. People are saying it's "the defining issue of Batman Wrestling." People want to know where I stand.

I'll tell you...

I don't care.

Is Hogan a Super-hero? A role model? A false messiah?

I don't know. I don't care.

Is Foley a villain? A lunatic? An anti-hero?

I don't know. I don't care.

There is a REASON that my finisher is called the F-5.

I'm not a hero. I'm not a villain.

I'm a hurricane.

I'm an earthquake. I'm a tornado. I'm a force.

If you're in the path of a hurricane, you have two options: get out of the way, or be destroyed.

Others may try to destroy you... out of hate-- I will destroy you... and NOT CARE.

[Chris Eco]

Aw fuck, Sergei, I forgot how good you are at this shit when you're motivated. Loved the Foley promo. I'm going to have to step it up.

[Batman]

BATMAN: Good evening...



KENDRICK: Hey! Hey... Is it OK for me to talk now? Is it my turn, "Batman"? Have I waited in line long enough? OK, good. Mick Foley has one thing right for sure-- you never get anywhere waiting in line. The people ahead of you in line now will be the same people ahead of you next year and the year after-- until you push them out of your way!

Now I don't NEED some guy in a crappy Batman suit to introduce me. In fact I need no introduction at ALL... But I'm going to introduce myself anyway.... Simply because I like the sound of my own voice.... And the sound of my own name....

I am THE Brian Kendrick, the most spectacular high-flying innovator the world has ever seen!

And before I'm though, this place will be ALL MINE!

[Batman]

Jun 13, 2013 11:20:56 GMT -5 Chris Eco said:

Aw fuck, Sergei, I forgot how good you are at this shit when you're motivated. Loved the Foley promo. I'm going to have to step it up.

Thank you. That Foley promo might be my favorite thing I've ever written. I'm LOVING this fed right now....

[Batman]

HOGAN: Well, I can hear that Hulkamania is alive and well RIGHT HERE in Minneapolis, Minnesota, brother! But tonight isn't about me. I have the privilege to introduce Batman Wrestling's sixth pick of the draft, a young dude who I think is the most spectacular, high-flying innovator in the whole world. And he's a Hulkamaniac, too boot! I want all of my maniacs to give it up for Evan Bourne!



BOURNE: Thanks so much, Hulk! Being introduced by a legend like you is a huge honor!

I don't have a lot to say, I just want to thank all of you fans for supporting me, and promise you I will continue to... uh... put forth my best effort to astonish and entertain you. It took a lot of work to reach this point, and I'm not going to stop now! I'm not the biggest guy on this roster, but I'm going to keep trying and training and improving until I can beat anybody around!

And if I can do it, anybody can do it!

Hulkamania Forever!


KENDRICK: Oh, come ONNNNN! You're really going to try to sell yourself as some inspirational underdog, just cause you're a little bit shrimpy?! If you can do it, anybody can do it-- IF they had your balance, agility, conditioning, athleticism.... Nobody has that!

Welllll....

Except for ME!

[The Canadian Content]

Damn. Hogan/Foley. I'm in.

[Batman]

BATMAN: Hello, wrestling fans! I'd like to introduce to you a wrestler with a dazzling combination of cool balance, agility.... and ferocious impact! Our seventh pick of the PWA draft... Japan's own... Hakushi!



HAKUSHI: ...

...

...

VAN DAM: I think I might be able to help you out, here....

BATMAN: Rob Van Dam? You're fluent in Japanese?

VAN DAM: Uh. I can get by.... But that's not important right now. Maybe you'd need a Japanese translator if you had drafted Jinsei Shinzaki (who looks a lot like this dude, but he does not have the tattoos) but you drafted Hakushi, who is not a Japanese-speaking wrestler. No, Hakushi is a silent wrestler.

And I've got a lot of experience working with a silent wrestler!

So, why don't you all address any questions to Hakushi, and I'll translate... you know, from non-verbal cues and, uh... body language!

RUSSELL: Hakushi, what is your take on the civil war that's splitting Batman Wrestling down the middle? Will you be joining team "Hulkamania Forever" or team "For Mankind"?

HAKUSHI: ...

VAN DAM: Yeah? Ok. Hakushi says that Hulk Hogan and Cactus Jack are two of the most respected gaijin wrestlers, ever, man-- and he could not possibly take sides between the two.

RUSSELL: Rob Van Dam, how can you get all of that... out of non-verbal communication?

VAN DAM: Dude. Hakushi, here, his non-verbal cues are, like... eloquent, man.

RUSSELL: Ok, then.... Hakushi, if you're not taking part in the Hulkamania / Mankind war, what are your plans here at Batman Wrestling?

HAKUSHI: ...

VAN DAM: Yeah? Wow, cool. Hakushi says that he will be happy to accept any competition that comes his way, but he would be particularly interested in competing against or alongside one.... Who, again? Me? Really? That's awesome, dude.... alongside (...Rob does the thumbs thing...) Rob... Van... Dam!

(Rob gives Hakushi a Japanese bow. Hakushi looks bewildered and non-plussed, but he returns the bow out of common courtesy....)

[Batman]

VAN DAM: Heyyyyyy! Believe it or not, Mister Batman asked me to come out here and introduce our next draft pick-- I think cause we have the same finisher....



BARR: That's right, Mister Monday Night! But I don't need any introductions from one of the many who stole my frog splash from me!

And if you all don't know who I am... you'll figure it out as we go along! I'm the Love Machine! I'm el Gringo Loco! I'm the frog-splash innovator! And if that's still not ringing any bells, my name is Art Barr-- and I'm going to make a name for myself here at Batman Wrestling!

And if I have to go through you to do it, Mister Whole-Fuckin-Show? Well, that's just a bonus!

VAN DAM: Hey, dude, I can appreciate where you're coming from. You want to get a rivalry started, make something happen around here, I get that. But me and Hakushi have got this whole "Silent and Violent" thing going on. Right, Hakushi?

HAKUSHI: ...

VAN DAM: See? He agrees. So, if you wanna come at me-- you're short a man. You're gonna need a partner!

BARR: That's not gonna be a problem, Rob. I've got just the man for the job.... And then we'll see who the master of the frog splash really is!

[Batman]

(There is a black screen, and the voice of Jimmy Jacobs...)



JACOBS: I've always been a leader, never a follower....

As a rookie, I stood alone. As I came into my own, I gathered a following. The Age of the Fall cut a swath through the wrestling landscape. I started a movement. We were all equals within the movement. But everyone knew... that I was first among equals.

So you know I'm not one to latch on to a veteran and hang off his coat-tails.

But what Mankind had to say.... It struck a chord with me.

There is nothing in this world worth accomplishing that can be accomplished without sacrifice. There is always a price to be paid.

Most likely that price will be paid in blood.

I stand ready to pay the price.

With your blood....



JACOBS: ...or with my own.

[Batman]

LAWLER: So. You wanna know about me and Hogan? No-- it's true, we don't see eye to eye. We have different tactics. He likes the rush of adrenaline he gets from hearing the cheers of his Maniacs. Me?-- I like the simple things. A little smoke in my opponent's eyes; the angry boos from the crowd....

But if Hulk Hogan is going to take a stand against that maniac Mick Foley... and this rabble he's gathering-- then I'll stand right by his side! They say that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Now, I don't like Hulk Hogan, but I respect him. Mick Foley?-- He's insane. He's a mad dog that needs to be put down.

But you know what's really crazy? How many young wrestlers are drinking his Kool-Aid! That fat slob doesn't have a thing to say that's worth saying! Or worth listening to!

But I've got a little surprise for Mick Foley! Right here in this box!

(Pan out to show Lawler gesture at a big pine box....)



LAWLER: Yeah, you want to know what the surprise is Foley? Well, you'll find out. When the time is right.

(On closer inspection, the box has air holes...! Strange moans are coming from within.... Fade to black....)

[Batman]

SANDMAN: Me? I'm a man of few words....

So here's a few for ya:

Mick Foley! I hear you're buildin' an army?

Count me IN....

[Batman]

BARR: Hey, "Bat-fans"! I'm here to introduce a man... who has a lot in common with me, the Love Machine, Art Barr!.... A man who was an innovator, and a high-flier-- back when that was a new thing. A man who was UNFAIRLY OVERSHADOWED by his former tag-team partner.... A man who would make a GREAT tag-team partner for yours truly.

I'm talking about the one-and-only... MARTY JANNETTY!



JANNETTY: I really can't thank you enough for those kind words, Mister Barr...

BARR: Call me Art!

JANNETTY: OK, Art... It's nice to know that my work and my legacy aren't completely forgotten. And the "Terror Rockers" taking on "Silent and Violent" sounds like the kind of match that could steal the show away from Lesnar, Hogan, and Mankind. So I'll team up with you if you want....

BUT.

If you're looking for a guy with a chip on his shoulder, you need to look elsewhere! I don't begrudge Shawn Michaels his success-- he earned it! And I have nobody to blame for my misfortunes but myself. But I have a second chance here at Batman Wrestling and I intend to capitalize on that! I'm not going to let distractions like resentment, jealousy, or petty vices stand in my way. (Barr looks a little uncomfortable at the mention of "vices"...) I'm going to build a new legacy! Do you want to be a part of that?

(Jannetty holds out his hand...)

BARR: ... (Barr hesitates...)

Hell, yeah! (They shake on it.) We don't have to see eye-to-eye on every little thing to be a dangerous, effective team!

JANNETTY: I'm looking forward to it, Art....

[Batman]

GORGEOUS GEORGE: My thoughts? Well, Mister Hogan is nothing but your typical musclebound oaf, beloved by the rabble. No different than a Sheamus or a Batista, just a little luckier in his legacy, a little more skilled at his base demagoguery. Gorgeous George has no respect for his ilk.

I had no respect for Mick Foley, either-- when first we met. A typical boorish brute, at first glance. But through the wars that we had... I learned not to judge that book by it's cover! I've never met a man who was tougher, nor a man who was more dangerous-- and that's even counting the handsome fellow I see in the mirror each morning!

(I am NOT, by the way, referring only to his physical gifts-- his body's superhuman tolerance for pain and abuse. Despite his gauche exterior, that man has a mind for the chess-game of professional wrestling matched only by my own....)

We had our bloody war, and I came out on top-- by the nearest of margins, and with a lot of luck, I'll admit it! And in the end, when I had the opportunity to face him again... I ducked him. I'm not ashamed to say that the man frightens me.

But I am ashamed of one thing-- I am ashamed that we dragged children into our war, Jack. The young wrestlers we were supposedly mentoring fought our battles, took our risks, and they paid the price. I won't be part of another children's crusade, sir. Not on either side.

But I will be rooting for you, my good fellow.

LAWLER: Well, those are some fine and pretty words, Georgie Porgy... But the King has got two problems with you, Puddin' Pie!

GEORGE: Pray tell, good sir....

LAWLER: First, is the fact that you have anything good to say about that worthless slob, Mick Foley!

The second is that a fruity little man like you has the nerve to walk around here with a crown in his mitt! I'll have you know that this organization only has room for one King... and you're lookin' at him, Jack!

GEORGE: Is that right. And what, pray tell, did you do to earn the crown you carry around this place? Or did you just decide one day that it would be clever to start calling yourself a "King"...?

This crown... the Armageddon Crown... is aptly named....



GEORGE: I walked through hell barefoot for this. I fought monsters, and giants, and demigods for THIS! And I certainly have no intention of relinquishing it simply because you see something shiny and your troglodyte brain says "me wanty!"

But I will fight you for it. I will put the Armageddon Crown on the line in a match. On one condition!

LAWLER: And what might that be, fruit-loop?!

GEORGE: If you win, you get the Armageddon Crown. But if I win....? You never walk around with any crown, nor refer to yourself as ANY kind of a King.... ever again.

LAWLER: ...

...

... Fine. You're on!

[Batman]

BATMAN: Good afternoon, Bat-fans!

The time has come to discuss the Super P Cup and the Super P Tag-team Cup. First off, these are Battle Royale situations-- so I will NOT be sending any two men or two teams that are at each other's throats! This means-- as undeniably great as Hogan and Mankind are-- they are totally out of the running.

Now, we only really have two tag teams here at Batman Wrestling, "Silent and Violent" and "los Rockers del Terror".... While they seem headed for a showdown, this is based on healthy competition, not some blood-feud-- I have no question that their eyes will be on the prize and not on each other.... So I feel no hesitance in giving the shot at the Super P Tag-team cup to the teams of Rob Van Dam and Hakushi.... and Art Barr and Marty Jannetty....

Batman Wrestling's entrants into the Super P Tag-team Cup!

SILENT and VIOLENT!



and

los ROCKERS del TERROR!

The Super P Singles Cup is a trickier matter.... I am excluding Hulk Hogan and Mankind as well as their closest allies.... And I need two men who have a reputation for winning! After a great deal of consideration, I have chosen these two men: BROCK LESNAR!.... and GORGEOUS GEORGE!

Batman Wrestling's entrants into the Super P Singles Cup!

BROCK LESNAR!



and

GORGEOUS GEORGE!

[Batman]

(This happens:)



(Except that Lance Russell is the mic-stand guy.... and Batman mentions the weather in Minneapolis instead of Memphis... And Lawler says "that box" instead of "Doctor Frank"....)

BATMAN: Oh, no, no... I'm in no hurry to get to the car show.... I'm as curious as anyone else about what it is the evil King of Memphis is hiding in that OMINOUS box!

(Lawler walks back over, accompanied by a man driving a forklift carrying... THIS OMINOUS BOX!...)




LAWLER: Before we get to that, I've got a bone to pick with you, Batman. You've been acting like you're in charge around here... But I just checked the Batman Wrestling website and you're not listed as "commissioner" anymore-- it's changed and now it says "Celebrity Guest Host"! What's going on? Who's really in charge around here?

BATMAN: Well, when I was drafted, a Mister Shark (with that name-- clearly a super-villain) made the call that I was not eligible to hold the office of commissioner. A new commissioner has been chosen, who will remain anonymous until he or she is drafted-- but I assure you, I'm in close contact with the new commissioner and it will be my job announce all of his or her decisions.

LAWLER: Well, isn't that just special? If you're not eligible to do the job you were drafted to do, they should just fire you!

BATMAN: Why you, miscreant...

LAWLER: But I don't have any more time to waste on you, Batman....

Mick Foley! Jack! Mankind! Whatever you're calling yourself today, you schizo! I know you're watching at home! The time has finally come! It's time to reveal my surprise for you!

You see, I know that sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. You're a violent lunatic?... Well, I can go you one better. What I've got in this box is MORE violent, MORE vicious, and FAR more insane than you will ever be. I've got the CURE for Mankind right here. Batman Wrestling, say hello to...

(Lawler and the forklift driver pry open the box with crowbars....)

LAWLER: ...ABDULLAH!... the BUTCHER!

[Batman]

MANKIND: the name.... of batman wrestling's very first... quarterly super-card... has been chosen...

appropriately enough... it will be called...

...SUDDEN DEATH!



BATMAN: Ah... Yep. Yes, indeedy, Mister Mankind. Ah... Thank you for making that little announcement for us! "Sudden Death" is the name of the show, and the main event will see Team "For Mankind" and Team "Hulkamania Forever" face off in a match that's a brand new spin on an old favorite that we here at Batman Wrestling like to call... Beyond Wargames!

Like a normal Wargames match, it features two side-by-side rings, staggered entry, and a cage that falls over the rings once everyone is inside. But from there, a single pinfall is not enough to end the war!

Let me start from the beginning....

One of the rings will be decorated in Red and Yellow for Hulkamania-- the other will be black with a bloodied smiley-face on it for Team Mankind. Each team has their own entrance ramp on opposite sides of the arena. One entrant from each team begins the match-- after five minutes one more entrant from one team (we'll call them Team A) will enter, making it two-on-one. So far, just like Any other Wargames match. BUT, after another five minutes TWO entrants from Team B enter, making it three-on-two. Now the OTHER team has the man advantage, see?

After five more minutes two more entrants come out from Team A, making it four-on-three. Five more minutes and the last two members of Team B enter making it five-on-four. After five more minutes, the last member of Team A enters the ring and all ten men are finally in the ring. Now, normally in a Wargames match we would flip a coin or something to see who gets the man advantage, but in this version, the man advantage alternates.

One team gets the man advantage first, the other gets it last....

MANKIND: give hogan's team the man advantage first... that means hogan will get to come out by himself last and come to his teams's "rescue."

he'll like that. we'll SEE if he really can save them....

BATMAN: That... that will be taken under advisement, Mister Mankind....

Now, up until this point-- as in any Wargames match-- the participants can wrestle and brawl anywhere around ringside. There are no referees at this point because there are no pinfalls, submissions, or disqualifications-- no finishes of any kind until all ten participants have entered.

Once the final participant enters the ring, two referees will also enter and a huge cage will be lowered over the two rings. This will be a full 30 minutes into the match!

Now, UNLIKE a normal Wargames match, the match does not now go to the first pinfall. Instead, pinfalls or submissions will accrue points for each team....

1 point for making a pin in your home-turf ring.
2 points for a pin in the away-turf ring.
3 points for pinning the other team’s captain in his own ring.
4 points for a submission on anyone anywhere
5 points for pinning the other team’s captain in your home-turf ring.

First team to reach or exceed 7 points wins. Both teams simultaneously reaching the same score of 7 or greater leads to sudden death.

The captain of the winning team and the MVP based on points won minus points lost will each be considered number-one contenders.

MANKIND: number-one contenders for WHAT?

BATMAN: Uh. To be determined....

In addition to the main event, two other matches have been made for the Sudden Death supershow. A tag-team match between Silent and Violent and los Rockers del Terror... And a two-out-of-three falls match for the Armageddon Crown between the Superking and Gorgeous George.

BEYOND WARGAMES

HULKAMANIA FOREVER!	vs.	FOR MANKIND...
Hulk Hogan		Mankind

Evan Bourne	Abdullah the Butcher		THE Brian Kendricks	Jimmy Jacobs
???	???		The Sandman	???

A High-Flying Tag-Team Match!

Silent & Violent!	vs.	Los Rockers del Terror!

A Two-out-of-Three Falls Match
for

Gorgeous George	vs.	"Super King" Lawler

Also appearing...

Brock Lesnar	Spike	"Jumpin" Jim	The Sheik	Lenny Lane	The Bruiser

DON'T MISS IT!

[Batman]

BATMAN: I am very proud to announce that Batman Wrestling's own Brock Lesnar has come out on top over 37 other competitors to win the Prestigious Super P Cup! Congratulations, Brock Lesnar!

GEORGE: If I may be permitted to toot my own horn a little bit, here.... I would be remiss if I were to fail to point out that Gorgeous George surviving to the final four in such a grueling and competitive battle is no small feat, either!

BATMAN: Ah... Yes, Mister Wagner... congratulations to you as well!


LESNAR: All right! ENOUGH pussy-footin around! I just beat the very best that the world has to offer. The best that this company has to offer have been extremely busy developing feuds with one another-- clearly you're all afraid to face me!

Isn't it about time that you just man up and declare me World Champion by default?

BATMAN: Don't worry, Mister Lesnar-- you will be rewarded for bringing the Super P Cup to Batman wrestling....

...but the details need to await further developments in the draft.

LESNAR: Seriously? We're down to the dregs! You've GOT to be kidding me!....

[Amazing Jos]

Very intriguing stuff and everything looks so awesome and neatly organized! Anxiously awaiting a Brian Kendrick promo!

[Batman]

I'm not sure that Kendricks has anything more to say to set up this card.... NEXT one, though....

But thanks for the feedback....

I'd love to hear thoughts, opinions, from everybody who is reading and enjoying. Thanks!