[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Jan 16, 2009 14:41:44 GMT -5 Lucky said:

That reads like THM's drunken inner monologue.

So you DO have a sense of humor!

[BTR]

I think he meant to put a after it, actually.

I bet we can follow the yellow brick road and have the Wizard give Lucky a sense of humor. Or a Power Glove.

[Lucky]

I always wanted one of those.

A Power Glove. Then I can finally beat SMB3 and wear it with my duster.

[punk/core]

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.

[Demko]

Wait a second... is my showdown with Eli thread being trainwrecked?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jan 15, 2009 12:36:42 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Jan 15, 2009 8:01:09 GMT -5 Habs said:

Bring out the Gimp!

The gimp's asleep...

Well I guess you're gonna have to wake him up then.

(Sorry for leaving you hanging like that, Thai)

[eliasvict]

If it hadn't been for me, Punsters would have to go to OO for recent pics of Randy Savage, whacked out Warrior promos and any other odd bits of wrestling esoteria. Point being, when I see something wrestling related that I think might be under the radar, I come here and share it with you fella's. I'm just here to share and spread the love yall. yup, yup. Not sure what Demko does other than spike his hair and talk shit.

Also, Winehouse and Jeb suck.

[Demko]

Jan 19, 2009 12:40:57 GMT -5 eliasvict said:

If it hadn't been for me, Punsters would have to go to OO for recent pics of Randy Savage, whacked out Warrior promos and any other odd bits of wrestling esoteria. Point being, when I see something wrestling related that I think might be under the radar, I come here and share it with you fella's. I'm just here to share and spread the love yall. yup, yup. Not sure what Demko does other than spike his hair and talk shit.

Also, Winehouse and Jeb suck.

Spike my hair and talk shit? Son, I brought more entertainment to this board yesterday, than you have since you came here. Just because it's of the more 'fire me, i'm already fired' trainwreck-style variety holds no bearing over the fact that 7 days a week (and twice on Sunday), I will bring more smiles to the faces of Punsters than you ever will. Good luck trying to win this. Unfortunately, it looks like you got here a little too late.

Maybe next year. :-)

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You called down the thunder, now you got it.

[eliasvict]

Your mom's vagina brings smiles to the face of Punsters. If you spent as much time exercising and eating right as you do entertaining Punsters, your blood pressure wouldn't be in stage 1 hypertension. Also, I think I saw you holding a sign on the side of the road the other day that said, "Diamond Warehouse Going Out Of Business." What happen to that pizza delivery thing you had going?

[OpTard]

Jan 19, 2009 13:43:46 GMT -5 Demko said:

I will bring more smiles to the faces of Punsters...

i get the whole "talking smack" thing, but to just outright lie? that's just low.

[Demko]

Jan 19, 2009 14:45:20 GMT -5 eliasvict said:

Your mom's vagina brings smiles to the face of Punsters. If you spent as much time exercising and eating right as you do entertaining Punsters, your blood pressure wouldn't be in stage 1 hypertension. Also, I think I saw you holding a sign on the side of the road the other day that said, "Diamond Warehouse Going Out Of Business." What happen to that pizza delivery thing you had going?

Not surprisingly, you're right... my mom's vagina does bring more smiles to the face of Punsters than you ever will, too. Yet another reason why they should keep me around. But then everyone loves a good maternal nether regions joke, right?

Oh no, fat and poor jokes! What ever will I do? I am fat, and I like it that way. It makes it much easier dealing with little pukes like you when you come up trying to brag about how much money you've got. All I've gotta do is bring down a forearm shiver, and that shuts guys like you up REAL quick.

I can't help it that your ego posts more often than you do. Unfortunately for you, neither of you is entertaining.

"Ooh, I posted pictures of a way-past-his-prime Randy Savage! That makes me special!" No, it just makes your career here at PH just as washed up as Savage's in the ring.

Try again.

[Demko]

Jan 19, 2009 15:03:09 GMT -5 OpTard said:

Jan 19, 2009 13:43:46 GMT -5 Demko said:

I will bring more smiles to the faces of Punsters...

i get the whole "talking smack" thing, but to just outright lie? that's just low.

Does your smack talking include the words 'beats me, i'm gay' (with proper punctuation in place)?

[DevSop]

Wow, I wasn't taking sides in the Demko controversy, but you totally suck.

[eliasvict]

Hey man, I said you had high blood pressure, YOU said you were fat.

[BTR]

I retracted my vote because I have a "no fatty" policy.

[Demko]

Jan 19, 2009 22:35:58 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Wow, I wasn't taking sides in the Demko controversy, but you totally suck.

It appears so.

[Demko]

Jan 19, 2009 22:52:26 GMT -5 BTR said:

I retracted my vote because I have a "no fatty" policy.

That's not what *I* heard.

[Demko]

Jan 19, 2009 22:45:12 GMT -5 eliasvict said:

Hey man, I said you had high blood pressure, YOU said you were fat.

Guess I missed the point of the 'exercising and eating right' comment. Oh well...

[DevSop]

Seriously, was 3 posts absolutely necessary here. I know we don't care about double posting, but it doesn't have to happen.

[Demko]

I was responding to three completely different posts from three separate people. I don't think it was uncalled for.

[OpTard]

you know what's uncalled for?

[OpTard]

YOUR FACE!

[Demko]

Wow. Did NOT see that one coming. No sir.

[DevSop]

therearethesethingscalledquotefunctionswhichyoucanuseinonepost.thiswayyoudon'thavetoquoteinthreeseparateposts,youcandoitniceandneatinonesinglepost.

Figureitout.