MBWA presents WTF is This!!
Live from The Omni in Atlanta GA

Breezango (Tyler Breeze & Fandango) -vs- Doug Furnace & Phil Lafon

Bobby Fish -vs- Bobby Roode

MBWA Livewire Championship
Sami Zayn (C) -vs- Kyle O'Reilly -vs- Crazzy Steve

Beauties -vs- Beasts
Rick Martel & Trish Stratus -vs- PCO & Luna Vachon

MBWA Womens Championship
Gail Kim (C) -vs- Rosemary

Matt Cardona -vs- Kevin Owens

Bobby Eaton Tag Team Classic Finals
(Winner declared inaugural MBWA Tag Team Champions)
Edge & Christian -vs- The Thrillseekers (Chris Jericho & Lance Storm)

5 on 5 Survivor Series Match
VLNCE UNLTD (Brodie King, Homicide, Chris Dickinson, Tony Deppen & Colby Corino) -vs The Kings of Old School ( Steve Corino, Roddy Piper, Tito Santana, Jacques & Raymond Rougeau)

MBWA World Championship
4 Way Elimination Lions Den Match
Davey Boy Smith Jr. (C) -vs- Tyson Kidd -vs- Owen Hart -vs- Stu Hart

Kloss: Hello VCCW fans, we had a great initial show at Battlefield! Bryan Danielson was crowned the first ever VCCW World Champion! The Million $ Man debuted his "Family" and his attempt to take over VCCW. What will next week bring? Taryn Terrell is once again in the ring to announce the card.

TT: VCCW fans we're back with our second show, LIVE! from the Bojangles Coliseum in Charlotte, NC. It's Carolina Carnage! I have the card straight from the desk of GM Scott D'Amore.

VCCW World Championship
"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson (C) vs "The Ace" Hiro Tanahashi

Tag-Team Grudge Match
"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes & Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat
vs
"The Million $ Man" Ted DiBiase & "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig, representing The Family

VCCW TV Championship
MJF (c) vs "The Bastard" PAC

VCCW Cruiserweight Championship
Mustafa Ali (C) vs "The Spanish God" Sammy Guevara

"Feuding Valets" Match
Cibernetico w/ Lizzy Borden vs Damien Priest w/ Zelina Vega

Tag Team Championship
FTR (C) vs Motor City Machine Guns (by virtue of being final team eliminated)

Tag Team Challenger
winners receive next title shot
Rock & Roll Express vs MSK

Cruiserweight Eliminator
first pinfall advances to 'final' later tonight, loser eliminated. Then winner of 1 on 1 match among 2 men remaining also make the 'final' - winner of 'final' receives next title shot
"The Bruiserweight" Pete Dunn vs Buddy Murphy vs The Hurricane vs Isiah "Swerve" Scott

Championship Contender Match
winner picks their championship shot
Nick Aldis vs KENTA vs Dominick Dijokovic (representing the Family) vs Chris Candido w/ Tammy Lyn Sytch (also representing the Family)

KO Wrestling
Presents Karnage in Key West

Announce Team: Eric Bischoff & Drake Maverick

Championship Committee Chairperson: Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley

Senior Official: Teddy Long

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KOW Heavyweight Championship Match
Tetsuya Naito (C) vs. "The Yellow Rose of Texas" David Von Erich


KOW Tag Team Title Match
Guerillas of Destiny (C) - Tama Tonga & Tonga Loa vs. Imperium - Fabian Aichner & Marcel Barthel


KOW Streaming Championship
Jushin Thunder Liger (C) vs. Ultimo Dragon vs. Tiger Mask I


American Wolves - Eddie Edwards & Davey Richards vs. Doom Protection Agency - Bradshaw, Ron Simmons, "The Natural" Butch Reed (Freebird Rule)


KOW Classic Championship Match (10 Minute Time Limit, ROH Pure Rules, 20 Count on floor, Title changes hand on a DQ)
"The Russian Bear" Ivan Koloff vs. "The Handsome Half-Breed" Gino Hernandez


Chairs Match
"The Chairman of WCW" La Parka vs. "The Chairman of AEW" Shawn Spears


Venomous Serpents - "The Viper" Randy Orton & "The Cobra" Santino Marella vs. The Powers of Pain - The Warlord & The Barbarian w/ Slick


Dog Collar Match
"The Destroyer" Bobby Lashley vs. The One Man Gang w/ Slick


The Pitbulls - Pitbull #1 & Pitbull #2 vs. The Natural Disasters - Earthquake & Typhoon


Lucky Seven Scramble - Winner of the fall Receives $100,000, the Loser of the fall is Fired
Chris Adonis vs. El Dandy vs. The Great Sasuke vs. Barry Horowitz vs. Ahmed Johnson vs. Eugene vs. Gene Snitsky

I think I've left a useful roster for someone. Whomever ends up with it, feel free to hijack this thread.

OOC: Hard to do a thread when I have no idea what roster I'll end up with, Just feeling a bit nostalgic. And as always, any shots taken at Ecosystem the character do not reflect my feelings on Eco the poster.

IC:

We fade in to the living room of a modest home in Green Bay Wisconsin and see Former OOWF Superstar Matt Folz, his wife Jaime McAllister Folz (Who still looks gorgeous and somehow still tolerates her husband) and their now 16 month old son Kenneth Laverne Folz. Jaime waves to the camera.

Jaime: Hello everyone. We just wanted to make this video to say hello. And to say from our family to all of yours: We hope you have a safe and happy Holliday Season. Now I'm going to go get this little one ready for bed while Matt makes a little announcment.

Matt gives his wife a big kiss.

Matt: I'll be up in a second to read him a story.

Matt looks back into the camera and smiles and shakes his head.

Matt: I know, not how I thought my life would end up either. Even after all these years I still have no idea what she sees in me. Anyway, I have an announcement to make. Good news everyone, the OOWF is BACK! Kind of.... see myself, Chad Madison, Alexander Darling, Rabbit Mask, Jack Bullet, Skurge, SYB and others are competing in the 2021 Pun's House Wrestling Draft. And for some reason- because this ALWAYS works out well for us- we're letting Eco run this. And check out this lineup I have for you fans:

CM Punk VS Brock Lesnar

Magnum TA VS Kurt Angle

The British Bulldogs VS Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard

Demolition VS The Midnight Express

Becky Lynch vs Awesome Kong

Matt: And I'm just getting started. Wait til you see what I have planned for you the next 24 rounds, as I continue to build up this great roster.... just a second, have a text coming in. Oh, it's from Eco. "Great job so far everyone, now we're going to totally do a blind draw and randomly give everyone brand new rosters and screw up everyone's plans."

Matt's face goes incredulous.

Matt: I truly, truly hate that man.

Fade.

Big Money Kofi Kingston is approached by King Woods.



Xavier: My noble Sir Kofi, why the long face?

Kingston: (in accent) What long face? You listen here, Mis-ta King, Big Money Kofi Kingston don'ta worry about nobody so long as those checks keep clearing, kna'mean?

Xavier: Yes, I do indeed comprehend what you state, but your face tells a different tale.

Kingston: Mon, you crazy! Big money, more fire, boom boom ... (drops accent) ... man, Woods, I don't know, I do feel a little down. Like, I don't know that this Big Money thing is gonna be enough for me. I mean, Kane's always a big threat, but now he's got a witch, casting spells? C'mon man!

Xavier: Look, Kof, you and I have watched a lot of children's television.

Kingston: We have.

Xavier: And you and I know that there was no more powerful witch ... than Rita Repulsa.

Kingston: What are you saying?

Xavier: I'm saying ... IT'S MORPHING TIME!



The music starts in ... "GO GO POWER RANGERS!"







...

Naomi: Sorry, wait, pause. Wolverine is definitely not a Power Ranger.

Gargano: What, I can't have fun with this? You guys are the Green and White Ranger, that's the same guy!

Woods: That is a very minor bit of creative license by comparison.

Kofi: Also, if you watched the later seasons, there's more than one White and Green Ranger in the shows. DUH!

Gargano: There's never more than one White Ranger on a team, and you have two!

Woods: Seth isn't on the team, Johnny. He's our manager. Try to keep up.

Rollins: Sorry, wait, I'm what now?

Gargano: That's it, you guys are no fun, I'm gone. Hey, maybe I'll go join the Dental Practice!

Kofi: Okay, go then!

Gargano: I am!

Kofi: But you're not gonna like what our manager has to say about you! Tell 'em, Seth!

Rollins: Guys, I think I can do more than manage. I'm The Captain, remember? You guys said I was your Captain?

Woods: Yeah, like Captain Lou Albano.

Naomi: Oh, he was a great manager. Those are big shoes to fill.

Kofi: Now tell Johnny what's up!

Rollins: (sighs) Uh, well .... Johnny, when the New D- when the Power Rangers get ahold of you ... your face is going to look like the Putty Patrol!

Kofi/Naomi: OHHHHHHHHHH.

Woods: Bars, bars.

Gargano: Oh yeah, Rollins? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

Kofi: Whoa whoa whoa, man. You're doing Seinfeld references when our man Big E got drafted to another show? The Big Festivus?



Kofi: Not cool, man.

Roman Reigns: (walking in, reading off cue cards) I'll tell you what is cool - ice cold Gatorade! Gatorade: a proud sponsor of Generic Championship Wrestling. We'll be right back.