[Lucky]

Despite having his own hate club Demko draws himself a 4 seed in the tourney. So will he stuff it in the face of all those asshole humorless haters (wait a second...)? Does the man not really named Eli have a fight in him at Puns House? Another poster who might have a stronger showing on OO but this ain't OO. So who moves in? Oldschool OOster or Pain-loving Punster?

The Demko vs Eliasvict

[Lucky]

Before anyone asks, I couldn't think of anything defining about Eli except that he's from New Orleans. So in lieu of drawing the Giants' QB i drew a Voodoo doctor because it was easier. I know it doesn't make much sense.

[Deadly]

Jan 14, 2009 19:00:32 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Before anyone asks, I couldn't think of anything defining about Eli except that he's from New Orleans. So in lie of drawing the Giants' QB i drew a Voodoo doctor because it was easier. I know it doesn't make much sense.

Hilarious.

[Byrntrigan]

I just like Demko's assless chaps.

Wait...

[Andy]

Can I write in a vote for Murgen?

[Tommy]

Eli. He's got his heart in the right place.

[Andy]

His entire city was wiped off the map in an angry act of a vengeful God. Eli deserves my vote.

[salmonjunkie]

I met Eli in person and had a beer with him, so despite half of the people here thinking he's a douche, he's actually pretty cool in person. That has nothing to do with how he posts here however.


On the other hand, I'm a member of the No Demkos Club...

[Habs]

Bring out the Gimp!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jan 14, 2009 22:23:35 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

I just like Demko's assless chaps.

Wait...

I just like Demko. He's getting my vote for his whole bracket.

[Andy]

Jan 15, 2009 11:15:27 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

I just like Demko. He's getting my vote for his whole bracket.

You like Demko. You killed Jesus. You're just striking out all over the place.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jan 15, 2009 11:22:18 GMT -5 Andy said:

You like Demko. You killed Jesus.

Which one is worse?

[salmonjunkie]

Jan 15, 2009 8:01:09 GMT -5 Habs said:

Bring out the Gimp!

The gimp's asleep...

[Andy]

Jan 15, 2009 11:24:34 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Jan 15, 2009 11:22:18 GMT -5 Andy said:

You like Demko. You killed Jesus.

Which one is worse?

Well, I guess Jesus had to die for our sins, right?

[Batman]

Man. I like demko. But I'd vote for a chimp, or even moose or optard over eli. Easy choice.

[DevSop]

Did I miss an Eli thread somewhere?

[Demko]

How about this... if I somehow win the PotY, I'll quit* the board.

That's right. You heard it. If you vote me in as Punster of the Year, you'll never have to see my smiling face here again. Here are the things that you won't have to hear about anymore, if you vote me in as Punster of the Year:

- My creepy kinky sex acts, and anything about my fetishes with my wife
- My (supposedly) bad jokes
- My arguing with Ziggy and FF over stupid shit
- Those annoying No Demko Club / I'm For Demko banner sigs
- My Chinese chicken and corn pizza loving ways
- Pictures of Eeyore and The Gimp referring to me
- Something something something about my heart in my throat
- My insightful conversation starters
- My logical and thoughtful posts
- Anymore ranting and raving about how people hate me, and how I should die, and how they're interested hearing about the potential murder of my wife

You won't have to see THE Demko set foot anywhere near Pun's House ever again.

A guy's just gotta go out on top. If I win Punster of the Year, there's nothing better I can possibly accomplish here.















































*Board quitting not actually guaranteed. The Demko will be here and in your face for as long as he continues to take in breath, and has an internet connection. FUCKERS!

MTA:

[Andy]

Jan 15, 2009 17:05:25 GMT -5 Demko said:

- Anymore ranting and raving about how people hate me, and how I should die, and how they're interested hearing about the potential murder of my wife

No one said anything about murdering your wife. He did a fuck, kill or marry with your face, your ass and your wife. The obvious answer, by the way, was fuck your face, kill your ass and marry your wife. People are so touchy around here.

[punk/core]

Jan 15, 2009 22:43:23 GMT -5 Andy said:

No one said anything about murdering your wife. He did a fuck, kill or marry with your face, your ass and your wife. The obvious answer, by the way, was fuck your face, kill your ass and marry your wife. People are so touchy around here.

Incorrect. The answer would be fuck his wife, kill his face and marry his ass.

[Andy]

Do you really want to be married to an ass? Ask Pun's wife what that's like.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jan 15, 2009 22:56:37 GMT -5 Andy said:

Do you really want to be married to an ass? Ask Pun's wife what that's like.

Holy christ, I SO cannot wait until FF vs. Pun next week.

[BTR]

Part of me expects for FF to kidnap one of Pun's kids and balance her over a river like the Rock did to Austin's Smoking Skull Belt. Then FF will throw Pun over the bridge anyway and have a funeral before voting closes.

I wish real life was like wrestling.

[Demko]

Jan 15, 2009 22:43:23 GMT -5 Andy said:

Jan 15, 2009 17:05:25 GMT -5 Demko said:

- Anymore ranting and raving about how people hate me, and how I should die, and how they're interested hearing about the potential murder of my wife

No one said anything about murdering your wife. He did a fuck, kill or marry with your face, your ass and your wife. The obvious answer, by the way, was fuck your face, kill your ass and marry your wife. People are so touchy around here.

Ah, but that's why I added the word POTENTIAL into that statement, because job's question could have resulted in the answer 'murder the wife'.

[Andy]

That's not really fair though, any question can potentially be answered with 'murder the wife'.

What do you want to do later? Murder the wife.

What did you do last night? Murder the wife.

What's your favorite metal band? Murder the wife.

What do you want for breakfast? Murder the wife.

Are you crying? Murder the wife.

[Lucky]

That reads like THM's drunken inner monologue.