[The Jewish Cunthead]

loki said:

I'll post them today on my lunch hour. today on my lunch hour.

When?

[Loki]

gatorbait said:

Even so, Power Rangers had its own nomination. I am rendering the "this show led to others" argument pointless since nearly every cartoon can be traced back to another, as well. And all those can be traced back to cave drawings, etc.

You are rendering the argument pointless. You, Master Gator Bait, have climbed your mountain of insurance fraud reports and made your decision.

Okay, then. I guess I have only one thing to say to that.

La-de-freaking-DA.

I must’ve missed the memo that said anyone can render any discussion pointless. So cool! Since this is now the law of Pun’s land, I hereby decree:


- Solly has converted. No longer a part time Jew, he is now an avid follower of
Pitbullisa, where members must weekly show their affection for their goddess-on-earth, a Pit Bull named Isis, by licking a rabid dog’s crotch.

- Lucky is not Hispanic. Our good friend’s real name is Montgomery Alfonso Ferdinand the Fourth, and he has a proud direct Norwegian ancestry.

- The Cubs have won the last two World Series in a row and are favorites for their third straight WS ring. Any rumors of the White Sox and Cardinals having actually won the last two are pointless fantasy not grounded in reality whatsoever.

- The Cleveland Browns are the football team of the new millennium, having won or participated in the last seven straight Super Bowls. The only reason they haven’t won seven straight was because the refs were so obviously biased in favor of the Seahawks last year.

- Courtney is a big Dixie Chicks fan. HUGE. She’s such a dedicated fan that she was asked to tour with the group as one of their back up dancers.

- Eco is actually Asian. He was shunned by his family, who are direct descendants of Emperor Hirohito, for idolizing FDR as a child. Cast adrift, he illegally immigrated to America fifteen years ago. He has since worked his way up in the Republican party. He has secret plans to one day become president and unleash “Atom Bomb II! The Reckoning!” on his family in Tokyo for their judgment on him.

- Gator’s online personality IS ALL A LIE. Gator is actually Pat Smith, a hermaphrodite who escaped from Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, where he served as the “special entertainment” for the big money contributors. In a small Arkansas town he made his escape, with nothing but the ripped clothes on his back and an IPod he was able to lift off a sleeping security guard. Luckily, his manner of dress is normal Arkansas wear, so he was able to blend into the population until he was safely away and over the border. He now lives the life of a fugitive with only Billy Ray Cyrus songs to keep him company on those lonely Alabama nights.

He was also the main pooper scooper for the elephants, but he didn’t mind that as much.

- Sal is really an ordinary white kid named Joe Hoff who pretends to be Thai because he thinks that gives him all sorts of internet street cred. He is also David Hasslehoff’s bastard lovechild, but will not become aware of that for another five years. When he discovers his true parentage, he will take up singing, tour throughout Europe, become a sensation and become knows as “Hoff 2”.





I am rendering any arguments about these statements pointless since nearly every one can be traced back to an alternate reality. And all those can be traced back to timelines, quantum physics, etc.

;D

[Loki]

luckylopez said:

Sorry. I'm not buying it. They were already making big foam monster movies. Big foam monster TV was a natural progression. If it wasn't Spectreman it would have been Ultraman or Kikoman or Awesomeman. Pink Power Ranger would have found her way into my life somehow.

Even if it took watching Felicity to do it!

Stuff it, Monty.

1) Godzilla was already around, yes, but that was only with movies. TV shows hadn't been done yet, and there was doubt that regular Japanese shows would prove popular, especially shows aimed at kids.

2) Are you admitting to having watched "Felicity"? I can just imagine your TiVo lineup - "One Tree Hill", "Beverly Hills, 90210", "Gilmore Girls", "Dawson's Creek" -- you cried when that show ended, didn't you? -- "Party of Five" and "Time Of Your Life".

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Holy shit loki - drink more cough syrup!!!

[DevSop]

Loki, I think doth protest too much about those shows. You're an avid Time of Your Life viewer, aren't ya. You're counting down the days til the DVD is released. I'm just wondering if you know that chicks watch these shows for the most part and that because you're a flaming homo, that you're allowed to as well.


Edit to add: Loki, what I'm actually trying to say is that this is a cry for help. I've recently come to the conclusion that I'm gay. All the warning signs were there - I used to sneak into my mom's room and dress up in her underwear. I used to find my sister's tampons and shove them up my butt. I watched Jem.

I’m projecting my homosexuality onto you. I’m impressed with the sarcasm and wit of your posts, your willingness to take on anyone and everyone when you feel you are in the right, and your general overall brashness. I, on the other hand, cower in fear of everyone except Moose, and that’s only because with just only one eye Moose can’t see my posts as clearly. Even though I know that the hundreds of thousands of women from coast to coast who have screamed your name in ecstasy are proof that your arrow is a straight shooting multiple shot six gun, I hope in the frilly pink curtains of my heart that you can help me accept myself as I am.

[Loki]

devilsoprano said:

Loki, I think doth protest too much about those shows. You're an avid Time of Your Life viewer, aren't ya. You're counting down the days til the DVD is released. I'm just wondering if you know that chicks watch these shows for the most part and that because you're a flaming homo, that you're allowed to as well.


Edit to add: Loki, what I'm actually trying to say is that this is a cry for help. I've recently come to the conclusion that I'm gay. All the warning signs were there - I used to sneak into my mom's room and dress up in her underwear. I used to find my sister's tampons and shove them up my butt. I watched Jem.

I’m projecting my homosexuality onto you. I’m impressed with the sarcasm and wit of your posts, your willingness to take on anyone and everyone when you feel you are in the right, and your general overall brashness. I, on the other hand, cower in fear of everyone except Moose, and that’s only because with just only one eye Moose can’t see my posts as clearly. Even though I know that the hundreds of thousands of women from coast to coast who have screamed your name in ecstasy are proof that your arrow is a straight shooting multiple shot six gun, I hope in the frilly pink curtains of my heart that you can help me accept myself as I am.

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Note: Not a wise idea to insult someone in the place where they're moderator. You never know what secrets might come bubbling up to the surface. ;D

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[Loki]

Oh, hush. Let me have my fun. ;D


(That "Give a Damn" thing is awesome, though. I'm gonna have to steal it.)

[Deleted]

By all means. STEAL AWAY!

[salmonjunkie]

psychofish said:

Seems pretty simple to me. Even without the hotness, a show that is in any way, shape, or form responsible for Power Rangers does not get my vote.

Then you can't vote for Voltron, you realize...

[The Canadian Content]

salmonjunkie said:

psychofish said:

Seems pretty simple to me. Even without the hotness, a show that is in any way, shape, or form responsible for Power Rangers does not get my vote.

Then you can't vote for Voltron, you realize...

But I like being a hypocrite, dammit!

[Chris Eco]

Eco is actually Asian. He was shunned by his family, who are direct descendants of Emperor Hirohito, for idolizing FDR as a child. Cast adrift, he illegally immigrated to America fifteen years ago. He has since worked his way up in the Republican party. He has secret plans to one day become president and unleash “Atom Bomb II! The Reckoning!” on his family in Tokyo for their judgment on him.

It hurts because it's true.