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natecorbitt.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=kotr&thread=8846 Austin Sanders Farts. So I don't email in competitively this week. Whatever, fuck you. XOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXO TheTallOne PS. Knock Knock Who's there? Cam Gullet Cam Gullet who? Cam Proceeds to break into tears as his grandmothers Alzheimers have progressed to the point where she can no longer remember the love she had for him. You deserved it you Polly Pocket Poo Hole Rangler. Ā® Jon Drouin One shade of Grey Andy and Chris, It's been a miserable week. Michigan gets spanked by Alabama, Summer is over, CM Punk is a heel, and I am a failure. Dustin, I failed you. Your name belongs in the Final Four of the King of the Ring alongside the other elite emailers. I don't have to even mention their names, because they are synonymous with the best that Monday Night Flaw has to offer. But it's my fault. I am sick to my stomach. I wish I was funny like you Dustin. Or JB King. He's the best. All I've been able to do is sit at home on the floor, listen to Dido and Sarah McLachlan, and switch this lamp on and off. Austin, I'm not sure why you have me confused with someone else. You seem like a nice kid, even with your Tourette's, and I apologize if I have misled you in any way. Chris Alt. I don't know what I was thinking. I made a few mistakes last week. I should have spoken to you first, before I contacted your wife last week. I just got so wrapped up in this tournament contest thing, and I forgot about showing proper respect to you. I want you to know that from now on, I promise to recognize Arkansas State Law, and respect the fact that your wife is your property, and I promise I will never speak to her directly again. (Can you clarify if Cam is your property too? I'm a little confused on that one.) Also, I tried to give Sarah a very substantial and proper introduction before including her words. But yet, when Andy introduced her, you seemed let down and very unimpressed. Which depresses me even more. I'm not sure if you were expecting someone else, or perhaps you thought I was going to pretend that my words were those of Sarah. Let me assure you that I would never, ever, joke about these things, and I would never pretend to be someone else. Pretending to be someone else can only end poorly. And I'm sorry that now the entire world knows that you put your feet on the coffee table. I am ashamed at what I have done. But my biggest regret is that I appear to have upset Andy. Andy's been short with me lately, and he seems disappointed every time I send an email, or comment on the internet. I think he might be jealous of all the attention I give to Dustin and Chris and Cam in my emails. I can understand how it's hard to be surrounded by these great, talented, people. So Andy, I just want you to know that I'm thinking about you, and I promise to make it up to you. I promise that I will start dedicating more of my time making sure that everyone knows how terrific you are. I hope that will be enough to cheer you up. And maybe it will cheer me up to. Finally, congrats to Cam on his victories last week. If we were in the same ring, I'd give you a hug to congratulate you. A hug would be nice. Until next time, Jon Drouin Michael Demko Cam Slams and that's all Dear Andris, What do you get when you mix Cam Gullett and Nate Corbitt? A low blow. What do you get when you mix Cam Gullett and Sheamus? A Gae-LICK What do you get when you mix Cam Gullett and Brodus Clay? A FunkaSORE-ASS What do you get when you mix Cam Gullett and Fred Solomon? A He-blew -Demko Nicole Crawford Smackdown Recap Right in the middle of Sheamus Speaking here comes James Ryan to offer his help and to shed some light he seems to think he could enrich our lives but he doesn't put his Money where his mouth is, he deemed Sheamus as an unworthy opponent, then can you dig that Sucka plays. Here comes Kofi Kingston to announce James Ryan has to take on Sheamus tonight! For the first time EVER!! (not counting house shows) you should have seen the Cabbage eating grin on Sheamus face! Priceless! Can you dig that sucka Boom boom boom! BOOYAKA! BOOYAKA! Here comes Sin Cara to fight Cody Rhodes. Cody had the control for a bit but his obsession to demask his opponent cost him the match. In his frustration he attacks Sin Cara brutally once again going for the demasking and WHAT? here's comes another Sin Cara? Wait, they're doing this again? The new Sin Cara puts a Sin Cara mask on Cody Rhodes and now there's three of them! Everyone will be Sin Cara!! BOOBies!!!!!! Gotta Love them DIVAs! Am I the only one who thinks the divas division would be instantly improved if the ring was replaced with a swimming pool filled with baby oil? There's already enough oil for that on David Otunga's chest. James Ryan vs. Shaemus "Nice HOT pink panties there HollyWood! Thou James had an excellent start once Shaemus is mad you don't wanna be in the ring with him and his Irish temper! In and out in and out, ducking and then finally Running off to only give the match to Our Champion Shaemus! Black n yellow, black and yellow, Boom get get get get get it that's right! No more black and yellow' Interview by Josh Mathews and the Mexican aristocrat Alfonso Ribeiro. He boasts about his most recent run in with the Viper and how not only was he victorious but that he made made him Tap out to the cross arm-breaker, which is really surprising because I thought snakes didn't have arms. "What Kane did to you is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you. " said Alfonso. Kane protects his territory Josh Matthews so we think but, Wait His anger management counselor has required Kane to Apologize to Josh. Looks like he can develop a gentle heart as fast as he can grow the hair on his head. And here comes the Mac Militant, playa! Mac says Alfonso and Kane have to wrestle. So they do. It was thrilling. Alfonso wins and Kane attacks Josh. And there goes your 30 day chip. here beep the world mr. Money in the bank with that horribly Bleached angel hair pasta on his head and he's here to beep the Viper whose venom is leaking out of his fangs AKA he spits all over himself like usual. Eww. Anyway, Dolph is amazing. I love how his over-the-top selling. He could sell snow to an Eskimo, or rice to an Chinese guy, or steroids to Randy Orton. The Viper wins when Dolph smashes his own head into the mat. The show goes off the air with the saliva-faced snake doing his "I love you this much" arms. In closing, fellas, I'd like to Thank you for the opportunity to get my geek on and my putting my Wrestling thoughts on paper. Er..email...whatever. Nachos, boobies and boners, -Nicole, the adamantium voice of the Flawedcast Network Cam Gullett THE CHAMP...IS...HEEEERRREEE!!! So I guess now we can welcome Cli...errr...Jon Drouin to the suck my dick club. You are member #2,437,187. Although you are only the second guy to ever join without money exchanging hands. Before we get to the wrestling stuff I have a couple of things to mention that were uncovered on the newest Gamer & Proud: Dustin Faber condemns Ryan Gosling for being a fake kid toucher, but legitimately exonerates Michael Jackson from any wrongdoing. It happened, and there's nothing you can do about it. Austin Sanders wants a showdown? Normally I would jump at the chance to get all oiled up and have my way with a 19 year old boy, but I've already had you kind sir, and I rarely go back for seconds at the ass buffet. I saw that movie "Lawless" today and it reminded me a lot of WWE booking. It had three great actors in Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, and Guy Pearce, but rather than focus on them it was all about the shittiest actor onscreen: Shia LaBeeeeef!! Still it was the second best movie I watched all day behind "Premium Rush" so 5 stars! Whoever gets the best Cam Slam this week is entitled to ONE free hug from me, after that you have to start paying me or my pimp, David Otunga gets super pissed and throws his coffee on me. As always, "The Dashing Franchise" Cam Gullett James Ryan Greetings MNFers! It's me, James Ryan, "The Golden Voice of the Flawedcast Network"! I've returned after a one week hiatus from the Bag! And it looks like we're off and running with another live commentary! Quick! Let's get to the action! OPENING BET OF THE NIGHT: Over/Under 2 for the number of African American Wrestlers on the WWE's Roster which will we be in action tonight? Speaking of action, let's get it on!!! "You come at the King, you best not miss." CM Punk quotes Omar Little 8 minutes into the show, and this could be a sign of great things to come? I really hope Snoop and Chris don't stop by and murder the mid card! But this is RAW and anything can happen***!!!! ***within reason CM Punk then channels his inner Cartman: "Respect mah Authoritah!!!" Jesus, this big Ginger (No, not Cam), Sheamus is a stammering blithering idiot (Yes, that one is Cam). He's seriously trying to improv with CM Punk. His line to Punk, "Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull." Alright probably not in those words, but DATS WHUT I HEARED!!! Just like Cam, Sheamus and his joke fell flat. Propecia.com! Stop Sheamus. Just stop. Keep to your stories about grandpappies and your fellas, but don't ever try to go off book again. Randy Orton is walking!! And showing off his Ed Hardy Tatts!! The Apex Sex Predator vs the Male Cheerleader Showoff! NEXT! Wait. If Punk just said he was the Best in the World, and he then told Sheamus he was #2 on the pecking order. Where does the Apex Predator land on that list? ANSWER: 1 more Strike and he's off my television! #Strike4? Great, my evening just got better! Vicki Guerrero and James Enright's Teeth are now out to introduce...OH WHUT THA HAIL?!?! My cable company just trolled the WWE and Vicki hardcore!! They just randomly cut to a commercial!!! And it was a commercial for feminine hygiene! HAHAHAHA! After a minute, the show returns with Ziggler already in the ring. Totes missed "Here to Beep The World!"#NightsRuined Oh fuck you Orton, you just used Tully Blanchard's rope aided slingshot suplex. How dare you. However, if he picked up Tully's drug addiction, I wouldn't be mad. Oh Chicago crowd, I thought you were smarkier than this. You're actually chanting for RANDY?!? Sign #1 of the Night Spotted: "I MISS LITA" I miss her tits more, good citizen. Orton and Ziggler trade pinning attempts and Zigs gets the surprising victory over the Asexual Predator! Randy probably just got confused about that sequence and just gave up. He's leaving for 12 Rounds Reloaded in a matter of weeks! Can't wait for this topic to trend: #OrtonDiesinFireyStuntGoneWrong! And what do we have here?!? Miz's music hits? Is he coming out to jab Orton about his loss? Uh, no...Miz is now tonight's color commentator! And I have officially lost interest for the 2nd time for tonight's RAW! Miz, stop the Smug Duck Face. #ANGERCOLLAGES!!! Tag Team Action! Rey Misterio and El Mexicano vs Man-Baby Enright and Lispy Rhodes!!! Should be a slabberknocka!!! Or not. Well that was a clusterfuck of a tag match. Two of those guys need to be off television for a while or forever. Though Rey looked surprisingly quick on his feet. He also looked slimmer. Anger Management Part 2! Light as a feather, stiff as a board! Trust building exercise! FUCK YOU HAROLD!! #YES! Future Tag Team Partners?!?!? I'm getting that vibe. We may see more of Harold in the future, as he is indy wrestler, Scorpio Sky. Ok, 1st hour main event is...CM PUNK vs Sheamus? Punk don't do Hour 1! Punk's in street clothes!!! CM PUNK says: "Happy Labor Day, jamokes! I'm outta here!" #PersonalDay Sheamus is now going to fight...Ellen DeGeneres? Shockingly, Sheamus gets the submission victory with one of the sloppiest Texas Cloverleaves (Cloverleafs?) ever on Swagger. Sheamus has shown in the past that he hates Mexicans and now hates lesbians. Pornstar Daisy Marie, watch your back! DIVAS! Question of the Night: Is there any other female hairstyle other than the Blond on top, brunette on bottom that just screams "I do DPs for free kamikaze shots!" Answer: NOPE! #Kaitlyn4DP Miz and Layla need to be removed from my television with this god awful banter. That was horrible. It distracted me from the 5 Star Divas Match of the Night! #CopyrightScottTaylor Nice ass on Eve though. #POWERBOTTOM News item of the Week: The buzz on the interwebz is that Kaitlyn was not supposed to win the Divas Battle Royale two weeks ago. When Kaitlyn clotheslined Meat Drapes over the top and she missed the ring apron hit the ground. #Derp Jack Swagger lost and he's is leaving! He's better than this losing streak! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!!! #IAmNotaNugget! #RIPOWEN Hey Taz, what's Jock Snagger doing in the Impact Zone?!?! Anger Management #3: SHUT UP HAROLD! Miz is trying his best to do a Robert DeNiro impression behind the commentator desk while Cole speaks. Question of the Night #2: Why does Miz constantly have a Shit Eating Grin on his face? Answer: Cause he eats shit! Up Next: James Enright's Teeth vs An Honest to God Red Dot Injun! Nice to see Ryback's Conjunctivitis cleared up! Hey Chris, in layman's terms, that's Pink Eye. Repeat after me, "kuhn-juhngk-tuh-vahy-tis" How are you allowed to be a teacher? Oh, wait, Arkansas. Carry on. Twitter Poll of the Night! Hey Mexican Tweens and other assorted CHUDS! #WWEMATCH, #WWETAG, #WWEHUG, or #WWEMAEBY The Universe has spoken!! Daniel Bryan and Kane hug it out!!! OMG! AN ENTOURAGE REFERENCE!!! I LUV TOPICAL JOKEZ!!!! Sign of the Night #2: "MAYBE... MAYBE... MAYBE..." #ChrisAltsRingTone Ladies and Gentlemen, the rules of a āHug It Outā match are as follows: - Both competitors must embrace at the same time - Said embrace must be held for a referee's ten-count - Half-hugs nor chest bumps do not count - There is no time limit for the match, because this sort of thing is special, and needs to be dragged out - A warning to the audience, we don't blame you if you were watching us at this point, stopped, and didn't return. But this is something that Vince has been laughing at for the last 4 hours before the show went live. HUGS!! This is awesome. I actually find this pretty funny, even if they did drag it out. But the crowd was eating it up. Daniel Bryan almost broke character and started laughing when he yelled out "You didn't hug me back!" Now trending, #WWEHUG! Hugs, not drugs! And speaking of which, if your parents didn't do either of those, you wouldn't be here with us tonight, Austin Sanders. This reminded me of the awkward hug in Step Brothers. gifsoup.com/MTc0NjI1Mw one for the forum people: GIFSoup This went from man on man embrace to man on man violence!!! #WankMaterial4Cam Will these two will let bygones be bygones and form a tag team called "The Brothers of Yestruction"? Ladies and gentlemen, US Champ, Antonio "Don't call me Claudio Castagnoli" Cesaro! The Cobra doesn't work without the snake sock. Uh-huh. He hits the Neutralizer for the win to retain! He needs to stay away from Santino. Zack Ryder vs Heath Slater. I really fuckin hate these two dorks. Ryder's a fan of Guitar Hero? Who plays that shitty game still? Are his bandmates Jimmy Rave and Vance Archer? That was a really uncomfortable skit with Vicki and AJ. I really dislike Vicki. Why didn't AJ just fire Vicki and then attack her, or dust herself off after the slap and force Vicki to face one of the Heel Divas? Or face a male wrestler who isn't afraid to hit a woman. Paging Jackson Andrews, you're needed at Gorilla Position. Oh shit, it's main event time... Did you see Cena high 5 the Macho Man!?!? Notice how the camera did not focus in on him? Cena gets suplexed through announce table! HOLY SHIT! Pin attempt by Del Rio! No sell! What the hell? Dude with a history of neck surgeries, plural, gets belly-to-back suplexed through the announce table and still kicks out? What's it going to take? Vicious microphone shot to Cena's shoulder!!! Time to visit your optometrist, Del Rio! Cena gazes into the camera and gives us all a wink! OH HAHA! Fuck you Cena! You just broke the 4th wall!!! Here we go a brawling backstage! If you don't smell CM Punk coming back to nail Cena, then... oh Jesus, flying trash can! Filled with empty water bottles!!! #HHHwuzHere Derr, called it! Stiff kick to Cena's ear by Punk! Del Rio with the pinfall victory on Super Cena! So a surprise kick to the back of the head can get Cena pinned, but a surprise suplex through a table does not. Fair enough. CM Punk with a GTC on Cena! Go To Chrystler!! Respect Deez Nutz Cena! Holy Shit! Heyman's been hired as Punk's driver! Beep beep! Embrace the hate, Dickface! Final Thoughts 1. Does that mean we have a New New Dangerous Alliance? Heyman, Punk, Lesnar? Anyone else? a debuting Seth Rollins? or Alex Shelly? Kassius Ohno? A retooled Jack Swagger? CM Punk has said in the past that he's a "Heyman Guy" Not to be confused with Brian VanAlstyne who is a "Hyman Guy" 2. If you said Under for the opening bet, you win! One! One of the WWE's 10+ African American Wrestlers were on tonight's 3 hour RAW. Even though he sounds like a white guy, David Otunga, Esq, is indeed of African American heritage! Thanks for playing! 3. So AW gets fired for a Kobe Rape joke, but Funkadactyl Cameron gets nabbed for a DUI, then offers the cops a $10,000 bribe to let her go and all she gets is a whopping 15 Day suspension. I'm sorry, what the fuck is up with that? 4. David Otunga representing Del Rio/Alberto and their potential lawsuit against Sheamus. I smell awful train wreck. #BirdLawExpert 5. Anyone see Macho Man in the crowd? Cena gave him a high five. The camera men were obviously given instruction to not get him on camera, but after the show went off air, Cena actually brought him into the ring and the crowd went insane. I'm sure Vince just loved that. I will hand it to Cena, as he's pretty much the only wrestler who could do something like this and not get in trouble. Though, they'll probably just fire someone like Zach Ryder to stick it to him. i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/BeerBaron721/machomanRAW.jpg forums: That's all I got. Hope you guys have a great show, James Ryan The Golden Voice of the Flawedcast Network PS: I found out why Nate didn't have enough time to write an email for our King of the Ring Tourney a few weeks ago. I lifted a picture from his work's cameras and you can plainly see his computer was just acting slow. i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/BeerBaron721/Nate.jpg forums: JB King WHATS MY FUCKING NAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEE!!!! Say it again! STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Wooooooo! Two weeks strong baby! Suck my nuts, Iām taking a personal day. ..... Just kidding. Hello again to giggle shits and the pie eater. I write to you in good spirits. Sorry if it took me so long to join you on facebook, but I havenāt used it in about eight months because I never had a reason to and just always preferred twitter. Now, I have even more of a reason to not use it, thanks. Seriously Andy how many likes do you need for a fucking TROUT comment? By the way Iām sorry you lost the pie eating contest. Perhaps this is karma for mocking my soon to be contribution to Dandora Radio. You called me a massive vagina for making a setlist as a tribute to my father. Well, thatās okay. You call me a vag, and I say you are what you eat. Thatās right, JB KING eats box like James Enright eats everything else. And by that I mean there is excessive use of the tongue and little to no chewing. Not sure why I just said that but Iāll go with it. Guess itās better than being known as an illiterate retard. But now to the real reason I made this email. Andy, with the NFL season starting I wanted to see if you would place a bet with me. Your Chargers are facing my Raiders this week. Sure the game will be terrible, but letās try and make something fun come from this. If my Raiders win, you have to read Scott Taylorās next impact recap with your horrible sounding Ray Ramano voice. If your Chargers win, I will do a recap for the worst shows on TV, Here comes Honey BooBoo. However, I donāt want it to be read on TV for Vendetta because the last thing I need to hear is Bryan masturbating over something I read. Plus I know Demcko is into some weird sex shit so who knows. Anyway enough about those two lispy sex starved monstersā¦ What do say sir? Good. Now on to Chris. Sorry to disappoint you but I am not dead. I am not undead either, not sure why Dustin Faber was making that statement on Gamer and Proud. Had no idea Catholics believed in voodoo. It was almost as disturbing with Faberās deep obsession with Ryan Gosling. The again he is a Doucheboat (thatās a combination of a douchebag and dreamboat) so I donāt blame you. Then Dustin has the audacity to compare me to a boring Peter Pan movie. Seriously? Who references Hook in 2012?!?!? Fuck you and your shitty show. Ok, now see here King, we may not be the most professionally run network in the world but we try and do our best you asshole. We make sure everything here runs as smooth as possible and we do this for free you dick. And another thingā¦ (We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by + music) -so donāt tell us that we canāt do a show without mistakes or technical problems you asshole. Anyway he continues. Congrats to Cam Gullet for furthering my point on how completely pointless this tournament is now. Or maybe I should just blame Jon boy for chocking last week. I havenāt seen dropped balls like that since Damien Sandow went into puberty. Speaking of watching balls drop; Cam, I seriously hope you continue to advance in this tournament as fast as your AIDS advance through your dying body. Please prove to the world that Magic Johnson isnāt the only success story with HIV. Because AIDS has had a bad rap for quite some time now. I will be you marketing department. āYES WE CAMā seemed like a decent slogan, but I went with a modest twist to an old watch slogan, āCam Gulletā¦. takes a dickinā and keeps on lickingā Needs work, but Iāll let you know. Good luck faggot (gives Austin Sanders $20). James Enrightā¦. thatāll do pig. Itās time to filibuster! Question time! Question One: Apparently, there has been a few Daniel Bryan āYESā chants going on at the Oakland Aās game. No this is real, look it up on Youtube. Josh Reddick uses Flight of the Valkyries as his batting theme now. The crowd seems to dig it and they are going along with it nicely. Unfortunately, this same crowd apparently got attacked by a massive swarm of bees. Take a look. i43.tinypic.com/33v17h3.gif Or maybe they were attacked by Little Jimmys. And if you are wondering, yes, a Detroit fan later ran over there with a Ghidorah mask and fought Drunkzilla. I have also seen the āYESā chant during the Miami Heat game after Wrestlemania. My question to you guys is what wrestling chants such as this would you love to see happen at a different sporting event? A walk off homerun? Nascar crash? Peyton or Tebow getting crippled? I know we kind of talked about this last week, but Iām lazy so have at it. Question Two: Poor announcers. Josh Matthews is getting the shit kicked out of him weekly. And CM Punk decided to beat up everyoneās favorite Dick Tracy villain āPrune Faceā aka Jerry Lawler. Iām Prune Tracy! Take that Dickface! Even Matt Striker can barely get airtime and no one decided to remember his name on Raw. My question is do you think this is going somewhere? And donāt just say the AJ Lee angle because this is happening on more than just Raw. Is there a story coming out of this or is this a way to make a shift in the announcing booth such as switching Josh and King on the shows or bring Matt Striker back on the table. Just wanted your thoughts? Question Three: When should this Kane and Daniel Bryan feud end? Actually, HOW should it end? If you carefully think about it, the main root to both of their recent problems comes from AJ Lee. They must solve this problem by taking care of the source. And if porn has taught me anything over the years, this will probably end with Kane and Bryan giving AJ the Eifel Tower. No need for protection because twelve year olds canāt get pregnant yet right Bryan? JB KING making a sex joke about AJ? Guess he didnāt waste any time. Talk about not beating around the ābushā amirite? A-thank you. Anyway, how do you guys want this feud to end? Well thatās it tonight. I hear the bag pipes so I better get out of the way. Good luck to Stu and Mic-pffft you know what fuck it, everyone vote for Hodgey. This main event blows. Love peace and penis grease, Johnny Michael Hodge The King of the Ring Pee Pee Vee Hey, Chrandy. Speaking of Wait Til Next Year, I agree that it was necessary to shake things up, but I'm not sure taking the idea literally by having James Enright walk by the studio was the best way to go. #WeighTonsNowY'all Hashtag? More like hash browns. On to business, I'm not going to go the route of my esteemed opponent and recap wrestling shows here. First of all, you guys already do that. Secondly, I stopped watching wrestling altogether when Harry from Harry and the Hendersons popped out of AJ's pants to become the new Raw GM. I'm worried that thing's going to come at me out of my TV like the chick in The Ring. You see, Chris, The Ring was a movie... Assuming Stu's not too busy tossing his caber to a Rowdy Roddy Piper poster, I'm sure he's feeling pretty confident that he's going to get an easy win this week. Well, here's the thing, Stu: you're going to need to bring more than one minute of funny in a 15-minute e-mail this week. It's an epic battle between Canada and Scotland. Bret Hart vs. Drew McIntyre. Chris Benoit vs. ... Drew McIntyre. Chris Jericho vs. ... hold on ... Bill Dundee (source: Wikipedia). Edge & Christian vs. (allegedly) the Highlanders (source: also Wikipedia). Want to know what other ways Canada's better than Scotland? You bet you do: 1. Canada's national anthem? O Canada. Scotland's national anthem? Scotland the Brave. 2. Canada's national currency? The Canadian dollar -- $1 and $2 coins. Blue, brown, pink, and purple bills. It's got everything you could possibly want. Scotland's national currency? The British pound. Not the Scottish pound, the British pound. Also, possibly the euro. 3. Canada's national animal? The mighty beaver. Scotland's national animal? I shit you not: the unicorn. The fucking unicorn. The mytho-fucking-logical unicorn. 4. Canada's greatest hero? Wayne Gretzky. Scotland's greatest hero? William Wallace. Gretzky would kill Wallace at the NHL skills competition. It's a no-contest. 5. Canada: Hodgey Scotland: Stu 6. Canada: Has produced literally dozens of main-event wrestlers, including the aforementioned Roddy Piper (put it away, Stu) Scotland: Drew McIntyre 7. Canada's national musical instrument: not the bagpipes Scotland's national musical instrument: the bagpipes 8. Canada: This e-mail Scotland: That e-mail 9. Canada: Mike Myers doing a Scottish accent Scotland: Everyone doing a Scottish accent. Not very original, are they? 10. Canada: the RCMP -- the iconic national mounted police Scotland: Scotland Yard -- headquarters of one of the most famous police forces in the world. Located in London. I believe my point has been made. And as an appeal to the voters, Stu is a mouse. A Scottish mouse. You can't vote for that shit. That's it from me. Have fun. Play safe. Your pal, ~Hodgey Stu Little Hodge Podge Hey guys, Boy. I sure love hats. Apparently. And I'm a hipster too...it seems. Jeez, James, I might actually be in some danger of looking bad if you put as much effort into your jokes as you do dinner, or as you call it "Operation Dessert Storm". Anyway, big night tonight. The King of the Ring Quarter Finals. I've had my theme music changed out of respect for my opponents(and to not jinx myself any more than Andy and the part-timer have). I thought I'd go for something more low key... I'll get to Hodgey soon enough but first I'll cover some Raw points: -I officially hate the new theme now. Mostly because of the frequency of the ad breaks and how the bumper for those plays the same first line over and over and over again. The only novelty to the commercial breaks is the graphic they use which looks like a custom-made bowling ball with the Raw logo on it for some reason. Has there ever been a Bowling gimmick in wrestling? -Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara teamed up for the FIRST TIME EVER on Raw...since the show 5 weeks ago where they were in a 6 man tag together. I'll also mention that a new wrinkle was added to the feud with Cody Rhodes promo from smackdown having him state that the reason Mexicans wear masks when they wrestle is because of their ugliness. I can't believe this racism has flew under the radar! I'd suggest that Cody might as well follow this up with a rant about jews, but I checked a list of current WWE superstars who are jewish and 1. I don't think Kane's CHARACTER is meant to be jewish, given how many crosses his brother's burned over the years 2. I don't think Tensai is ready for a face turn... Also, can Rey ease back on all the Question Marks on his in ring gear? I know his name is "Mysterio", but at this rate, I expect his next Promo to be "Riddle Me This...Donde Esta La Biblioteca? -Can we go back to Ryback squashing jobbers? At least we'd have the entertainment value of the funny names those guys would have i.e. Jensen Conrad, Tobias Lockwood, and (hopefully) Benedict Cumberbatch. -I really enjoyed the Kane/Bryan hug segment, though I will say if you were one of the people who voted for that, you are in my book a party to sexual harassment. You forced those two men who roll around with half naked guys on a nightly basis to instead have to do something uncomfortable and homoerotic! That said, Andy, given that you emulated WWE's TOUT with TROUT and "Ejaculate", when are you going to implement a similar interactive voting elemen? When are you going to get Flaw Active? I'd love to be able to directly impact the events of the show. Here's one example of a poll you could run: How should James Enright be "rewarded" for his comedic efforts? #PlateOfLettuce #KickToTheNuts #NavalManeuversWithCamGullet Okay, enough stalling. Time for the main event. Hodgey, my Thor-loving canadian friend, I understand you put your house up for sale not that long ago. Moving huh? Good thing, because Hodgey, WE COMIN' FO' YOU, HOSER! i.imgur.com/WWqhu.gif Ah, who am I kidding? I can't work up any real hatred for a beloved colleague such as yourself. It'd be like beating up on a little brother. Because what is a canadian, if not a poor man's scotsman? -You guys say "aboot" -You live in perpetual cold -You have moose -You're constantly in the shadow of the country south of the border from you -We have football hooligans, you have Hockey -"Nova Scotia", really? -Roddy Piper's entire career of pretending to be scottish, despite not even trying to do any sort of accent. And that's just the thing. In this situation, you're Roddy Piper, but I'm Drew MacIntyre. And we all know whose career we'd rather have, right? Oh wait...fuck. Um...Oh, I know... Michael Hodge? More like Michale Dodge-The-Draft-By-Going-To-Canada, amirite? Fuck it, that'll have to do. Hopefully you'll just be too polite to even try to compete with me. If I lose, I can always claim everyone else was just using tactical voting because they were scared to face me. Buncha pussies. Stu "apparently "or Nothing" this week" Little P.S. Dedicated to Michael Clark Duncan, former member of my Expundables Draft Team. Rest In Peace.
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Why? You didn't give us the Kodos or neither option.
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James Enright is fatter than MY bloated ass
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I'm so glad I email in to WTNY all the time. I mean, that level of effort makes it all worth it.
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Stu's Lesnar promo was all kinds of awesome.
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Check out Monday Night Flaw 31 and Male Bag 14 on iTunes, Stitcher or www.flawedcast.net/mondaynightflaw then come back here and vote for the world email champion of the world.
Austin Sanders AFC, Austins fried Chicken. So this actually HAS to be Nate Corbitch because of stupid cunty roommates not paying for what they need to be paying for. In this case, the internet. I have a mobile hotspot and it might go out quickly so if this isn't to my usually standerd of emails, I'm not really upset. It's not like I'm the intercontinental or world heavyweight champ this week. That would blow if I was a champ and I could barley celebrate it. I do have to address some things. First of, Vin Notes....I mean Cliff Tanner...Fuck it, it's Snotes. I want to say this with the absolute best wonka smile I can. "Oh, I'm unoriginal? Tell me how funny you've been the last month!" Insult my writing style will you. Well I can prove I'm not as "raw" as you think I am. There are these two buttons called "Ctrl" and "F". Combine those together and you have one of the Internets best tools. You can type in a word and it shows you how many times it was said on that page. Good thing you can go to PUNSHOUSE.COM to see all the emails and verify all of this. Let me first say that I'm dissopointed by the lack of "cunt" and "rape" in last weeks emails. GOOD JOB GOOD EFFORT! Lets see, the word fag was used 4 times. twice by me and twice by BJ Drag Queen. "Shit" was used 14 times, 5 by me, 1 by Demko, twice by BJ, And a whooping 6 by James. MMMMMMM I guess SO FAR I haven't gotten number one in any word yet... "Twat" was only used by James and Cam "Gay" was only used once by James again. And finally "fuck" was used 25 times. I have 3, 1 by Demko, 3 by Stu, 1 by Dustin (surprisingly) 2 by Snotes, 6 by BJ and a fucking 9 by James! You see Mr.Fake faker, It's clearly James who have a tarnished Golden mouth. Not I. But since you REALLY want me to be "RAW", I guess I can give it to you. *****The fallowing is very raw, listener descristion is advised***** Vin, You are worst than the Holocaust. At least 6 million of those innocent people would never get to see how pathetic you are. I wish you were in Pearl Harbor and were fucked plane first and no one would help you. The other sailors would just kinda look on and acknowledged that Satans pimple on Gods green earth was getting tortured and no one would even care. Much less bother to throw you a life preserver tube. Also, Cam was there for some reason, which makes any situation immensely worse. If I can put you as a victim in any movie, it would be Straw Dogs. I hope you're order is wrong at McDonald and they just give you a huge peice of shit. Your dumbass would think its delicious and dig in like the fucking fat fuck with diabetes you are. No one loves you. You have no friends. Your Dad touched you as a child. Depsops watches you in your sleep, and you get up wondering why your mouth is so difficult to get open due to a glue like substance on your lips. Vin, it's cum. It's Depsops cum. You were mouth fucked by depsop. It happened and there's nothing you can do about it. Fuck you faggot. WELL that's about all this week. you can tweet me at TheTallOne93 on twitter. Oh and Cam....Gay people for life. No hard feeling buddy. High Five! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO TheTallOne PS. My sister used to work at Chick Fil A. So you guys were close. PSS. Holocaust, Pearl Harbor and Straw dogs were all terrible. I wish all those things never happened. PSSS. Except to Vin. PSSSS. I'm Champion arn't I? James Enright THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE! James Ryan - Do your parents know you're gay? WHAMMY! Nicole Crawford GOATFACE!!!! Jon Drouin Hello Chris and Andy, A few weeks ago, I struck up a conversation with Dustin Faber at Church. In the middle of our chat, he said under his breath "It's Clobberin' Time" and I was pleasantly surprised to learn that he is a wrestling fan, and a big CM Punk fan! Punk is one of my favorites too! Dustin recommended that I give your podcast a listen. He talked about the great hosts Chris and Andy, and he mentioned how much he enjoyed some of the "regulars" like Stu and JB King. But Dustin never mentioned that he's a contributor. It just shows Dustin's level of humility and graciousness. So I finally got around to giving your show a try this weekend, and imagine my surprise, that not only was Dustin a contributor, but he's the star of the show! I also wanted to mention how much I enjoyed listening to Cam Gullet as the guest host on Monday Night Flaw. Is this a regular thing? I think you should consider having Cam on your show more often. He sounds like a great, knowledgeable guy, and would make a wonderful permanent host. I just had a few wrestling comments to make. Going back to Raw 1000, I enjoyed seeing Bad Ass Billy Gunn in the ring with DX. However, I was disappointed that they didn't play his theme song. Do you guys remember how that one went? I'm excited for the Dolph Ziggler push, but I wish he wasn't dealing with Jericho. I'm not a fan. I'm a little bit hesitant about the overall direction of WWE right now, mostly because I'm not sure about the potential face/heel realignment going on. CM Punk and Chris Jericho seem to have at least moved to a tweener role if they haven't already switched completely. And Daniel Bryan's alignment is certainly up in the air with AJ as the GM. Meanwhile, Dolph Ziggler, Randy Orton, and even Brock Lesnar also have great potential for switching sides at any moment, as Ziggler and Lesnar have been drawing cheers, and Orton has voiced his opinion plenty of times that he prefers being a heel. Any thoughts on these changes all potentially happening at once? Thank you for reading my email. I'll keep listening, and I hope you guys will allow me to return and contribute the occasional e-mail. Best Regards, Jon Drouin (pronounced Drew-Inn) Demko My experience in the Male Bag... Altar Boy and Great Big Mouth (I just feel so dirty putting those two things together), I have spent a week in the Bag, and I've learned one thing: I'm not the right person to be involved with these people. Life has taken a strange turn for me lately, with my mom passing away, taking on a second job, and now getting this awesome opportunity to host a show (tune in to TV For Vendetta episode 4, dropping next week!) in and amongst people who once disliked me. It's definitely been a strange few months. So last week, I was inspired to sit and watch RAW, because of the allure of the 1000th show. I wrote an e-mail in to MNF, and I waited. I listened to myself, and the people I shared the air with. I listened to the apparently angry homophobe, Austin Sanders. Did he pick his nom de plume by combining two wrestlers (Austin Aries and Mike Sanders)? Who knows? But one thing I got from his e-mail was pure hatred. For someone who really doesn't know anything about the people he's spewing forth such vitriol against, he certainly had a lot of it to spew. I'm honestly concerned he might have some sort of literary form of Tourette's syndrome. I heard the brief announcement from (former?) Flawed GM, Vin Tanner. His hate seemed to be focused at one person in particular. That's better than Sanders, I suppose, but it was still hate, nonetheless. I was presented with the supposed comedy stylings of everyone's favorite sexually questionable country bumpkin, Cam Gullett. He kept it short and sweet, and actually stayed somewhat focused on the show at hand, only straying once or twice to lash out at people who might potentially listen to his show. It seems like a poor marketing choice to me, but to each his own. I got to hear James Ryan, the supposed Golden Voice of the Flawedcast Network, and the reigning e-mail champion. I kept thinking to myself last week, as I wrote my e-mail, that it seemed rather long. Boy was *I* ever wrong. James seemed to have something to say about every single thing that happened on RAW. I was curious as to whether he thought we'd be interested in his constant ramblings about EVERYTHING. The closing statement of Mr. Ryan's own personal Odyssey was ironic in and of itself, since he stated "I am not a fan of having 3 hour RAWs every week. Too much filler and not enough matches." Really, Mr. Ryan? Did you really think those thoughts after having written a full 1,640 words about the episode he'd just seen? I was given the opportunity to listen to the 10 time world champion, Stuart "Tiny Mouse" Little AND his epic intro. I heard desperation in his e-mail. I'd never heard anyone verbally submit before I heard Mr. Little's e-mail. Thank you for the chance to hear that moment when someone just gives up. Sad to think that you tapped out to a web programmer, but at least you knew you were beat, and just threw in the towel. After all the grammatical hate I heard thrown JB King's way, I heard a man rise above the hate, and provide an e-mail that was technically correct, and sounded like a person who was vaguely fluent in the English language. Congratulations... you've come a long way, Mr. King, and I think firing all of those monkeys who were taking dictation in your e-mails was a big step. And a special congrats to you for winning the Intercontinental title last week. And finally, I listened to the epic conclusion to the Faber vs. Snotes battle. It looks like Faber decided to keep it Nate Corbitt and sweet, which in the long run, was brilliant. You showed genius in your command of the human condition. You pulled at the heartstrings of us all. Cliff didn't. God have mercy on his soul. That's really enough about that. So where did I wind up with all of this? I'm not the hero you're all looking for. Mr. Faber seems to have that covered. I'm not the class clown, like Mr. Ryan. I'm not the veteran - Mr. Little is. I'm not the hate machine, that's Mr. Sanders' priviledge. Where I once might have been the punching bag, Mr. Gullett seems to have taken up my banner for me. I really don't have a place here in the Male Bag. So I'll just do what I've always done and soldier on. I'll go on co-hosting TV For Vendetta with DevSop, and persevere. I may have an observation or a question for Chris and Andy every once in awhile, but I don't think I have anything to contribute on a long-term basis to Monday Night Flaw. Thank you for the opportunity to be involved in your playground. I've had fun while I was here. For now, I'll be content to just watch from the stands. Thanks for all the free funny on a weekly basis. Signing off, Michael Demko The self-proclaimed Platinum Voice of the Flawedcast Network Michael Hodge WWE PPVs Hey Chrandy, I have a theory that WWE is shooting itself in the foot by having a PPV every month. They're shooting themselves in the foot with terrible writing and poor booking too, but that's not what this is about. Would they not be better served by going to 4-6 PPVs a year? It would give them ample time to build storylines, and it would make the PPVs seem like big events again. I know it'll never happen because people are dumb enough to buy the PPVs every month, but I think it would make the product stronger overall. Thoughts? Opinions? Unrelated jokes about Nate's height? Have fun. Play safe. Your pal, ~Hodgey Cam Gullett Lit? It was a lot of fun filling in for my ginger colleague Andy Gaston on this week's recap show. I am positive that I am probably the only emailer who feels that way, but who gives a shit what the rest of the emailers think because those assholes probably eat at Chik-Fil-A. Lit. Finally Dustin "The Catholic Curbstomper" Faber is sitting atop our great mountain of men. A position that I am certain makes him the envy of Catholic Priests and Austin Sanders alike. Lit? This week we saw Aj Lee doing her best Stephanie McMahon impersonation, minus the annoyingly grating voice and the enormous tits. We also got to see a ton of creative's devotion to the "internet darlings" in CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. Their evolution as characters is really getting good and I really wouldn't hate them forming a new dynamic duo. Lit. What's George Lincoln and Tsunami doing in the impact zone, Taz? Seriously, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let AW have a live mic and to let Tensai tout out his insane racism? Is JB King the new PR and marketing director for the WWE? Lit? I assume that Austin Sanders showed up to his local Chik-Fil-A with a sign reading "Fuck you faggot" only to be given the American History X treatment by some flaming bear types, yes? Lit. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! PS, A big happy birthday goes out to Tom Roper. I hope he got my Damien Sandow gift bag that I sent him, complete with Sandow's ring-worn extra-extra-large jockstrap. i can't tell you how many dicks I had to suck to get that. As always, "Dashing" Cam Gullett. Cohost of wildly popular and returning this week, Army of Dorkness!! CliffsNotes Concession Speech? WELCOME TO FLAW IS CLIFFSNOTES!!! Andy and Chris, Last week was Xxxxx xxxxxxx. Xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xx. Xx xx xx xx xx. Xxxxx xxxxxxx. Xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xx. Xx xx xx xx xx. Xxxxx xxxxxxx. Xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xx. Xx xx xx xx xx. Xxxxx Xxxxx xxxxxxx. Xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xx. Xx xx xx xx xx. Xxxxx xxxxxxx. Xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xx. Xx xx xx xx xx. Xxxxx Xxxxx xxxxxxx. 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Xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xx. Xx xx xx xx xx. YOU CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN CLIFFS NOTES!!!!!! Stu Little Classic Lineup Again? Hey Chris and Andy, or whoever's actually hostling Male Bag this week. First Chris was tardy (no offence, JB King) last week, and now this week, Andy is completely absent. Maybe next week we the audience should take the week off. But in all seriousness, it was a good show, and Cam wasn't a completely worthless sack of shit for once. Good job! Now get back to making the next Army of Dorkness. My thoughts on Ryan Reynolds being the new Highlander need to be known, dammit! Which reminds me...one reason I am glad you're back Andy is maybe you can keep your co-host in line with some of the outrageous views he was spouting in your absence. Chris, how *dare* you compare Drew MacIntyre to Randy.............................................................Orton. I take massive offence to you likening a countryman to that underachiever in douchebaggery. A scotsman would never stoop to shitting in someone's bag as revenge. At MINIMUM, we'd shit in your bag, set it on fire, and throw it at your head. Why do you think so many of Tom Roper's matches end in DQ? Get your facts straight, if you intend to continue to call yourself a broadcaster. Anyway, some thoughts on WWE happenings this week: -Michael Cole claimed "no one can stop the growth of Ryback". Has anyone tried his pharmacist? Just a thought. -Sheamus vs. Del Rio AGAIN? Now, I don't mind Del Rio as much as some do, but I am sick to death of this match. At this point, I'd welcome Sheamus vs. Jinder Mahal. My "you stole my brother's Tech Support Job" angle is still up for grabs if they want it. -Is it just me, or does "Tout It Out" sound like some sort of sexual act? Maybe you should check by asking Cam how much he charges for that. -FINALLY! Someone grievously harmed Little Jimmy! I only hope that next week, Truth is shown pushing an empty wheelchair around. This also led to the skits where Daniel Bryan is interviewed by a mental health professional. It's a shame he was cleared as sane, because I wouldn't have minded at least one week of seeing him in a mental ward, along with other insane WWE Alumni such as Stevie Richards, The Boogeyman, and in a nod to Ric Flair's WCW stay in a mental hospital, Scott Hall just hanging around in the background without being acknowledged. Alternatively, WWE Films could get to making "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's YES!" starring Bryan. SPOILERS: It ends with Tatanka smothering him with a pillow. -I am loving Miz's whole new thing, but the way he fondles the Intercontinental Championship just creeps me out. If they took it any further, he'd start making out with it in front of Christian to piss him off. -So WWE felt they had to apologise for AW's joke about Kobe Bryant, but Jerry Lawler still got away with "The first time Tensai beat him, Sakamoto changed his name to Sum Ting Wong"? -Despite pushing them way too heelish towards the end, I enjoyed Punk's time on commentary as usual, and I just loved his smartass remarks, like acknowledging the "Cena Sucks" chants with "This crowd's on fire tonight" or when the Big Show clotheslined Cena in the corner and yelled at him "What're you gonna do against that?" and he just replied "I think I'd just get out of the way". Finally, what do you guys think of the new Raw theme? While I'm glad to be rid of the Nickelback, this new one is so forgettable I literally can't remember anything after the first three words "Tonight's The Night". Though I suppose it's less weird than the one they chose for SmackDown, if you pay attention to the the lyrics "Insurgency Will Rise, When The Blood's Been Sacricificed". So...does that make SmackDown the Middle East of the WWE Universe? It is the brand which is home to Jinder Mahal, The Great Khali and Damien Sandow, after all. It is a place where loyal men and women are sent for extended periods which they'd rather not serve out, and its "regime" has been pretty unstable with so many different people in charge over the years, and the new GM they'll be announced this week doesn't seem any more or less crazy than Gaddafi. Even if NXT's GM Dusty Rhodes does have more of that "melting face" syndrome that Gaddafi had. Anyway, that's all for this week guys. Take care. Stu P.S. Thank you very much indeed to Dustin Faber for finally bringing an end to Cliff's abortion of a gimmick. You've earned your Flawie(tm) Lifetime Achievement Award just off that alone man. Dustin Faber Cliff's Notes is vanquished You're welcome. Obligatory wrestling question: What age did wrestling cease to be genuine to you? What I mean is that even though I knew it was staged, it was so easy to suspend disbelief in high school. After a stopped watching for a few years and came back in 2004, that ability to suspend disbelief got much harder. What age did it finally get too tough for you to do on a consistent basis? Everyone supported me. Everyone believed in me. Thanks to the Flawedcast community, I can continue emailing as myself instead of under the guise of Dandy Warhol. So a big thank you to everyone! Cam Gullett. If I was you, I would have already snapped. You take more abuse than the microphone used to record The Creepshow. Yet you have good spirits and can take a joke with the best of them. I admire your resiliency, and can honestly say that when I look at your photo, a single tear rolls down my cheek, as you represent everything I cannot be. Atom Dan. The biggest flaw in my Sirius XM subscription is that you are not a DJ. Dandora Radio is amazing. A true testimony to your ability to melt my speakers with your voice, which oozes with style, class, and a sexual quality that makes me feel like I'm reading 50 shades of gray in 3D. The sooner you get a syndicated radio show playing the hits, the better our country will be. You make Casey Casum sound like a ball of yarn. James Ryan. Or should I say Michael Buffer. Good grief, Andy was not kidding when he called you the golden voice of Flawedcast.net. You should be calling heavyweight UFC title bouts or recording Dr. Seuss audio books. You could read the phone book and it'd be like we were hearing a symphony. I don't think I ever want to speak again, because hearing my own voice is a reminder that compared to you, I am a complete failure in every avenue of life. Austin Sanders. You say you want to be the next me? This must be how a father feels when his kid loses a tooth. I am so proud of you right now, that my heart is bursting with pent up admiration for every vowel you type. I've voted for you the last few weeks, and to see you with that intercontinental title, well, I almost want to trade my daughter in for the right to call you my son. Stu Little. Nearly last place the last few weeks straight? That's bunk. We voters should be ashamed of ourselves for letting your intellectual genius go unnoticed. You live in Scotland, yet find a way to be relevant in modern American culture. Think about it: You transcend international water. Someday, all of us will die. But you'll live forever. When your bones rot away, and future cultures unearth our audio sensations, they'll read you and erect a statue, worshipping the god that you have become in our lives. JB King. I tried recording a podcast with you once and failed miserably. It wasn't because of the grammar, it was because I couldn't comprehend just how amazing you are. In your honor, I will type your compliments in your native written world. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore. Demko. Michael Demko. You're the reason Waldo hides. You are a gem of a find on Facebook. Knowing that I can message you on Facebook at the drop of a hat is one of life's greatest assurances. Knowing you exist in the world makes all the bad stuff go away. Somebody got murdered in Kalamazoo, Michigan? Who cares, I know Michael Demko! Andy. Without you, I wouldn't be emailing the show. There wouldn't be a show. And as far as I can tell, the internet would be a sad, empty place without you. A toast to our fuhrer and a great friend to have. Chris. Why wait until Follow Friday to tell the world how great you are? The fact that people are calling for your resignation shows how sad we are as a society. Fire Chris Alt? No, that is the most ridiculous thing in the world. Firing him is as ridiculous as boycotting a fast food restaurant or cheering for the Big Show. And you, Cliff's Notes. You may be gone, but you were my greatest challenge aside from puberty. Although you were a tool and reached Dick Cheney-like levels of heelishness, I humbly extend my hand in love and forgiveness. I welcome your friendship and embrace the idea of burying the hatchet. Or blow it out your ass, I don't care. Your only straight-edge emailer, six-minute show host and two-time champion. Dustin Faber. JB King Now with less RAW recaps. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome JB KINGās new personal ring announcer for the week, El Serpiente Maricon! Hooooolaaaaaaaaaa (Play Alberto Del Rioās Music during introduction) SeƱoras y seƱores, en su camino hacia el anillo. Hecho en Oxnard California y miembro de BRAZZERS.COM. Ćl es un dos veces campeĆ³n Intercontinental. El tres veces Chris Alt escupir tener campeĆ³n. El primer "CLAP LENTO" CampeĆ³n. Y un ex campeĆ³n del mundo. El asesino de la costa oeste. El thriller de seƱora gorda. Ćl es el nĆŗmero uno en mi corazĆ³n y en mi culo. EL ESā¦ Juanitooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Bel Reyyyyyyyyyyy-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Gracias Fag now letās move on. Well it looks like I get another fucking silver medal. I canāt say that Iām too upset about it. Dustin deserved the gold this week for putting Y2Jackoff out of his misery. I was seriously laughing for a good minute. Excellent work Dustin. Now, who the fuck decided to give my belt to Austin ātourrettsā Sanders? I guess this is the thanks I get for giving him the rub last week. Iām starting to wonder what I have to say to get that belt back. Should I pander to Andy with sports humor? Hey Andy, since Austin is from Cincinnati letās do a Reds joke. What happens when you combine 40 Reds baseball players and 40 lesbians? You get 80 people that donāt do dick. No? Ok well then how about one of those stupid āmore likeā name jokes. Austin Sanders? More like Ned Flanders! Am I okaley-dokaley right-a-roonie? Good job good effort? Christ I canāt believe I did one of those jokes. These jokes remind me of Adam Dan. Not funny, irrelevant and should have died out years ago. Iām pretty sure Austin is doing his usual bit and is probably going after James Ryan by mocking his hashtag gimmick by placing a (and I use this term loosely) clever twist on it by calling them fagtags. Please try not to get the term āfagtagā mixed up with one of the multiple tattoos on Cam Gullets lower back or asshole. You know what, fuck that belt Iām moving on. I have some observations for Raw that I needed to say before we get to the questions. The first of which is how hilarious would it had been if WWE blamed the Raw Pyro fire on Little Jimmy? R-Truth doesnāt seem to be the best parental supervisor or whatever the hell he is supposed to be. And it would have been a bigger mind fuck knowing that and imaginary character Little Jimmy has another imaginary voice in his own head telling him to burn things. But no, they blamed it on the incompetent Mexican roadie staff. B-A-Star. If there is one good thing that came from Little Jimmy this week, it was when Daniel Bryan played the role of Kyle in the āKick the babyā South Park tribute. Awesome. Now Trending Worldwideā¦FAGTAG BONER! BONER! BONER! I say this for a few reasons, one Iām trying to get a pop out of Cam Gullet. Second, if Andy is reading this then I just wanted to see if Nichole would yell ābonerā back. Hi Nichole. And three, it explains the actions of Josh Matthews and Alberto Del Rio. You see Chris, when you play 16 FUCKING RECAPS on raw, most of which are showing Brock Lesnars face, how could that not give Josh Matthews a fear boner? He may have had the notion that it was a trap and was going to get beat up again. As for Alberto Del Rio, apparently it takes him about 7 minutes to work up a murder boner. His cross-armbreaker is insufficient unless he uses his hard-on for extra pressure on the elbow. Hope this helps. P.S. If Chris can no longer watch an ADR match without thinking of him getting a murder boner during his finisher, then my work here is done. #1 Trend Worldwideā¦ FAGTAG Lastly, stop admiring General Lee. I get it, she has an adorable smile and everything but stop acting like her wearing a pantsuit is really ruining her āfigureā. Yes, when I think of AJ ānow Asian againā Lee I think of her big ass and titties. My god ādem curves Chris. Such a voluptuous body. Please back me up on this Andy. I think Chris has become delusional about āwhat is sexy?ā He probably got it from hanging out with Bryan for too long on TV for Vendetta. Maybe you should take this time to go after her with your absurdist humor. Itās not like there are many Divas left to use it on anyway. Here, I will help. AJ Lee has a massive bush! She looks like a clean 13 year old, but under those shorts is a giant thick course-like birdsnest of pubic hair that could suffocate a horse. There. Run with it. Well Iāve disturbed enough people so letās move on to the questions shall we? Question One: If you could do a comedy āRoastā to anyone in professional wrestling who would it be? Iām sure there are a lot of Russo or Hogan options in there but I would go with the big man in charge, Vince McMahon. As much as I appreciate him for some of the stuff he has done in the past, there is a lot of shit that I have despised him for. I can see comedians giving him shit for a lot of things. Such asā¦ Vince McMahon has had more failed business ventures than a Buddhist pimp. The XFL was more unwatchable than the Octomom sex tape. The football was so terrible, the players are the only black guys Lisa Lampinelli refuses to have sex with. Vince is a ladies man, he has broken more āHartsā than a pissed scaffold worker in May of 1999. I'm not saying Vince McMahon is out of touch with reality, but when someone asked him what he thought of 'The Hunger Games', he said he's given tens of thousands of dollars to Sally Struthers to fix it. Vince McMahon is more responsible for Samoan deaths than the tsunami of 2009. And so on. Just wanted your thoughts on who youād like to see roasted and what youād like to hear. Question Two: AW is going to be fine. From what I gathered from Chris and āpoochieā the other day, we need to stop trying to make a big deal out of what AW said. By the way, I am 60% sure Vince fed him that line. I for one did laugh. This guy has already made white, black and taco bell jokes. Although I would have suggested not to make fun of Colorado, a state which is going through enough shit already (p.s. I am aware of the irony from last week). This wonāt be his last incident though I assure you. Which brings me to the question of, what do you think AW will say that WILL get him fired. Imagine he has the live mic and says something horrible again. Here are some ideas that I think he could say that would initially send him to TNA or worse CZW. -Kingston, All World is a like a brain tumor and you're Sheryl Crow: we're inside your head, but there ain't no removing us! -Truth, your victory party's gonna be a Von Erich Family Reunion: quiet and empty! -Those tag belts are gonna be in our hands quicker than pills in Randy Orton's bag! -Someone grab a bible and see if the dogs are by the pool area, this boy's done! Like I said, what do you think will initially get AW fired? Well thatās it for this week. Itās time for us contributors to start our training for the KOTR. I know I will be training extra hard to do my best and earn this victory. I know Nate Corbitt is busy thinking of some awesome jokes before he burrows back into the midget sanctuary also known as AJ Leeās bush where it is safe from poachers and ghouls. I know Dustin Faber is trying to decide which four letter word he will unleash on some poor fool. Which will he choose? COCK? CUNT? MEECROB? SCIENCE? Iām sure Stu is feeling exiled as of late and is conjuring up a wonderful email in his dungeon. With a Phantom of the Opera like mask and all. Iām not sure what Cliff is up to but Iām sure it is something stupid like smiling and using less words than Terri Shiavo as his gimmick now. But enough. I am tired of being Mr. Second place. I am going to win KOTR. Whatever it takes I will make it happen. No, this is not JB KING making a silly off color tangent. This is John fucking Bellfield promising a hell of a run and eternal glory when all is said and done. Good luck gentlemen, for Iām bringing it. Love Peace and Penis Grease Johnny James Ryan Shut It Down. "James does realize you guys do a show on Mondays that recaps Raw, right? And there's no need to have an entire email dedicated to rehashing everything segment by segment? Can we strip his 2nd title run for having one of the worst defenses imaginable?" -Lord of the Internet In the words of the Mr. Book of Dark City, "Shut it down! Shut it down forever!" Well, guys, I'm sorry to say, but as deemed by the Lord of the Internet, I just possibly can't write an entire email rehashing RAW segment by segment because the Hosts of Monday Night Flaw, Sir Andy and Lady Christopher, do that on their own show. I sincerely apologize to the Tag Team Champions of MNF and to Mr. Stuart Little who, unbeknownst to me, had that as his previous gimmick. And here I was, just trying to be clever and write an email in which everyone would laugh, chuckle, and maybe illicit chortle. I have failed ye, MNFers. Granted my title defense was not up to even my standards, but like I wrote, I can only write the funny with the RAW material in which I'm given. Yes, I write the email live. I don't go back and plot it out for a multi week build up only for it to never deliver! 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, indeed. He's too busy jacking his weenus to 13 year old gymnasts to finish a storyline! Olympics2012! I even admitted that my title defense wasn't up to snuff on that email. However, why don't you step to the plate and deliver a home run email? That's a challenge to you. Lord of the Internet, indeed. How dare you step to me, I'm Ra, Helios, Louis XIV (14th, for you mortals), and the Aztec sun god Tonatiuh all rolled into one. I will do what I want, when I want, and do it on whatever show I want. I am the fucking Golden God of the Flawedcast Network! And you have incurred my wrath, pedo! And Demko, you may be calling yourself "The Platinum Voice", but check the market today! Gold trumps Platinum $1591.00 to 1382.00, per mutha-fuckin ounce, negro! GoldStandard.gov! RAW happened. Blah, blah,blah. How's that for a minute by minute recap, you fat dork? James Ryan, The Golden God of the Flawedcast Network. Eat a dick.
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Check out Monday Night Flaw 28 and Male Bag 11 on iTunes, Stitcher and www.flawedcast.net/mondaynightflaw then come back here and cast your votes. You get TWO votes!!!
Austin Sanders The email is Ama- "wait for it...." "I'm typing this email early do to having a life." Hello Chirs and Andy. Though I'm writing this very early, I'm just going to assume I'm your NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! If I'm not, then congrats to the new Ryan "Brooklyn brawler" Dangerfeild as this would be his first (and more than likely only) championship in his carrer. But for the rest of this email, I'm just going to assume you both did the right thing and award me this coveted belt. If I did win, then I'm not sure if I really DESERVE it. Cam is a huge seamen filled punching bag as it is. Anyone could have taken a money shot at him. Beside he probably uses this sticky belt for autoerotic asphyxia, which is frowned apond by the gay community. I'm done with you because I know you cried. I don't deal with criers. I was surprised too, because I thought a man with you're "fifty shades of gay" experience, you would have had a tougher tear duct. I'm done with you now. Fuck you faggot. Jesus, that Dustin adio clip was intense. Andy, did you edit that clip or did Dustin? Cause I was really impressed. It also sounded like Dustin wasn't acting like a bad voice actor, but rather from the soul. Or more accurately, Gods soul. I'm on team Dustin. Anything for getting rid of that loser Cliffs notes. Cliffs notes? More like Cliff-DARSH! Cliff, you only had only one positive effect on me. I remember how you told us current listeners to not be afraid to email in. Cliff, I was one of your decipels, and was the only one to emerge from your cry. But just because you had a influence on me dosn't mean you're getting my vote. You just became too mean sprited. Everything was everyone else's fault, or at least in you're eyes. You gone mad with praise as Chis and Andy added fuel to you're ego fire. You started to become slowly from a savior, to a monster. Dustin, I wish I had a hand in this fight. I wish I could throw my name in the hat and jump in. But I understand Honor and how you must fight alone. Most good people do. Most EVIL people only understand pride. Cliff will not be fighting for us the emailers or listeners , but for his own pride. I wish you all the best Dustin. Oh and Cliff, If you're going to respond back to me, dont bother. Whenever I hear "RAW. IS. CL-" I fast forward the podcast 30 minutes just to make sure I skip you're cum filled dribble. Fuck you faggot. INTERMISSION! TOM ROPER? More like TOM is Cam Gullets best friend. I'm sure that's a insult, I'm sure of it. Well on to the questions I suppose, Andy loves them. Rather leave the funny stuff to JB King, or if he can even Spell "funny". I wonder if he ever won a spelling bee out of sheer pity durrrrrrrrrrrrr. Question 1! I remember that there was a time that I use to watch TNA and WWE with harmony. At one point, I would only watch TNA because of the fast paced action and combination of rookies and legends. And while I don't watch anymore, I hope TNA cleans up their act and start being what it use to be in 2005-2008. However, there was one storyline that compleltey brought me over the edge in terms of ever watching again. No not because of bad storylines. No not because of the wrestling. And no, not because of Hogan. It was out of sheer destruction of childhoods being destroyed on free TV. A few years ago, Angle was divorced by his wife Karren. While Karren moved on to Jeff Jarett, they decided to make a storyline out of it. Now I'm fine with adults using their conflicts for the sake of entertainment, but Jesus Christ leave the kids out of it. I remember watching segments where these young children, who can't comprehend on whats going on btw, had their lives been made mockery of. They put them in these segments where they were told to disrespect Dixie and their own father in there household. I know, I might be the only one who over reacted to this, but it was enough to justify throwing a bomb in the DerpDerp Zone. So my first question is, was there every anything on WWE or TNA Tv that completely made you say "no....just no..." Question 2. I know this one is kinda generic, as I hate asking generic questions. I also hate "What-if" questions as they are what they are. Just what-ifs. But IF you were going to make a logical TNA invasion storyline, how would you do it. I thought it would have been perfect if Christen acted as if he left his TRUE home in TNA at Slamaversery and they would have carried over to the next night on RAW with facial expressions. it would slowly make him want to go back to TNA and lead the charge of a hostile take over. And finally question 3. (And don't worry Andy. It's a REAL question this time. YOU'RE FAVORITE!) If the Miami crowd has thought us anything, it's that WWE fans have a voice not on the internet, But at big live events like PPV's and RAW. If you could rally up a crowd in your city and ask them to chant one thing, what would it be? Mine would be "My names...............................Randy (clap clap clapclapclap)with the entire arena being silent in the middle of it. Or something that might benefit a superstar. Thats all this week.You can send your emails to Mondaynightflaw@flawedcast.net, Send you're tweets to our twitter we always use, and Cam Gullet is a shit stain. -Zing. ((read subject title for that to make sense)) XOXOXOXO your true intercontinental champion, TheTallOne. PS. Also, fuck that "XOXO" Crap Austin. You Gay asshole. Michael Hodge What the Fuck Happened to That Guy? Hey Chrandy, I know this is the wrong show for this game, but what the fuck happened to Tito Santana? He doesn't get trotted out as one of the legends. There's no Tito Santana retrospective DVD. Pretty sure he's not dead. Did he just retire and go away, or is he behind the scenes somewhere? Have fun. Play safe. Your pal, ~Hodgey James Ryan I Pity All Fools Greetings and salutations, Monday Night Trollz! Before I get to the tete a tete-ing (huh?) Let's talk about Monday Night Raw! I don't usually write emails to you guys like the other kids, so welcome back me! Allow myself to introduce myself, I am James Ryan, "The Golden Voice" of the Flawedcast Network! Now that I got that out of the way, this is a special West Coast RAW live-emailing... Was that not the most hilarious opening segment, albeit predictable, 3Way with Punk, D-Bryan, and AJ in a long time? One proposal? Two proposals!?! #BONERALERT With regards to AJ's happy entrance song, is it mostly gay that I just want to download her..., ahem, theme to be my ringtone? #NOHOMO or maybe #GAY4PAY, right Adam Dan?? Though, every time I do hear her "LIGHT IT UP!" theme, I can't help but think she should be sharing that song with Smokey McBongWater. No? Fuck you, then! I was going to go with a Cheech and Chong reference, but I realized that only one of you would understand it. Seeing how Chris has basically lived in a cave with his eyes closed and his fingers in his ears since his hair migrated North for the 6th grade winter. Damn you. I seriously just want to Chris Alt Delete your face. Yet, thanks to last week's episode of Male Bag, located at the ChuckleHut, it was revealed to the audience that Chris just absolutely adores Gallagher! MidWesternHumor.com! Not to be confused with Adam Dan's website, JacksonvilleTumor.org! Or Nate's homepage, GoTinyCubs.Small! Punhouse Dot, oh wait, AM I DOIN THIZ RITE???? Meanwhile back to RAW, John Cena just about said that he guarantees that he's going to win the Money in the Bank match at the pay per view! Way to alienate your remaining paying customers in that valuable 18-35 demographic!!! Isn't his stupid catchphrase, "RISE AGAINST HATE"??? This Boston Fag (no, not Cam Gullett, I'll touch on him later, or maybe I'll just touch him), this Boston Fag has turned into the biggest hater in the entire WWE since Big Show's heel turn! In the words of the internet kids, "Stop being a Hater!!!" This is one time I will hand it to TNA for actually putting the championship belt on Austin Aries, one of their most popular wrestlers at this time. But other than fat mexican tweens, rednecks, other white people, and a bunch of Make-A-Wish mutants, no normal person wants John Cena within 1000 yards near the title belt again. Wow. ironically enough, I basically just described your core audience: Lucky Lopez, Cam Gullett, Stuart Little, and Adam Dan! Mazel tov! Let's talk about my broadcast colleague Cam Gullett for a moment, his long lost father just made his triumphant return to RAW!! Bob Fuckin' Backlund!!! Congrats Cam, too bad Backlund didn't pass on his prodigious and robust vocabulary to you. Cross-Faced Chicken Wing 4 life! Sit down Alt, they don't serve those at Buffalo Wild Wings! CloggedArteries.NateCorbitt! And speaking of Nate, congratulations on just being revealed as the Anonymous RAW General Manager! You did a bang up job for the past two years, tough guy! And to think, we gave you a ton of shit for sounding stiff on the microphone on the Wait Till Next Year episodes. We seriously had no clue that you were living a secret double life, RAW GM and Lawn Gnome! Those are two stressful careers! God Bless your Tiny Damaged Heart. PS: Can you hook me up with some Travelocity discounts? Travelocity.com! Now if we can just get an answer of who was behind G-TV, I can die a happy man! A happy, lonely man. Brazzers.com! Back to Live RAW: I'd like to penetrate Eve Torres in her Oompa Loompa butt vagina. #YES! Tag Match over. The Syracuse Orange mascot gets pinned by Tiny Vagina AJ. Calm down, Dev, she's 25. And speaking of which, this week he'll be counting down to 4 weeks until his local middle school returns from summer vay-cay. #Stay100YardsAway! Well, RAW is OVER now. The show started off with a bang, but ended in a whimper and 2 AJ slaps. I won't lie, I do dig the whole Punk/DBryan/AJ menois a trois storyline, though at first I really did think this was one big set up for D-Bryan to get a title back. But now I feel this could go any way. Maybe AJ will end up the champ! Is Vince Russo still employed at this federation?? The rest? As long as Cena doesn't win the briefcase, I'd be happy. Bottom line, I don't email often to your little show, and I don't have a pre-set feud with one of your followers, as yet. And as for the titles, they sound nice. Thom is the current IC champ? No slam here. I love the Zartan and the Dreadnoks, and those are YOUR people in animated form. With that, I'm out. I gotta get back to editing out Cam's "Umms", "Errs", and "Yeahs." and all of Alt's video game button sounds while he plays "Bubblegum Chainsaw Pedophile" out of my show, THE ARMY OF DORKNESS! Found exclusively on the Flawedcast Network! Be well, James Ryan, The Golden Voice of the Flawedcast Network Cam Gullett Is Cliff funny again yet? Don't worry I'll wait. So Cliff thinks that Andy and I are not on a high enough level for him to feud with eh? Sounds like code for Cliff being an unfunny twat who has no good jokes about the Fuhrer and/or the "Dashing" one. #TeamFaber Need a top 5 list of things that would be more entertaining than listening to The Creepshow? No? Well we didn't NEED a 6 1/2 long podcast but that fucking assclown gave us one so here goes: 5. Watching me do my "job" on a friday night. 4. Watching all 3 Transformers movie back-to-back-to-back. 3. Watching the Kansas City Royals play the Houston Astros. 2. Reading this stupid fucking list. 1. Watching a 60 minute Iron Man match between the Great Khali and Michael Cole. Tom Roper, more like Tom jerks off to midget porn while hanging from a Rope-r. Has anyone else noticed that Damien Sandow looks a lot like the Kryptonian, Non, from Superman II? Is Cliff funny again yet? I'll keep waiting. When JB King sent in his Bingo game last week I assume he misspelled shit like B9, yes? Is it a coincedence that pedophilia, err Catholic supporter Dustin Faber now resides in Pennsylvania? In the battle of who can be douchier between Kenny King and TNA, who ya got? Stu becoming a ten time champion is a great milestone in the MNF heavyweight championship lore. I look forward to Stu using this stature to end up fucking one of your daughters someday and then eventually running Monday Night Flaw. I really can't wait to hear the epic battle this week between Cliff "I stopped being funny weeks ago" Snotes and Dustin "The Catholic Curb-Stomper" Faber. This should easily be the best action that we have ever heard on Monday Night Flaw, but only until I edit together my new audiobook, "Confessions of a truckstop whore." Word is that Rey Mysterio Jr is returning this tuesday at the Smackdown taping which may actually bode well for Alberto Del Rio's chances at beating Sheamus this Sunday as there is no way that Rey will be a heel and he will most certainly be immediately in the title picture. What do you guys think the chances are of getting an AJ wedding on the 1000 Raw are? Finally, mercifully, I leave you with the hope that Tom Roper can get a tryout match in TNA to finally realize my dreams of him getting his neck snapped by Zema Ion. As always, "Dashing" Cam Gullett, cohost of Army of Dorkness, even though we rarely record anymore because James is too busy making 6 1/2 hour long podcasts that nobody wants. Adam Dan RAW So I actually watched RAW this week, and all I have to say is that holy Jesus FUCK does AJ have some amazing thighs. -Adam P.S. Tom Roper? More like TAINT RIPPER!!! Vin Tanner You're welcome for the $12 asshole From the Desk of Flawedcast GM Vin Tanner Dear Andy and Chris, Sorry for being an absentee GM for a week. Now you know how Andy's illegitimate kids feel. It was a holiday weekend and I needed to pay respect to our country. So now I'll have to do some extra ads this week to make up for my investment. $19.99 shouldn't be too much of a REACH for you Nate. Get going. One more...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iLTfG75s6g What you didn't know is that 70% of those 70% got their herpes from Cam. I hear he pops these things like tic tacs after all the different strains of herpes he's acquired. He's actually patient zero for 7 different kinds of STDs and 3 kinds of ass fungus. Cam's Patient Zero? More like Truck Stop Tranny Hero. Am I right? I tried to listen to all of the podcast last week, but I didn't get through it all. Just a few quick notes for anyone that continues to think I'm Cliff's Notes. Fuck you. Hey Cliff. How has no one pointed out the irony that you named your self about the industry standard for shortening and abridging literature and you can't seem to right an email shorter the Nate Corbet. PUNSHOUSE.COM!!! And I mean real irony, not the kind that Alanis Morrisette taught JB King. Hey King, I have a special ad for you this week. There you go buddy. You can be just like Marky Mark. Say hello to your mother for me. Alright? Alter boy, we have no new female listeners. You can stop with the Cosmo's and Virginia Slims. That and I'm not sure you're even old enough. Let me get this straight. You're taking Algebra, you play video games, watch wrestling and all the movies on the list you hadn't seen from last week were the rated R ones. Are we sure your balls have even dropped yet? Why am I asking you?? Hey, Cam. I don't need to know details, but can you give us the low down on Chris' junk? We know you've been down there before. Andy, there was still no Europen Belt last week for Scottish Color Me Bad. Please get on that this week. Ok, off to check on my other investment. Your GM, Vin Tanner. Stu Little Ten Awright guys, Ten times World Champion, eh? Ah've only got wan thing tae say tae that: AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! Don't worry, ah'm no daein' a JB King tribute wae the spellin' here. Ye may recall that I said that when this day came, ah'd celebrate by daein' a whole e-mail in phonetic scottish. Well here it is. Ah hope Andy is readin' this, cos ah doubt very much Chris could cope wae it, no' tae mention ah reckon his scottish accent is shite compared tae the Great Big Mooth. Just a disclaimer though, lads, naebody really speaks like ah'm aboot tae, because while ah'm using real stuff we say in Glasgow, ah'm also throwin' in stuff they say in Edinburgh and fae 50 year auld scottish comic strips Oor Wullie and The Broons. Ah'm perpetuating horrible stereotypes, so much so ah'm just short ae wearing a kilt and eatin' a tin ae shortbread...which despite the name isnae whit Nate Corbitt's sandwiches are made usin'. PUNSHOOSE.COM! Special thanks tae Andy and Chris by the way fur daein' this show. It's a great laugh writing fur it, and despite aw the jokes ah make aboot Chris' pronunciation and editing, you two gie up your time fur it and all the other stuff ye both dae fur the network. JB was asking last week aboot whit oor favourite moments were fae the show's history, and just hearing Chris laugh is hilarious, and no' just because he sounds like's chokin' tae death. It's just so infectious. The stuff wae your daughter is adorable an' aw, Chris. Ah also loved the joke aboot the saxophone music and weird lighting that follows Aksana aroon' being cos she's part ae the Undertaker family and the music comes fae opening an urn wae Val Venis' ashes inside. Andy...ah loved when ye did the the Impact Recap in Terrance and Phillip voice, because e-mails are always funnier when ye read them oot in a ridiculous accent. At least ah think so, fur some reason. But whit dae ah ken? Ah'm just a talkin' moose. That's MOOSE, no' moose. The kind ye find in the skirting board ae yer hoose. Or under the floorboards...because they're loose. Congratulations tae ma fellow countryman Tom Roper fur winning the Intercontinental Title. Ye've proved ye've got some mic skills, now all you need is tae actualy work on, y'know, winning matches if ye ever expect tae capture a non-virtual belt. Dustin Faber? Mair like...Dustin' ma Caber aff so's ah can chuck it at Cliff's Notes. Am ah right? #TeamFaber. Ah'd like tae alter ma theory aboot Brian VanAlstyne's countdown. It's no' for the removal ae his ankle bracelet. He's just lowering the maximum age ae his victims every week. Must be some sort ae mid-life crisis. Anyway, on tae SmackDown, where throughoot the show, Teddy Long wis huvin' a barbeque, and serving up stuff like hot dogs and burgers. Speaking ae burgers, dae ye ken whit they call a quarter pounder wae cheese in Glasgow? Health food! Deep fry that bastard in batter and then we'll talk. Otherwise, don't waste ma time. Anyway, Teddy had a bit ae trouble lighting the grill up, so Kane hud tae use his magic powers tae get it goin'. Ah dunno why he disnae use that mair, and why the WWE disnae exploit it. Ah mean he could guest star on Mad Men as Sterling Cooper's new ad executive, and use it to light a chick's cigarette all suave-like. Or here's a thought...he could just set his opponents on fire! He'll break Zack Ryder's back, but no' light him up? Remember that time he used a lightning bolt to set someone one fire when him and Undertaker were showin' aff their powers? Noo, he comes oo tae the ring wearing a second protective mask because he's scared ae whit? Sparks? Dammit Kane, ye used tae be cool. Secondly, ah'm so, so sorry. On a previous show ah said they should repackage Hornswoggle as a devious mastermind...but ah didnae mean by making him the anonymous Raw GM! Ma occassional powers ae prophecy have been twisted fur dark purposes, and fur that, ah apologise. And giving his mannerisms when he was revealed and how he didnae say a word, can we assume he's back tae being a mute hyperactive leprechaun wae the personality ae a 6 year auld? #FuckTreatingDwarvesLikeRealPeople? Still, it was good tae see Bob Backlund on the show, however briefly. He's apparently no' quite auld enough tae main event TNA, so it was nice ae WWE tae throw him a bone. Finally, ah wanted tae ask what ye think ae how WWE writes oot (or disnae write oot) people who leave the company? Ah personally like a bit ae closure and continuity wae wrestling characters, so when they actually go tae the trouble ae acknowledging someone leaving or lead up tae it, ah think it's cool, and it's annoying when they just let it go by withoot comment. As an example, when John Morrison left, they actually wrote an injury intae his last appearance, and then used it a week later tae get some heat fur Laurinaitis when he announced he'd future endeavoured Morrison. That was a neat and logical way ae daein' it. They also had the mair humorous way of "killing" him on the Z! True Long Island Stories at the same time, which they've continued tae reference. Compare it tae how wan week Mr. Kennedy had shown up back on Raw, telling Randy Orton he's gonnae be the next champion, then the next, released with absolutely nae mention ae it on tv. If WWE really don't want tae gift wrap their people fur the competition, would it no' make mair sense to send them away in a storyline that puts the idea in the audience's minds that they're only in TNA or wherever because they had tae leave the "big leagues"? Whit's your thoughts, and are there any exit storylines and sendoffs ye remember liking? Speaking of endings...ah guess ah should make mah big announcement. Now that ah've gotten ten wins, ah think ah don't have to prove mahself any mair, so today, I, Stuart William Little, am formally announcing mah retirement. Fae Rap. Ah know this is going tae be a devastating blow tae a lot ae the listeners, who nae doubt wish that Scott Land could just keep dropping the rhymes indefinitely, but...ah have tae recognise when mah best days are behind me, and pack it in. Ah will not rule out the occasional return, however. This is really mair ae a Jay-Z style retirement, but nothing's in the works for the forseeable future. Ah may have a producer role on Nate Corbitt aka MC Busta Kneecap's new LP though, titled "Foot High Supafly". PUNSHIZOOSE.COM! Ah hope ye all understand. Goodnight and God bless. Peace oot. Stu Dustin Faber The idiocy of the WWE After seeing what the WWE did on Monday night, well, I have to wonder. Do they think I'm stupid or something? Hornswaggle as the Anonymous RAW GM was the dumbest reveal in any TV show I've ever watched. The villains in Scooby Doo made more sense than this. There's absolutely no way WWE had Hornswaggle in mind when they created this gimmick. They probably did it at the last minute thinking they'd get a laugh. But at 10:45 p.m. ET, who is the target audience? Who in their right mind wanted Hornswaggle to be the RAW GM? John Laurinitus, from a story-line perspective, would have been the perfect payoff. It would make complete sense for him to be the guy who tormented all of us for years. I'm hoping that the anonymous RAW GM will chime in next week and say that Hornswaggle hijacked his computer. That's the only way this can be salvaged. Other topics. - There's a rumor going around that Tim Tebow could train for MMA. I find it laughable, as he already has a full-time NFL job. But it got me thinking, what pro athletes would make good WWE athletes, no matter how unrealistic it may be for them to take the job? I think Rajon Rondo would make a great tag-team partner for Kofi Kingston (similar size and athleticism), Lebron James, for his athleticism, size and charisma, and Ron Artest, because he's just a crazy nutjob. - I have watched my WWE Ladder Match DVD a million times. Not including pay-per-views, what WWE DVD recommendations do you have? - Finally, there is a man that needs to be addressed. His name is Cliffs Notes. Gun to my head, I doubt he accepts my challenge for Male Bag 12. Maybe he will, but given his heel mindset, I'm going to assume he is too scared to go one on one with me. It angers me to no end: Just a simple challenge, yet he doesn't have the guts to live up to the greatness he built up in his mind. But we all know I'm Mr. Catholic, and Jesus said to pray for your enemies. So I'd like to take this opportunity to close out my email in thoughtful prayer for Cliff's Notes. In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit or insert deity you believe in here, Love you God, and sorry for the bad stuff I've done. Thank you God for the trees, cherry preserves, bubble baths and Guam. Please be with our soldiers fighting overseas, the professional wrestlers who put all their bodies on the line night in and night out, and that ugly bastard Cliff's Notes. God, I know you can take away the pain that Cliff's Notes bring us on a weekly basis. I ask you give me the ability to defeat him in Male Bag 12, 13 or whenever he grows a twig and berries and faces me like the man he purports to be. God you know me. I didn't ask for a feud. I just liked hearing my emails get answered each week. But now that you put this overbearing chore of a disease in my life, I ask that you give me the strength to pull an Atom Dan and defeat this cancer to our great show. Lord, I humbly pray that you don't let any of Cliff's Note's Dreams come true, and that he dies the way he came into the world. Cold, alone, blind and helpless. OK, that last part was a little much God, but if you could have him stub his toe, get a parking ticket or lose the tv remote, that'd be great. Your only Undefeated Champion and Straight-edge emailer Dustin Faber CliffsNotes FLAW IS CLIFFSNOTES WELCOME TO: FOURTEEN PAGES IS CLIFFSNOTES!!! Well Andy, you asked for this. I don't know what the hell happened this past week. Youāre calling me unfunny, and Chris is suddenly going out of his way to show me respect. So Andy has aligned himself with Dustin alongside Cam. A tall long-haired stoner from California, a guy who fiercely lives by his rules and religion and wants everyone to observe them, and the annoying lap-dog guy that just wants to fit in. I'm now feuding with #TeamLebowski. OVER THE LINE! Mark it Donny! My feud with Dustin Faber will not be taking place in a wrestling ring; it will be in the bowling alley parking lot. Give us the money Lebowski! Andy youāll need to excuse yourself from your hosting duties for the fight, and get James Ryan to appear as āThe Strangerā and provide the voice over. Nobody else on this network can come close to Sam Elliottās voice. And I suppose this means that Brian Van Alstyne will be aligning with me against #TeamLebowski as āThe Jesusā. Whatās a pederast? Shut the fuck up Donny. Before I get to Dustin, a few other things need to be discussed. First, Iād like to address the brother of āThe Dudeā Andy Gaston. Mister Aaron Gaston. Sir, thank you for all of your hard work on this network. However, I think you are a bit mistaken on the amount of originality around here. We are constantly forced to create and develop new ideas. To help you get caught up to how the Male Bag works here's a brief overview - or the "Cliffs Notes" version" - of the cycle for originality around here Week One: an original clever idea introduced in a Male Bag. Author receives many compliments and votes. Week Two: a clever twist on the original idea introduced, often by someone else. Week Three: about four riffs on the original idea, ranging in quality from excellent down to a "Good job! Good effort!" earned by Adam Dan. Week Four: Andy declares that this idea has now raped the shark. See? Four Weeks. Thatās the life cycle of an original idea before it is murdered. Thatās not bad. There is another variation on originality, though. It usually goes like this: Day One: a random nonsensical humorous meme mocking a specific wrestler is introduced, usually by Chris Alt on MNF. Days Two through Thirty: about half the emails on Male Bag smoothly work this wrestler and reference into their notes. Day Thirty-one: Wrestler is future-endeavored. Day Thirthy-Two: Just about every email acknowledges that the wrestler will be missed in their own unique way. Day Thirty-Five: Chris Alt is not funny and that meme makes no sense and Chris is a jerk for not having seen the original Evil Dead, according to a bitter email from Cam Gullet. Shut the fuck up, Donny. So... the anonymous Raw GM shows up on Raw the same week Vin Tanner goes missing from Flaw. Coincidence? I think not. But it would fit the narrative here on Monday Night Flaw that Vin Tanner is really Nate Corbitt. Oh wait... you still think I am Vin Tanner? Sure. You're right. You caught me. I might as well come clean. I have an addiction. I'm addicted to Gimmicks. Not only am I Cliffs Notes the new emailer guy, Serpienete Enmascarada, and CliffsNotes the heel Jericho guy; not only am I Vin Tanner, but I am also many other characters on this network. I am Austin Sanders! I am also Future Star and Shean Walsh! But my masterpiece is that I am JB King!!! And let me tell you, pretending to screw up my punctuation and grammar and spelling that much is a chore. But that's not all. I am really none of those people. I am Scott Taylor! Now Cue My Music!!! No. Not Really. Please don't play Scott Taylor's music. So last week, JB King suggested that we commemorate the significant achievement of the 1,000th Raw by recalling our favorite... Wait what? We are celebrating the 10th Male Bag? Is ten episodes an accomplishment on this network? Another example of the low standards around here. I can't wait for the tenth episodes of other shows on this network: Gamer and Proud 10.0 will be Jon's final episode, as he spends the entire episode arguing with Chris about his RIGHTS to play video games WITHOUT agreeing to any of the Terms And Conditions required to play games released by a CORPORATION. Alcoholocaust Ten will feature Chris Alt drunk on Lime-a-rita's. His co-host is a homeless Dustin Faber, who broke into a nearby church to steal wine for his appearance. Army of Dorkness X. This is the third episode without Cam. James Ryan is just using a Cam Gullett soundboard for a few random stupid comments. Ratings have increased eight-fold since the change. The tenth episode of Flawmentary will be Tyler Houston, Chris Alt, and Aaron Gaston drinking scotch and smoking cigars as they provide the Andy Gaston Roast while watching the video of his burial. They play poker to divide up his network and scotch. TV For Vendetta episode 10 will arrive in 2016, as Chris and Brian discuss the end of NBC, CBS, and ABC. They will review the new season of shows on Netflix, YouTube, Google, and Amazon. Also, this will be Brian's first show from prison. Sixth Year Seniors 10th episode will focus on the latest Bobby Petrino sex scandal. He once again found a whore in Arkansas.... this time at a Waffle House. So back to JB King. He wants us to celebrate the 10th Male Bag. OK. I'll play along. Congratulations Chris and Andy, it's an honor to be writing to you guys on this, the tenth Male Bag, and I hope you...wait... this is Male Bag 11? We are celebrating the 10th Male Bag in Male Bag 11? Well, there's JB King Math for you. King, do you exchange Christmas presents in January, too? Alright. Iāll help commemorate the first ten episodes of Male Bag. But Iāll do it in my own way. I re-listened to some of the last 10 episodes this week. Hereās some thoughts and memories: Male Bag 3 was really, really good and still holds up a few months later. I was thoroughly entertained listening to it again. Serpiente won the title that week, but everyone else had a great turn, too. In fact, I'll go as far as saying that JB turned in one of his top three emails, and Stu and I have won the weekly title with much weaker efforts. However, the other emailers also brought tremendous talent, and absolutely had their moments too. Any new listeners out there should check that show out. Also in Male Bag 3, Andy curiously said this: "Dustin you will never in a million years have a shot at emailer of the week". And now, you want to put this guy in a headline feud. Great talent scouting Andy. Were you embarrassingly wrong then? Or are you wrong now? Andy and Chris: Even though you have both been a thorn in my side recently, I will compliment both of you. Iāve thoroughly enjoyed your voices and imitations over these shows. But because you have both been a thorn in my side recently, I'm going to make you work during my email. That's right. I'm turning the tables. Iām not here to entertain you. You are here to entertain me. I'm putting you guys on the spot and making you use your voices, starting NOW. The Scene: Mr McMahon is seated at a desk in a room with cheap wood paneling and blue curtains hung from a wall with no windows. A poster of The Marine 3 is on the left, and a SummerSlam poster of Brock Lesnar's face is on the right. A pounding knock is heard at the door. MR MCMAHON (Chris): WHO IS IT!!! Randy Orton (Chris): My name........... Is Randy... MR MCMAHON: YES. SIT DOWN RANDY. Randy Orton: .....Orton! MR MCMAHON: UMM RIGHT. ANYWAYS RANDY, WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE. STEPHANIE WANTS TO FIRE YOUR ASS BUT HUNTER DOESN'T. WHAT DO YOU THINK? Randy Orton: I think........ That I can strike.... MR MCMAHON: YOU'RE GOING ON STRIKE? Randy Orton: ... At any......time. MR MCMAHON: YOU ARE A GIANT DOUCHEBAG. WE ARE MAKING SOME CHANGES. FIRST, WE ARE DROPPING YOU TO THE MIDCARD. HEY QUIT SHITTING ON THAT PLANT. ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION? CAN I CONTINUE? Randy Orton: CUNT.... In you? MR MCMAHON: GODDAMMIT ORTON ARE YOU NINE??? SITDOWN AND SHUT UP!!!. WE ARE ALSO CHANGING YOUR GIMMICK. TRIPLE H HAS HIS SLEDGEHAMMER. BUT HIS LAZY ASS IS RETIRED. SO I WANT YOU TO START USING IT. BUT THERES A TWIST. WATCH THIS VHS TAPE... Gallagher (Andy): It slices! It dices! It smashes!! It gashes!! And donāt you wanna know how it works??? Itās the Sledge-o-matic! You want juice? Watch me smash these grapefruits!!!! MR MCMAHON: HE SAID GRAPEFRUITS! HAHAHAHAHA! ORTON, I TRUST YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? Randy Orton: You shouldn't .... Trust me... MR MCMAHON: SHUT UP. ALSO YOUR NEXT FEUD IS GOING TO BE WITH A NEW GUY. HE'S MEXICAN AND GAY! GET IN HERE SERPIENTE MARICON! Serpiente Maricon (Chris): ooh la la! Ola SeƱor Oily Orton! Hey!!! Dos sexy serpientes! <insert kissing sounds>. Yo soy un fan de la chin-locks! Sexo anal en fuego!!! No me gusta seƱoritas. SeƱor Orton molestero Serpiente Maricon! Randy Orton: I don'tā¦ā¦ Speak ......Mexican.... MR MCMAHON: DOESNāT MATTER. YOUāRE ALSO GETTING A NEW MANAGER. AND HERE HE IS!!! STEINER GET IN HERE. Serpiente Maricon: Ohhhhh! Big Poppa Pump! Grande Papi de la Bomba! Papi Bomba Maricon! Si! Si! Si! Tres Hombre's!!! Por Favor!!! Muy Muscles!!! Trio Homosexual!! Scott Steiner (Andy): You see Randy before I came along, you were just one man, so you only had a fifty percent chance of winning a match. But Nowwwwwww, since Iām here, we are now Twooooo men, so we have doubled your odds, so you have a hundred percent chance of winning a match. MR MCMAHON: THERE YOU GO ORTON YOU PEASANT. YOU WORK FOR ME. YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY. Randy Orton: Noā¦. I don't..... Think... MR MCMAHON: OBVIOUSLY Randy Orton: ....so.... Meet my... New agent. A knock on the door MR MCMAHON: WHO IS THIS GUY? John Merediethethith (Andy): You see Mr McMahon, your CORPORATION is dragging down my client with all your RULES and your CONTRACTS. And youāre making my client work as an INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR but forcing gall these EMPLOYMENT RULES on him! And now your wife is trying to run for a seat with the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT where you can dictate more rules through the MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. Youāre just using the POLITICAL ARENA and the LIBERAL MEDIA to attack my client. I'm not going to allow you and your COPORATE PARTNERS continue this CONSPIRACY against my client to hurt his freedoms! MR MCMAHON: OHH CHRIST. STEINER, IāM TIRED OF LISTENING TO THIS. GET RID OF THAT GUY. Scott Steiner (Andy): Iām Big Poppa Pump! Letās go Spanish! MR MCMAHON: NO NOT THE QUEER MEXICAN. THE OTHER ONE. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE, RIGHT? Scott Steiner: Heās FAT! Andā¦. Scene! For the 20 th Male Bag celebration (which will occur during Male Bag 23), Iāll add in a rap from SCOT LAND, and Iāll have Chris recite an entire Family Guy episode. But weāre not done yet. Andy, you wanted 14 pages, we are almost there! Speaking of SCOT LAND, hey Stu! Welcome Back to the top of the mountain. Two in a row. You and I, sir. You and I know that feeling. But I will be back. Hey Roper. Congrats on the Monday Night Flaw Intercontinental Title. This is the most prestigious title youāve held, isnāt it? By the way, did you notice that the highest vote total for one of your emails was from when you were dead? Is that a big enough hint? Thank You WWE for the confusing Raw Money In The Bank match. Cena, Jericho, Show, and Kane. Who the hell is the Face? And now, it is time. Time for what youāve all been waiting for. The stage is set. Here I sit, in the center of a red-carpeted squared-circle. Thereās a nice table and podium and a clipboard. And a single shiny pen! Thatās right, itās the most exciting Sports Entertainment Segment possible! The Contract Signing! Dustin Faber. Dustin, Dustin, Dustin. Youāve called me out. You sent in not an email, but your own unedited, unfiltered, quivering and spooky voice with absolutely no sound effects present whatsoever. The passion in your voice was clear. Dustin has had enough. Dustin is going to shepherd in a new era, and rid the land of the scourge known as CliffsNotes. Dustin is rounding up his sheep with his #TeamFaber t-shirts. Heās been calling his friends and they are drinking punch in the church basement and drawing up their colorful #DustiNation posters. Dustin. Be careful what you wish for. You want a piece of me? Heh. Heh. Your ambition is so cute. Dustin, you have again forgotten. I am here to Save Us all from Mediocrity. And I will give you a tiny amount of credit. You have juuuuuuuuust barely pulled yourself up over the edge and ever so slightly, you have risen above Mediocrity. Congratulations on your one, single title. And last week, you got a few votes to reach second place. But now, you think your feelings and your emotions and your opinions matter? No, son. Donāt get ahead of yourself. You are not worth my time, and you are not worth a title feud, and I will not be the instrument that banishes you from this show. THE ANSWER IS NO. Right now youāre at the back of the line. Keep working on your writing skills. Take a few classes. Open a book that wasnāt written two thousand years ago, so you might stir up some relevant and current opinions for this show. And maybe in a few years, when you win your second or third title, we can see if you are worth my time. I AM CLIFFSNOTES. Aaron Gaston 3 weeks and counting. All I'm asking for is one original idea. Yet again you all let me down. More like ... Damn it. Cliff - Eat three dicks. Make it Four. Your letter this week was an exaggerated version of my letter last week. Cliff equation - If it's funny in passing... why not palgerise the whole fucking letter? You might as well ask Andy to read in a goofy accent. Spit venom in interviews, speakin on reunions? Move units, then talk shit and we can do this Until then - I ain't even speakin your name Just keep my name outta yo' mouth and we can keep it the same. (dr Dre) You are a scab, a pawn, another underage target for Brian Van-I'll-Rape-That-Kid, a lowly LISTENER. Know your roll and shut your mouth! I've taken more popular shit's than you. mmaHole has been downloaded on a petabyte scale from the mighty Flawedcast empire, you have written two love notes and a "how to" guide to sucking ass at life. My voice is loved by trillions, you're own mother couldn't pick you out of a lineup. Do you even know who your dad is? Of course you don't! You were born in a dumpster. I was born in a golden crib, adorned in diamonds and pussy and weed. This must be what it's like having a special needs child (no offense to Cletus' Parents). You still see the beauty in their deep sad eyes, you can ignore the arm growing out of their forehead, you want them to do well, yet you can't trust them to brush their own teeth without them causing permanent brain trauma. We need a hero. A patriot. An ambassador of the Flawedcast name. Someone who isn't afraid to take his ideas and dreams and make them a reality. I haven't yet seen that from your degenerate listeners. They are complacent, lazy and repetitive. Same act, different week. We need someone brave and noble like that Kemper Arena rigging assistant hired in '99 to, among other things, "Ensure the longevity of the WWF brand". (A task he was triumphantly successful in performing) In fact I wear a blue blazer every May 23 to honor that visionary genius. I say again to you good gentlemen, cease and desist! I will be watching... Spidey JB King Back to the jokes Hey guys, when are you going to put up the āTeam Faberā shirts up on your Flawedcast store? Also, put me down for two rape whistles. Iām going to the ESPYs tonight and Iām sure these will come in handy when my āNā word tourrets kick in. Thanks. Holy shit, Easy E Gaston is contributing now? Iām glad the talented Wayneās brother of this network is finally on here. Anyway, a word to you Easy E. Iām glad you are asking these mouth breathers to step up and be funny again but you need to threaten them better than just a simple virus. Cam Gullet has AIDs, do you think another virus is going to shape him up? Hell, Cam doesnāt even have a computer. No need to send something to Chrisā laptop. And Cliff has 37 different email accounts. Good luck picking the right one. And I doubt it will scare Adam Dan. If you really want to scare the shit out of him, email him a job application. If he got a job, he would be more disappointed than when his resume was declined for the paraplegic Olympics, because apparently missing half a brain doesnāt qualify you for such events. Stu, congratulations. I admire your work and hope you keep bringing the heat. Iām giving you the heads up though. I will take that title again someday. Because I take what I want! And after Iām done with Thom and Cliff I WANT DA GOLD SUCKA! STU LITTLE! WE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA! By the way, Iāve dated enough coloreds, so I can say that. (JOHNNYHASONLYDATEDMINORITES.SHOCKING) Thatās right, Iām reaching for that belt like Nate Corbitt reaches for his heart medication stuck in his kidās old high chair. Anyway, onto Thom. The last time Thom Roper did something funny he shot himself in the head. Which he still milks to this day. Suck it up you dingo fucking pussy. How long does it take for a brain injury to heal? Perhaps that explains the half assed failed jokes you give on MNF. Thom Roperās jokes are as potent as Adam Danās sperm. But I will be the gentleman here and end this Thom Bomb with a poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, eat a bag of dicks and die already. Speaking of people that eat a lot, what is the 411 on getting Nikki Bella on this show? Apparently she sucked the fat out of her stomach and put it in her funbags. See yourself. p.twimg.com/AxPOWgBCIAIeZUJ.jpg:large Back to wrestling. Iām looking forward to the PPV but I have to say Iām mildly confused. What happened to the Primetime players? Werenāt they supposed to get a title shot? Did I miss an episode of Superstars or something? I figured the match already happened so I checked youtube. I typed in āBlack on black violenceā and while I found some amazingly entertaining videos, I still couldnāt find the match. Oh well, might as well forget about it already since creative did. Letās just get to the questions. Question one: Holy shit, what the hell was up with that Hornswaggle GM bullshit? He makes WWE miserable for a year and a half and the best punishment they could think of was Jerry Lawler putting him over his knee and spanking him? (Or as DevSop calls it, foreplay) Itās times like this that REALLY make me miss JBL throwing Hornswaggle into a cage. Maybe they could have ended this better by having a Scooby Doo angle. Santino could have had Hornswaggle tied up and unmasked him to reveal him to be the mini boogeyman, unmask him again and show Max Mini, unmask him again to reveal Vince McMahon screaming āITāS ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALLLLLL ALONG AUSTIN!ā Despite all this, at least it had closure. I guess what Iām asking is, what other storylines would you have liked to see completed before they were forgotten into obscurity? Question Two: Sin Cara is going to win MITB. Why you ask? Because only Sin Cara can pull off the emotion of the epic finger point. Instead of threating wrestlers with well thought out promos and backstage threats, he can just pop up in random places to spook the World Heavyweight Champion by pointing at him or the belt and then vanish into thin air. WWE can even have the subtext of āSOONā underneath Sin Cara every time he does it. He may get the finger point more over than when Hogan did it all those years ago. Now that I think of it, if he pointed at his opponent like Hogan did and the audience yelled out āTUUUUUU!ā I would mark out like when Texas did the āCabronā chant to Del Rio two weeks ago. I donāt know where this is going. Thoughts? Question Three: Lastly, the big story of the summer, where is it? Weāve had the summer of Punk last year. The Nexus takeover the year before, and SES Punk vs drugged up Jeff Hardy the year prior. Most of them come out of nowhere and I havenāt seen anything too astonishing. So I just wanted to know what your guysā guess is for the big summer angle. Well thatās it for this week. I just wanted to say a final farewell to that special someone out there, and thatās you Cliff. Iām intimidated by you? Letās cut the shit Jon. You want to say that I pander to this network yet you are the one that gives Andy $12? You want to go off and say I bring nothing to the show now? Just last week I caused Chris and Andy to fight and break up. Scream at one another. Reveal Andyās dark abortion past. Reveal Chrisā lack of movie knowledge. Watched them get back together. And helped influence two ideas for new shows. All within 3 sentences. Meanwhile your weird babble just makes Andy and Chris bored to death. You are a shell of your former self. I hope Dustin Faber (who was apparently voiced by Nick Nolte last week) destroys you with the most carrying, kind and uplifting email he can possibly muster. So now you have to think and figure out a way to compete with him. How you ask? Iām sure itās the same way you plan your other emails. And by that, I mean you sit at your kidās tea set and talk with several stuffed animals. Kind of like what Cartman from South Park did. One is a Ken doll in a suit named āVin Tannerā, one is a Barbie doll with its hair ripped out and has a pencil drawn beard named āChrissyā who is his only encouragement left. And the other two are wrestling figures. One is Chis Jericho and the other is Rey Mysterio representing El Serpiente. ((((Have andy and chris switch off, i.e. have one be cliff and the other be the dolls))) (cliff)Would you like some more tea Serpiente? (serpiente) āSI! SI! SI!ā (cliff) There you go little buddy, and for you miss Chrissy? (Chrissy: high pitched girl voice) āOh Cliff, you are so funny and cooooooā (cliff) āWhy thank you Chrissy! What do you think little Jericho?ā (Jericho)āABORTIONS FOR ALL LIBERALS! THE GOVERNMENT TOOK MY BABY! OBAMA? MORE LIKE NOBAMA!ā (cliff) āThatās a good idea Jericho! That sounds so funny! Iām sure it will go over soooo well!ā (Vintanner) I wish daddy was still alive... (cliff) GET OUTTA MY HEAD !!! ā¦ Three hours later and ātadaā you get an e-mail from him. Thatās his āmagicā he brings to the table. Fuck that guy. Go team Faber. Love, peace and penis grease Johnny Aaron Gaston How's This? Dear Johnny, I will drive to your house and mouth-fuck your children on the burning carcasses of your kin and everything you own. Threat delivered, Spidey
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Dustin Faber's evil preacher gimmick might be my favorite thing ever.
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Andy Jul 7, 2012 14:52:47 GMT -5 |
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Hey Andy no spoilers asshole. Haha
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jbking Jun 29, 2012 16:56:13 GMT -5 |
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Picture of Chris filming the new Male Bag
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Vin Tanner Jun 27, 2012 15:16:01 GMT -5 |
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Yeah, I probably fucked JB King there. And I also no-sold several of his drop requests. If I let you have all of them, you'll turn into Army of Dorkness. I did that for your own good, Jibbles.
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Andy Jun 18, 2012 6:43:52 GMT -5 |
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mondaynightflaw@gmail.com if anyone wants to participate. We're gonna record another podcast tonight that no one gets to hear yet.
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Jun 1, 2012 12:48:41 GMT -5 @gatorbait said: SeƱor Cliff: why do you keep voting for Serpiente Enmascarada?Gator, you have figured out my secret. I am Chris Lopez in disguise. However, I encourage you to Google "Serpiente Enmascarada" and explore the second link...
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Cliffsnotes Jun 1, 2012 16:32:30 GMT -5 |
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Male Bag 3 was fantastic. Or, as it will be known, the last time we had only one Spanish email. I am certain that we're gonna end up with, like, 12 Serpientes.
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Andy May 25, 2012 18:33:02 GMT -5 |
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No idea.
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May 13, 2012 20:24:45 GMT -5 @thatmaskedman said: Cliff's email was a riot. This Stuart Little is the most overrated champion since Psycho Sid.I think I really like these new posters. Except Cam. He's still a dick.
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Pun May 15, 2012 7:33:05 GMT -5 |
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It's the first ever MNF Male Bag on iTunes!
itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-night-flaw/id514415327?ign-mpt=uo%3D4
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Andy May 1, 2012 16:55:34 GMT -5 |
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Excitement and enthusiasm isn't a gimmick.
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Andy Apr 25, 2012 16:21:38 GMT -5 |
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I'm gonna blow you guys away one week just so I can have "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" preface my next email.
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No. It hasn't. That's the problem with relying on one person who also sometimes has to go build a house. Eventually our goal is that have that thing streamlined so that we can all just upload our stuff directly onto it ourselves.
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Andy Apr 11, 2012 16:05:38 GMT -5 |
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So he's like a funny Gator? No, JB actually makes his own stuff, I think.
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Andy Apr 6, 2012 21:43:48 GMT -5 |
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A typo that I didn't feel like fixing. If it was a television show I had any amount of respect for, I might.
I like the me quote in your sig, by the way.
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