[Demko]

Hey, thanks for the advice. I appreciate it... but I've been here for a little while.

I felt that each of those posts deserved a separate response. I'm sorry that those responses took up a few more pixels on your screen, but I don't see the issue otherwise. And I'm not even sure why I'm continuing to argue with you here about this.

[eliasvict]

"Retract Your Vote For Eli!" It's like "Vote for Pedro" only clunkier.

[Lucky]

I have retracted my vote and voted for Eli! I like catchy slogans! Even if I can't figure out if that one wants me to retract my vote in order to vote for Eli or retract my vote already registered for Eli...

Also I find Demko's trash talking to be mean spirited and my feelings hurt for Eli. Also I'm an OO mod which means I hate triple posting.

Even if I did it a bunch during my Spotlight.

But only to pad the length of my Spotlight because it looks so inferior to others.

[Demko]

My plan is working. I've got two days left.

[DevSop]

Jan 20, 2009 1:10:22 GMT -5 Demko said:

Hey, thanks for the advice. I appreciate it... but I've been here for a little while.

I felt that each of those posts deserved a separate response. I'm sorry that those responses took up a few more pixels on your screen, but I don't see the issue otherwise. And I'm not even sure why I'm continuing to argue with you here about this.

I know you've been here a while. I'm not sure what your fucking point is with that comment, but good to know. And I'm not arguing; I'm pointing out that instead of hitting quote three separate times, it easily could have been done in one post and each person still would have had their own response. This isn't an issue about pixels on the screen either, and it's not a big deal at all...i'm just saying that if you're going to give short responses to short comments, there's really no need to do it in 3 posts.

And the showdowns are a completely different element. So that's acceptable Lucky.

[eliasvict]

(Obama Voice) Now is the time for all Punsters to unite and bring down Demko! Too long has his tyranny rub rampant! (/Obama Voice)

[Tommy]

Jan 20, 2009 13:02:38 GMT -5 eliasvict said:

(Obama Voice) Now is the time for all Punsters to unite and bring down Demko! Too long has his tyranny rub rampant! (/Obama Voice)

Rampant Rubbing. Awesome.

[salmonjunkie]

A vote for Eli is a vote for rampant rubbing. USA! USA! USA!

[Demko]

Jan 20, 2009 13:24:06 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

A vote for Eli is a vote for rampant rubbing. USA! USA! USA!

Actually, if you look a little closer, you'll see that a vote for Eli is a vote AGAINST rampant rubbing.

[eliasvict]

THREE MORE - Yes we can.

(Obama Voice) Ladies and Gentlemen, we are at the precipice of a crossroads here. We stand at an hist, er, a hist...um, a monumental moment in board history. We only need three more Punsters to retract their votes for Demko and he will face an early exit from the contest like the Seattle Supersonics used to back in the '90s. Do it for Eli, a man so dedicated to Pun's house that he has not so much as signed in to his account at OO in a year. He is a man who doesn't always understand many of the inside jokes on the board but that doesn't mean he couldn't understand them. He may have gotten a bad rap for hating Jeb and Winehouse but he has good reasons for both. Do it for Brian Blessed, the Hawkman on my avatar. But most importantly do it not so much as a show of support for Eli but a disdain for Demko! Thank you and God bless! (/end Obama voice).

[Demko]

Listen, fine. If you want someone who's "Last 100 Post Count" takes you back to July of 2007, someone who's track record here at PH is sketchy at best, then by all means, vote for Pedro, er uh... Eli. If you want someone who has posted here at PH consistently since January of 2008 (*MY* "Last 100 Post Count" doesn't even go back to 2008!), then vote for me. Just because a few people started a hate club against me (in 2009, by the way - so punish me for this during next year's PotY, if you must), doesn't take away the fact that I've been bringing quality to Pun's House solidly for a full year. I bring banners to people who need them, and even to people who don't even request them. I badly photoshop people into situations (Thai as Kuni from UHF, Court as a Hooters girl, etc). I brought the graphs and charts for the weekly 12-pack. I ran the stand-up comedians showdown (as much of a trainwreck as it was). For fuck's sake, I provided what might have been THE most talked-about moment of the wrestling draft by picking Shane McMahon.

So talk as much shit about me as you want to, but at the end of the day, you have to admit that I am as much or more a contributor to the quality here on Pun's House than Eli. If you admit that much, then it should only follow that I get your vote. So please, don't continue to let my lead slide. I don't deserve losing this just because a few pissed off people have momentum against me. Look at the bigger picture, not just the last month.

[Habs]

Jan 20, 2009 19:17:22 GMT -5 eliasvict said:

but a disdain for Demko! Thank you and God bless! (/end Obama voice).

This sounds like what Bush would have said rather then Obama.

The vote stays THE Demko.

[Demko]

Jan 21, 2009 9:36:34 GMT -5 Habs said:

Jan 20, 2009 19:17:22 GMT -5 eliasvict said:

but a disdain for Demko! Thank you and God bless! (/end Obama voice).

This sounds like what Bush would have said rather then Obama.

The vote stays THE Demko.

It does seem like he's doing a little hate-mongering, doesn't it?

Thanks for the vote. :-)

[eliasvict]

Jan 21, 2009 7:02:56 GMT -5 Demko said:

Listen, fine.

What politicians voice is that? Go like this ...

(Abraham Lincoln Voice) Four Score and Seven Years ago...(/end Abraham Lincoln voice)

Or

(Boris Yeltsin voice) Komrades, hic, ...(/end Boris Yeltsin voice)

Or

(Jesse Ventura voice) Even the 9/11 was an inside job, you should vote...(/end Jesse Ventura voice)

[Demko]

See Eli, I don't have to put on any political gimmicks to win this vote. I just simply have to refer to my track record here at PH. That's enough to get me through to the next round. So what other catchy phrases or politician voices you got for me? :-)

[eliasvict]

(Cheney) Fuck Yourself (/End Cheney)

[Demko]

Seriously? Some you retracted your vote for me, and voted for... this?

This race should not be NEARLY as close as it is.

[Tommy]

Jan 21, 2009 7:02:56 GMT -5 Demko said:

Listen, fine. If you want someone who's "Last 100 Post Count" takes you back to July of 2007, someone who's track record here at PH is sketchy at best, then by all means, vote for Pedro, er uh... Eli. If you want someone who has posted here at PH consistently since January of 2008 (*MY* "Last 100 Post Count" doesn't even go back to 2008!), then vote for me. Just because a few people started a hate club against me (in 2009, by the way - so punish me for this during next year's PotY, if you must), doesn't take away the fact that I've been bringing quality to Pun's House solidly for a full year. I bring banners to people who need them, and even to people who don't even request them. I badly photoshop people into situations (Thai as Kuni from UHF, Court as a Hooters girl, etc). I brought the graphs and charts for the weekly 12-pack. I ran the stand-up comedians showdown (as much of a trainwreck as it was). For fuck's sake, I provided what might have been THE most talked-about moment of the wrestling draft by picking Shane McMahon.

So talk as much shit about me as you want to, but at the end of the day, you have to admit that I am as much or more a contributor to the quality here on Pun's House than Eli. If you admit that much, then it should only follow that I get your vote. So please, don't continue to let my lead slide. I don't deserve losing this just because a few pissed off people have momentum against me. Look at the bigger picture, not just the last month.

You've got something caught in your throat.

[Eric O'Mac]

After reading this thread, I just have one question.

How do you join this "No Demkos Club"?

[OpTard]

Jan 21, 2009 7:02:56 GMT -5 Demko said:

you have to admit that I am as much or more a contributor to the quality here on Pun's House than Eli.

i admit you're more of a contributor.

quality is a different story.

[eliasvict]

Jan 21, 2009 12:20:04 GMT -5 Demko said:

This race should not be NEARLY as close as it is.

Yet, it is?

[Demko]

Jan 21, 2009 12:24:49 GMT -5 Tommy said:

You've got something caught in your throat.

No, I think you'll find it's YOU who has something caught in their throat.















MY COCK!

[Demko]

Jan 21, 2009 12:54:32 GMT -5 OpTard said:

Jan 21, 2009 7:02:56 GMT -5 Demko said:

you have to admit that I am as much or more a contributor to the quality here on Pun's House than Eli.

i admit you're more of a contributor.

quality is a different story.

So posting a picture of a 60-year-old Randy Savage is quality in your eyes? If that's the case, then I'm glad you don't find my material funny.

[eliasvict]

Questioning the quality of my posts doesn't elevate the quality of yours.

[Demko]

Jan 21, 2009 13:54:10 GMT -5 eliasvict said:

Questioning the quality of my posts doesn't elevate the quality of yours.

Eli, when comparing two things, lowering the quality of one thing, by comparison, raises the quality level of the other.