Edit: I should read the understand the thread before posting.

I'll echo the sentiment that if you post the note we could all reply to it and you can take bits and pieces of the good ones to incorporate into the story.

Sorry, but I didn't see any pictures of Xavier McDaniel when I clicked the link.

The worst thing about this was I actually noticed. Late Monday night I tried to sign on...AND I WAS BLOCKED! It was the first time I'd been here in about a week. Nice timing.

Signing posts is Old School.

Another dilemma for me. This certainly isn't stupid, nor is it nothing. it is pretty cool and worksafe. Perhaps you damn artsy fartsy hippies have already seen it, thus making me stupid.

Anyway, I was absolutely entranced by this

i'm glad you enjoyed it.

Here's mine - I still occastional check it. But i've become more of a World of Warcraft whore.

www.myspace.com/dragonmak

Posting this here but not sure if it really belongs. Op - if you've got a better thread for it, by all means move it.

My wife and I got invited to a murder mystery party next weekend. I have never been to one of these, partly driven by general avoidance because I have a preconceived notion that this is gay. When I'm at a party, I want to drink, mingle, etc not act something out where my acting ability becomes impaired and distracted by the beverages I'm consuming or people I really want to talk to about, oh, real things.

But we're going, so no matter how good or bad these are....I'll be at it.

So the question really is...what has your experience been with murder mystery parties, and if they suck, what do you do to make it bearable?

Thanks in advance for any experiences and perspectives you've got.

SMITE!

You ruined my game! You had to jump right to the finale! Now its all over! You blew your wad, man!

Bastard has all the fun he wants to but then screws things up for me when I'm playing.

Now it makes him look like a operation.

Nope although you basically answered your own question.

jerk

Lucky definitely figured it out. I've followed his suggestion multiple times to make sure it was consistent, and it was.

So if you're banging your head against the wall on it....ask Lucky nicely (and when he can actually post again) and he may just help you out.

I was doing some housecleaning and I came across an article that we had stashed away 5 years ago because we thought it was funny enough that we would want to read it again. Because it's from City Pages, a local weekly free paper that keeps all of it's archived articles online, I knew that I could look it up easily enough, so I wouldn't have to retype it all or anything, so I decided to share it with you all. It's one of the anecdotes from a piece made up from just asking a few local theatre people, "share a funny theatre anecdote."

well, instead of a clone Fuck List, we could put something like this in my Rant thread. We could have the Weekly Moose Rant, and the Everyone Else Bitch About Something thread. Or hell, just add it to the Moose Rant.

There has to be somewhere to vent your anger!

nope it's happening. i'm writing a note to remind me and everything!

done and done!

Unlike BBMN, I don't come to ask where to find plot driven pornographic films. I tell people where to find them. I stumbled upon a Star Wars ripoff called Porn Wars. It actually has production values and special effects. private.com is undoubtedly NSFW. The Films remind me of old 80's latenight stuff one would see on Cinemax, only with ass eating lesbians.

Today’s questions, dear readers, comes from none other than our favorite Russian bear, Sergei!

Say hello to Sergei, class!

çäðàâñòâóëòå! Sergei!




Let me acknowledge the most important part of that post. Psychofish does indeed suck. He’s so gay for Thor I’m surprised he can type more than two complete sentences before having to furiously beat off to the mental image of Thor’s physique.

1) You don’t have to send a U2U. It’s more fun if you do, though, because that way I can surprise everyone with the question and answer AND monkey about with the questions if need be. As an example I could skip your question #2) and slightly rewrite question #3) so it would look like this:

3) Q: Why does Jeb think Country music sucks so much?
A: This is pretty confidential, and I’d appreciate it if you could keep this on the down low, as this is a sensitive subject, but from what I’ve been able to uncover Jeb is actually the bastard child of country singer Boxcar Willie. The mother jumped out of a train shortly after giving birth, leaving Willie to raise Jeb on his own. In order to obtain passage on the luxurious boxcars – those with straw and warmed by cow flatulence – Willie would pimp out young Jeb to the train conductors and to random other country singers for food and drugs. Many of Willie’s more popular songs reference back to this horrible time in Jeb’s youth. Take these lines from “On The Road Again”, for example:

On the road again, Goin' places that I've never been, Seein' things that I may never see again, And I can't wait to get on the road again.

I trust I don’t need to draw you a picture. It didn’t help matters that some of those “other singers” turned out to be some of country’s biggest stars – Tim McGraw and Vince Gill are the two that immediately spring to mind. You can find examples of their sick and twisted tastes embedded in their songs, too.

What, you didn’t think that those love songs McGraw composed are for Faith Hill, do you? Silly Sergei. Those are sonnets written to lure Jeb back into McGraw’s filthy clutches.


Ironically enough, the above could also be an answer to your 4) “money/love” question, too. And it will have to be, because lunch is just about over and I don’t have the time to type up anything else witty. (the full answer would be along the lines of “Money can’t buy you love, but it can buy great great sex, and while love may get old after a while, great sex never goes out of style.”)

5) As to the chicken and egg question? I’d say to ask them, but they’re still enjoying a post-coital cigarette.