[BTR]

Jan 20, 2009 19:59:17 GMT -5 AngryDan said:

Jan 20, 2009 15:33:46 GMT -5 murgen said:

I have voted...for Serg! Only because of the comics forum.

It's like....say you had a brother, and he was in a burning house. He was just about to find his way out on his own, but you decided to barricade the front door to stop him. Then you sit down to read comic books while he's burning alive, screaming for help at the window. Your entire family is there, screaming for you to help him. I forgot to mention that everyone else in the family is paralyzed from the neck down.

Anyway, while your brother is still screaming, comic book guy from The Simpsons comes up, and you start having sex with him. Everyone is wondering what the fuck you are doing, why you would purposely watch a family member die. The police come, and arrest you for manslaughter. Your trial begins, and you are brought up to the stand.

Prosecutor- "Why did you barricade the front door? Why would you watch a family member die?"
murgen- "I'm a stupid asshole, and I love comic books more than my family."

I am not exaggerating right now. That is EXACTLY what you just did.

Isn't this the story of Undertaker and Kane?

[Lucky]

Ignore them, murgen.

1) You're better than Angry Cedric. He's a murgen. You ARE murgen. He's not your "brother." You're his fucking daddy and if you don't think he's good enough then let him burn!
2) Angry Phil's story just sounds kind of crazy and not at all accurate. I think he's angry about something. Maybe an incident from his past with his family.
3) Tommy and people like him hate comic books. They think less of you and I for reading them or thinking them any better than toilet paper. Its an irrational and unfair judgment. A vote for Angry Phyllis is a vote for such hatred and judgment.
4) As BTR suggested, Angry John appears to be a plagiarizer. No one wants that. cue dead horse

Stay true, young (old?) murgen. For your path is a righteous one.

[AngryDan]

Jan 20, 2009 20:56:24 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Ignore them, murgen.

1) You're better than Angry Cedric. He's a murgen. You ARE murgen. He's not your "brother." You're his fucking daddy and if you don't think he's good enough then let him burn!
2) Angry Phil's story just sounds kind of crazy and not at all accurate. I think he's angry about something. Maybe an incident from his past with his family.
3) Tommy and people like him hate comic books. They think less of you and I for reading them or thinking them any better than toilet paper. Its an irrational and unfair judgment. A vote for Angry Phyllis is a vote for such hatred and judgment.
4) As BTR suggested, Angry John appears to be a plagiarizer. No one wants that. cue dead horse

Stay true, young (old?) murgen. For your path is a righteous one.

I get a strange feeling that if this vote ends tied, I will somehow lose the tiebreaker.

[murgen]

AngryDan, first off, exalt for the burnination story. It does sound a little like the Taker/Kane story, with Comic Book Guy as Paul Bearer, I guess. But still very entertaining.
Second, I'm just trying to make you a stronger murgen. You will thank me for this later.

[Andy]

Jan 20, 2009 20:36:30 GMT -5 OpTard said:

angry dan is the best murgen this board has.

Angry Dan is a better Murgen than Murgen.

[Demko]

Jan 20, 2009 20:56:24 GMT -5 Lucky said:

4) As BTR suggested, Angry John appears to be a plagiarizer. No one wants that. cue dead horse

There seems to be a lot of this accusation being thrown around here these days.

[Pun]

There is only one true plagiarizer around here!

[Moosehead Jack]

damn right, the original, and the best

[Demko]

Everyone else is just a cheap knockoff?

[AngryDan]

Since I won't be around a computer for a few hours, this is my final campaign.

I have been openly campaigned against throughout this vote, I have had my credibility questioned as a plagiarist, I have been called Angry Stan, Louise, and Esteban, and murgen himself voted against me. It's still tied. This is the most discussed vote in the tournament thus far. I have entertained you, made you think, made you cry, and made you question your sexuality.

Let's continue the magic. This doesn't have to end today.

One more thing...newest poster "angrymurgen" huh? I don't know if people are registering just to pad votes, but I want the votes to be legit. Well, as legit as possible.

[OpTard]

for the record, angrymurgen didn't vote.

[BTR]

Jan 21, 2009 11:11:10 GMT -5 Demko said:

Jan 20, 2009 20:56:24 GMT -5 Lucky said:

4) As BTR suggested, Angry John appears to be a plagiarizer. No one wants that. cue dead horse

There seems to be a lot of this accusation being thrown around here these days.

For the record, I wasn't accusing anyone of plagiarizing. I saw "fire" and "brother" and thought about the Brothers of Destruction. I think Lucky's lack-of-humor-delivery hurt him again, here.