[salmonjunkie]

My case for Green Goblin over Catwoman:

Green Goblin KILLED SPIDER-MAN's GIRLFRIEND. And unlike 99% of comic book deaths, they did not bring her back to life.

Better even, in House of M, they showed that Peter's biggest wish is that he was married to Gwen. THE GIRL GREEN GOBLIN KILLED.

Catwoman may be hot, but she ain't done shit compared to that.

[Loki]

Ha Haaaaaa! This is awesome! Finally, after so many pointless United States elections, I can now say MY VOTE COUNTS!

I can vote for Catwoman and tie up the counts thereby throwing this whole poll into chaos, or vote for the Goblin and seal his victory!

Choices, choices....

[williamssl]

Chaos! Chaos! Chaos! Chaos! Chaos! Let's make the disaster in Florida pale in comparison to what we have to go through .


And if it does go to the ultimate tiebreaker - my 7 year old - I'm 99% sure he's gonna pick Green Goblin unaided.

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GOBBY! GOBBY! GOBBY!!!

[The Canadian Content]

salmonjunkie said:

Green Goblin KILLED SPIDER-MAN's GIRLFRIEND. And unlike 99% of comic book deaths, they did not bring her back to life.

Um, unfortunately, that's not true. From what I remember, they brought her back and had her dating Norman Osborn. I'm not sure whether this story has been undone yet, but it happened.

[Loki]

Not quite. The story you're referencing took place before the Goblin killed Gwen. The timeline was like this:

Pete dated Gwen ----> Goblin killed Gwen


Now the timeline goes like this:


Pete dated Gwen ----> Gwen had wild monkey sex with Norman for some odd reasons ----> Gwen had kids ----> Goblin killed Gwen.



In closing, stick with your gay Thor buttfucking adventures. ;D

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

2 words: Eartha Kitt

[The Canadian Content]

Quoted for reference.

outbackjack said:

2 words: Eartha Kitt

[The Canadian Content]

Loki, the point I was making was that she was dead and then was brought back to life. They had to fuck with continuity to do it, but they did it.

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loki said:

Not quite. The story you're referencing took place before the Goblin killed Gwen. The timeline was like this:

Pete dated Gwen ----> Goblin killed Gwen


Now the timeline goes like this:


Pete dated Gwen ----> Gwen had wild monkey sex with Norman for some odd reasons ----> Gwen had kids ----> Goblin killed Gwen.



In closing, stick with your gay Thor buttfucking adventures. ;D

I see no butt-fucking here:

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Who in the holy blue fuck just voted for Catwoman and tied this mofo up?!?

DEATH AND ETERNAL SMITES!!!

[The Canadian Content]

Thanks for the new av, Gator. An exalt to you as soon as I'm able.

[Loki]

psychofish said:

Loki, the point I was making was that she was dead and then was brought back to life. They had to fuck with continuity to do it, but they did it.

They didn't bring her back to life, though. At least, not in the story arc you referenced.

[salmonjunkie]

She was not brought back to life. They just added something to her character post-humously. Still dead, was dead when that story arc took place.

[williamssl]

So Gobby fucked a dead chick?^* Gee I wish I could change my vote and vote for him now cuz he's so cool.

Like Necrophelia? Vote Green Goblin!


^*While I get what people are saying, that's one interpretation of all these posts.

[salmonjunkie]

How about Gobby fucked SPIDER-MAN's GIRLFRIEND. While she was alive, of course.

Catwoman may be hot, but she never fucked Robin.

[williamssl]

That's because Batman forced Robin to put Robin's dick up Batman's ass. Kind of hard to fuck catwoman when your boss/mentor/whatever is making you do that kind of stuff. Duh.

[Loki]

TIE VOTE! I'M EVEN MORE IMPORTANT NOW!!!!

The power.... ooooh, the power!

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SMITE!

[williamssl]

Now is that any way to treat someone who's vote you covet to get your villain over and into the next round where they can be decimated by Joker?

Bad Gator. Good Loki. gooooooood. [glow=purple,2,300]Vote catwoman.[/glow]

[Loki]

gatorbait said:

SMITE!

Hint: Tex is right. That's not helping your argument any....

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Fuck Joker. Fuck him in his stupid ass.

[Lucky]

Well he's no Carnage but... well he kicks Carnage's ass in about 1800 different ways.

salmonjunkie said:

How about Gobby fucked SPIDER-MAN's GIRLFRIEND. While she was alive, of course.

Damn. That's a good point. Now I wish I had voted for Goblin. Especially now that I realize my vote reversed would have made this bitch a tie. DAMN OUR LACK OF DISCUSSION PRIOR TO THE POLL BEING OPENED!

Catwoman may be hot, but she never fucked Robin.

I imagine I could find lots of stories and pictures on the internet to tell me different.

And seriouslly, fishy poo. They didn't bring Gwen back. It was a "retcon". A horribly pointless and annoying addition but barely even a contradiction to the continuity.

[Loki]

You're a freaking MOD. Abuse your power and change your vote!

[The Canadian Content]

luckylopez said:

And seriouslly, fishy poo. They didn't bring Gwen back. It was a "retcon". A horribly pointless and annoying addition but barely even a contradiction to the continuity.

Yeah, I'm absolutely willing to admit I'm wrong on this one. I thought they brought her back to life for the storyline, not that they re-wrote history so that she'd never died up to that point.