[Matte]

Happy?

Why's your username The Dead?

What's your real name? Do you like it?

What's your middle name? Do you like it?

How would you prefer to die? And how old do you want to be when it happens?

How old are you now?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

How long have you lived in the Bay Area? Do you like it there? Why/why not?

[Deadly]

Matte's Q's:

Happy?
Yes. Yes I am.

Why's your username The Dead?
I've always been a huge fan of zombie movies. I love 'em. It's kinda of a nod to all the Romero flicks. Dawn of, Night of the Living, etc. None of them are my favorite zombie movie, but I like 'em all well enough to use the name.

What's your real name? Do you like it?
Brad. Yeah, I like it well enough.

What's your middle name? Do you like it?
David. I don't really use it for anything, but it doesn't bother me.

How would you prefer to die? And how old do you want to be when it happens?
In my sleep. Barring that, as painlessly as possible. I'd like to live a nice, long life before that happens, though.

How old are you now?
25.

[Deadly]

Solly's Q's:

How long have you lived in the Bay Area?
About seven years, or so. I've lived in Oakland, Berkeley, and now Alameda.

Do you like it there?
Mostly, yeah. I've lived in So Cal as well as the Midwest, and living up here is by far the best.

Why/why not?
There's just so much to do around here. Alameda is particularly nice, though, because it's centrally located to everything else in the Bay Area, but Alameda itself is really low-key and mellow. It's nice to head to Oakland or Berkeley or SF and enjoy a little craziness and still be able to come home and relax. It's a good spot.

[salmonjunkie]

What do you do for a living?

Who is your favorite wrestler?

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move? Your pose? Your ring name?

What is your favorite wrestling memory?

What is your least favorite movie of all time?

If you could be any kind of pro athlete, what would you be, what would be your position, and what would be your number?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Where did you live in SoCal and the Midwest?

Your 10 desert island CDs/DVDs?

Favorite OOWF promo? What happened to El Muerte?

[Deadly]

Thai's Q's:

What do you do for a living?
I work in the tasting room of a distillery. Not too shabby at all...

Who is your favorite wrestler?
I've kinda stopped watching wrestling lately. My first favorite was probably Sting. Overall? Probably Chris Jericho.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move? Your pose? Your ring name?
I'm assuming I can't cop out and just use my OOWF name, right? I'd still like to use the superkick, or maybe Burchill's C-4. And if Vince was giving me my name, it'd probably be Joey Deadly or something. As for pose? Hmm, maybe throw up the X over my head with closed fists? I dunno...

What is your favorite wrestling memory?
Hmm. Sting up in the rafters during his feud with Hogan, maybe?

What is your least favorite movie of all time?
Least favorite is an interesting concept. I'm sure there are movies that are worse than the one I'll pick, but for me they have some kind of appeal, even if it's so bad that it's laughable. But one that I definitely didn't enjoy on any level was National Treasure. I'm sure I can think of others, but that steaming pile was the first one to pop in my head.

If you could be any kind of pro athlete, what would you be, what would be your position, and what would be your number?
Either NBA PG or NFL QB. I'd lean toward the point guard, though. Either way, I'd pick 3 as my number.

[Byrntrigan]

What are your feelings on us having such remarkedly similar tastes in video games, music, movies etc?

[Deadly]

Solly's Q's:

Where did you live in SoCal and the Midwest?
I lived in a lot of places in Orange County. Fountain Valley, Santa Ana, and a bunch of other places in the same general area. As for the Midwest, I spent quite a few years in Wichita, Kansas. Ouch, huh?

Your 10 desert island CDs/DVDs?
These are just going to be off the top of my head, but here we go.

CDs:
Siamese Dream - Smashing Pumpkins
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness - Smashing Pumpkins
Nevermind - Nirvana
Doolittle - The Pixies
Dookie - Green Day
Songs for the Deaf - Queens of the Stone Age
White Album - Beatles
Pretty Hate Machine - Nine Inch Nails
Operation Ivy - Operation Ivy
Elephant - The White Stripes

Like I said, that's just off the top of my head. I'd like to throw in bands like Muse, Weezer, Led Zeppelin and a bunch of others.

DVDs:
Fight Club
Clerks
Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
Zombie
The Dark Knight
The Matrix
Terminator 2
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Big Lebowski
Varsity Blues (Sorry, it had to be done...)

Favorite OOWF promo?
That's way too hard. Stank always brings the goods, but I've seen some pretty good stuff out of pretty much everyone at one time or another. Fire is another one that brings it a lot.

What happened to El Muerte?
I'm sure we haven't seen the last of him...

[Byrntrigan]

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

A. Do you like game shows?
135. What is your favorite?
12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?

What game show would you want to host?
What game show would you see me hosting?

[Deadly]

Byrnie's Q's:

What are your feelings on us having such remarkedly similar tastes in video games, music, movies etc?

Well, it seems we have a least a little bit of differing taste in music. It's all good though. I think it's kinda cool to see how much some people have in common with one another. We'll see if the trend continues...

[Deadly]

Byrnie's Q's (all typos are left intact for accuracy):

Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
Boobs, probably.

Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
Mostly indifferent. A handful is enough.

On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.
Pretty much any kind. Super long eraser nipples are kinda odd, though.

Do you like game shows?
Eh, don't really watch 'em. I did more as a kid.

What is your favorite?
If I had to pick, I guess I'd say The Price is Right. Bob Barker was so creepy...

What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
Probably Lucky hosting Jeopardy or Millionaire, or something where he could just tell people they were wrong.

What game show would you want to host?
Does Fear Factor count? If so, that one because I'd like to watch people doing dumb stuff for money.

What game show would you see me hosting?
Oddly enough (or maybe not), probably Fear Factor as well.

[Byrntrigan]

4. What other sports do you like?
5. Do you participate in any sports?
6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
9. Do you have any siblings?
10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
12. Favorite video game.
13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
15. Do you watch cartoons?
16. What's your favorite cartoon?

[Deadly]

Byrnie's Q's:

What other sports do you like?
My two favorite sports are football and basketball. Dallas Cowboys, Golden State Warriors, and the Kansas Jayhawks.

Do you participate in any sports?
No. I used to play basketball a couple of times a week at the park/gym, but it's been a while.

What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
I like 'em in general. Certain things look odd on certain people, but overall I'm for them.

Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
I have an industrial in my left ear and 3 tattoos on my left arm. A nautical star on my elbow, a sparrow on my forearm, and a cartoon-y Grim Reaper on my inner arm. My friend is a comic artist and it's his design. As for pics, I don't have any of this computer. I may put some up later, but you guys can check out my Facebook for pictures.

What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
Tough one. Punk's GTS is pretty cool. I also like Jericho's old Liontamer where he'd put his knee in his opponent's back.

Do you have any siblings?
Yep, a couple of younger sisters.

Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
Not on my sisters, but me and my younger cousin used to mess around with wrestling moves when I was younger.

What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations)
When I was younger I used to be into fire a little too much. A few friends and I would mess around and melt/burn little things. One time it got a little out of control and burned a big area near my house. Luckily it was just grass and was near water, so it took care of itself. I kinda got caught by some random adults in the area, but talked my way out of it. And yeah, I took the fall then so my friends could get away. Aren't I a nice guy?

Favorite video game.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
Probably Off-Road. I had the top score on that in one of my local arcades. I really liked the TMNT arcade games, too.

Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
Pretty much every single day. Good thing that my wife does it too.

Do you watch cartoons?
Not as much anymore. But I do watch a few.

What's your favorite cartoon?
The Simpsons. I also really dig Home Movies.

[Byrntrigan]

Hmmm. I don't think you ever told us you were married. How long have you been hitched.

Let's see a picture of Mrs. Dead.

Any plans on kids?

And what distillery do you work at? How did you get that job?

[Deadly]

More from Brynie:

Hmmm. I don't think you ever told us you were married. How long have you been hitched.
We just got married this past Halloween.

Let's see a picture of Mrs. Dead.
Again, one of those "no pics on this computer" thing. You're my Facebook friend, though, so you can see those pics.

Any plans on kids?
More than likely, yes. But not for a while.

And what distillery do you work at? How did you get that job?
St. George Spirits, makers of Hangar One Vodka, St. George Absinthe Verte, and many other kick ass spirits. I got the job after going there for a tasting, actually.

[Byrntrigan]

Apr 13, 2009 16:56:36 GMT -5 Deadly said:

More from Brynie:

Hmmm. I don't think you ever told us you were married. How long have you been hitched.
We just got married this past Halloween.
.

See this is what scares me. My ex and I got married on the same day years ago.

[Deadly]

Apr 13, 2009 17:08:01 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Apr 13, 2009 16:56:36 GMT -5 Deadly said:

More from Brynie:

Hmmm. I don't think you ever told us you were married. How long have you been hitched.
We just got married this past Halloween.
.

See this is what scares me. My ex and I got married on the same day years ago.

It's gonna be okay, Byrnie...

[Deadly]

Keep those questions coming!

[punk/core]

What's your favorite quest in Fallout so far?

I'm hungry, what should I have-- Mirelurk cakes or Radroach meat?

Did you buy the Mythic maps yet? If so, what do you think? If not, you should.

Did you know they made a porno movie parody of Left 4 Dead?

[Deadly]

Punker's Q's:

What's your favorite quest in Fallout so far?
Hard to say. I've been doing a lot of the side quests and just exploring. Haven't really done a whole lot of the main story so far, but I'm at level 13. I actually just completed the Wasteland Survival Guide quest, and the RobCo mission was way easier than I thought it was gonna be. I really enjoyed the "superhero" mission in Canterbury Commons. Ridiculous and fun.

I'm hungry, what should I have-- Mirelurk cakes or Radroach meat?
Mirelurk cakes, for sure.

Did you buy the Mythic maps yet? If so, what do you think? If not, you should.
No, I haven't. I actually haven't played Halo in quite a while. For a time there I was playing a ton, but lately (mostly thanks to Fallout) I haven't touched it. I'll get back to it soon enough. We should play some time.

Did you know they made a porno movie parody of Left 4 Dead?
Yes, yes I did.

[Beer Baron]

Apr 13, 2009 15:18:48 GMT -5 Deadly said:

Thai's Q's:
What do you do for a living?
I work in the tasting room of a distillery. Not too shabby at all...

What?!? You sir are my new favorite punster. Elaborate on this wonderful job. How long have you done this for?

[Byrntrigan]

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

[Deadly]

Beer Baron:

What?!? You sir are my new favorite punster. Elaborate on this wonderful job. How long have you done this for?

I've been there for about a year. I actually just got the whole full-time salaried thing, so that's cool.

I work in the tasting room. We do different tastings of a whole bunch of stuff, including brandies, vodka, whiskey, tea liqueurs, fruit liqueurs, absinthe, and agave spirits (we can't call 'em tequila). Everything is made on site and the entire company is 12 full-timers. It's a pretty awesome spot andit's maybe a mile and a half from where I live. Makes the commute easy. Anything else you wanna know?

[Byrntrigan]

So what is your educational background for your job, or did you just get "lucky"?