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Jack Quinn - Apr 17, 2008 19:36:05 GMT -5

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Andy

Apr 27, 2008 4:20:32 GMT -5

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Jack Quinn - Apr 23, 2008 22:29:17 GMT -5

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Apr 23, 2008 22:29:17 GMT -5

STANK vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Mongolian Death Match

The Mongolian crowd is buzzing at the Bor-Ondor Arena and Convocation Center waiting for this one. Assorted plunder is on poles and scattered throughout the ring and ring area, just itching to be used for this one. “Jekyll and Hyde” by Petra starts to blast through the arena’s PA, and LD Williams comes down in no-nonsense fashion. He checks the tape on his fists as he meanders into the ring to a LOUD chorus of boos for the man with the prominent position in the Bennett organization. He makes the sign for Team Bennett, drawing louder boos. Hot crowd for this one. “Skin” by Nonpoint fires up and the OOWF World Champion Stank appears at the top of the ramp. He points at LD before wandering down the ramp with HHH speed. He slaps hands with the fans, never taking his eyes off the ring. He climbs in and gestures to the crowd, who cheer him heartily. He hands his belt to Senior Referee Mel Creech, who holds the belt high in the air meaning: This match will be for the OOWF World Championship, and it is a Mongolian Death Match. The first man who cannot answer a 10-count will lose. LD Williams is bouncing back and forth on his feet and Stank is leading the crowd in a clap thingy. Creech hands the belt to the timekeeper, and he calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!

LD Williams makes the international signal for “I want the belt”, and Stank makes the international sign for “bring it”. Williams charges across the ring, but Stank closes the distance quickly and LEVELS LD with a clothesline. Stank hits a Double Leg Drop across Williams’ back. Stank grabs Williams’ arm and locks in a hammerlock while Williams is still prone. Then in an awesome display of strength, Stank picks up Williams by the hammerlock, up over his head, and then quickly turns and drives Williams into the mat by his face, almost a Modified Stank-U. Williams is motionless as Stank looks for toys. Creech finally notices that Williams isn’t moving, and starts a count. He only gets to 3 before Stank breaks the count with some wicked Kendo Stick shots across LD’s back. Williams is audibly screaming in pain as Stank continues the assault before dropping Two Knees in LD’s back! Stank looks around for more treasure as Williams doesn’t do much lying on his face. Stank grabs a trash can and runs the ropes DRILLING the Trash Can to the back of Williams’ head with big impact. Stank’s momentum carries him to the outside, where he looks for more stuff. Again, Creech is compelled to start a count. He gets to 5 this time while Stank tosses 3 tables into the ring. Stank is setting them up separately and puts them in different corners of the ring. He goes to pick up Williams, and tries to whip him into one of the tables, but it’s an IRISH WHIP REVERSAL! And Stank goes headfirst into a table.

A woozy Williams takes a second to get his bearings and looks around for plunder. He grabs a ladder (not LADDER, but just a Ladder), turns it the bad way, and charges across the ring, SMASHING the top of the ladder into Stank’s face. LD sets the ladder up and goes to one of the poles where he finds a set of brass knucks. He takes them and climbs the ladder and jumps…DESTROYING STANK WITH THE KNUCKS IN HIS TEMPLE OFF THE LADDER. That drew blood. LD points at Creech and points at Stank; giving him the universal “Start a Count” signal. Creech obliges while LD looks at another pole, finding and grabbing a decent sized length of heavy duty chain. Creech gets to 6 before Stank can get on one knee, good enough for Creech to break the count. LD was stalking and WHIPS the chain into Stank’s already bloodied face. He does it twice more before getting behind the Champ and TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT! This isn’t a fake choke-out either folks. Stank’s eyes are bulging out of his head and he’s starting to fade, dropping to his knees. Stank’s starting to keel over when he is able to reach a Stop Sign and out of desperation WHACKS LD in the head with it. It’s enough for Williams to loosen his grip and for Stank to duck out of the chain. From the floor, Stank spots one of the unused poles and is able to pull himself up for the prize. Williams spots him and charges across the ring to stop him, but too late; and Stank PEPPER SPRAYS Williams dead in the eyes. Williams drops to the mat holding his face while Stank tries to recover and find more stuff.

On the last poll, Stank finds a medieval mace. He lumbers and limps over to the still incapacitated LD, and starts to WHIP him in the back with the SPIKED MACE! Stank has to struggle to rip the mace from Williams’ bloodied back with each swing. Finally Stank unleashes one wild swing to the BACK OF LD’S HEAD! The mace sticks in there, and it looks like Williams is unconscious. Creech wanders over to start a slooooooooww count. Stank hops to the outside where he finds a bunch of construction materials, and tosses them into the ring. Williams has no idea where he is, but is able to pull himself with help from the ropes to his knees at the Creech slow out of 8. Stank grabs a 4x4 (piece of lumber) and jogs across the ring with it raised over his head, looking for the death blow, when LD WILLIAMS UNLEASHES A BRASS KNUCKS ASSISTED GRECO-ROMAN UPPERCUT TO THE BALLS!! Stank audibly squeaks, drops the 4x4 and falls to the mat. Williams is in no shape to follow up, so both men are down. Creech looks around for a bit, and realizes he needs to start the count.

Williams is on his feet for the first time in a while at the count of 7. He is bleeding profusely from his back and the back of his head, and his eyes are nearly closed. He looks to the outside of the ring and spots a filing cabinet. He drags it into the ring and spots Stank just getting to his knees, facing the turnbuckle. Williams gets a head of steam and SPEARS STANK WITH THE FILING CABINET! Stank is in BIG TROUBLE! Williams takes one of the non-broken tables out of the corner and sets it up about 10 feet from the turnbuckle. Creech, in the middle of a count, was up to 5, but LD drags Stank’s lifeless corpse with him to the top turnbuckle. He faces Stank, who has his back to the crowd at the top. He leaps…DDT OFF THE TOP THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! That could be IT folks! LD manages to get up and yells at Creech to start a count. The bloodied and beaten Williams starts to jump up and down! He can feel the culmination of his lifelong dream coming to fruition! The count is to 7 before Stank even moves. It’s to 8 when he gets to his knees. It’s to 9 when he gets one foot up, and JUST beats Creech’s count of 10, but he’s out on his feet. Williams turns around, he can’t believe Stank is up! He grabs a Steel Chair lying near his feet and just CHARGES Stank. LD has the chair up, but before he can swing he takes a BIG BOOT through the chair to his face! Stank leans against the ropes motionless, and Williams may be unconscious on the floor. Creech starts a double count.

He gets to 6 before Stank is up. Stank grabs the last remaining table and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He grabs the still not moving Williams and BULLDOGS him into the filing cabinet! Williams might be done! Stank takes a deep breath, seeming to summon some reserve of energy. He picks the dead Williams up, and hoists him onto his shoulders. Uh oh. Here it is…STANK-U THROUGH THE TABLE! That’ll be it. Stank stares down Creech who counts. Williams isn’t going anywhere. Creech makes the 10-count with no drama.
WINNER in 27:18 by POSSIBLE HOMICIDE and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION – STANK!

Creech reluctantly takes the belt from the timekeeper, who hands it to Stank, and the champ immediately drops to his knees. The crowd starts to clamor as The Dead, Eric O’Mac and The Heels fly down to the ring, grabbing weapons on the way. Stank never sees them and they start a brutal beatdown with chairs, chains and clangy poles. Aerosmith fires up through the PA and HERE COMES RUN DLP! Phantos, Lucios and Davin all have some rebar, and start to whale on the Bennett contingent. It’s 4 on 3, but DLP is holding their own to a stalemate. LD Williams starts to come to, and tosses the filing cabinet into the fray, drilling Lucios in the head, and all of a sudden it’s 5 on 2. Bennett’s crew starts to close in, but HERE COMES THE REST OF DRINK AND DESTROY! Outback Jack, DH Magnusson and Spin Freakin’ Hansen all come down to the ring with baseball bats and start to swing for the fences Manny Ramirez-style. The timekeeper is ringing the bell like crazy, but security wants no part of this. Here comes Skurge and S-Y-B (or is it SYB and Skurge), and IHOP look to be difference makers and they join in the fun. HERE COMES BUNNY! Bunny comes FLYING down with a Cookie Sheet and does a Springboard 810 onto SYB! Stank is now back in it and starts laying waste to everything in his path. HERE COMES CHRIS COLE! Cole brings a clangy pole and starts to push the balance, destroying Bunny and Phantos to give Bennett the advantage. HERE COMES CONCRETE TG! Takaken comes running down, but running faster is MOOSEHEAD JACK, who DRILLS CRETE WITH HIS CAST and starts to cackle. He directs traffic from the floor, and it seems as if Bennett’s team is gaining the upper hand. All of a sudden, The DEA appears at the top of the ramp. They don’t head to the ring, they just observe from the top. Alexis looks to be taking notes as the 20 people in the ring are just killing each other for all they’re worth. Capellan joins DEA at the top of the ramp, says something derogatory to them, and CHARGES TO THE RING and starts to BRAWL. Eventually, Team OOWF Starts to take over! Stank-U DIAMOND CUTTER to LD Williams. DROPKICK DEVICE on Chris Cole! BOOMERANG to The E! DIAMOND CUTTERS FOR EVERYONE! Team OOWF clears the ring to the roar of the crowd, finally unified.

Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Blood on the Great Wall Pay Per View! Live April 27th From Beijing, China! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! April 30th from Pyongsong, North Korea!

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem, Live! (4/23) From Mongolia
Jack Quinn - Apr 23, 2008 22:19:00 GMT -5

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Jack Quinn

Apr 23, 2008 22:19:40 GMT -5

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (04-23) Lineup

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Jack Quinn - Apr 16, 2008 22:37:17 GMT -5

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Tommy

Apr 23, 2008 13:49:19 GMT -5

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. CAPELLAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Darling has some words for Cap at the bell, and Cap just slaps the taste out of his mouth and lays in a shitkicking on him. Cap beats him back to the corner and the ref wants a break. He gets the break, and Darling argues about alleged hair pulling. AD cautiously steps out and they lock up. Darling with a headlock, but Cap counters with a belly to back suplex. Darling holds onto the hold however and blocks and takes him over. Cap fights to his feet, gets a hammerlock, and AD fights to the ropes. Another break, and Darling bitches about hair pulling again. Crowd boos this, and Cap can't believe it, so he goes in and blatantly grabs AD by the hair to pull him away from the ref. To the ropes and a flapjack, followed with an elbow drop to the back of the head. Cap lays in the boots, but Darling rolls to the floor to stop that. Darling decides to take a walk and keep the title that way, so Cap follows him up the aisle, but it's a trap and AD decks him with a stiff right hand. It's now Darling's turn to lay in a beating, and he pounds on Cap all the way back down the aisle. Darling sends Cap to the apron HARD and AD gets a swinging neckbreaker on the floor. Back in and AD hits a butterfly suplex, into a chickenwing that Cap is able to escape before it can get applied. Darling looks for a fisherman's suplex, but Cap counters with a punch to the gut, and Capellan gets a standing sunset flip... but Darling grabs the ropes to block the takedown... and now the ref grabs Darling's hair to pull him down. That gets two, and AD gets a chop block on the way up. Darling has it out with the ref and stomps away at Cap. Pittsburgh Plunge gets two, and Darling is getting frustrated and rips off a turnbuckle pad to the ref's chagrin. Double arm DDT gets two. Inside cradle gets two, and Cap is kicking out of everything. Darling gets a borderline low kick and opts for a delayed suplex... but Cap flips down and gets a standing neckbreaker!! Ref starts a count and both guys are up at 8. Slugout and Cap gets the better of it. To the ropes, and Cap runs to the adjacent rope and gets a bulldog off the rebound. Springboard legdrop gets two. Flying karate chop gets two. Both guys up and AD looks for the DARLING DRIVER~! But Cap flips off the side to couonter, so Darling picks Cap's leg instead, but eats the exposed turnbuckle on the figure four attempt! Schoolboy gets a LONG two count. Cap lines Darling up, and fakes a Dragon Kick. AD bites on it and hits the deck, but now he's lost Cap and Cap flies in with the DRAGON KICK~! But the shot sends Darling all the way to the floor. Cap to the floor and tosses Darling back in. One, two, and Darling gets a foot on the rope. Cap hooks the leg and AD manages to kick out. Now Cap's the one getting frustrated. Cap lines up Darling one more time... and fakes the Dragon Kick again. Darling bites on it again, but then realizes what happened, and when he stands up he sees Cap coming in with the DRAGON KICK, and sidesteps him and sends him to the exposed turnbuckle! Cap slams hard off the steel and AD falls back on Cap. One, two THREE!
WINNER in 16:48: ALEXANDER DARLING

After the match, Darling gets to his feet and turns and just stares at the ropes, turning several shades paler than he normally is. Darling slowly walks over to the ropes and we see an old, black tattered towel that is stained with blood. As if in a trance, Darling touches the towel for a moment, then seems to get shocked back to his senses. He grabs the towel and throws it on the floor and leaves the ring and storms to the back.

STANK vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

LD Williams and Moosehead Jack come to the ring and climb between the ropes, Williams stands in the center of the ring with a look of deathly concentration on his face as Moose gives him some last second advice. Stank comes out and pauses for a moment at the top of the ramp to hold his title high in the air, all the while he never takes his eyes off of Williams and Moose. Stank makes his way to the ring and meets LD and Moose in the center of the ring. Stank gives Moose a glare, and we see Moose say “good luck champ…..you’ll need it” Then Moose turns and leaves the ring leaving Stank and LD Williams staring eye to eye. The referee calls for the bell and neither man moves a muscle. Finally a jawing match starts, but it seems like Stank is doing most of the talking, LD points to Stank’s shoulder and makes the universal “snapping” motion. Stank smirks and the two slowly start circling. They lock up and Stank grabs LD and wrings his arm and backs him into the corner, and unleashes a series of stiff chops to the chest. Stank tries to whip LD across the ring, but Williams reverses the whip and sends Stank into the corner, LD charges but Stank moves out of the way and LD crashes chest first into the corner, then Stank rebounds off the ropes and nearly decapitates Williams with a clothesline as he staggers back out of the corner. Stank drops a big elbow across Williams chest and covers but Williams kicks out before the referee counts one. Stank pulls LD to the corner and puts him face first on the middle turnbuckle, then connects with several stiff kicks to the back of the head slamming LD’s face into the corner. LD collapses out of the corner and Stank drags him to the center of the ring and drops a knee across his chest and covers, but once again LD kicks out at one. Stank pulls LD to his feet and scoops him up and drives him down onto his knee with a back breaker. LD writhes in pain on the mat and Stank plants a knee in the small of LD’s back and pulls back on his chin. Williams grimaces in pain, but won’t quit, despite the referee asking him several times. Stank lets go and grabs Williams and pulls him to his feet and scoops him up and drops him across his knee again, and keeps him there stretching him across his knee. The referee asks for the submission but LD refuses. Finally LD reaches up and rakes the eyes freeing himself. LD slowly gets to his feet and grabs Stank in a side head lock as he staggers around trying to get his sight back, Stank immediately drops him with a belly to back suplex that folds him in half. Both men are down, Stank gets to his feet first and pulls LD off the mat and sends him to the ropes and connects with a thunderous power slam, covers, but can only get a two count. Both men get to their feet and Williams staggers against the ropes, Stank charges at him and tries a clothesline, but Williams ducks and low bridges him and sends Stank over the ropes to the floor where he lands on his oft injured shoulder. Stank grabs his arm and tries to get to his feet, using the apron to pull himself up, LD Williams steps out of the ring and grabs Stank’s arm and drives his arm into the floor with his knee, Stank writhes in pain as Williams once again tries to pop that shoulder out of socket. LD gets to his feet and pulls Stank up and runs him shoulder first into the stairs. Williams rolls under the bottom rope to break the count while Moose stands over Stank menacingly, but doesn’t lay a finger on him. Williams leaves the ring again and grabs Stank, pulls him up and twists his arm behind his back and sends him shoulder first into the ring post. Stank falls to the floor grabbing his arm in pain. As Williams closes in, Stank grabs him by the pants and pulls him forward, slamming him face first into the steel ring post. Williams goes down in a heap, and we see his head has been split open. Stank gets to his feet to get back into the ring, but Williams pulls himself up as well and grabs Stank from behind the ring post and bends that shoulder back around the post, putting one foot on the ring post and pulling backward on that shoulder! It looks like Williams is trying to rip Stank’s arm out of its socket! Stank’s shoulder gives a little and Stank’s eyes get big and he wobbles a little bit on his feet. Williams lets go and Stank falls to the floor and grabs his shoulder, he appears to be in intense pain. Williams pulls him up and rolls him under the ropes to the middle of the ring. LD climbs back into and immediately locks on the crossface! There is no way Stank can stay in this long! Stank is fighting it for all he is worth, but he is trapped in the middle of the ring! Davin Moreland runs to the ring and starts to climb onto the apron but Moose pulls him off the apron and the two of them get into a heated debate over their philosophical differences. Outback Jack sprints to the ring and slides under the ropes and gets yelled at by the referee, LD Williams is completely in the zone and will not release the hold for anything. Finally the Midnight Sons hit the ring and Magnusson NAILS Williams in the back of the head with a boot, the referee immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER in 20:52 by disqualification – LD Williams

The intentional disqualification brings the rest of Bennett’s Army to the ring, they swarm Drink & Destroy and leave them lying in the middle of the ring, bloody and battered. Before anyone can be injured permanently Rick’s Men rush the ring and chase Bennett’s men out of the ring. We cut to LD Williams fuming over the decision while LJ Bennett and Moose try to calm him. Inside the ring, the Phantos & Lucios help the champ to his feet, but his arm just hangs limply at his side. Rick’s men show genuine concern over the state of the champion as we fade to black.

Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Blood on the Great Wall Pay Per View! Live April 27th From Beijing, China! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! April 23rd from Bor-Ondor, Mongolia!

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem, Live (4-16) From Omsk, Russia
Jack Quinn - Apr 16, 2008 22:08:01 GMT -5

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Jack Quinn

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