[Lucky]

I think I already used my best joke up above so lets make this simple. Punker's the 6 seed fighting his way through this tourney. Mike's the 3 seed. Now the two will battle. Something witty about how Mike's known for drunken rantings while punker's known for not having them for awhile. Or something.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I love ya Punk but I'm digging the idea of a Mikey-Solly final.

[Lucky]

I decided I want new blood!

Or, you know... newer blood...

Ok, I just don't want to have to read a thread of nothing but Stallone and Rocky references. AGAIN.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

It wouldn't be all Stallone. I mean we'd throw in some Shawshank, BTTF, and Field of Dreams lines in there too.

[Lucky]

And you just know it will be like 15 pages of it too...

[The Jewish Cunthead]

THAT part is probably true though.

[Demko]

No worries, punker. I threw my vote your way. But remember... at the end of the day, this is what you'll have to go home to:

[punk/core]

Hahahahaha holy fucking shit. I've seriously never seen that picture before.

[Demko]

That's yo man. Get used to it. ;-)

[creepy]

These are getting tough.

[Habs]

Mike, althought the 15 pages of stalone, karate kid, shawshank and what not I am not looking forward too.

[Courtney]

Hey, punker said vote for him or i wasn't getting any tonight. sorry mikey.

[Mikey]

Mar 25, 2009 9:04:03 GMT -5 Habs said:

Mike, althought the 15 pages of stalone, karate kid, shawshank and what not I am not looking forward too.

Hey now, don't be putting Solly's words in my mouth!!

[The Canadian Content]

Mar 25, 2009 12:11:12 GMT -5 Mikey said:

Mar 25, 2009 9:04:03 GMT -5 Habs said:

Mike, althought the 15 pages of stalone, karate kid, shawshank and what not I am not looking forward too.

Hey now, don't be putting Solly's words in my mouth!!

There's no room with his dick already in there.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Remember when I said I was sorry aboot Ziggy beating you?

I lied.

[DevSop]

Sorry Mike, if Punk keeps running through this, I can make the claim I am rightfully second since we had to go to a tiebreaker.

[Demko]

So what you're saying, Sop is that a vote for Mike is a vote against you?

You're not really helping punk's case here. :-P

[salmonjunkie]

Despite punker being a punk, I still voted for his punk ass.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

is like a son to me, so...

[The Jewish Cunthead]

That's an exalt

[creepy]

I still haven't voted but I'm leaning toward Punker here. But I might vote THM so they can piss off Lucky next round. Lucky's fun when he's pissed off.

[punk/core]

Dude, don't you know how much Lucky can't stand me? And how furious he would be if i moved on to the finals?

[Lucky]

Its true. Dumb ass Mexican.

[Mikey]

All right, I've yet to do any campaigning in this silly competition, but it's apparently time that I must. Look at all the goodness I've brought to our fine, little community here:

The Chick Table

A Brett Favre Rant

The Drunken Softball IM From Hell

Going Off on my Dipshit Ex-Wife

Stories of Raising My Daughter

Video Games Cheat!

Pissing Off Lucky to the point of a Temp Ban!

Dumbasses at the Cable Company!

The SI Swimsuit rant

And more goodness with the daughter, as we take in Dallas together!


This is what I bring to the board. Do the right thing, people. You know in your hearts what that is.

[DevSop]

Mike, I want you to win...but I'm not voting for a Solly/Mike final unless I get a guarantee of not one movie quote reference from you. I hold no hope of Solly agreeing, but you have standards...I hope.