Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Sept 11, 2007 14:53:46 GMT -5
I'm totally glad you brought that up because a co-worker was talking about watching porn at a bachelor party. Is that the thing to do now instead of getting strippers? I mean, who watches porn with a bunch of guys?*
* besides Hodgey, of course.
"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge
"and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose
"But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps
Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Sept 11, 2007 14:59:09 GMT -5
But what's the appeal of watching bukkake with other guys? If I want the trainwreck aspect, I'll go the donkey show route like Hanks in Bachelor Party.
"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge
"and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose
"But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps
Post by williamssl on Sept 11, 2007 15:03:21 GMT -5
When I said novelty, that's more along what I was talking about.
Watching a video of 500 pound people fucking. Watching a live donkey sex show. The kind of thing where everyone's kinda like "holy shit I can't believe this".
Edward Penishands is in the same kind of camp. No fetish or turn on ... jsut OMG I still can't believe there's porn version of scissorhands...
EDIT: Ya know, I think we need to move this discussion to the football thread OOVer there
Last Edit: Sept 11, 2007 15:04:09 GMT -5 by williamssl
Post by The Canadian Content on Sept 11, 2007 15:06:33 GMT -5
Browns starting quarterback Charlie Frye, benched before halftime in the season opener, was traded to Seattle for an undisclosed draft pick on Tuesday, a stunningly swift move as Cleveland clears the way for rookie Brady Quinn.
Post by The Canadian Content on Sept 11, 2007 15:07:56 GMT -5
fsolomon75 said:
I'm totally glad you brought that up because a co-worker was talking about watching porn at a bachelor party. Is that the thing to do now instead of getting strippers? I mean, who watches porn with a bunch of guys?*
* besides Hodgey, of course.
I was actually in this situation once. It was insanely uncomfortable. I don't understand why any straight male would want to watch porn with other males.
In regards to the "PatriotGate" scandal thing, let me go on record as saying that I fucking hate the Patriots. If they all get blown up in a bizarre plane accident, you can point the finger at me and I'll happily take the punishment for it.
That being said, it's cheating. Cheating happens. Big fucking deal in this Year of the Good Lord, 2007. Everything is dependent on money. Everyone is going to cheat. Players, owners, coaches, media members, etc..... Everyone is looking for an edge, the Pats just took advantage of one for god knows how long and they got caught, so they got fined. Done deal. If it happens again this year then they should be fined double. Bill Belichick is a camera-guy shoving asshole. I hope he fucks a chick with a husband who has a NRA card. Of course, didn't he basically buy the pussy from that Jersey chick? Cash and vacays and a Jersey home (What the odds that it was DevSops mom? Please, Dear Jesus, that would rule).
And should we really make it a big deal when the "mascot" is a Patriot? Americans cheat at everything because we are a bunch of douchebagged assholes. The Patriots are a perfect description of us Americans, a bunch of cheating jerks that only care for ourselves and have no meaning in life other than winning.
I really, really hate those jerk-off Patriots.
And fuck Rodney Harrison. I hope that Head Huntin' Jack Off rots in hell for all of eternity.
And Fuck Da Eagles (I almost forgot about those shitbags):
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Sept 14, 2007 8:41:20 GMT -5
creepyjackalopeeye said:
That being said, it's cheating. Cheating happens. Big fucking deal in this Year of the Good Lord, 2007. Everything is dependent on money. Everyone is going to cheat. Players, owners, coaches, media members, etc..... Everyone is looking for an edge, the Pats just took advantage of one for god knows how long and they got caught, so they got fined. Done deal.
You're right, everyone is going to cheat in some way or another. My problem with this is it wasn't the first time the Patriots were warned and they still broke the rules. Like it or not, you can't use that kind of equipment to steal plays. It's not like in baseball where a runner from 2B can steal the catcher's signs or a bench coach being able to read the signs from the 3rd base coach.
I think only getting a fine is a real slap on the wrist. If players are going to be suspended for off the field conduct that make the NFL look bad, they should for their on the field conduct as well. Merriman gets 4 games for taking a banned substance that gives him an unfair advantage, doesn't spying on your opponent give you an unfair advantage as well?
"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge
"and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose
"But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps
Post by National Champion Chris Cole on Sept 14, 2007 8:50:03 GMT -5
I'm getting pretty fucking tired of cheating happens all the time get over it defense. It's fucking cheating. Stealing signs with your naked eye is one thing. That is gamesmanship. Actually videotaping to review over and over is crossing the line.
I'm totally glad you brought that up because a co-worker was talking about watching porn at a bachelor party. Is that the thing to do now instead of getting strippers? I mean, who watches porn with a bunch of guys?*
"Stag Flicks" are a tradition, aren't they? I mean, I basically agree. I watched a few freaky or funny porns in college with friends for laughs. But I went to a college to visit friends and ended up watching one of those early GGW videos. It was... awkward. The video's success was unpleasant given the circumstances. But it seems like the idea of Stag Flicks is basic.
Every bachelor party I've been at has been an all or nothing thing. Either strippers or a strict order to behave. But I've been at a few weird situations. I went to a poker tourney a year ago where the host was running porn on his big screen TV for the losers. It was... odd. Especially with his wife in the back room.
Of course his wife is one of the hottest women I've ever known, so... you know.
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
Man, those Texans looked really good. The defense looks like it's for real. If you take away the opening drive, an early turnover and an amazing Steve Smith hustle play toward the end, then they dominated the entire game.
People around here were thinking 8-8, but that might be low-ballin' it..............................
Is it so hard to imagine? Is it so hard to believe? Something so outrageous, something so far-fetched, well how 'bout Adam and Eve?