Post by Jack Quinn on Jan 27, 2008 12:25:51 GMT -5
so the Superbowl starts at what 6? Man I can't wait! Pats going for perfection, Giants trying to pull the upset of upsets. Eli vs. His Brother's Enemy........wait, what? The game isn't until NEXT week? So what the fuck am I supposed to do today?
Fuck you NFL for having a week off between the conference championship games and the SB. Fuck you to hell.
Last Edit: Jan 27, 2008 12:26:27 GMT -5 by Jack Quinn
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09
When the Red Sox beat the Indians this year I got a number of phone calls and comments from the chowderheads up here. Most of it was fine - ordinary give and take among pals. But there were assholes. You know the ones. They came out of nowhere to give me crap.
They're all getting phone calls tomorrow.
"You know, they have to win ALL the games for it to be a perfect season."
"Congrats to the Patriots! The NFL's first 18 and 1 team!"
Feel free to give me some more things to hit them with.
How about mentioning how Baby Belicheck ran off with one second left. What an asshole.
How about mentioning how Randy Moss didn't do shit all game until his defender fell down and he walked into the endzone than celebrated like the cocky, shitbag, woman hitter, quitter, crybaby that he is. What an asshole.
How about mentioning how it's all Boston fans fault. Cocky Asshole Syndrome is becoming quite a contagious problem for most of the state of Massachusetts.
How about mentioning how Brady's ankle didn't really matter after all. And speaking of that shithead, he said people are morons if they thought that he used any info from the Spygate stuff. Excuse me, cocksucker, but you're the moron if you think that anybody would think anything other than you using that info. Did Belicheck tape shit and not tell anybody about it? Did he just want to know for his own sake? Curiousity got him, so he taped opposing teams signs and then didn't share any of the info? No, anybody that thought Brady never knew and was never given special instructions from the how many ever years of Belicheat doing it is a moron. What a fucking asshole. How about mentioning how the Patriots have, over the years, turned into the Yankees of the NFL. And those N'Englanders hate those Yankees for the same reason we all hate them Patriots. What a bunch of hypocritical assholes.
And fuck Rodney Harrison. Junior Seau can eat my dick, too. And fuck your beer, too. Sam Adams just gives me a headache.
Oh, you probably want witty little one liners to poke your friends in the ribs with. Ask Solly. Or Moose. Or Tex. Or anyone else but me. In case you couldn't tell, I'm flippin' excited right about now. A few: Tell them there's always next year. Tell them that they should be proud of being the best team to not win the Super Bowl. Counts for somethin'. Tell them that it's the Giants fault for not disrespecting the Patriots more. Tell them at least the Celtecs have won 20 straight.
Great quote from Norman Chad - "If I knew the Red Sox, Patriots and Celtics were going to be this good at the same time, I would've rooted for the South in the Civil War."
As of today, the Browns are undefeated!! I so love the time between the day after the Superbowl and the first pre-season game...
[DevSop] god your sex life scares me
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
Great quote from Norman Chad - "If I knew the Red Sox, Patriots and Celtics were going to be this good at the same time, I would've rooted for the South in the Civil War."
I love Norman Chad. Exalt, Sir, for the find 'n share.
Is it so hard to imagine? Is it so hard to believe? Something so outrageous, something so far-fetched, well how 'bout Adam and Eve?
Belichick should have punched Coughlin, THAT would have been entertainment. I don't get the big deal, he shook his hand once, why the hell should he have to do it again.
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09