MUHAHAHAHAA~!

Exalt Solly, oh, and happy 12000 posts or something.

Now send us pictures of you givin' her the ol' Storm Trooper.

This.

And that scenario would also be the optimal occasion to bring up trying out her ol' poop chute, too, if you ever had the inkling.

He'd be flying to Chicago in a sec if my uncle ever actually responded to my requests for a sketch.

But that's nice you guys have that tradition.

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup
Fool her into trusting you
Then fill her pussy up
Once you get her pregnant
Pack your shit and flee
Do the same to each
And every girl you see

Thank you for sparing me. I got enough of those last night.

Yay, new digicam! Okay, here is our tree and shit.

Here is the tree. Note the stockings hung with care.



To prove my geekiness, a close up of one of my Star Trek ornaments. I don't have quite all of them...yet.



Here is the tree with a view of the lighted garland around the loft and banister.



Here is the Nightmare Before Christmas Village, from two angles. Sadly, none of them show the snow on the roof of the Haunted Church or the tops of the tombstones.





We have some holly even, with which we have decked our hall. Yes, that's a skull carved with knotwork. No, it's not real.



And lastly, here is our 'set up' for the last night of Yule. Twelve candles lit one each night, the horn had sparkling cider in it (as it was really a good idea to cut off the alcohol at that point), and the omens we pulled. Yes, those are real furs, antlers, and deer skin.

Batman Begins & The Dark Knight on Blueray
Fraggle Rock Season 1 DVD
Wii Pajamas
Homer Simpson Pajamas
Wii Points Card

Good point, although that also brings up the fact that they're too cheap to buy condoms.

damn, fresh menudo. That's good eats right there...

Punker gave me permission to pick the next quote and just to get the ball rolling again I picked a softball of his that could probably be worked in in a humorous situation.

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My wife wants me to get a tattoo, but I can't even make up my mind on what to buy with a $75 gift card to Best Buy, I'm such a non-committer to everything.

Plus, I think they're pretty trashy, although I smoked for 12 years and I thought that was trashy (no offense to anyone who has a tattoo or smokes)

While a bacon pie looks awesome, I'm pretty sure God doesn't drink the fag beer that these guys drink.

Now my soul wants to cry.

We had those at my store. The Flame Broiled were pretty good actually, but man did they ruin your breath. The Ketchup & Fries was okay, but got old really fast.