[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jan 18, 2009 10:56:57 GMT -5 flea said:

Stinky has posted and left the building!!!!!

Hey Flea, come back in a few weeks when I need your vote

[Eric O'Mac]

I don't know what this vote says: People disliking Serg or people liking Angry Dan.

If it's the former, then I'll have to assume he's a jackass or annoying and this is PH's way of telling him. If it's the latter, good job Dan. I don't know either poster very well, so I can't speak to the truth of what I'm saying.

Either way, this is fun.

And Tommy is hilarious, Serg. I can only assume that you are a jackass because you've never laughed.

[Lucky]

You know... I think Serg might have made me laugh more than Tommy. I don't know how to really figure that one out but I think it might at least be a fight.

Isn't there a third option that WE are just jackasses and pushing someone over the top amuses us? I mean, Demko tried to do the same to Ziggy and Tommy made the same argument with seamus over Creepy. Maybe its just its own form of internet bullying.

Which I 100% expected when I started this tournament and I welcome. YAY silly petty high school popularity contest exposing cliques and juvenile behavior!!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Exposing? Haven't they been here all the time?

[Byrntrigan]

Yes, yes they have. Thai is the cool Asian, Solly is the AV club, Tommy is on the Football team, and we are looking for Ducky.

And I'm the nerd who thinks he's cool. The biggest atypical caste of HS.

Ah, the memories!

[Batman]

Jan 18, 2009 13:30:11 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Exposing? Haven't they been here all the time?

"Exposing" would mean that they've been here all the time. Do you mean that they've been visible all along? Maybe so.


Lucky, I'm sure a few votes were going against me simply because people think an upset would be funny. I mean, that's why Thai voted the way he did (before he changed his mind.) But some people genuinely don't like me. That's OK with me.

[OpTard]

don't forget spite. some people voted for spite.

[Lucky]

And in fairness I'm sure some people really love the contributions of Angry Phil.

[Jobber Blitz]

If you guys couldn't be bothered to give my my upset, I won't give it to some guy named Dan. Seriously. Isn't that a girl's name?

Although if Dan were to post topless pics it would totally change my vote.

[Byrntrigan]

So Jobber-

not only are you a hot chick who supports Firefox but a lesbian to boot?

Why are we learning this NOW? You would have won if you let this one slip...

[Lucky]

Dan is a girl's name?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Danielle?

[Eric O'Mac]

Who am I in H.S?

And for the record, I have no problems with Serg whatsoever. Our paths have never crossed other than the wrestling draft, which I don't remember very well. So if he wins this, I won't have a problem with it.

Speaking of which, if we had to have one upset, should it be Dan over Serg or AA's wife over Lucky?

[Jobber Blitz]

Jan 18, 2009 13:53:54 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Dan is a girl's name?

I'm trying to be funny. Or something. Or making nonsensical insults. Or maybe you're just Lucky.

[Batman]

Jan 18, 2009 14:11:54 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

Who am I in H.S?

The guy nobody notices until he shoots up the school? (I'm basing that purely on your av.)


And, yeah, I took the bit about me being a humorless jackass as hyperbole, no offense taken.

[Eric O'Mac]

The person in my av is FF.

[DevSop]

And Byrne, you're not cool. Not even in the slightest. Stop it.

[Batman]

He never said that he was cool.

[DevSop]

And you wonder why you have 17 votes against you.

[Batman]

You're really on a roll. I never wondered that.

[Andy]

Jan 18, 2009 14:11:54 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

Who am I in H.S?

The bus driver that gets caught masturbating in the girl's locker room.

[murgen]

Jan 18, 2009 3:27:41 GMT -5 AngryDan said:

I wonder if the actual murgen has voted yet...

I have voted...for Serg! Only because of the comics forum.

MTA:I can't read.

[AngryDan]

Jan 20, 2009 15:33:46 GMT -5 murgen said:

I have voted...for Serg! Only because of the comics forum.

It's like....say you had a brother, and he was in a burning house. He was just about to find his way out on his own, but you decided to barricade the front door to stop him. Then you sit down to read comic books while he's burning alive, screaming for help at the window. Your entire family is there, screaming for you to help him. I forgot to mention that everyone else in the family is paralyzed from the neck down.

Anyway, while your brother is still screaming, comic book guy from The Simpsons comes up, and you start having sex with him. Everyone is wondering what the fuck you are doing, why you would purposely watch a family member die. The police come, and arrest you for manslaughter. Your trial begins, and you are brought up to the stand.

Prosecutor- "Why did you barricade the front door? Why would you watch a family member die?"
murgen- "I'm a stupid asshole, and I love comic books more than my family."

I am not exaggerating right now. That is EXACTLY what you just did.

[Tommy]

Jan 20, 2009 19:59:17 GMT -5 AngryDan said:

Jan 20, 2009 15:33:46 GMT -5 murgen said:

I have voted...for Serg! Only because of the comics forum.

It's like....say you had a brother, and he was in a burning house. He was just about to find his way out on his own, but you decided to barricade the front door to stop him. Then you sit down to read comic books while he's burning alive, screaming for help at the window. Your entire family is there, screaming for you to help him. I forgot to mention that everyone else in the family is paralyzed from the neck down.

Anyway, while your brother is still screaming, comic book guy from The Simpsons comes up, and you start having sex with him. Everyone is wondering what the fuck you are doing, why you would purposely watch a family member die. The police come, and arrest you for manslaughter. Your trial begins, and you are brought up to the stand.

Prosecutor- "Why did you barricade the front door? Why would you watch a family member die?"
murgen- "I'm a stupid asshole, and I love comic books more than my family."

I am not exaggerating right now. That is EXACTLY what you just did.

This is 100% accurate.

Exalt.

[OpTard]

angry dan is the best murgen this board has.